The Epiphany Game - Q and A

[Brett Alex]

You would be only half as yellow. And harder to peel.
What would happen if my question didn't get answered?

 

[Spartan Bannana]

The Thread would end
What would happed if there were no computers on earth

 

[Specialist1924]

We would be saved from their hostile takeover planned in 2012.

How do you describe a color to a blind person?

 

[Lord Krunk]

Tell him to watch out for Red, as Red is out to get him. All the others are Red's evil henchmen, and they're everywhere, always watching...

How do you read Braille?

 

[Birras]

The same way you read faces.

What would happen if Febreeze never existed?

 

[Lord Krunk]

The world will be upgraded to 'stank'.

How will the world end in 2012?

 

[Copter400]

Death by lolcats.

What would the world be like if Hitler knew how to tapdance?

 

[000Ronald]

He would be tapdancing in hell instead of painting roses.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[Khedive Rex]

If by "licks" you mean "heavy cinder blocks" ... two. Maybe one! Depends on your upper body strength.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hoards got bored?

 

[Copter400]

I, uh...what?

What happens When God Logs-Off?

 

[Hey Joe]

The great server in the sky resets

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Khedive Rex]

It can't and I refuse to discuss the hypothetical!

How does the economy work?

 

[Copter400]

Badly.

How would one go about choking a penguin?

 

[000Ronald]

With their bare hands.

If the answer is 42, what's the question?

 

[BaldingSteve]

42?

Why will there be 'unforseen consequences'?

 

[000Ronald]

Because people are stupid.

Why can't we all just get along?

 

[Khedive Rex]

Its all HIS fault!!! *points at unsuspecting bystander*

When will Terry Pratchet write another book with Rincewind in it?

 

[000Ronald]

As soon as they're done making season 2 of Firefly.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Johnn Johnston]

For the pure hilarity of the situation.

When will Chinese Democracy be out?

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

The year 2012.

Why do they call them Applejacks if they don't taste like apples?