The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Mini-Pool

Santa Monica, Residence of Maximilian Christiansen: The Former Bernstein Cartel

Wesker began to see if he could find something for Sana to wear as she was attacked by the pre-programming that Cortex had put into her.
"Orange Robes? Incense? What the hell is with you Cortex?" He sighed under his breath as he cracked open another box of crap.
"Well, You won't be getting those anything soon. We aren't made of money here...Well...Inuart maybe, he's a big on the Music scene at the moment, but I'm not going to start begging him for money...Ah, This should do. Here, put these on." He said as he pulled out a set of dusty 20 year old jeans and a Mahvel Shirt.

"Now, anything else you feel that you need or want?" Wesker asked, hoping Cortex didn't go all out Fetishist on him.

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: hot tub

"Wait... I think those were memories... Orange robs and incense..." She said, slipping on the jeans. Taking the shirt and putting it on, backwards at first, she sound it around and made it the correct way around. "Ummm... I guess food... Meat if you have it, oh and lots of water." The girl added, takng a few steps around to get used to her body. She looked around the lab in amazement. "What is all of this stuff?" She asked, gesturing to the rest of the technology in the lab.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Running Gag

Santa Monica, Residence of Maximilian Christiansen: The Former Bernstein Cartel

Wesker almost chuckled when Sana seemed to be impressed with the "Lab" that Cortex had set up down here.
"Well, Those are old analog TVs that Cortex found in a dump. This is a $10 Children's Chemistry Set with materials stolen from said dump. And that is a rusty bathtub that the Landlord had and was meaning to throw out." He answered rather bluntly, hoping to dash any chance of her being in awe of such "Quality" equipment.

"Anyway, hold on a second..." He then said before making his way to the top of the stairs and shouting "BISON! DO WE HAVE ANYMORE MEATLOAF LEFT FROM LAST NIGHT!?
[color=6c1504]"I THINK SO!"[/color]
"THROW IT ON A PLATE AND BRING IT DOWN HERE!"
[color=6c1504]"DO I LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF MAID TO YOU, ALBERT WESKER!?"[/color]
"READ MY MIND."
[color=6c1504]"......GRRRR! BRUISER! YOU DO IT!"[/color]
"...Whatever..."

A few minutes later, Bruiser came down with the plate of Meatloaf.
Even with his past, his temperament and his history of hurting women, he didn't even so much as react to Sana before walking back up the stairs to his spot in front of the TV.

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: Absolutely a running gag. also, lake

Sana was happy to see the plate of meat. Her jaw opened and opened enough that she was able to just dump the plate down her throat. it was like she had unhinged her jaw like a snake. Infact, it was just her bones bending and they returned to their normal shape after she was finished.
"So.... thanks for that, but what's a TV? and a chemistry?" she asked Wesker.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Pond

Santa Monica, Residence of Maximilian Christiansen: The Former Bernstein Cartel

Wesker stared as Sana's jaw seemed to break open wide enough to shallow the entire meal in one go, prompting him to write down "Possible Jaw Mutation: Deliberate?"
"You'll find out as you go along, I'm a Doctor, not a teacher." He said as he heard the front door slam above their heads.
[color=b4b4][sub][sub][sub][sub]"LET ME SEE![/sub]LET ME SEE![/sub]LET ME SEE![/sub]LET ME SEE![/sub]LET ME SEE!"[/color] Cortex shouted as he ran down into the basement, keen to witness his creation.
[color=b4b4]"AH!....HAHAHAAHAH-Wait...did he say "It's Alive" yet?"[/color]
"...Umm....no-" Sana asked before being interrupted by

[color=b4b4][HEADING=2]"IT'S ALIVE!"[/HEADING][/color] Cortex shouted at the top of his lungs like a true mad doctor.
"....Urg, I put the data on your desk. She's all yours." Wesker sighed as Cortex began to dance like some kind of excited child.
[color=b4b4]"Now then...KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!"[/color] He commanded.
[color=b4b4]"....She know's how to kneel, right?"[/color]
"Should do. You two have...fun." He remarked as he picked up Mizune in his arms and left the Master and Creation to do...whatever.

"He truly is a brilliant mind. He just needs some common sense." He joked to the passed out Mizune as he brought her back to her room.

 

[bluecrimson]

Betting Shop: Rugal/Wu Zi Mu/Jenny, Everyone else

Mel grinned as she began talking. "We'll need to get moving fast, but I know how we can take down the ship. Of course, there's gonna have to be some people hitting them from different areas, but we need to hit 'em fast. Anyone gonna work with this?"

SLindis sighed as she heard her daughter talk and intruded in. [color=c200]"Melethia, we're gooing to try and conserve some life here. Or has the death toll in the other city not been ennough today?"[/color]

Ella thought about it for a second and responded herself. "Well, what would happen if you only hit its steering and propulsion?"

Melethia laughed as she heard the suggestion and nodded. "It's not my first choice, but I'll take it. Any of you strong swimmers?"

Devon shrugged and turned to Angelus, indicating that he didn't havve many better ideas here.


Finally, Sadei responded to Teri's statement in an upbeat tone. "Yeah! Just a little bit at a time would really help a lot more with the whole thing. I know it's tiring to you, though, so I won't ask it too much."

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: reservoir

"So..." Sana said to cortex. "You created me?" She asked him.

[color=b4b4]"Yes... Now kneel before your master like he said to do."[/color] the midget said to her.

In a rush, she was on the ground, on a knee, but with her arms wrapped around his neck in a hug. "Yay! Daddy!" She shouted happily. "So... Where's mom? is she going to be here soon?" She said to him
[hr]
Mizune was stirring in weskers arms, into a sort of dream/half awake trance. On the second flight of stairs going up, she nuzzles into the crook of his neck and was happily resting her head there. Bringing a hand up to his chest, she began to trace invisible circles on it. "Hehe... Sooo sweepy..." Looking up at him, and readying her arm, she spoke to him. "Don't tell Wesker... But I want to go out on a date with him. Keep it a secret. Shhhhhhhhhhh......" She said bringing her finger up to his lips as she made the noise. "He just needs to stop being so involved with his work so he can see how hard I'm trying to get him..." Her half conscious state said to him, now hugging his neck with one arm.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Puddle

Santa Monica, Residence of Maximilian Christiansen: The Former Bernstein Cartel

Cortex's ego was rising, He had created the first in what would most certainly be his army of loyal slaves, forever serving him and his goals, forever smashing his enemies into dust, Fore-
"So... Where's mom? is she going to be here soon?"
[color=b4b4]...Oh god dammit...[/color] He slumped, She was going to be one of Those clones.
[color=b4b4]"...Um....Well....You don't have a mother...in a manner of speaking..."[/color] He mumbled, hoping he wouldn't have to explain everything to Sana.

[hr]

"....Oh....Kay...." Wesker said, making a human being from a sapling in a bathtub of what appeared to be chemical waste was one thing, hearing this on the other hand.
He laid Mizune down in her bed, doing his best not to wake her up as he processed this.
So...Cloned Body of an Evil Scientist in his early 50's on a Super Soldier Virus
With a 20-something female witch made out of 5 smaller mice like witches...
...
What am I doing with my life?... He thought as he let sleeping witches lay.

 

[StormShaun]

How to take down an international terrorist 101 with Shawn, David and TonTon.
Location: RC Toy shop.

Shawn nodded besides David, his two ranger pistols were drawn and ready to fire.
The wind blew again The Lone Wanderer's face as he swiped the sweat from his head, he only hopes that this isn't the
last time he will wipe it. Be prepared everyone, this could also be a trap." Shawn said as he placed his helmet back on.

Following the sounds of the noise, Shawn's eyes were stuck to the floor.
Scared that there may be a mine or two hiding somewhere. Usually people in his universe just stick it anywhere and hope for the best. In Shawn's mind he is worried since his opponent is smarter then the regular raider. Coming to the door which contained the noise, Shawn nodded to David.

The group should be prepared to breach. "[sub]Should we go in loud and proud, or nice n' silent?" Shawn finally asked them.

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: thimble of water

"Oh..." She said quietly and thought for a few minutes. "Okies!" She said accepting it as she stood up. "So I have a few questions nagging me. I don't know why... What year is it and where can I read scrolls to find out what is what in the world?" She asked cortex standing up. "Oh, also, what am I, why was I made and where can a girl giver a cow to eat?" She asked, sort of still hungry.

[hr]
Mizune was tired, so much so that there was a poof, then the five little mice women were sleeping in a massive pile. However, there was a ring on the doorbell, signal of the arrival of a new guest, one that wasn't announced.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

How to take down an international terrorist 101 "I Prefer the Term "Soldier of Fortune." with Shawn, David and Ton Ton.
Location: RC Toy shop.

[sub]"Nice and Quiet, this is the first time we managed to get the drop on the guy. Ton Ton, Watch the outside. He try to make a break, hit him with that "Thing" that you do (Everyone's Grudge)."[/sub] David ordered as the Tonberry made his way outside.
The noise led to a back room on the first floor, namely what appeared to be a closet.
Taking up Positions on either side of it, The duo nodded as David opened it.
"MFFFFF! MFFFFFFFFFF!" Screamed the owner of the shop as he hung from a coat hanger by his underwear with what appeared to a sock in his mouth.
"...Well...guess this isn't our man then..." David sighed as he went to take down the hostage, the owner squirming as he attempted to take him down.
"What? Don't you want to-..."
David trailed off when he saw small wires out in front of the owner.
Linked to C4.

"...Oh...Crap..."

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Puddle

Santa Monica, Residence of Maximilian Christiansen: The Former Bernstein Cartel

[color=b4b4]"....Oyyyyy...."[/color] Cortex groaned, he thought the enhancements to her cranial biology and her experiences as a plant would help him bypass the whole "Annoying Questions" Phase of Sana's Development.
[color=b4b4]"1. 2013
2. We stopped using scrolls years ago, nearly everything is electronic now.
3. A creature that I made using the powers of Science and chemical waste.
4. Because I needed a project to work on and this seemed like a good idea at the time.
5. You are not eating an entire cow. I tried that approach back where I came from, it just doesn't work out."[/color] He answered in rapid succession, recalling having to buy entire farms full of live cows to feed to the likes of Tiny Tiger and Dingodile before he fixed that.

[color=b4b4]"Now, stop pondering existence and help me tidy these things up."[/color] He commanded as he began to put away all the old TVs and struggle with the Bathtub.
[hr]
Wesker's point was hammered home when Mizune transformed, That aspect alone was much of a deal breaker for him.
He went back downstairs when the doorbell rang.
[color=004d]"DOOM'S GOT IT!"[/color] Shouted the former Monarch of Morons as he went to the door while Wesker flopped on the couch next to Bison and Bruiser.
[color=004d]"~Hello?"[/color] He asked as he opened the door.

 

[StormShaun]

"Okay, I'll redo it." "How to take down an ASSHOLE 101" with Shawn, David and Ton Ton.
Location: RC Toy shop.

Going into the closet, Shawn pointed the gun at the dangling shop owner. David started to talk, but Shawn's eyes were already lured to the trap. "...Oh...Crap..." was the sentence David spoke. "C-4 Plastic explosive, usually detonated as a trap or remotely. In this situation ..." Shawn said as he examined the wires with his eyes.

"Wired, it's definitely wired. Damn it, do you know how to handle this?" Shawn referenced to his information bank and found nothing about wired C-4. "I don't know how to handle C-4 in this situation. I usually use a detonator for this stuff." Shawn began to worry.

"Okay, first, one of us should handle this ... and the second person should search the shop for suspects or clues." Shawn announced to David, still holding his pistol.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Betting Shop: Rugal/Wu Zi Mu/Jenny, Everyone else

Wu Zi Mu gave the idea of disabling the ship some thought.
"To be honest, so long as you get rid of those weapons, that would be a enough. Aside from being a link in a Pipeline to the US for Asian workers, they have little influence here that we don't already exceed them at. Still, a few less "Un-Civilised" criminals would do San Fierro some good." The Triad Leader said, hiding the fact that he was kinda hoping that they would wipe out the gang and allow for Triad expansion.

"Whatever the case, It's not the gang that's the target, it's their weapons. We kill this gang, another on will just crop up. We get rid of the weapons, we can prevent something like this happening again." Rugal added, keen to rid the region of these damn weapons.
Then, he would find Deadshot and he would wipe him off the face of the earth.

On the topic of swimming, Jenny raised her hand and said "Hoenn had several Islands out to sea of the mainland. I'm not going to be winning any medals, but I might be able to do it."
While she wasn't exactly thrilled by this turn of events, it did help distract from the fact that Hiryu used Caim's sister like every other agent under his leadership.
"Well...Shall we be off then?"

"Eh, Close enough." with Shawn, David and Ton Ton and Deadshot and C.R.A.S.H..
Location: RC Toy shop.

David was sweating heavily now as he looked at the C4, Dammit, Where was Melethia when you needed her?!
"...Right...I'll take on the bombs, You check the building. If you hear me shout "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit", That means I've fucked up and the whole building is about to blow up." He said rather bluntly as he attempted to disarm the C4, Dammit, he was a Sniper, not a Demoman!

With the first floor cleared (Bomb aside), the only way to go was up.
As Shawn did that, he heard the villains talking above in one of the Upstair rooms they've taken over.
"[sub]So now what?[/sub]"
"[sub]Well...If we are going to have the population crapping their pants, we need something that just screams "You are going to be killed painfully by forces you can't stop"...
....
Hey...What is that anyway?[/sub]"
"[sub]What?...on the Map of Bone County?[/sub]"
"[sub]Yeah. Where they've blacked out the map and said "No Fly Zone".[/sub]"
"[sub]Think one of the guys back at the precinct said it was like some top secret army lab...or something...Why?...[/sub]"
"[sub]"....I have a really bad idea...[/sub]" Deadshot mused as he eyed up the map of the No Fly Zone.

 

[StormShaun]

Not trying to kill people with Shawn, David and [color=15650D]Ton Ton[/color] and Deadshot and C.R.A.S.H..
Location: RC Toy shop.

Listening at the door upstairs, Shawn could hear about the place called "No Fly Zone".
"(Where the hell is that?)" Shawn thought as he did not know this world or area.
Not many planes existed in his world, usually Vertibirds. The only plane he had seen was the one he helped raise out of the lake for "The Boomers", one of his many alliances.

Thinking at the door for a while, this hunter had finally found his pray once more. If he could, he would want to take all of them alive, if it goes bad, one of them may die. If the whole raid goes to shit, everyone dies. Cursing inside his mind, Shawn decided to go in non-lethally. Going back into his Pip-Boy, Shawn equipped a Cow Prod and Stun Grenade, funnily enough he had never used these before.

Spoiler: Non-Lethal Weapons

"(God look over me.)" Shawn prayed inside of his mind before he slightly creaked the door open and threw three stun grenades inside. Luckily enough the helmet that Shawn wore protected himself from any visual harm from the grenade. The explosion triggered Shawn to open the door silently and run in to attack everyone with his cow prod.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good luck with THAT!" Shawn, David and [color=15650D]Ton Ton[/color] and Deadshot and C.R.A.S.H..
Location: RC Toy shop.

As Deadshot mused on his situation, he heard the tell-tell *Clink* of a-
"GRENADE!" He reacted instantly before grabbing his lacky Pulaski and pushing him on top of them in a effort to save himself.
Thinking it was a Frag, he leapt from the main room into the connected kitchen as the flash bangs went off, the detonation causing MASSIVE bodily harm to Pulaski as he was laying right on top of them as well as stunning Tenpenny, leaving him able to be taken down with a single blow to the head with the cow prod.
As the flash cleared, Shawn found both the officers down for the count (Possibly Permanently in Pulaski's case), but no sign of Deadshot.

Least until he returned fire with his 9mm Wrist Guns from the cover of the kitchen.

 

[StormShaun]

Bad luck Shawn, David and [color=15650D]Ton Ton[/color] VS Deadshot and C.R.A.S.H..
Location: RC Toy shop | Upstairs room.

After the flash had worn off, Shawn quickly decided to check the bodies. Pulaski was in a critical condition, but this was just by looking at him, Shawn had no idea if he was alive or not. Next looking over Tenpenny, Shawn pulled out his pistol to poke him, but his perception came into action and the hammer of Deadshot's guns were heard. "What an asshole." He remarked at his action of using a human shield.

Suddenly, Shawn did the only thing he could do. Pulling Tenpenny up, The Lone Wanderer decided to use a human shield as well, as Deadshot fired at Shawn. "This is different!" He yelled and fired back.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Shootout with Shawn, David and [color=15650D]Ton Ton[/color] VS Deadshot and C.R.A.S.H..
Location: RC Toy shop | Upstairs room.

"No it's not!" Deadshot mocked as he willingly pumped a double tap of lead into Tenpenny's chest, showing how much he valued his men.
"Couldn't just leave things be, could ya? have to be the hero, have to save the day. Christ, you are just like he was." He said as he reloaded his weapon.
"FREEZE SHOT!" He shouted before firing, the voice activated gizmo firing an icy projectile at Shawn's leg, hoping to root him to the ground and leave him caught and exposed.

Downstairs, David was doing his best to disarm the bombs while the owner pissed himself.
"...OHJESUSCHRISTDAMMITMAN! I'm trying to disarm this thing and you piss everywhere! Fuck's sake!" he exclaimed as the hostage sobbed at both the stress of the situation and the embarrassment that comes with pissing ones self.

 

[StormShaun]

Stuck with Shawn, David and [color=15650D]Ton Ton[/color] VS Deadshot and C.R.A.S.H..
Location: RC Toy shop | Upstairs room/Closet.

Holding the body close in front of him, Shawn heard his Prey's comeback. "Actually, you it is, you took a tool hostage, and I took an asshole hostage." Shawn smirked under his mask. "And I'm only doing my job, keeping my morality good." Shawn said but his leg was stuck in the ice, in front of him his 'shield' was also frozen with him.

"Fuck!" Shawn yelled as he noticed this problem, firing back Shawn tried to multitask to get a weapon to get rid of this ice. If push came to shove he might have to use the drug Psycho and use his own strength to pull himself out. The only bad part about using that drug is that it sends the user into a more ... aggressive drive.

 

[bluecrimson]

Betting Shop: Rugal/Wu Zi Mu/Jenny, Everyone else


Melethia gave a quick thumbs-up to Jenny. "Well, you'll have to keep up with me, but this is all gonna be based on the right timing. Up for it?" Even though she didn't know the exact layont of the ship, she knew enough for what she was planning on doing. As she thought out the plan here, she toyed with another ring on her hand that had a small X on it.

Slindis went over to Jenny and whispered into her ear. [color=c200]"[sub]Please try to keep an eye on her for this, will you? I'd be down there with her, but I'll be needed on the deck of that ship for this plan.[/sub]"[/color] It was more than a bit troublin that there could be civilians caught up in this, but it only encouraged her to try and make this mission done quicker to lower that chance. THe large wild cards here, regrettably, would be Caim and Rugal, and that was mainly due to how tempermental the two seemed to be. Still, the situation could be a lot worse.

Devon was a bit hesitant as he went up to Rugal with an idea for the top deck. "Do you know any bigwig types in their structure? I think I could do something to help us there, but I don't really know a lot about how they work. If we could keep their guard down for a decent amount of time, it could give Mel a chance to use her idea."

Finally, Ella pulled up in one of the vans [http://static.mascus.com/image/product/large/5db5d6f8/ford-econovan-lwb-jh,b7eeb24c.jpg] in the area and honked the horn. "I don't know about yoou guys, but I'm ready to get this done. So, ready to show some overcompensating idiots what happens when you mess with us?"