The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[maddawg IAJI]

"YARRRR!!!!" Yelled Cap'n Sky as she charged the evil, but surprisngly fashionable enemies when suddenly a large tentecle grabbed her and dragged her down.

The remaining villans looked at the water where the tentcle once was.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" Said Nightmare as he watched the ripples.

"Uhh.....giant squid?" Answered Sho.

"Squid aren't that giaAHHH AHH OH MY GOD PUT ME DOWN!" Yelled Maddawg as he followed suit and was dragged down by the monster.

"WHAT THE FU-" Yelled Nightmare as a second tentecle grabbed him.

"Hey look Cap'n Sky dropped a free copy of God of Wa- NOOO! MY GAME!" Shouted Sho as he was dragged down.

Grim was all that was left. "I'm free......I don't have to get bullied anymore...YES YES YES YE-"

Suddenly Maddawg came back up with the tentecle and grabbed him "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!" he yelled as he grabbed Grim while the tentecle dragged him back down.

 

[sky14kemea]

The large squid swam down, and went inside a large cave. It surfaced and threw the villains onto a dry patch of rock inside the cave, where the air was surprisingly breathable.
The rocks shimmered from the light of the water.

"Arrrr! Loot!" Cap'n Sky yelled, going over to the rocks. She was quickly disappointed.

"It's just shiny rocks..." She moped, going back to join the others.

"ARGH NESSIE! YE FOUL BEAST!" She drew her sword, pointing it at the Kraken.

"That's not Nessie.." Maddawg pointed out.

"Arrr, it be Nessie alright." Cap'n Sky repeated.

 

[Orinon]

AxemRyan brandished his axe and flew down to the squid or Kraken and sliced off some tentacles he then flew up to the Blade ship and charged the Blades Breaker Beam.
This devastating weapon could punch a hole right through Mount Everest. He charged aimed and fired at the kraken. But missed because he forgot to turn on auto lock and the controls were so out of wack that he somehow shot something behind him, probably a wasp.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The Kraken tighten it's grip on Nightmare, who struggled to break free.

"Tentacles?!" he said "This RP is starting to turn into a really bad hentai..."

Nightmare got his arm loose, then pulled Soul Edge off his back.

"Time to kick some sea monster ass!"

Nightmare slashed the tentacle. He fell near the Kraken's face and grabbed onto it's eyelid. The Kraken tried to grab Nightmare, but he slashed the tentacles before they could get him.

"NOBODY RAPES SIEGFREID SCHTAUFFEN, *****!"

Nightmare stabbed the Kraken in the eye. The Kraken roared in pain, then hit Nightmare with a tentacle, sending him flying back onto the airship.

"Looks like tonight..."

Nightmare pulled out a pair of sunglasses and put them over his eyes.

"We're eating calamari."

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Spoiler

We already got free from the Squid....and apparnetly Orion attacked.....while it was inside of a cave.....at the bottom of the sea....

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler

We already got free from the Squid....and apparnetly Orion attacked.....while it was inside of a cave.....at the bottom of the sea....

Spoiler

Actually, he said that he just cut off some of it's tentacles and his super weapon missed the Kraken.

Spoiler

We're still not being held onto by the Kraken anymore >_>. You could chase after it if you want to though. Just edit your post a little.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Sidoh un-flattened, bought the Star Wars books, and exited the building. Suddenly, Wal-Mart exploded, killing everyone in it, except for the poster characters that were in it, who flew into the sky, and smacked against the ground, like a raw fish against a human cheek. "Hey, now that we're all conveniently in one place, let's go get Rag's soul!"

 

[sky14kemea]

Cap'n Sky pushed past Sho, grabbing the crystal from Luneth's hand.

"Arr, ye have yourself a deal. You lads take care o' the Power Ranger wannabe's, I'll keep this loo-crystal safe." She said happily.

Cap'n Sky leapt back aboard her air ship, hiding the crystal inside her jar of dirt.
"I gotta jar of dirt~ and guess what's inside it~" She sang to herself.

Spoiler: OOC

dont ask me how we got out of the cave -w- apparently we already were, so Im rolling with it for crystals sake xD

 

[ajb924]

"Tch." Sho said as he listened to Luneth's request. "Listen kid, we're not gonna listen to you boss us around, got it? Besides, she's on our side. I think..." Sho mumbled as he watched Sky run around with her jar. "So, you wanna fight midget?" Sho asked grinning.

Spoiler: I'm SO fucking lost as of now...

And since Emmy isn't here to be a smartass and explain the situation, it's time for plan B. Some bullshit!

 

[ajb924]

Sho grinned. "But this little rock... I bet it could fetch a pretty penny, why would we willingly give it back? Out of the goodness of our hearts? HA! We blew up a fucking underwater city a few hours ago!" Sho said and began laughing. "So, if you want your rock, come and get it." Sho said readying himself for a fight.

 

[Orinon]

"Oh crap" said Axem Green "I guess we got some fighting to do." Axem Yellow fought furiously but he was no match for Nightmare. Axem green was rather weak he usually teamed up with Axem Black but without him he resorted to a few fleeting attacks Axem pink also didn't really have much chance against the Villains. Luckily AxemRyan was powerful enough after going into super form (Turning a golden colour) he Broke the Breaker beam (Irony) and took the laser beam out in order to create a super weapon that he could carry with him.
"Axem black looked at the villains attacking
"WAIT A MINUTE! We're villains your villains can't we get along?"

 

[sky14kemea]

Cap'n Sky looked at her wound, confused. She didn't feel any pain.
"Arr... Ye killed me pet rat! Petey no!" She pulled a large rat out of her shirt, which was starting to bleed everywhere.

"He was a loyal rat..." She said forlornly.

"Arrrgh! If it's a fight ye want, it's a fight ye get!" She roared, drawing her sword and standing beside Sho.

 

[ajb924]

"HA! If you had payed attention you would've realized I took it a while back and put it in this jar!" Sky said to the Luneth who couldn't teleport
"Wait, how can a rat be loyal? Don't they just follow anyone with food?" Sho asked.
"Don't talk about him like that!" Sky said angrily.
"Alrighty then..." Sho mumbled. He then glanced at Luneth and grinned. "Sky. I figured out his trick. I know how he can bend what's already happened to his own liking. Distract him for a minute."
"Alright?" Sky said confused and ran at Luneth. He began jumping and teleporting around to dodge her moves.
Suddenly Luneth stopped in his tracks "Got it!" Sho said holding up a shining crystal.
"OOOOHHH! THAT LOOKS VALUABLE!" Sky said excitedly.
"Oh, it is. Isn't it ya little runt?" Sho said grinning. "Now. Time to put things how they should be right now!" Sho dropped the crystal on the ground and smashed it with his foot.
"NOOOO! How did you figure it out?!" Luneth asked as the world started to fade in and out."
"You got clumsy." Sho said simply.
With that everything went black, and in an instant Grimm, Maddawg, Sho, and Sky were back in the cave and Nightmare was swimming after the Kraken.
"So. What was your guys's alternate reality adventure?" Sho asked Maddawg and Grimm.
"Tell them and your dead." Maddawg grunted at Grimm.
"Alrighty then..." Sho mumbled. "Well, looks like everything is as it was before he activated that damned thing."
"Wait..." Sky said. She stuck her hand in her jar of dirt only to find the wind thing was gone "OY! Your bastard idea took me gem away!"
"It wasn't real to begin with!" Sho tried to explain. But Sky chased him around trying to strangle him.

Spoiler: Dispelgia.

READ. ALL. POSTS. BEFORE. POSTING. When you quote someone it doesn't make everything that happened since that post disappear! READ THE FUCKING POSTS. And Maddawg I know I'm not supposed to do this, but that was out of control... If what was going on escalated, I bet we'd be looking at another posting drought on the villains side... If the post was still unacceptable, let me know and I'll get rid of it.

Spoiler: ALMOST FORGOT!

OOC is for spoilers. Not () or [].

 

[Ramthundar]

After forcing their way through several legions of angelic figures, the two heroes finally made it to the hay section. They were appalled (though not really surprised) to find their beloved hero rolling around in hay marked 75% off.

"HeheheHEHEHhehe...The DEALS, THE SWEET, SWEET DEEEEALS" Ram gurgled, sensualy rubbing against the pile.

"Ram! Quit playing around, we gotta find Rag's soul!" Sam cried, trying to shake Ram out of his trance. He was knocked aside by the goat's horn, hissing all the while.

"NOO! You will not take my...precious."

Suddenly, a mysterious shadowed figure stepped from...shadows of the mega-bin of half-off.
snacks. "It's useless, you fools! As long as I have him under my grip of amazing deals and prices, he shall never leave! And neither will anyone! MUAHAH!"

"But...but..." Phil whined, "the Villains have got a supah-sweet arc going, with pirates and stuff!"

"Pirates? NICHE! Screw my arc idea. Screw it to hell!"

Ram jumped from the hay and quickly went to the automotive section. He then came back and began dumping kerosene all over the hay.

"Um...we can just leave the store, we don't need to-" Phil started to say.

"PHIL" Ram growled, casting a steely glance at the angel. "When I say 'screw them to hell,' screw them to hell, I shall!"

5 minutes of burning Capitalism later...

"Now, where oh where is little bo Ragnorak's soul?" Ram cheerfully sang, patting off the ash.

 

[sky14kemea]

Cap'n Sky stopped chasing Sho, pausing for breath.
"Arrr.. I'll get ye next time." She said halfheartedly, shaking her fist in the air.

"Now you guys are done playing, how do we get out of this cave?!?" Maddawg asked, as another tentacle wiggled around the cave.
"CALAMARI!!!" Nightmare yelled, inflicting some serious pain on the Kraken.

"Arrr! I suggest we make Nessie take us back to my ship!" Sky suggested.

"It's not Nessie..." Maddawg tried to point out again.

"ARRR, NESSIE, YE FOUL BEAST. TAKE US BACK TO MA SHIP! OR I'LL EAT YA LIKE SOME SORTA FRIED SEA FOOD!" Cap'n Sky roared at the beast.

The Kraken groaned sadly, and did as it was told. It was either that or get slaughtered by Nightmare.
It grabbed them all by the waist, and swam back to the surface, flinging them back onto the deck of Capn' Sky's air ship.

"Arrr... See I told ya it was Nessie." Sky said, coughing up sea water.

Spoiler: OOC

btw, I TOTALLY didn't have to google calamari >_>

 

[SpaceSpork]

SNIPPEH SNIP

Spoiler: OOC

Erm, Rammeh . . .

"Sidoh un-flattened, bought the Star Wars books, and exited the building. Suddenly, Wal-Mart exploded, killing everyone in it, except for the poster characters that were in it, who flew into the sky, and smacked against the ground, like a raw fish against a human cheek. "Hey, now that we're all conveniently in one place, let's go get Rag's soul!""

 

[Sam G]

SNIPPEH SNIP

Spoiler: OOC

Erm, Rammeh . . .

"Sidoh un-flattened, bought the Star Wars books, and exited the building. Suddenly, Wal-Mart exploded, killing everyone in it, except for the poster characters that were in it, who flew into the sky, and smacked against the ground, like a raw fish against a human cheek. "Hey, now that we're all conveniently in one place, let's go get Rag's soul!""

Spoiler: OOC

Ah, but the thing is, you didn't explain why the mall exploded. Maybe Ram's fire spread to the "gasolene, fireworkds and napalm" section, and kablooey! Eh? Eh?

"No!" Sam yelled. He walked over to Sidoh, Glenrath and Mr T., apparently, with an irritated look on his face. "You're always claiming to be "neutrals", but so far you've never done anything other than hanging out with us, the Heroes! Either admit you're thinly-disguised heroes, or piss off!"
"We are neutrals!" Glenrath protested. "The way you're acting, we're headed towards a deathmatch, you and me!"
"Um... is now really the time? I mean, Rag's soul-"
"Shut up! I don't care! He ain't my team-mate, remember?" Glenrath conjoured fire in his wings.
"Alright then," Sam muttered under his breath. "If that's the way you want it, prepare to be-" He pulled a pair of sunglasses out of his bag and put them on. "-Neutralized."
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!