"Dammit, that dice is starting to piss me off! What's it even contributing to the plot?!" Sam asked, irritation displaying on his face. He picked the dice up and swallowed it. Then he turned to Sho and Grimm. "And if you bastards would care to check the TvTropes page I put my time, effort and blood into making, you'll discover that my Crowning Moment Of Awesome was when I judo-rolled a mook into the bag, causing him to fall forever! Why is it that you two are exempt from the "falling forever" rule?" He marched over to the two and started savagely beating them with a broken chair. "I! Don't! Goddamn! Appreciate! Those! Who! Find! Themselves! To! Be! Better! Than! Your! Average! Lackey!!!" As he did commonly when talking in broken sentences, Sam punctuated each word with a smack with the chair. It eventually shattered into splinters, so he took two of the legs and started jabbing holes in the two villains.