Chuck glared at the now-sealed hole and it shattered. He then jumped down into it and pulled two Uzis out of his beard. "You wanna start something? DO YOU?" he yelled, training his Uzi's sights on Orgazmo.
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Vaude looked up at where the hole once was and blinked a few times.
"That portal really spit me up in the weirdest place..."
She then bends down at D10 and picks it up nervously.
"That portal really spit me up in the weirdest place..."
She then bends down at D10 and picks it up nervously.
"Ouch." Vaude winced, looking away from the two of them. She noticed the D10 look happier, resting in her hand.
Although, who would've thought, I'd be seeing something like this today? Whilst on a ship in the middle of a lava river?
Although, who would've thought, I'd be seeing something like this today? Whilst on a ship in the middle of a lava river?
Chuck was unaffected. "I have trained myself only to feel arousal when I want to," he said, "Like for example when I saw the young lady on that boat over there." He then fired a burst of lead at Orgazmo from his Uzis.
"Nothing defies logic!" The Logician yelled. He grabbed Chuck's hat and threw it into the lava. "Catch."
"Damn you, Logician!" Chuck yelled. "Are we doomed to dance this dance for all eternity?"
"Only until you cease with your senseless action. I mean, seriously, if Captain Falcon and Mr. T fight, how could Chuck Norris win? It's madness!"
"Madness?" Chuck smirked. "THIS! IS! TARTARUS!!!" He roundhouse-kicked the Logician in the chest and sent him flying into the lava. And then the Logician exploded.
"Damn you, Logician!" Chuck yelled. "Are we doomed to dance this dance for all eternity?"
"Only until you cease with your senseless action. I mean, seriously, if Captain Falcon and Mr. T fight, how could Chuck Norris win? It's madness!"
"Madness?" Chuck smirked. "THIS! IS! TARTARUS!!!" He roundhouse-kicked the Logician in the chest and sent him flying into the lava. And then the Logician exploded.
Phil, as usual, facepalmed from all the confusion. After promptly backhanding Orgazmo (for several unexplainable reasons) he properly introduced himself to the newcomers.
“Hello. My name is Phil, and i'll be the token black for this RP.” The angel said to Vaude and the strange D10.
“Hello. My name is Phil, and i'll be the token black for this RP.” The angel said to Vaude and the strange D10.
"Hah! I HAVE DEFEATED LOGIC!" Chuck turned to Vaude. "Is that a feat worth a certain kiss-based reward?"
Chuck went down into the hole, and will come back to the Villians when he's done fighting Orgazmo. Which will be like five seconds, after all, he's goddamn Chuck Norris.Techno Path said:
"Defeating logic? Quite the achievement, Mr. Norris." Vaude smirked, looking over the side of the boat, "How about a congratulatory hand-shake or something, first? If you defeat it again, you get a kiss."
She turns to see Orgazmo.
"...Are you okay?"
She turns to see Orgazmo.
"...Are you okay?"