The Escapist Adventure: An Open RP (Resetting Tomorrow)

[BloodyThoughts]

"Me? Pee-shaw! You can trust me! I'm the good guy! The hero of my comic! If you can't trust me, then i'm not doing my job!"

After Deadpool said that, he drew out his pistols, "So, when do we start killing some du- evil guys! The guys we're supposed to kill." He stopped talking, then resumed, "Yeeeah, I'm a bit psychotic. But don't worry, I can control my psychosis easy!"

 

[SteakHeart]

"Well, good," John said. "On the subject of killing, there might be a gang hideout or somthing nearby. But I'm not exactly keen on taking lives at the moment. Besides, if this treasure's the real deal, we won't need to kill. We'll be richer than President Taft!"

He looked over to the left and saw a pack of wild horses. "Hey, you need a ride? I'm good at breakin' horses, if you need one."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling was just about to punch Riley in the face so hard, that his face would cave in, until he got slapped in the back of the head. She stood up and looked around at everyone, twice, before smiling. "I'm Hong Meiling! Expert Gatekeeper and Gardener of the Scarlet Devil Manor... Aaaaannnnd.... Who are you people? None of you are Youkai... You're all human." She thought, briefly, about devouring them, but decided not to.

 

[SteakHeart]

Out of nowhere, some roaring noises came from the bushes. John spun to look at them.

"Cougars!" John shouted, the five big cats slowly prowling towards them. He drew his revolver. "Mr. Deadpool, I suggest you use those weapons you've got."

He fired at one of the animals and missed.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Suddenly Kuesu's expression turned into a sadist grin. "And what is a filthy creature such as yourself doing here?" She asked and prepared a spell to blow her away... Only nothing happened. "Nani..?!" She gasped in Japanese

"Your powers are suppressed." (Jedi Master)Huey reminded her.

"Are you really going to let this thing stay here unharmed?" Old man Jinguchi gasped.

"I'm a Jedi and Jedi have respect for all living things... Unlike you." (Jedi Master) Huey. "But this is pointless, something hateful is coming this way and we need evacuate the house.

And just as (Jedi Master) Huey said this, a flying guillotine crashed through the window and landed on Kuesu's head and chopped it off.

"Ojou-sama!!" Old man Jinguchi gasped before killing himself

"OH SHIT!" Robert and Riley exclaimed.

"Get out here, Rober Freeman we know yo' punk ass is in there!" A familiar voice shouted.

"Oh shit it's the hate-ocracy!" Riley cried. "We all gonna die!"

"Not this time." said (Jedi Master)Huey said as he hopped out the window

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool pulled an M-16 out of his ass....literally, when John wasn't looking, and started firing, "WOOHOO! TAKE THIS YOU DIRTY ANIMALS! Oh, ya don't like this gun? You don't? You think it's unfair? TOO DAMN BAD! AHAHAHA!!

 

[SteakHeart]

"What the devil?" Marston exclaimed at Deadpool's machine gun. He raised his pistol and fired at a cougar, hitting it square in the neck. He thumbed back the hammer and fired at another cougar, snapping its right front leg.

He took a moment to look over to Deadpool's gun. Some kind of minature gatling gun?

 

[crewman_number_6]

Suddenly a beam of light shot down from the sky, and a man in a red shirt appeared. He had about a mili-second to hear the first shot before his body began absorbing the bullets meant for Marston. The redshirt shook with lead and collapsed in a red pool.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"WHAT?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Meiling shouted, dodging flying projectiles. She quickly leapt out the window and followed all of them. "What was that?!"

 

[SteakHeart]

"Hey, be careful, Deadpool!" Marston shouted over the gunfire. "That poor man, wherever the devil he came from-" He paused to shoot a cougar in the jaw- "just died for me! What did I get myself into?"

-Meanwhile-

A young woman, about 21, swung in on a rope. Similar to Kuesu before her, she was considerably well-endowed, and wore what was essentially a bikini top, hotpants, stockings, and boots. She was carrying an enormous sniper rifle that was taller than herself. She landed next to Jedi Master Huey.

"Name's Yoko Littner!" she shouted, closing one eye and giving an exaggerated thumbs-up. "I heard danger, and I'm here to help!" She raised her sniper rifle. "Just tell me where to shoot!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"AH! GOD IS SHOOTING AT US!" Deadpool shouted, as he kept shooting at the cougars. He chucked an Uzi to John, "TAKE IT! SHOOT AT THE HEAVENS!" Deadpool shot up with his M16 with one hand, and held an Uzi in the other shooting at the Cougars.

 

[SteakHeart]

John looked down at the odd gun in his hand. He aimed it at the last cougar and fired. He, having never used a handheld automatic weapon, was surprised by the rate of fire and the recoil. He looked down at it, then back up to the cougar, wich now had its brains on the floor.

"Holy mother of the Lord."

 

[crewman_number_6]

Another beam of light fell upon the earth, and another man in a redshirt emerged. He talked into a communicater during the fight with the cougars. "Yes Enterprise, I have found the body of" A stray bullet from John's wild unloading struck him in the head "AHHHH!!" he fell ontop of the last dead cougar, a bullet in his head.

 

[SteakHeart]

"What the?" shouted John. "Where do these greenhorns keep coming from?"

-Meanwhile-

Yoko remained in her action pose, waiting for the next move.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Robert would have grinned hugely and went right after Yoko hadn't he been scared for his life.

"Ah great, more hos." Riley sighed.

(Jedi Master) Huey regarded Yoko from the side of his gaze with a cocked eye then told her. "You should leave."

"Oh, I've been waiting on this" Shouted Rufus Crabmiser.

"Yeah, we busted outta jail to come see you!" Added George Pistofferson

"Oh what, you think bringin' some China bitches' gon' save yo punk ass?!" Snapped Esmerelda Gripenasty. "Bet yo lil' short ass still hurtin' from the last ass-whoopin! Ain't no Bushido Brown to save yo' ass now!"

"I don't need him." (Jedi Master) Huey said and after he did, Rufus launched his flying guillotine at him. (Jedi Master) Huey simply extended his palm, using the force to catch the guillotine then send it away with the flick of his wrist, sending it flying into Thugnificant's blinged car... Which exploded.

"Ah damn, not my car ni**a!" Thugnificant cried from the distance.

"Oh, you think you fly with ya' little Jedi mind tricks 'n ya Matrix coat don'tcha boy?!" Esmerelda snapped.

"If you're going to help me, then act quick; they're dangerous." (Jedi Master) Huey told Yoko

 

[SteakHeart]

Yoko nodded, pausing to slam the butt of her rifle across Riley's face. She used the momentum of her slamming to spin around and fire off a single shot. A beam of light erupted from the barrel and a depleted Uranium slug shot out towards Thugnificent. As it traveled, a tiny drill erupted from its tip, partly because it was effective, partly because it looked freaking awesome.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"God only knows man! God only knows!"

 

[world_of_dragons]

Rufus came rushing at Huey throwing a wild flurry of punches and hand strikes that (Jedi Master) Huey deftly parried and deflected before landing two backhand strikes against Rufus' chest followed by a half-inch palm strike with the same hand then jumped and whacked him across the temple with a spinning back hook kick.

Rufus slammed into a tree. "Oh you think you nice?!" He snapped and ran at (Jedi Master) Huey with the same tactic, only to be deflected and slammed into the same tree.

"I'm not the little boy you knew back then." (Jedi Master) Huey said.

 

[SteakHeart]

Yoko's drill-bullet hit Thugnificent square in the forehead. It exploded on contact, sending the thug flying into his wrecked car, which in turn blew up the car a second time.

"Who the hell do you think I am?" Yoko shouted, her heart racing from battle.

-Meanwhile, back at the New Austin desert-

John tossed the Uzi back to Deadpool, still holding his LeMat in his left hand. "Thanks for the gun," he said, "but I'll stick with what I know I can aim with." He cracked a smile and holstered his revolver.

 

[world_of_dragons]

In the meantime (Jedi Master) Huey sent Rufus reeling away with a force push... Where he landed on Ed Wuncler III's Hummer, which then exploded. The young Jedi master then turned to Yoko with an annoyed look

"Are you going to help me fight these people or not? I'm in a hurry." He said to her.