Otherside of the Island
Past the screams of Rugal, the other Villains were making their escape.
[color=004d00]"....Hey....Where is Bruiser?..."[/color] Doom asked as his comrades set up a
AIM Brand Hyperbaric Lifeboat, hoping it worked better in real life then it did in the Safety Tests.
"Look, Victor, Face it. He's down there, after getting his ass handed to him for what is hopefully the last time, Right as the entire Lab is about to blow up. Given his track record, I don't think he'll be returning to us any time in the near future, nor the distant if we are lucky." Wesker explained as Cortex was the first to get in.
[color=b4b4]"Look, We already done this before, He thinks he's so big, he bites off more then he can chew and its up to us to drag his ass out of the fire again and again. This time? It's over, I'm not risking my life so that moron can throw away his."[/color] He added as he struggled to put on a Life Jacket, clearly not one for the Sea.
[color=004d00]"...Well, we can't just leave hi-"[/color]
[color=6c1504]"And who says we can't!? You? As acting CEO of what is left of this godforsaken dump, I say let him rot!"[/color] Bison shouted, getting cheers of agreement from Wesker and Cortex as they made their way on board.
[color=6c1504]"He was an embarrassment to us all and his "Personal Tastes" were out of line for our codes of conduct. Now, get in the damn boat before UNIT shows up and locks us all up!"[/color]
Doom shook his head in disbelief.
[color=004d00]"'Codes of Conduct'? We have those?....A collection of some of worse this planet have to offer and he's 'Too bad enough a dude'?!"[/color]
"Look, Victor, I'm detecting a lack of 'Getting in the boat' in this conversation. What's your point? He's an asshole, even for assholes standards."
[color=b4b4]"I sure as shit ain't going to miss that lowlife and don't even get me started on the swirlies..."[/color]
[color=6c1504]"Out-voted, 3 to 1. So unless you want to spend the next 50 years in a UNIT Prison, Get. In. The. Boat."[/color] Bison added, pointing to the Lifeboat, keeping a mind full of the ticking clock hanging over the lot of them.
[color=004d00]".....And you're any better?....And you are some shining beacons of Super Villainy? huh? Christ, He's not an Asshole! HE'S SMALL TIME!"[/color] Doom shouted, much to his groups confusion.
"....Ar-are seriously talking about his di-"
[color=004d00]"Doom has killed more people during his life then Bruiser ever did. This armor? Killed an Ex Girlfriend and made this armor from what was left of her!"[/color] He boasted, Cortex was going to protest that what he was saying was impossible, but he decided against it, not really wanting to know the details.
[color=004d00]"What have you done? You, Matrix Gimp! (Wesker) You invented
Commercial Zombies!. Any asshole can just walk into his local and have enough T-Virus to wipe out a small city! Suddenly Bruiser doesn't seem so bad now, huh?[/color]
[color=004d00]And Cortex, what about all those mutants!? Huh?! You think him smacking around a few women is bad and yet here you are fucking pulling out their brains though their eye-sockets![/color]
[color=004d00]And You! Dictator! You keep forgetting Doom worked for you too and Doom don't know about you, but thinks he knows why you had had
dozens of half naked female clones as your bodyguards..."[/color]
[color=6c1504]"I-...Well-..errr....I had goo-"[/color] Bison Stammered.
[color=004d00]"Shut the fuck up, Doom's not gone. Now, we can all agree that we are Compete and utter Monsters?..."[/color]
A awkward silence filled the protesting Cartel Members as Doom put them in their place.
[color=004d00]"Now then, Wesker, When you were on the sauce and passed out on the men's room floor every night, Who made sure you woke up in your room instead of getting kicked out by the Janitor?"[/color]
"....Bruiser." Wesker sighed.
[color=004d00]"And Cortex, Remember when you needed a Live Test Subject for those Performance Enhancers? And then after dozens of them you came clean to your products having MILLIONS of side effects? And yet he STILL kept turning up?"[/color]
[color=b4b4]"...Yeah...Still have no idea how he is still alive."[/color] Cortex Confessed.
[color=004d00]"And, Bison remember when he won Mr. Universe and got a nice place in Hawaii with all the beach babes he could ask for? And yet he DEFECTED to your Empire when you asked him. You know how much that must have meant to him and he didn't even fucking know you!"[/color]
Bison didn't answer.
[color=004d00]"Well, guess what? You aren't no winners either, but we need to stick together. Everyone of us tried to do Toe to Toe with the world and got our asses handed to us. And I don't know about you but Doom want the Hulk Wanna-be on His side when the time comes to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WHO'S WITH DOOM?!"[/color]
The other villains looked at he each other and realized Doom had them dead to rights.
[color=004d00]"THEN LETS SAVE THE ASSHOLE!"[/color] Doom finally shouted before running for the lab to save their comrade in Evil.
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"....Shouldn't we...follow him?..."
[color=b4b4]"I..."Sorta"...agree with him....but...Taking orders from
Doom?..."[/color]
[color=6c1504]".....If I order the two of you, then would you go?"[/color]
"Eh, be better then putting up with Doom's bitching for the whole trip."
[color=b4b4]"I could live with that."[/color]
Thus the rescue party set out to save the day.
FOR EVIL!