"0.0... What was with that grin? Oh well. NNNNNRRRRGGH! AAAAAAHHH!" Said Link as he pulled the trident out of his shoulder.
"Hmmmm, I appear to have a god standing before me, half his body gone, and he's weaponless. I now have his weapon. Oh cruel irony." Said Link. "WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO FRILLY MORTAL?!" Shouted the god of the sea.
"-_-... This." Link jammed the trident into Poseidon's head and twisted it.
The god screamed out in agony, the seas roared and waves crashed before they finally calmed as he died...
"That's for calling me frilly." Said Link as he removed the trident.
"Looks like we've ot another new weapon. You handle it Ram." Said Link as he tossed everyone's favorite hero the trident. He expertly caugght it in his mouth and placed it on his back.
"Thank you Link." Said Ram.
"Yeah, don't mention it. You still here Midna?" Said Link, worried about his friend.
"Yeah, i'm over here by the grotto, just kinda relaxing. Ehehehehe!" Said Midna, who was indeed, relaxing.
"Yeah, thanks for the help... What about you Musa?" Said Link.
Musa resurfaced.
"Yeah, fine." Said the fairy.
"I still have no clue what a Dukebox is though....but if it will shut that racket off, I'm up for finding it." Said Maddawg as he followed Sho and Cap'n Sky
"I don't know I find it kinda catchy" said Grim as he followed "and what about Nightmare? Are we just gonna leave him?"
"Hmmm, good point, HEY NIGHTMARE! WHEN YOU AND PHIL ARE DONE, WE'LL BE OVER HERE!" yelled Sho.
"Okay! OW! FUCKER I WASEN'T EVEN LOOKING!" said Nightmare as he tackled Phil.
THE DUKEBOX! NO FRAKING WAY! *Grabs hammer* IT MUST BE DESTROYED!
"I love this song!~" Said Grim as he began singing and waving his hands in the air.
"Grim....are you waving your hands in the air?" asked Sho.
"Yep, and I don't care what anybody thinks!" he said, continuing to wave his hands.
"Oh my Queen! Pop culture is beginning to rot his brain! Quick! We need to snap him out of it!" said Maddawg as he began to violently shake him.
"GAH! LET GO OF ME!" yelled Grim!
"Sorry Grim! But this is for your own good!" He said as he threw the meek boy at the Dukebox, causing it to sputter in the air and hit the ground with a thud.
(It's FFVII actually Xandus.)
"Aw shit...I wonder if that's even legal in this thread..." Said Link who was reffering to Night Terror.
"Does it matter? HE'S GONE SUPER SAIYAN ON US!" Said Sam who was then hit over the head with the hilt of a sword.
"No DBZ references please... I hate that stupid ass show..." Said a very grumpy Link.
"Owww...." Said Sam.
"Should we fight him?" Link asked Ram.
"He said Hero and Villain alike must suffer, if we don't he migght just attack us." Said Ram.
Link drew his sword and got ready.
"Midna, do it." Said Link.
"Roger." Said Midna who then put the Fused Shadows back on and became Lightbeast Midna again.
"Now we play the waiting game..." Said Ram.
Musa flew back out of the sea.
"I'm ready."
"LIKE HELL YOU WILL!" Link gripped the Master sword in one hand and his Hylian Shield in the other. He waited until Niht terror was inches from his then thrust his shield out. Night Terror, expecting the sword instead of the sheild, was suprised and got knocked in the face, sendin him stumbling back in mid-air for a few seconds.
Link jumped high and raised the Master sword for a Jump attack.
"YOU'RE MINE!" Shouted Link as he began to swing downwards, but Night Terror regained his composure just in time and let out a huge Dark Aura burst, which sent Link flying, and everyone else within a mile radius backwards except for Fat Bastard who was far too fat to be pushed backwards by anything. Link flew to the round and landed hard with a thud, barely conscious.
A large rumbling was then heard. The ocean began to slowly rise at their feet and worked it's way up inland to the heroes and villans. It's master, Posiedon no longer existed to control it and with it's new found freedom and taking back the land.
"ARGH! YOU'VE BEEN DEFEATED DUKE BOX! NOW TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE THE BOX YOU ARE!" Said Cap'n Sky as she began hammering away.
"Hey quick question...is it High tide yet?" Asked Grim who now has an ice-pack on his head.
"It shouldn't be for a couple hours." Answered Sho.
"Then why is there a carp swimming around my feet?"
"Hmmm, interesting. This could mean one of two things. Either Poesideon, lord and master of the ocean was killed or Al Gore was right and this is just Global Warming." said Maddawg.
Suddenly a stampede of Horses ran out of the water and began destroying the land.
"What the-"
"The Horses have gone wild! Poeisdon is dead!" yelled Maddawg.
"Why were there Horses in the ocean?!" Shouted Grim, still confused.
"Argh, have you never heard of Sea horses!" Said Sky as she picked up the Dukebox. "Come, we'll continue to beat the crap out of this Dukebox on the ship."
"What Ship! We lost the ship like 3 pages a-" Yelled Sho before a wooden pirate ship appeared in front of them. "Never mind...."
"ONTO THE BLACK PEARL!" Shouted Cap'n Sky as she lead them onto the ship.
well this is a fine kettle of fish!" said lelouch. "I honestly cant do anything....DAMN IT ALL!" he said as he punched the ground. "Why am i only useful when it comes down to tactics? when im all alone in combat im helpless. Damn it!damn it! DAMN IT! DAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNN IIIIIIIIT!!!!"
*a light suddenly envelops lelouch*
"hmm it would seem that your power is not enough. Do you require more? or do you just not know how to use it" said a feminine voice.
"what the hell do you mean 'not know how to use it!?' ive always been able to command others to do my bidding, but thats ALL i can do! And i cant influence nightmare at all because he is already controlled by that sword!
"you idiot. you simple minded fool. you've only begun to scratch the surface of the power you have been given! Here, allow me to open your eyes......or well, your other eye anyways."
*Lelouch opened his eyes* "wha...what is this power i feel in my eyes?" *both eyes have geass*
"you have been given the full power of geass. i will allow you to figure out what abilities they have on your own." said the voice.
*the light fades and Lelouch stands up* "well then, this is about to get ALOT more interesting*
"OH BABEH! I DON'T NEED YOU TO SAVE MEH! I JUST WANT YOU TO HELP MEH! 'CAUSE YOU'RE KEEPING ME UP!" Sam cried, sitting on a Dukebox and flying towards the villainous ship. The Dukebox was but one of a swarm of Dukeboxes, and they were all headed directly towards the Villains. "Just one thing..." Sam hopped from the head of his Dukebox, landed on another and sent it plummeting towards the ground, landing directly on top of Link and crushing his fragile elven ribcage. "People who don't like DBZ don't deserve to live!" Sam pressed a button, and the Dukebox crushing Link started to play the DragonBall Z theme song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxAGoc4TuGQ&feature=related] over and over again on a loop. (Man, I love that song... "Dragon dragon, rock the dragon, DragonBall Z! Dragon dragon, rock the dragon, strong and fast is he!")
Anyway, yeah, back on topic, Sam pulled a sitar out of his bag, twirled it in his hand a few times and laid it to rest on his shoulder, before pointing a finger at Terror Xandus. "And now I'll show you why Demyx from Kingdom Hearts 2 would be the best guest character in a Soul Calibur game ever!" Sam leapt from his Dukebox and struck Xandus with his sitar.
The blast knocked Phil back, forcing him to collide violently into a nearby boulder.
"Damn..." He said, coughing a bit.
He watched as Sam bonked Night Terror repeatedly with the sitar, but he knew that it wasn't gonna be enough to bring the demon behemoth down. As he raised to his feet, Phil took a glimpse at his glowing right hand.
"I forgot all about my Shining Finger attack. But if i'm gonna do it..." His voice trailed off as his Infinity Staff began to form into a ordinary looking sword.
"...I'm gonna have to do it right for once." As he finished, he placed the sword in his right hand. Then, he began to chant.
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!!!" His hand began to glow brighter as he walked towards Night Terror.
"It's burning grip tells me to defeat you!!!" Light began to illuminate the sword. Phil began to walk faster.
"Take this!! My Love! My Pain! And ALL OF MY SORROW!!!" The sword began to change, illuminating completely into pure energy. Phil slashed at the air with each statement. And now, he was running full speed, head-on, towards Night Terror.
He began to run faster until his blue wings began to speedily glide him towards the demonic adversary.
[HEADING=2]"SHINING FINGER SWORD!!!"[/HEADING] He yelled as his sword and Night Terror's Soul Edge epically clashed.
Link closed his eyes, unconcious. He knew his doom was coming.
But then, a voice called, detatched and angelic.
"Link! You must wake up! We believe in you."
Link awoke in sort of a astral projection kind of way, in an amazing and familiar place. He stood on a crest that looked like the triforce in the middle of a pool of heavenly water. Surrounding the crest were 6 medallions. Waterfalls fell from nowhere in the empty space of nothingness. 6 people then appeared, one on each of the medallions, and spoke to Link.
"Link, it is us, the six sages. You must not die now, you have a destiny to fulfill!" Said the Sage of Light, Rauru.
"Link... Please get up... You can't be defeated here... Please!" Cried Saria, Sage of the Forest.
"Ahahahaha! He won't be down for long, Ain't that right brother?" Said Darmani, Sage of Fire.
"Link, I know you can win, I know you can win against anyone!" Said Ruto, Sage of Water.
"Link, you have ad uty to protect Zelda, until you have done so, I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DIE!" Shouted Impa, the Sage of Shadow.
"Mhmhm, Well, Link's too tough to be beaten by that hulking oaf. Go get him." Said Nabooru, Sage of Spirit.
A white light enveloped Link and he floated upwarrd slowly, then disappeared, as did the sages with smiles on their faces.
"We give you our power..." Said Rauru.
(Ok turn the music off now... The sappy scene is over.)
Back at the battlefield.
Link awoke with a burning yellow light in his eyes, He lay in the water that had now risen 10 feet above normal high tide levels, about 2 inches high where he lay.
He pushed the Dukebox off of him and threw it into the murky waters before him and climbed to his feet.
He stared at Night Terror, who Sam was cargin at with his Sitar, with a hideous rage in his eyes.
He leaped high into the air and put on the hover boots, which he modified so that they now enabled him to fly for around 5 minutes.
"I think you'll need a hand..." Said Link to Sam as he drew his sword.
"Well alright then." Said Sam, who then went back to singing his little DBZ song.
"We'll just finish this quickly." Said Phil who was still locked in combat with Night Terror.
"HAH! I'll crush you all!" Said Night Terror.
"Crap!" Said Link as he quickly kicked off the magical, artificial, ground his boots made, barely avoiding the attack. He let his boots lower back down to Night Terror's level.
"You overpowered piece of shit! I'll cover the ground in your guts!" Shouted Link as he charged at Night Terror once again.
"Hah! I'd love to see you try!" Said Night Terror who charged at Link.
The two met swords and began their power struggle.
Night Terror was surprised that Link was even matching his strength now.
The two kept at the deadlock for a good while until Sam came from behind Night Terror and called a wall of water to slam into Night Terror's back.
The water pushed Niht terror over Link, and they both fell back to the ground.
Link ot back on his feet and re-drew his sword.
Night Terror stood once more with Soul's Edge.
"Annoying little elf..." Said Night Terror.
"Overpowered bird-crab..." Said Link.
The two charged at each other again.
Night Terror began a flurry of swings at Link when he got close, some of them nearly tore his arms and legs off, but Link dodged as best he could and managed to stab Night Terror's gut, leaving with only deep gashes in his arms, legs, and upper body.
Night Terror let out a roar of pain that can only be described as horrifying and Link struggled to stay up even with his injuries, first his shoulder, now all these gashes, he needed some medical attention. But stayed up due to sheer will, but who knew how long that would last...
Hell! I'd just made this really awesome post, as well! ...Ah well, nothing to be done about it now. Here's the post, anyway, as I can't bring myself to delete it...
Sam twirled his sitar, grabbed it with both hands and blocked the beam, holding his position as hard as he could. "Alright guys, here's the plan. You need to fuse."
"Fusion? ...Yeah, alright!" Link sheathed his sword. "Wait, what do you mean, "you"? Aren't you going to fuse as well?"
"Nah, I need to hold off the beam. I can only do it for so long, though..." Sam maintained his nonchalant air, even though there was a good chance the beam would overpower him and wipe him out. "Okay, so here's what you need to do. Resonate the wavelengths of your souls so that they match one another, and then just... step into each other. Once the two of you occupy the same space at once, it'll just kind of happen." Sam stepped back. The beam was overpowering him. "...And that's just about all I have time for. Go with the flow, remember?" The beam consumed Sam, and he vanished from sight. It was up to Phil and Link now.
"...That sounded kind of gay..." Grimm murmured. Somebody smacked him with a bat.
"Pssh. Link is growing weak. I'll do it." Phil said to Lelouch, flying back into the fray.
"Hey, demon spawn! Fight someone that could actually kick your ass!" He said, pushing Link out of the way to avoid Night Terror from inflicting any more damage on the elf.
The battle between the angel and the demon-heaven and hell-recommenced, each equally matched in strength and endurance. Phil jumped back to dodge a slash from Night Terror's Soul Edge.
"You've been a worthy adversary. But now, I must finish this." Phil said, as a armblade grew out of his right arm.
The energy blade merged with his right hand, which then merged with armblade. Soon, his entire right arm was glowing a dark blue. His wings grew and matched the color of his arm.
"I think it's about time unleash this new attack, isn't it?" He said, rising into the air. Then, in one swoop, he collided with Night Terror. The demon struggled against Phil's attack, but the defense was quickly broken.
"The peaceful grace of Heaven will always rule over the heinous fire of Hell." Phil chanted before slashing at Night Terror's hands. After a few seconds, the hands were enveloped in light before disappearing, leaving the demon defenseless, dropping Soul Edge at his feet. The angel silently raised his right arm, and drove it into the demon's abdomen.
"Nevermore." He whispered solemnly before removing the glowing arm.
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