The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ThreeWords]

The aliens tore into the Dayes, but ThreeWords hesitated as he heard a small voice

"Help me.."

Looking round, he found FourWords hanging off the cliff by one arm. He reached down and pulled up his younger brother.

"You silly fool! how did you get these wounds? Doesn't matter, tell m later. Just sit back and you'll be fine in five minutes."

Three Dayes ran at them, but ThreeWords stabbed one, bit the second, and threw the third off the cliff.

He continues to stand guard over his recovering little brother.

 

[Shapsters]

The battle raged on, Master Kitty was now running into battle wielding his Chainsaw Lancer.

"WAIT!!!!" yelled Ram "We are trying to stop Maddawg from destroying the world!!! He already nuked the white house!"

"And all possibilities of ever making a good sandwich!" sobbed Spike.

"Are you serious!?! Well forget about this, we will finish this later!" replied Master Kitty

"Lets stop that mad man!" yelled the heroes, and villains as they ran toward Nexus.

 

[thehoff]

As the group sprinted towards the Nexus Spike noticed that a group of dayes were catching up behind them. Using his magic power of awesome sandwich creation he magicked up a concoction they couldn't resist - a peanut butter sandwich.

Waving the sandwich in the air attracted many of the dayes to it and Spike flung the sandwich off a nearby cliff as the group reached the doors and piled in. He grinned.

 

[Daye.04]

"As the heroes, acompanied with a villain callaed Master Kitty, run towards the door they gets cought up by Dayes. But nothing is like a space-cowboys sandwich to lure them off. They where able to lure the Dayes away. Our heroes have now stepped through the door. Little do they know that there is an ambush of Dayes waiting for them"

"[color=3F0548]Dude, would you shut up? You're kinda ruining the ambush![/color]" Daye.29 said.

But the narrator continued anyway. "Now our heroes are just about to step in the trap of the Dayes. Will our heroes be able to spot the danger before they're knocked out? Will the Dayes be able to knock them all out, or will the Logicians power rule over theirs once again? Find out in the exciting next episo..." *[color=FF0000]Thud![/color]* The narrator took a bat to the head and went down.

"Guys! Chill! We're going after Maddawg now! Hop on in and join us. We'll settle this later" Master Kitty shouted into the dark
And then five Dayes enterd into the light, and joined the group.

"Hi! I'm Bob! I'll be your new narrator. Trust your story-telling to me. Now as you can see, the Dayes have joined the group. Will this size of the group be big enough to overcome Maddawg? Or will Maddawg be able to beat all of them, in order to add them to his trophy-room. Find out in the exciting adventure of Ram and his friends" Bob the Narrator followed the group while keeping everyone updated on every event

 

[Shapsters]

"Seriously Bob, STFU ok?" said Master Kitty

"Alas, the heroes we on their way to try and foil the plans of the evil Maddawg, will they-"

"I said shut up, or I will personally end you! Now, should we go in guns a blazing, or sneaky?"

"The heroes pondered for a few seconds wondering wha=" WHAM.

"Thank you Daye.28"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg had a busy day fireing nukes in every direction.


He was writing tommorrows schedule when he dozed off at his desk.

So far his schedule looked like this

9:30-9:55: Kill more unamed cogs.
10:00-11:00: Fire more bombs at developing countries.
12:00-12:30:break for lunch.
1:00-5:00- Hire Mercs to kill the group.

Unfortunatly the mercs thought the meeting was today and walked into his office with hoods over there head.

They stood there as Maddawg contunied snoring. One of the 3 pulled out a revolver and fired at Maddawg's desk. The resulting blast woke Maddawg up and fell out of his chair "Crazy Brady!" Maddawg stood back up and looked at the hooded figures. "Oh you must be the mercs I did not expect you this early. Anyway here are the targets and you will be paid upon there deaths." The figures took the files and then left without a word.

 

[Shapsters]

The heroes jumped out and smashed the Merc over the heads. They took thier uniforms and throw them in the nearest closet.

"This should make thing easier!" said Master kitty putting on one of the robes.

So the Dayes piled into one robe, Spike and Ram shared another, Logican and Ragnorak each got one and the narrator was thrown in the closet along with the mercs.

"Hey! Get me out of here!" yelled the Narrator as the heroes entered Maddawg office.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The heroes jumped out and smashed the Merc over the heads. They took thier uniforms and throw them in the nearest closet.

"This should make thing easier!" said Master kitty putting on one of the robes.

So the Dayes piled into one robe, Spike and Ram shared another, Logican and Ragnorak each got one and the narrator was thrown in the closet along with the mercs.

"Hey! Get me out of here!" yelled the Narrator as the heroes entered Maddawg office.

Spoiler: OOC

Gee thanks for killing the next three guys who would make this interesting.You want to appear out of the blue and kill my lackeys fine two can play that game

The Mercs busted into the room and stood in front of Maddawg. "Well that was fast. Here is your pay now give me a second while I put on my party face." Maddawg handed the group a large wrapped paper to one of them. They opened it and inside was a note that read "Do you really think I am that stupid" the group looked up to see Maddawg wearing a gas mask. Nerve gas began filling the room and the group fell unconcious.

 

[Daye.04]

As the gas entered the room, the group where cought off guard. As they all began choking on the air, Maddawg noticed that the Dayes had no suffocation at all. He then realised they were not affected by the gas. As one of the Dayes jumped forward to smash Maddawgs head in.

Just in time, Maddawg lowered the bulletproof glass between him and the group. Unfortainly for Daye.28, he was right beneath it, and got sliced in two. While this was all keeping Maddawg busy, the logician had logiced a gas-mask to every member of the group. They all went gasping back towards the door. Just to find it completely sealed. The logician was exhausted from the effort, and were standing where they all ahd started. The room was like a "T" with the wide part being Maddawgs office, and the long part being the entrance with the door

Now as everyone but The Logician standing by the door, they heard a voice "There you are". They were forced to stand behind watching THe Logician being penetrated by bullets. He was not killed, as he was luckily brought back to the group by Daye.31 sacrificing himself. The logician was somewhat incapacitated. He were still able to walk and do some fancy trick. But unfortainly he's super-over-fucking-powered-insane-ligic-shit is no longer. He can only do regulare fancy logic shit.

They heard the voices go "Where are you?" and saw Maddawf stand up. "My dear friends! You have reached my office. And so I congratulate you. Though I do have to bring you some unfortain news. This is not the end. I shall now leave you, and you'll have a hard time finding me. Trust my word on that. as he walked towards the exit door on his side of the glass, three Samurai Narrators came through it. "Oh! I'd you to meet my narrators. They will take care of your comfort if you make it pass my cute turret" "Time for a nap" Maddawg was interrupted by the turret shutting down "Have fun, my friends. I am busy nuking whatever needs nuking, so I'll be busy for the day. I will, however, come back and keep you company tomorrow. If there is anything to keep company, that is." With a laughter Maddawg left the office

"Seems like our heroes have stepped in a trap" one of the narrators began unsheating his sword "Will Daye.29, Daye.30, Daye.32, Ram, Ragnaraok, Spike, a wounded Logician, Master Kitty, Laser Cat and a couple of computers be able to defeat both us and the turrent?" The other Narrator continued. "Not likely" The third one closed

Now the heroes were left with having to bypass the turrent, and fight of three very well-trained samurais in order to continue their search for Maddawg

Spoiler: I agree with Maddawg

And Shapster before he began contradicting himself. Let's have some fun, damnit. Let's have a batlle. Some fighting. Some near-deaths. Some struggle! It's a lot more fun if there is possibillities for some fights going. Real ones. Where both sides struggle! Or have I gone to the wrong RP for that? I know thhis is do-what-you-want-RP, but come on! THere's no fun if you destroy everything the counterpart has with a snap of the fingers (I'm looking at you, Logician. And slightly Shapster for his last stunt)

Listen. I'm sorry if this sounds mean or anything. I don't mean to. The problem is that this is really a great RP. If you could have some equality (I have no idea if that's a word). So please? Please please? Can we have som fun? For all parts? Some fighting? Some struggling? Pleaaaase?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Logican raised a shield and said "Ha just becuase I'm weak dosen't mean I can't protect us." The sensors raised and a computerized voice rang over the intercom. "Magic detected. powering up eletric carpet." with that the carpet shocked logican into dropping his shield.

Spoiler: NO MORE MAGIC

I understand that it is logic's thing but I want to see what would happen if he became completly useless for this fight.

 

[RagnorakTres]

"You know, Samurai just piss me right the hell off. I don't really know why, must have something to do with me being a ninja. I mean, none of the Samurai I've ever fought have ever laid a finger on me, but I still have this irrational urge to kill them in painful and interesting ways every time I fight them. Oh, and I usually do something nasty to their remains. I believe the last ones ended up part of a necklace for my wife." said Ragnorak as the group took cover from the hail of bullets and laser fire behind a piece of the floor that Ram had stomped up.

<color=turquoise>I think I've found the turret's weak point, boss. It can't aim up. I think.

"Well, let's find out." said Spike as he tossed a sleep grenade over the Ram-made barrier. The explosive arced up and up, somehow managing to avoid all the bullets and stuff, and eventually crossed out of the hail of fire and was untouched when it came down. Of course it didn't do anything since the room was still full of nerve gas, but, you know, it's the thought that counts.

"Okay, so either it can't shoot up, or else it ignores non-organic matter. Dayes, would one of you volunteer to jump over this barrier and find out if it aims at organic matter only? If you don't that's alright, we'll just throw Master Kitty over." said Lazor Cat.

"You'll have to catch me first!" said Master Kitty.

"And where do you think you'll run to? The corner? The UNPROTECTED corner?" replied Logician.

"Good point."

"Don't worry cat, we got it." said Daye.30 "I'll go. We're all clones and I've always wanted to do something stupidly heroic." So he jumped over the barrier and was almost instantly chewed up by bullets. Of course, not one of them hit him until he was on his downward arc, so Helena's theory was proven.<color=navy>Congrats, babe, your first real-time theory was correct. Have fun with the next one.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: Sorry

Christ, I didn't realize I was screwing up the story oh so very much. Why did it take that post for you guys to complain about all the finger snapping that has happened over the whole 8 pages?! I mean, honestly I have been bad pretty well the whole time, and magically whisked away by the others, I do one, non finger snapping thing and everyone's on my ass?

"Well, we may have a theory, but how do we get past this? Can anyone climb on ceilings?" asked Master Kitty. "Cats might be able to, why don't you try and see Laser Cat?" sneered Master Kitty.

 

[Daye.04]

"But .. You're both cats, aren't you?" Ram asked Master Kitty. "[color=3F0548]Guys. Remember we have to deal with the samurais too[/color]" Daye.29 interrupted. "Screw that, we still have this worry to overcome first." Spike replied

"Wait! I've got an awsome idea!" Laser Cat shouted "Im'a chargin' Mah Laz0r!" and fwofh! There was a hole in the blockage. But it didn't hit the turret. And the turret now had a hole to look from. "What the friggin hell, Cat??" Master Kitty shouted, as the heroes split to avoid the hole. "It could have worked" Laser Cat said.

"Wait! I think what we need in this room is some airbreeze" Ram told the group with a smile. "Brilliant idea as allways" Ragnarok replied. And with that, the whole room was filled with a storm, tipping the turret "bghblabgabg!!" The turret said while shooting franatically around.

"Our heroes have overcome one blockage. But have yet to figure out how to get through the glass" The third narrator narrated "What the fuck? My laser didn't creat a hole!" Cat said suprised

Spoiler: It's okay.

The thing is, that this had all kept boiling up. And you contradicting yourself, and destroying perfect plot characters like that just tipped the scale. It's been all the insanely easy overcomed things lately that's contributed. Your thing was just the last drip. Sorry, I guess. It wasn't aimed too much at you. More at everyone who's doing nothing to overcome things supposed to slow the heroes down =P

 

[Lastbayking]

I haven't read the past 3 pages and have no intention too.

A zombie in Brotherhood of Steel uniform walked out of the surf, with hundreds of zombies and skelaton pirate warriors following him. The lead zombie, the one in charge, was no other than the last bay king, back from the dead to wreck havok on the plot. He limped forward, after all that stood in his way, his army of zombies following.

 

[Ramthundar]

With the nerve gas and turret taking care of, Ram shut off his wind-element power and switched to his earth-element. His horns grew diamonds and steel from the bone, until both horns were covered. Taking a few steps back, he then rushed at the glass with all his might.
Flying backwards from the impact, he landed horn-first on a stray Daye, squishing him instantly. "Ok, different plant.." Ram mumbled, hesitantly getting back up. "No wait, look!" Ragnorak shouted, pointing at the glass.
In the center of the area that Ram hit was a small crack, barely bigger then a penny, but one that went through to the other side of the glass.
"Great, so that does work," Ram grumbled, regretting the decision he was about to make. "I'm going to keep at this thing till it breaks. You guys be ready for the samurais."
Ram turned to the weakened Logician. "So, you going to be okay there, mate?" he asked in concern.
The Logician only gave a smirk. "Yeah, I'm fine. I can still do some telekinesis, some Logic-missiles, and one more teleportation, but only if we really need it. Oh, and this sword from past travels." he said, pulling out a large, red, serrated sword.
"Don't forget that his body can be used as a shield! Perfect for bullets or various swords!"
"Thanks, Jerry."

Spoiler: Occ

I've been feeling some hate, and I can see why. New rule in place, no god-modding or power trips. This means that you, Logician, need to power down a bit. How about you have like a mana-limit for your powers, or a one spell/day kind of thing. Just to make things fair.
Also, I like the idea of having battles. So, instead of saying "I hit the guy and he died." instead go "I hit a guy with my sword..." and the next person can go from there.
BUT that's only for major characters/villains. If it's a crowd of faceless clones, then let 'er rip. (I'm sorry Daye, but not everyone is going to come out on top. You have been warned. )
So, let's keep this thing going with good spirits! I thank Daye for pointing out this problem, and thank everyone who follows the new rules.

I haven't read the past 3 pages and have no intention too.

Hey, buddy, Welcome back! It's okay if you just want to set up the next quest/war/battle, but just do some back-story/preperations first, k? We have a good quest going on now, but we're close to done.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler

I still don't know how I started this, but thats fine, the one thing is awesome RP is missing is epic battle so lets start one now!

Master Kitty rushed in at one of the samurai's, his chainsaw lancer raised. He struck one of the Samurai's swords but it merely deflected back.

"Holy shit!! What kind of steel are these swords made of?" asked Master Kitty while shooting at one of the Samurai's, not a single bullet hit.

"Who the fuck are these guys? I think they are god-modding!!"

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Baka. Only a ninja can successfully face me. I do not see one in your midst, so you have not a hope of defeating me! Muahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahaha!" said one of the samurai moments before a scythe blade sprouted from his chest. ""I don't see one in your midst." Of course you don't see me! I'm a freakin' ninja! Baka desu." said Ragnorak as he pulled the scythe back through the samurai's back. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some things to do with these remains. I assume that the rest of you can handle the other two." He proceeded to make a blood fountain out of the Samurai's remains (the bones and blood, obviously, the flesh won't last long.). He also fitted the scythe with some bones (for a motif effect, baroque skull if you will.). The flesh was quickly gotten rid of by the cleaning robots that maddawg kept around. The armor and weapons were placed in extra-spatial storage by Helena, in case they met a person with knight training or else was just a traditional heavy.

 

[Shapsters]

"Baka. Only a ninja can successfully face me. I do not see one in your midst, so you have not a hope of defeating me! Muahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahaha!" said one of the samurai moments before a scythe blade sprouted from his chest. ""I don't see one in your midst." Of course you don't see me! I'm a freakin' ninja! Baka desu."

Spoiler: This is what we are going on about!

Don't just kill the Samurai, have a battle!

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Baka. Only a ninja can successfully face me. I do not see one in your midst, so you have not a hope of defeating me! Muahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahaha!" said one of the samurai moments before a scythe blade sprouted from his chest. ""I don't see one in your midst." Of course you don't see me! I'm a freakin' ninja! Baka desu."

Spoiler: This is what we are going on about!

Don't just kill the Samurai, have a battle!

You said they were god-modding. I evened the odds. Plus I took my character out of the rest of the battle. Besides, if one is a ninja, one avoids head to head combat with a samurai because their weapons are better. I'm staying in character. And I only killed one. And now Maddawg has a nice blood fountain in his office. I'm sure he is appreciative. Every good villain needs a blood fountain.

 

[Shapsters]

"Baka. Only a ninja can successfully face me. I do not see one in your midst, so you have not a hope of defeating me! Muahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaahaha!" said one of the samurai moments before a scythe blade sprouted from his chest. ""I don't see one in your midst." Of course you don't see me! I'm a freakin' ninja! Baka desu."

Spoiler: This is what we are going on about!

Don't just kill the Samurai, have a battle!

You said they were god-modding. I evened the odds. Plus I took my character out of the rest of the battle. Besides, if one is a ninja, one avoids head to head combat with a samurai because their weapons are better. I'm staying in character. And I only killed one. And now Maddawg has a nice blood fountain in his office. I'm sure he is appreciative. Every good villain needs a blood fountain.

Spoiler: Ok sorry

Your right, I should not have said that