All of a suddenly, a hand burst through CybeRyan's chest. Then another through his head. Attached to those hands were a pair of arms. Attached to those arms was a body; the body of a man in a green hat.
"Dear God no..." Sam looked at the figure. "Do you see now? Weegee cannot be defeated. He can't even be killed! We sealed him away, all those years ago, but there wasn't a seal in the world that could hold him..." Sam glanced back at Meen. His blood had splashed on a small circular object. "He was in charge all along, not the King... but that means- Oh god, it's all my fault!" Sam ran over to a wall and started banging his head against it. "BY! KILLING! MEEN! I! HERALDED! THE! COMING! OF! WEEGEE!" Sam headbutted the wall repeatedly and with such force that it crumbled, even though it was made of metal and should have at worst dented following Sam's self-reprimanding assault.
The green figure dropped Ryan to the ground.
That'll teach you to make yourself out as a figure powerful enough to contend with an immortal god, *****, a voice reverberated in Ryan's head. Weegee's eyes glowed red.
"Dear god, no!" Sam yelled, blood from his head dripping down his face. He ran over to Ryan and leapt in the path of Weegee's eye-lasers just before they hit CybeRyan.
"Whut teh hell y would u do taht" Ryan asked.
"I dunno... Even though you barely type any legible language, make yourself out to be overpowered and curb-stomp any plot element I introduce so that the whole universe revolves around you (In addition to the fact that you're a villain and, as such, I should probably want you dead), I couldn't watch you die like that... Also, killing off other players' characters isn't allowed... Aah, it burns..." Sam breathed heavily, reached up to stroke Ryan's face in a totally non-gay way, but didn't quite make it. Sam faded. Phil, having returned to the ship and dropped the King's heavily mutilated corpse on the ground, activated his arm-blades once again in a probably-suicidal attempt to avenge Sam's death, but Weegee had already vanished.
Hmm. Ah. That was unexpected. I honestly didn't expect myself to do anything as stupid as actually killing himself, A disembodied voice said. Yep. Hi. Sam here. So, like, I'm dead? Not only that, but I appear to have actually killed myself. That just won't do, now will it? The voice appeared to direct itself at Ram now. Okay, here's what you're gonna do. There is a pocket-watch at the end of the universe that contains in essence my soul, and if you were to retrieve that everything'd just be fine and dandy. The thing is, it's literally gonna be hell getting there, but I'm sure you can manage it, eh, mighty heroes? What's more, it'll be something interesting for you lot to do, what with all the free time you seem to have. Oh, and you villains; feel free to try and stop them if you want. I dunno, it could be fun. Oh, and remember, reviving me might be beneficial if you want to know how to defeat Weegee and prevent the end of all days. And thus the voice vanished, leaving nothing but a quest and sweet memories of Sam, a great hero and friend to all.