The Escapist Advice Thread

[username sucks]

Plant enough cacti and it will become the Promised Land.

Dear Escapist, what is the best way for me to fulfil my duties as The Herald of the Cactus?

 

[crazy_coug99]

Step one; invest in cacti. Step three: PROFIT!!!!
Dear Escapist, how can I become the Official Representative of WSU?

 

[username sucks]

Easy: Forge some signitures, bribe some officials.

Dear Escapist, how can I become an even more evil and powerful GM?

 

[Barbas]

By dissolving the senate.

Dear Escapist, what's a hypotenuse?

 

[username sucks]

A noose made for a hippo.

Dear Escapist, how do I get my steam friends to stop changing usernames several times a day?

 

[Chrozi]

screen cap

Dear Escapists, why do I keep getting a sharp pain in my heel?

 

[Barbas]

Dutch clogs.

Dear Escapist, why does my windmill keep falling over?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Inflated Pigeon.

Dear Escapist, how does I Necro?

 

[Barbas]

By picking the appropriate skill tree.

Dear Escapist, on what continent will I find the meaning of loaf?

 

[SirDerpy]

The continent of USA. USSR used to be a loaf specialist, but...

Dear Escapist, will there ever be a time and a place where I might run into a familiar face, or perhaps it'll run into me?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: YES! Step between these two iron bars on the ground, and you will see many familiar faces!

Dear Escapist, how do I properly use the term "literally?"