The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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Link rushes through the airship just in time to see Chris tun into a jabberwocky.
"What the fuck is that..." Said Link.
Lightbeast Midna burst throuh the side of the ship.
"WHO CARES?! MURDER IT LINK!" Says Midna.
"Right." Said Link who then proceeded to pull off this awesome move right here.
But with the Jabberwocky in Zelda's place.
"What the fuck is that..." Said Link.
Lightbeast Midna burst throuh the side of the ship.
"WHO CARES?! MURDER IT LINK!" Says Midna.
"Right." Said Link who then proceeded to pull off this awesome move right here.
But with the Jabberwocky in Zelda's place.
"Tch. Pitiful attempts." Lee said as Link's attack faded.
"How!?" Link and Midna said at once.
"BECAUSE I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN JABBERWOCK! I AM SICK OF YOU RETARDS SAYING JABBERWOCKY! READ THE DAMN POEM!."
"What poem?" The illiterates of the group asked.
"In 1872 Lewis Carol made a book called "Through the looking Glass and What Alice found there."" Sho began. "In this book was included a section on the Jabberwock. You see, the Jabberwock is a monster, Jabberwocky is monsterish in manner."
"If your gonna call bullshit..." Sam began.
"I have the poem memorized." Sho said plainly. "Ahem."
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
The group looked at Sho confused.
"The thing to understand isn't the random ass words, but there are two things we need to know." Sho began. "The first. ITS CALLED A JABBERWOCK. And second, we need the Vorpal Sword to slay it."
"And where the FUCK do we find that?" Lelouch asked.
"Dunno." Sho said plainly.
"Your a walking encyclopedia for the damn thing, but you can't kill it?" Sam asked annoyed.
"Pretty much, yeah. So, we need to figure out how to get this sword... Anyone hear of a legendary rainbow sword?" Sho asked. The group looked at Sky and Nightmare.
"What!?" They said at once.
"One of you is an unholy swordsman... The other has a rainbow for hair... Seems like one of you would know." Sho said.
"How!?" Link and Midna said at once.
"BECAUSE I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN JABBERWOCK! I AM SICK OF YOU RETARDS SAYING JABBERWOCKY! READ THE DAMN POEM!."
"What poem?" The illiterates of the group asked.
"In 1872 Lewis Carol made a book called "Through the looking Glass and What Alice found there."" Sho began. "In this book was included a section on the Jabberwock. You see, the Jabberwock is a monster, Jabberwocky is monsterish in manner."
"If your gonna call bullshit..." Sam began.
"I have the poem memorized." Sho said plainly. "Ahem."
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."
The group looked at Sho confused.
"The thing to understand isn't the random ass words, but there are two things we need to know." Sho began. "The first. ITS CALLED A JABBERWOCK. And second, we need the Vorpal Sword to slay it."
"And where the FUCK do we find that?" Lelouch asked.
"Dunno." Sho said plainly.
"Your a walking encyclopedia for the damn thing, but you can't kill it?" Sam asked annoyed.
"Pretty much, yeah. So, we need to figure out how to get this sword... Anyone hear of a legendary rainbow sword?" Sho asked. The group looked at Sky and Nightmare.
"What!?" They said at once.
"One of you is an unholy swordsman... The other has a rainbow for hair... Seems like one of you would know." Sho said.
Cap'n Sky looked at Nightmare, then back to the group.
"Hmmm.. I do hear a tale of a shiny sword that smells like skittles. But no man has ever found it. It's said to be lost in the mountains." Sky said, tilting her head and trying to remember.
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"Whoa, did anyone else just have a flashback?" Sky swayed on the spot.
"Hmmm.. I do hear a tale of a shiny sword that smells like skittles. But no man has ever found it. It's said to be lost in the mountains." Sky said, tilting her head and trying to remember.
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"Arr! There be a legendary sword, that smell like a rainbow!"
"[i]Where is it?[/i]"
"It be lost in tha mountains!""Whoa, did anyone else just have a flashback?" Sky swayed on the spot.
"Oh... THAT sword?" Said Link.
"I've got it. It's back in Ordon."
"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU BRING IT?!" Said the group.
"I DIDN'T WANNA BE SEEN CARRYING THE SWORD THAT MAKES SKITTLES! AND I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER HAVE TO FIGHT THE ONE THING THT CAN ONLY BE KILLED BY IT!" Shouted Link.
"Good point..." Said the group.
"Midna, how fast can you take me back to Ordona?" Said Link to the ggiant behemoth that was now Midna.
"About 12 minutes if you get on now." Said Midna.
"Perfect. See you guys in a bit." Said Link after hopping on Midna's glowing back.
"I've got it. It's back in Ordon."
"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU BRING IT?!" Said the group.
"I DIDN'T WANNA BE SEEN CARRYING THE SWORD THAT MAKES SKITTLES! AND I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER HAVE TO FIGHT THE ONE THING THT CAN ONLY BE KILLED BY IT!" Shouted Link.
"Good point..." Said the group.
"Midna, how fast can you take me back to Ordona?" Said Link to the ggiant behemoth that was now Midna.
"About 12 minutes if you get on now." Said Midna.
"Perfect. See you guys in a bit." Said Link after hopping on Midna's glowing back.
Hell if I know, I wasn't paying that much attention XD but from what I can tell, the group was fighting Christopher Lee, who turned into the Jabberwocky, after their flying ship got burned down and now they have to find the Vorpal or something?
Musa flew over Link, after he hopped on Midna, before they went off on their little adventure.
"I'm coming with you!" Musa informed Link.
Link gave her a small look, and a bit confused that she would declare something like this since they don't know each other.
"And you are?" Link asked, a bit annoyed, since daylight was burning.
"My name's Musa." She told Link "I wanna help get that sword. Just in case you need any back up."
Midna glared at the two of them "Let's get going!"
Link glared back "All right." He looks back up at Musa "Let's get going."
Link kept looking back at Musa.
"...Hey... You're a fairy right?"Said Link.
"Yeah." Said Musa with a confused look on her face.
"And, I'm Link." Said Link.
"Yeah..." Said Musa back to Link with an even more confused look.
"Do you think you could... say 'HEY! LISTEN!' Just once?!" Said Link.
"ASSHOLE!" Said Musa who then smacked Link.
"Ow, god, jeez, it was just a joke."
"We're here..." Said Midna to the group.
"Great, let's get the damn sword." Said Link who then Jumped off Lightbeast Midna.
They climbed up the ladder into Link's house and proceeded to go inside.
Link Took a huge smell of the air.
"Ahhhh... Good to be back home..." Said Link with his hands on his hips.
"Yeah yeah, no time to be all nostalggic, just et the damn sword." Said Musa.
Link's happiness was shattered and he slouched over. "Fine... it's in the basement... i'll be right back." Said Link who then pulled out a lantern and journeyed into the basement.
ONE HOUR LATER!
"Got it!" Said Link who popped up from the basement with the sword raised, floating, right above his hands while the Zelda discovery theme played from on old record player.
Musa flipped the record off the player. "Let's just get going..." Said Musa.
"God, you're no fun." Said Link who was climbing back onto Lightbeast Midna.
They took off back towards the airship, and the group.
"...Hey... You're a fairy right?"Said Link.
"Yeah." Said Musa with a confused look on her face.
"And, I'm Link." Said Link.
"Yeah..." Said Musa back to Link with an even more confused look.
"Do you think you could... say 'HEY! LISTEN!' Just once?!" Said Link.
"ASSHOLE!" Said Musa who then smacked Link.
"Ow, god, jeez, it was just a joke."
"We're here..." Said Midna to the group.
"Great, let's get the damn sword." Said Link who then Jumped off Lightbeast Midna.
They climbed up the ladder into Link's house and proceeded to go inside.
Link Took a huge smell of the air.
"Ahhhh... Good to be back home..." Said Link with his hands on his hips.
"Yeah yeah, no time to be all nostalggic, just et the damn sword." Said Musa.
Link's happiness was shattered and he slouched over. "Fine... it's in the basement... i'll be right back." Said Link who then pulled out a lantern and journeyed into the basement.
ONE HOUR LATER!
"Got it!" Said Link who popped up from the basement with the sword raised, floating, right above his hands while the Zelda discovery theme played from on old record player.
Musa flipped the record off the player. "Let's just get going..." Said Musa.
"God, you're no fun." Said Link who was climbing back onto Lightbeast Midna.
They took off back towards the airship, and the group.
Link and Midna landed back onto the ship and entered the control room.
"HEY GUYS! WE GOT IT! WE- What are you doing?" Said Link as he entered the room to see the heroes, villans and the Jabberwock playing Bridge on a nearby table.
"Oh. Hey, nice to see you here....Ya, this is what happens when you leave in the middle of a boss fight." Said Maddawg.
"ARGH! UNO!"
"We're not playing Uno Sky."
"Argh This game be stupid then." Said Cap'n Sky as she threw down her one card and walked away. Sniffing the air of some...fruity tasting aroma. "Argh anyone else smell that?" She said.
"Ya, that's proably the Vor-"
"SKITTLE SWORD!" She yelled, shoving Link back and making a ton of Skittles appear with the swords power. "ARGH! NEPTUNE BE SMILING HAPPILY ON ME TODAY!" She yelled as she dived into the pile. Suddenly, the ship began to shake violently and a loud booming voice was heard.
MY NAME IS POSEIDON! GET IT RIGHT! said the voice as a giant Horse Crab made of water banged into the ship.
"ARGH IT BE THE KRAKEN!" Yelled Cap'n Sky as the Skittles rolled away.
"HOW MANY FUCKING KRAKENS ARE THERE!?" Yelled Grim as he grabbed onto the Jabberwock to keep him from falling due to the Turblance they were experiencing.
Suddenly a voice came over the intercom. "Ugghhh Ladies and gentlemen this is your Captain speaking. Ugghhh we have appeared to have run into some turbulance so I'm gonna have to ask everyone to return to their seats and fasten their seatbelts. Ugghhh if you look out your left window you will see a giant horsecrab made of water with the god Poseidon sitting on it's back shaking his fist at us angriliy. uggghhh and if you look out the right side you will notice a series of Titans climbing up a giant moutain, presuembly to kill the gods that sit atop it. ugghh-"
"Wait wait wait wait" Said Sho. "How can the pilot be talking to us, we're in the control room!"
"Ugghhh, I should also mention that I'm in the Lavatory right now, we have a built in speaker system and everything."
"Oh, fancy." Said Sho.
"ughhh Yes it is."
"HEY GUYS! WE GOT IT! WE- What are you doing?" Said Link as he entered the room to see the heroes, villans and the Jabberwock playing Bridge on a nearby table.
"Oh. Hey, nice to see you here....Ya, this is what happens when you leave in the middle of a boss fight." Said Maddawg.
"ARGH! UNO!"
"We're not playing Uno Sky."
"Argh This game be stupid then." Said Cap'n Sky as she threw down her one card and walked away. Sniffing the air of some...fruity tasting aroma. "Argh anyone else smell that?" She said.
"Ya, that's proably the Vor-"
"SKITTLE SWORD!" She yelled, shoving Link back and making a ton of Skittles appear with the swords power. "ARGH! NEPTUNE BE SMILING HAPPILY ON ME TODAY!" She yelled as she dived into the pile. Suddenly, the ship began to shake violently and a loud booming voice was heard.
MY NAME IS POSEIDON! GET IT RIGHT! said the voice as a giant Horse Crab made of water banged into the ship.
"ARGH IT BE THE KRAKEN!" Yelled Cap'n Sky as the Skittles rolled away.
"HOW MANY FUCKING KRAKENS ARE THERE!?" Yelled Grim as he grabbed onto the Jabberwock to keep him from falling due to the Turblance they were experiencing.
Suddenly a voice came over the intercom. "Ugghhh Ladies and gentlemen this is your Captain speaking. Ugghhh we have appeared to have run into some turbulance so I'm gonna have to ask everyone to return to their seats and fasten their seatbelts. Ugghhh if you look out your left window you will see a giant horsecrab made of water with the god Poseidon sitting on it's back shaking his fist at us angriliy. uggghhh and if you look out the right side you will notice a series of Titans climbing up a giant moutain, presuembly to kill the gods that sit atop it. ugghh-"
"Wait wait wait wait" Said Sho. "How can the pilot be talking to us, we're in the control room!"
"Ugghhh, I should also mention that I'm in the Lavatory right now, we have a built in speaker system and everything."
"Oh, fancy." Said Sho.
"ughhh Yes it is."
(Oh, just realized the Hercules reference Maddawg. Hmmm....)
"What the hell is goin on here?!" Said Link as he looked around at the nonsense that just happened in less than 30 seconds.
"I have no clue... But I say we should still kill the jabberwock. Freaking bastard dropped an army on us andd thought it was funny.
"Let's just get the sword back from sky before she becomes lost in the power of the rainbow." Said Musa, arms crossed.
"Agreed." Said Link.
He ran to Cap'nCrunch Sky and took the sword from her with ease as she was too busy rolling around in her giant pile of skittles.
"MADDAWG! TAKE THE SWORD!" Said Link as he threw it to Maddawg, who caught it with relative ease.
"What the hell is goin on here?!" Said Link as he looked around at the nonsense that just happened in less than 30 seconds.
"I have no clue... But I say we should still kill the jabberwock. Freaking bastard dropped an army on us andd thought it was funny.
"Let's just get the sword back from sky before she becomes lost in the power of the rainbow." Said Musa, arms crossed.
"Agreed." Said Link.
He ran to Cap'n
"MADDAWG! TAKE THE SWORD!" Said Link as he threw it to Maddawg, who caught it with relative ease.
Maddawg caught the sword and turned to the Jabberwock.
"And now the tides of battle Mr. Jabberwock." Said Maddawg as he raised the sword and the Jabberwock cowered in fear."......Then again..." He said lowering the sword. "You guys did try to kill us ten minutes ago and I now hold the one weapon that could be used to kill this thing.....sooo"
"Wait?" Said Sam. "You can't do that! We had a Temporary Team-up!"
"Exactly, Temporary. Xandus!"
"With pleasure." Said Xandus as he opened up a nearby door to the outside of the ship, gabbed a parachute and jumped out followed by the others.
"Well, later" Said Maddawg as he grabbed the last parachute and jumped.
".....Man....what a dick move." Said Ram as he looked at the now growling and angry Jabberwock.
A FEW MINUTES LATER!
The heroes touched down on a nearby island as the ship had carried them far out into the middle of the Mediterrain Sea.
"Hey, wheres Grim?" Asked Cap'n Sky.
FROM GRIM'S PERSPECTIVE!
"HEY GUYS WAIT UP! I DON'T HAVE A PARACHUTE YET!" Yelled Grim as he jumped from the ship following Maddawg.
While the others steered themselves over land, Grim landed in the ocean and came upon a grotto filled with undersea creatures....strangely enough they were singing.
"~Under the sea! Under the Sea!~
Darling it's better, down where it's wetter take it from MEEEEE!!!!~" Sang a group of Sea animals all surronding a Jamacain Crab. Grim smilied and danced a little to the music, completely ignoring the lack of air. Suddenly the same booming voice was heard.
CREATURES OF THE DEEP! ONE WHO HAS USED THE BLASTED NAME OF NEPTUNE IS AMONG YOU! DESTROY HIM! Suddenly the creatures all stared at him.
There was a long silence before the Jamacain crab yelled, "GET THAT BUMBA CLOT!"
MINUTES LATER!
Grim walked on shore yelling in pain as he tried to rip the crab off of him.
"Oh there you are Grim." Said Sho as he had already set up a Beach Chair and was soaking up the rays.
Suddenly a Chariot with flaming Horses sped over head and stood before them. "FEEL THE POWER OF HELIOS! FEEL THE POWER THE SUN!!!" He yelled, letting out a large flash.
"OH MY GOD I'M BLIND!" Yelled Xandus,Maddawg and Cap'n Sky.
"OH MY GOD! IT BURNS!" Said Sho as he removed his glasses and stood up, revealing dark red skin covering every visible part of his body.
"And now the tides of battle Mr. Jabberwock." Said Maddawg as he raised the sword and the Jabberwock cowered in fear."......Then again..." He said lowering the sword. "You guys did try to kill us ten minutes ago and I now hold the one weapon that could be used to kill this thing.....sooo"
"Wait?" Said Sam. "You can't do that! We had a Temporary Team-up!"
"Exactly, Temporary. Xandus!"
"With pleasure." Said Xandus as he opened up a nearby door to the outside of the ship, gabbed a parachute and jumped out followed by the others.
"Well, later" Said Maddawg as he grabbed the last parachute and jumped.
".....Man....what a dick move." Said Ram as he looked at the now growling and angry Jabberwock.
A FEW MINUTES LATER!
The heroes touched down on a nearby island as the ship had carried them far out into the middle of the Mediterrain Sea.
"Hey, wheres Grim?" Asked Cap'n Sky.
FROM GRIM'S PERSPECTIVE!
"HEY GUYS WAIT UP! I DON'T HAVE A PARACHUTE YET!" Yelled Grim as he jumped from the ship following Maddawg.
While the others steered themselves over land, Grim landed in the ocean and came upon a grotto filled with undersea creatures....strangely enough they were singing.
"~Under the sea! Under the Sea!~
Darling it's better, down where it's wetter take it from MEEEEE!!!!~" Sang a group of Sea animals all surronding a Jamacain Crab. Grim smilied and danced a little to the music, completely ignoring the lack of air. Suddenly the same booming voice was heard.
CREATURES OF THE DEEP! ONE WHO HAS USED THE BLASTED NAME OF NEPTUNE IS AMONG YOU! DESTROY HIM! Suddenly the creatures all stared at him.
There was a long silence before the Jamacain crab yelled, "GET THAT BUMBA CLOT!"
MINUTES LATER!
Grim walked on shore yelling in pain as he tried to rip the crab off of him.
"Oh there you are Grim." Said Sho as he had already set up a Beach Chair and was soaking up the rays.
Suddenly a Chariot with flaming Horses sped over head and stood before them. "FEEL THE POWER OF HELIOS! FEEL THE POWER THE SUN!!!" He yelled, letting out a large flash.
"OH MY GOD I'M BLIND!" Yelled Xandus,Maddawg and Cap'n Sky.
"OH MY GOD! IT BURNS!" Said Sho as he removed his glasses and stood up, revealing dark red skin covering every visible part of his body.
Hey, how would you boiz and goilz feel about me introducing a plot about Corporate Man reviving Walt Disney's cryogenicaly frozen head, so WD could take over the world with his army of Orc-like mini Mickey Mouse Cthulus?
"SON OF A *****!" Said Link.
"WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM THE SWORD?! WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE IT TO RAM?!" Said Tiny as he was hitting Link over the head.
"OW! I don't know! But that doesn't matter! They now have a sword that can match my Master Sword in power, and can produce very tasty snacks." Said Link as he was running toward the hole Xandus made.
"Wait up Link!" Shouted Lightbeast Midna.
Both heroes jumped off the airship and into the sea below.
"Well... What do we do about him?" Said Tiny pointing to the Jabberwock.
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Beep Beep
"I suggest we leave him for now." Said Tiny's weird little robot.
"No, I have a better idea." Said Ram with a very evil looking grin on his face.
"Tie him to something and blow up the ship."
The plan progressed perfectly... and Ram's crew followed Link and Midna into the depths of the ocean.
MEANWHILE!
Midna tranformed back into her imp form once they hit the water.
Link and Midna were swimming under the ocean and found a grotto where they saw a veyr under dressed mermaid singing around a bunch of sunken crap with a statue in the middle.
"Uhhhh... Let's get out of here..." Said Link.
"Hey, Link, odn't you think it's weird that we can breathe under here?" Said Midna.
"Yeah, that is kinda weird." All of a sudden, the rules of the universe flooded into Link's mind and began to work again.
"GURRRRGLE GURRRGGLE GURGGLE!"
They swam as quickly as they could to the surface and barely survived. Fortunatly, they saw the shore the villains were on and were close, close enough for them to see, but even more fortunatly, there was a conveniently placed rock right by the shoreline that Link and Midna hid behind.
"What do we do now?" Said Midna.
"I have a plan..." Said Link with a smile to Midna.
Immediatly she understood and they both grew evil grins and made a finger pyramid.
"WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM THE SWORD?! WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE IT TO RAM?!" Said Tiny as he was hitting Link over the head.
"OW! I don't know! But that doesn't matter! They now have a sword that can match my Master Sword in power, and can produce very tasty snacks." Said Link as he was running toward the hole Xandus made.
"Wait up Link!" Shouted Lightbeast Midna.
Both heroes jumped off the airship and into the sea below.
"Well... What do we do about him?" Said Tiny pointing to the Jabberwock.
Beep
Beep Beep
"I suggest we leave him for now." Said Tiny's weird little robot.
"No, I have a better idea." Said Ram with a very evil looking grin on his face.
"Tie him to something and blow up the ship."
The plan progressed perfectly... and Ram's crew followed Link and Midna into the depths of the ocean.
MEANWHILE!
Midna tranformed back into her imp form once they hit the water.
Link and Midna were swimming under the ocean and found a grotto where they saw a veyr under dressed mermaid singing around a bunch of sunken crap with a statue in the middle.
"Uhhhh... Let's get out of here..." Said Link.
"Hey, Link, odn't you think it's weird that we can breathe under here?" Said Midna.
"Yeah, that is kinda weird." All of a sudden, the rules of the universe flooded into Link's mind and began to work again.
"GURRRRGLE GURRRGGLE GURGGLE!"
They swam as quickly as they could to the surface and barely survived. Fortunatly, they saw the shore the villains were on and were close, close enough for them to see, but even more fortunatly, there was a conveniently placed rock right by the shoreline that Link and Midna hid behind.
"What do we do now?" Said Midna.
"I have a plan..." Said Link with a smile to Midna.
Immediatly she understood and they both grew evil grins and made a finger pyramid.
"Great, where did everyone go this time?" Musa complained to herself. The last time she saw the heroes and the villains, they were out at sea possibly fighting someone called Helios and Neptune was it? So she might as well start looking for them in sea.
After some searching, she saw Link and Midna on the rocks and decided to fly down to them.
"Hey! Where did you guys go?" She called
After some searching, she saw Link and Midna on the rocks and decided to fly down to them.
"Hey! Where did you guys go?" She called
Can Musa be more involved possibly in more posts of other people? Just a question...
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHUSSSH!" Said Link as he rabbed Musa from the air.
"We're hiding right now! Be quiet!" Said Link once more.
"We're hiding right now! Be quiet!" Said Link once more.
"THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO REFRESH US AFTER THAT!" Sho said and threw everyone a fanta.
"AGH IT TASTES LIKE PISS!" Maddawg said.
"THE COMMERCIAL LIED TO US!?" Sho asked surprised.
Suddenly Xandus shot a blast of cool air and refreshed the villains.
"HOW THE HELL?" Sho began.
"*****, I'm motherfuckin Xandus." Xandus said. "I do what I want."
"Fair enough." Sho stated shrugging. "So... Greek gods now? Did Maddawg go see Clash of the Titans without us? Or maybe he did worse and got God of War III without notifying me..." Sho glared at Maddawg.
"AGH IT TASTES LIKE PISS!" Maddawg said.
"THE COMMERCIAL LIED TO US!?" Sho asked surprised.
Suddenly Xandus shot a blast of cool air and refreshed the villains.
"HOW THE HELL?" Sho began.
"*****, I'm motherfuckin Xandus." Xandus said. "I do what I want."
"Fair enough." Sho stated shrugging. "So... Greek gods now? Did Maddawg go see Clash of the Titans without us? Or maybe he did worse and got God of War III without notifying me..." Sho glared at Maddawg.
ajb924 said:
I watched it on Youtube =P.....BACK OFF! I GOT SPOILERS AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!
"Well....at least that ass in the flying chariot is gone.....wait...here he comes" Said Maddawg.
The Sun Chariot quickly sped down to them, "YOU ALLIES OF THE TITANS WILL FALL TODAY!" Said Helios. "FEEL THE POWE-"
"Let me see that!" said Nightmare, grabbing the Fanta and throwing it at Helios.
"AHHHH! THE CITRUS ACID! IT BURNS!" Said Helios as he fell out of his Chairot and onto the ground.
"Wow....great shot Nightmare." said Grim when a giant muscular man with a flaming helmet and two purple sickles on chains landed on the island in front of them.
"I AM LORD HADES! RULER OF THE UNDERWORLD! YOU SHALL FALL BEFORE ME IN THE NAME OF OLYMPUS! YOUR DEATHS WILL ONLY BE THE BEGINNING OR YOUR TOR-"
"Wait....You're not an olympian." Said Sho.
"What?"
"You are not one of the 12 olympians. That would be Zues, Poseidon, Helios, Hera, Athena, Artemis, Ares, Dionysus, Hermes, Aphrodite, Demeter and Hephestus."
"Ya....but Ares is dead...and we casted Hephestus into the bowls of the underworld....sooo the spot was open.....and.....Uhh FUCK IT!" Yelled Hades, launching his sickles at Nightmare. "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!"
The sickles cut at Nightmare's armor, leaving nothing, but scratches.
"How many times do I have to tell you guys, he belongs to me! said Soul Edge as Nightmare charged Hades.
"ARGH! WE MUST HELP DESTROY THE GIANT BEAST, LIKE A BAD MUITINY!" Yelled Cap'n Sky as she grabbed the Vorpal Sword and created a large pile of Skittles.
"Is this really the time right now Cap'n Sky?" Asked Maddawg.
"ARGH! THE FRUITY TASTE OF SKITTLES PREVENTS SCURVY!"
"How 'bout you face me instead?" A voice echoed from the shadows.
Nightmare quickly turned to see where the voice was coming from.
"It's good to see you again Nightmare. I haven't been in this RP in a while, and I apologize for my absence. So I figured I could make it up by beating the ever living shit out of you." The voice said, stepping into the light.
Nightmare got into a fighting stance, ready to face a former adversary.
"I'd figured I should make this battle a bit interesting." The figure said, the rays of light shining over his face. It was none other than Phil. But something was different about him...
He took out his infinty staff and it formed into a replica of Soulcalibur.
"You ready for this? If you want to get to the rest of the gods, you'll have to get through me first." The angel said before rushing towards Nightmare.
Nightmare quickly turned to see where the voice was coming from.
"It's good to see you again Nightmare. I haven't been in this RP in a while, and I apologize for my absence. So I figured I could make it up by beating the ever living shit out of you." The voice said, stepping into the light.
Nightmare got into a fighting stance, ready to face a former adversary.
"I'd figured I should make this battle a bit interesting." The figure said, the rays of light shining over his face. It was none other than Phil. But something was different about him...
He took out his infinty staff and it formed into a replica of Soulcalibur.
"You ready for this? If you want to get to the rest of the gods, you'll have to get through me first." The angel said before rushing towards Nightmare.