The Escapist above you dies in a...

[PsychicTaco115]

Death by poachers

They want that fur, mate!

 

[TallanKhan]

Killed by falling coffin.

 

[Jetut]

Death by potato gun and and a magnet.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Death by faulty Acme corp product.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Death by falling into an active volcano

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Frozen inside an iceberg.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Apple sends their top android assassin, the IKiller to stop her from revealing their evil business secrets

 

[Harley Q]

terrible accident involving a baboon driving a golf cart on a treacherous mountain road...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Mistaken for Scarlett Johansen and trampled by the paparazzi

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Death by fleas.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Death by arrows.. that are on fire

 

[Scarim Coral]

Death from devoured by hungry taco loving zombies.

 

[LynxParadox]

Death by the "I like Trains" kid

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Death by too much chocolate cake

 

[TallanKhan]

Death by insuficient chocolate cake

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Death by LAZER bombardment!

Red, green and all the colors of the mother-f**king rainbow!

 

[LynxParadox]

Death by skittles cuz you be stealin' their rep

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

A horrible accident involving a cat and a raccoon.