The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

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Siris

Everyone's Favorite Transvestite
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((Ok, ok, I can see where feelings would get hurt here, so let's just back things up and try to not suddenly hate each other))
 

Siris

Everyone's Favorite Transvestite
Jan 15, 2009
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Not a physical back things up, but a metaphorical back things up. Or for real, I have no idear
 

Pm0n3y

An emaciated shadow
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"GAH! That ************ did my attack wrong!" Phil yelled, now officially angry.

After that outburst he kicks Random and sends him flying. His right hand starts to glow brightly.

"GODDAMMIT! IF YOUR GONNA PUT SOMEONE'S CHARACTER IN YOUR POST, MAKE SURE YOU DO THEIR ATTACKS CORRECTLY!!" Phil yelled. He was so angry, his words turned blue.

He pointed in right hand to the sky. And had his sights on Random, who was now falling back to earth.

[HEADING=1]"SHINING FINGER!!!!"[/HEADING]

The beam of energy connected with Random, causing the sky to explode with light. Bystanders oohed and ahhed at the light show.

"My Shining Finger attack is always in Blue! NEVER RED!! You got that chump?!" He yelled angrily
 

SteakHeart

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"But the RED team is the best!" shouted Tifa as she appeared out of nowhere.

"Well, now that I'm here, who's side should I join? I was called here by some guy in a suit..."
 

Siris

Everyone's Favorite Transvestite
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"Ahhh, this'll be fun!" Etna squeeled as she pulled her Prinny along by its' scarf.
"But who to join? Or better yet, who to join and then betray for my own advantage? Oh, the choices!"
"I'm going to sit this one out, dood" The Prinny added before being killed. Etna tied the scarf around her waist as a sash and drew her spear, ready to go in case the going got tough
 

SteakHeart

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"Ah, screw it," said Tifa as she pulled two Uzi's out of nowhere. "WOOHOO!" she screamed as she fired randomly about.
 

Siris

Everyone's Favorite Transvestite
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Etna rolled and dodged the shots, closing in on Tifa before jamming her spear towards her, going in for a stab. If that didn't work, she had something... else planned
 

Siris

Everyone's Favorite Transvestite
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"This!" Etna jumped into the air, floating on her wings. She then began to make provocative stances and motions while a pink aura filled the surrounding area. From that aura, a laser was fired at Tifa and the surrounding area, making a heart

"Sexy Beam!"

((Actual move of her's, BTW))
 

Pm0n3y

An emaciated shadow
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Phil sat by and watched the two females fight while munching on popcorn.

"Sweet. A catfight!" He said, mouth full of popcorn.
 

SteakHeart

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The laser hit Tifa in the stomach. "Woah," she muttered, Etna suddenly becoming the most attractive person in the room. She lurched towards the godess and kissed her. Then, she reeled back, realizing what she had just done.

"Oh, ew, gross!" shouted Tifa.
 

Siris

Everyone's Favorite Transvestite
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Etna blushed before yelling out "YES! Fan service has been had!"

But with the distraction of the kiss, she was able to take another stab with her spear, going in for a vertical slash
 

SteakHeart

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The spear cut off a lock of Tifa's hair. "You do not- mess- with- MY- HAIR!!!" She kicked Etna square in the jaw, smashing her up against the wall.
 

Siris

Everyone's Favorite Transvestite
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Etna flew with the kick, but banked off the wall and back into the air. "No one touches my face!" She screamed as her hair stood on end in that 'I am PISSED' kind of way.

She pointed a finger at Tifa and yelled "Prinny Raid!". There was a crack of thunder, then a carpet bomber team of Prinnies fell from the sky, rocket propelled at Tifa to explode on contact
 

SteakHeart

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Tifa pirouetted to the side and produced an RPG-7 from down her t-shirt and fired it at Etna, saying, "Sayanora, biatch! Thanks for the kiss!"
 

Siris

Everyone's Favorite Transvestite
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In super-crazy slo-mo, a Prinny colided with the RPG as it sailed towards its' target. Etna smirked and approached Tifa, asking as she walked "You aren't too bad. Probably a high level as well. How about we team up? We could easily take over this silly game"
 

SteakHeart

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"If it's not a fan-service-lesbian teamup, then yeah!" Tifa walked over to Etna and held out her hand.
 

Siris

Everyone's Favorite Transvestite
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"Well, maybe not JUST for that" Etna laughed jokingly as they shook hands. "But the better question is, where to begin? All I've been doing is taking out my frustration on the Prinnies"