The Escapist above you dies in a...

[thesilentman]

Death by cows. Lots and lots of cows.

 

[thesilentman]

Death by water. Because erosion is worth it.

 

[Euryalus]

Death by high forum game user bludgeoning XD

 

[Total LOLige]

Bludgeons self to death.

 

[Teoes]

Hail of kittens.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A sad mistake involving a meat grinder and a shipment to KCF.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A rain of sharks... on fire.

 

[Teoes]

..red shirt on an away mission to explore an eerily quiet space station.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The scientist who found the new super virus and accidentally unleashed it.
[sup]I just noticed that all your badges are circles...[/sup]

 

[kailus13]

In a hilarious slapstick pratfall.

 

[hiphop8004]

By a drunk Erza

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

a cold fire.

 

[Teoes]

A freak yachting accident.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

An explosion during a lewd party.

 

[kailus13]

In an orgy during a lewd party.

 

[Teoes]

During a piss-up at a brewery.

 

[kailus13]

In a lingerie pillow fight.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In an orgy during a lewd party.

That's what I meant by lewd party, but I didn't want to say orgy because yeah.

OT: Of blood loss in a pink panties convention.