The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[the infected (teamkiers)]

(Kay! Thanks, just ignore skeet speaking on my part.)
"Hydraulics wired to numpad imput.. and done!" Frznk said, standing back to observe his super mega missile deflecting laser firing fully robotic llama! "This is so going on garrysmod.org." He muttered to himself.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Approaching target in 5 seconds" says Booster

As this is said, a great rumble is in the distances shaking the world around everyone, knocking Booster and Ganon from the seats.

"What was that Booster?" asks Ganon.

"The Apocalypse missiles have detonated, the only problem is that if that hit Ryan we hurt him, if he couldn't make it to intercept, and she died. He goes ape shit and we all die, if we're lucky."

 

[Orinon]

[HEADING=3] Shrapnel breath [/HEADING] He bit the missiles and shot it right back at them because that would hurt to take an explosion like that in his mouth.
he then scooped up iji and used
[HEADING=1] "OVER SURGE" [/HEADING]
on The Darkness King it delivered lots of pain and massive damage. Ryan had 11 hours to until the moon fell which meant that Ganon would be very sore in the morning

 

[BoosterGold]

"That son of a dadongo" said Ganondorf.
"firing plasma cannon taking flight." the plasma blew the missile up the Darkness King escaped the attack, with only damage to flight control, the Darknes King is grounded

"Options Booster" says Ganondorf

"we could fire all weapons at once."

"DO IT THEN!!!!" says Ganon

"But if we do we will be forced to melee fore 3 minutes.

"DO IT!!" says Gannon

Booster fires every weapon on the Titan at once. there is a deafening roar int the sky, Day had become night as the Bolts, Plasma, and missiles, coated the sky. all headed strait for Ryan, destroyer of civilization. Having nowhere to go and needing to protect Iji, was forced to take the full force of an attack, powerful enough to sink a continent. [OR IJI GETS HIT BY NUKES]

 

[Orinon]

"Not quite" said Ryan as Sam used her Subspace Bag to gather all the Projectiles
"Thank you for the present Ryan."
"Now [HEADING=1]"OVER SURGE"[/HEADING]
to zap the darkness king who's weapons were disabled for three minutes, he charged the Darkness king Pinnng it down so he could bite ans slash it better.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Secret desperate weapon, deploying the ANGRY MARINES"

"isn't that a little to over powered" say Ganondorf

"we have no weapons and Ryan's the destroyer of civilization, I'm gonna say I don't care"

Spoiler: Leonidas SPACE MARINES

300 are launched straight into the face of Ryan the were-Godzilla. The proceed to tear up his face with ChainSwords.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The assault of the angry marines destroying Ryan's face, left the Darkness King time to regroup.

"Ganondorf I have a theory, what if it wasn't the fight but the fact that Ryan is overpowered, he seems to be raping probability as it is."

"I'm taking our Emperor Titan and Angry Marine legion and going home"

And with that the Titan went back to the Garudo desert through magic teleport.

"WHO WANTS WAFFLES."

Gandorf and Lelouch who is better now say "HELL YES!!!!!"
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"FOR THE EMPRAH!"
all Angry Marines left behind explode.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Frank put on a bandit mask and teliported in stole the waffles, shouted something in Spanish and teliported back out.

"Who the hell was that?" Asked ganondorf, scratching his head.
"I don't know, but he left his insignia on the ground." Replied booster, pointing to a brown skid mark on the ground.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Damn you Lucha Llama, who ever you are." says Booster

"Moblins clean up this..." say Ganondorf

"HouseKeeping" say a moblin dressed in a pink dress and white apron

"Conszula, could you please clean this.?" ask Ganondorf.

"My name isn't Conszula." says "Conszula the moblin

It was to late as the three had already left the room.

"well the waffles were a bust, who's up for a trip to the bar." ask Lelouch.

"we are" both Ganondorf and Booster say.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"Whoever that deserves waffles come and get some!" Shouted Frank, holding up the waffle plate as if it was the holy grail.
(My avatar is actually supposed to be a gas mask assassin in a suit but I lost the picture so Frank's a llama until I find another one.)

 

[Orinon]

The sun began to rise and The Bio-Dragon began to change the Dragon fell asleep mid change. The dragon shrank much before becoming very humanoid its form disappeared behind a massive Rock. The Roar changed into a scream although the voice was higher than usual. Iji decided to check on Ryan she went in alone in case he was still under the dragons influence.
First thing she noticed was Ryan was lying face down naked. His hips were much broader and the waist was very thin. Second thing the hair had become longer and was red. The final surprise came when Ryan turned his head he also exposed a bit of torso showing a shocking detail, Ryan had become Rhianna as she rolled over the had nothing but her tail to cover her.
Iji managed to call Samantha she just hoped the guys didn't come close.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Ganondorf, Lelouch I'm gonna make you guys something special, Its a drink named after a good friend of mine BATMAN, I call it the Dark Knight" says Booster from behind the bar.

Booster mixes the drinks, doing High pours and bottle flips

Spoiler: The Dark Knight recipe

Ingredients:
6 oz of your favorite cola (diet or regular)
1-1/2 oz of Sambuca or Uzzo
1 maraschino cherry
1/2 oz of grenadine
How To Make It:
Mix Cola and Sambuca together. Add ice and drizzle grenadine over the cubes. Top off with the maraschino cherry and enjoy with the company of your greatest arch-nemesis or super villain. Best served in a rocks or old fashioned glass.

and he we go guy drink up.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

A great flaming rocket crashed through a burned out building in the center of Old New York. It stopped just at the edge of the 33rd floor, and a single figure jumped out. "THOSE BASTARDS!" Jakeman screamed. "I SPEND 3 WEEKS IN LIMBO, AND I AM THROWN INTO THE WRONG TIMEFRAME! GRAH!" He looked around, and he saw a broken and shattered Earth, under complete Covenant occupation. "Oh damn it, this is so wrong, so very very wrong... What will I do?" As if it knew, his radio starting picking up random chatter.

"Echo 3 to Echo 5, come in Han old buddy."
"Echo 5, go ahead Luke."
"There was a meteorite that crashed just near here, I'm gonna go check it out."

Jakeman was very confused by this. Rebels, maybe fighting the Covenant? He opened a channel with the Rebels. "Come in Echo 3, this is UNSC ODST Staff Sergeant Jakeman. I want a sitrep, and I want to know where the damned hell I am!"
"ODST this is Echo 3, I want your full serial number and authenitcation codes. Transmit them over this radionet. Now. You are interfering with a black ops mission against the Covenant." Echo 3 replied.
"Fuck. You. I want my sitrep!"
"Earth is occupied, the Fleet is destroyed, the Marine Corps is utterly obliterated. We are all thats left. Now sit down, shut up and enjoy hell!" Echo 3 shouted. Jakeman thought to himself So, he strapped himself in once more, and praying that the random Hero called Ryan knew his stuff, he hit the ignition.

At that very moment, a Nuclear explosion filled the Old New York night sky.

 

[Orinon]

Mean while
Rhianna was weakened from the Battle; she had only recently regained consciousness. She had tried standing but had fallen down. Now she was sitting down her legs crossed and arms hugging her stomach, her tail nervously tapping the ground. Iji had found a blanket, which was now draped over her shoulders.
"We have to move before Ganon comes back, I failed to destroy him when I had the chance."
"Oh C'mon Rhianna you were great out there he was on the run he was so desperate he launched every weapons he had." Said Iji
Sam was off topic "Awww isn?t she cute when she's vulnerable. Though like how firm supple and resolute she is."
"Thanks I try, doesn?t pay to be a weak hero right."
"That?s not what I meant." said Sam
"Huh?"
"Nice rack, you got good balance, By the way how long do you plan on being dressed like that?"
Rhianna looked down and realized she was naked she pulled the blanket over her covering herself
"Don't look at me you pervert." wrapping her arms around herself so Sam couldn't have a peepshow.

After a few hours Rhianna asked Iji to help her get to a clothing department the rampage had caused massive panic so it was unlikely anyone would miss some clothing.
Several minutes later
"Hey Iji you find anything?" she hadn't found much most thins were crushed shredded and burnt.
Suddenly Sam came running
"What do you want?" the blanket had been folded into a large cape covering her body.
Sam held up a dress made of golden silk, Rhianna Grabbed it and quickly changed. She saw it wasn't perfect as the skirt was short and it had a low cut fashion but it was better than nothing, and at least she could run without grabbing the folds of her cape.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf drank his Dark Knight and tossed the glass to the side. A moblin caugght it on a throw pillow. "Boys, this is the life. Chillin, mass destruction, and all the minions in the world." Ganondorf put his hands behind his head and layed back even more on his throne.

 

[BoosterGold]

"For the Emparah!" shout the Angry Marines guards Booster had brought.
"pull up a chair guys have a drink" says Booster.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK YEAH!!!! ay the Marines

Spoiler: orinion

She is dressed like a rockette, That is so freaking awesome XD

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

As a giant mushroom cloud filled the Old New York sky, Jakeman burst off into the night sky on his timetravelling rocket. A warp space time jump then occured, and Jakeman was flung through it. Time and space warped and fluctuated, slowing up and speeding down, sending Jakeman very INSANE. Suddenly, Jakeman was thrown from the warp space, directly into one of Maddawg's Sith ships from several pages ago. He landed in the bridge, killing the Captain. Jakeman stood up and unstrapped himself from Ryan's dodgy time rocket. "Now my minions!" Jakeman addressed the crew, his crew. "We shall defeat this Sith Fleet of Maddawg's, and then take our revenge upon that bastard Ryan! For he built a time travelling rocket that has sent me to the very edges of time and space! AND IT HAS CHANGED ME!!!! Now then, transmot a message to the fleet. Tell them that if they wish to die, they shall fight against me. And if they wish to live, they will fight with me! FORWARD BATTERIES! TARGET THE FLAGSHIP OF THEIR LEADER AND FIRE! FIRE!"

And so, the first shots of the 42nd space battle for Earth were fired.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

The Stickman looked at the explosion and mouthed the words "what the fuck", though he has no mouth, so how he did it is beyond me. he looked in awe at the destruction. "My, oh my, look at that, I need whatever made that, as, unless it uses magic or some other crap, it uses SCIENCE! And a fine example of it. Yes, I must find it, and obtain it for my own." He let out an evil laugh and began searching for thew device that made the giant mushroom cloud, but found out it was launched. "Well shit. I guess I need to keep looking somewhere else for a large amount of SCIENCE! Maybe I can find some in New Jersey." He laughed again, but this time more of a normal laugh. "Oh, sometimes I'm too funny for even myself." He then began to search the city for anything slightly technological.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

"Sir, we have reports of a Stickman looking for advanced technology in the ruins of Old New York. What shall we do?" the Adjutant asked Jakeman. "We shall send him a shuttle. Tell him that if he works for me and helps me get my revenge on Ryan he can have a ship all to himself, for whatever he desires." Jakeman replied. The Adjutant nodded and went off to send the shuttle to The Stickman. Jakeman turned his attention back to the raging battle. Roughly a quarter of the Sith fleet had joined his ranks, and another quarter had broken down into mini-blood feuds against one another. That left half the Sith fleet still intact, and fighting back against his fleet. Jakeman turned to his 2nd in command, named the Commander. "Commander, bring the Dominator up on our right flank and then Fire on the main Sith Battlecluster. I want their big ships destroyed!"
"Yes sir, right away." The commander saluted and gave the orders.

The battle raged on, waiting for a crucial turn of events or plot point to occur.

 

[Orinon]

Rhianna somehow knew about the ar=attack coming from Jake
"The thing is he didn't see me after I got reformatted and he especially didn't know I can change shape. which means he doesn't know who I am, but just in case.
she suddenly gained a completely black outfit like a ninja a katana strapped to her back, she also had a very long red scarf.
"All fear Scarlet Night."
she said as she struck some sort of Anime pose
"He'll never suspect me now."

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

"Sir, we've hit the main Sith Battleship! Their fleet is beginning to break apart!" The commander shouted. "Good! Tell all ships to intensify their forward firepower! I want this battle over! Have we recieved any word from the Stickman?" Jakeman replied.
"No sir, but the battle should be over shortly. With their main battleship out of commission, the Sith fleet will fall apart."
"Good. Then I can simply Nuke Ryan from orbit. The thing about owning the skies is that your opponent can't touch you from the ground, whilst you can maximise your power against him. Remember that. And the key to knowing where Ryan is, is not what he looks like, but what his friends look like. I last saw them back in a steampunk Victorian era, so they will all have changed. But they shouldn't be hard to find, I MEAN THEY ARE THE HERO'S!! Now then, we shall lead the charge into the heart of the Sith fleet to deliver the final blow! FORWARD! TO VICTORY!"

And with that rant, Jakeman lead his fleet directly into the Sith fleet. His ship, the Gallipoli lead the charge, guns blazing.