The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

Suddenly Chuck Norris fell from the sky and fired lazers from his palms and destroyed everything and everyone in the town exept the heroes. "For the love of math..." Sho sighed. "This plotline makes less sense that that of Furi Kuri" The group stares blankly. "You know the six episode anime with the robots that came out of the kids head?" more blank stares "And they fought with guitars" still no response. "Burn in hell..." Sho muttered depressed at how little his friends interest in anime was. But before the group could do anything else Chuck Norris turned to them and his eyes glowed red. For this was the Chuck Norris Terminator! The most deadly terminator ever made, all of the powers of chuck norris and deadly lazers and other unknown weapons!

Spoiler: .....

Must...resit....posting.... *Plays with a jack in the box*. Not... Resiting....Well.Well I can proably guess the ending to this Anime plot (come on. Lesbian Anime chicks. This isn't anime this is porn in cartoon form.)

Terminator Chuck approached the heroes in his super cool badass cowboy walk. He approachs Huey who is frozen fear of getting roundhouse kicked. He picks up Heuy with one hand,looks him straight in the eyes and says."Are you John Conner?" "N-nn-no." Replies Huey. "Oh my mistake sorry about that."Says the terminator who drops Huey and contunies his rampage in search for John Conner.

(Damn i was hoping for an epic battle agianst Terminator Chuck!)
"Well now that the Chuck Terminator destroyed the only entrance to the anime world what do we do?" asked Sho.

 

[The_Chief]

"lazor?" splazor cat said.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hahah, no." Ram said, answering Splazor Cat. He thought for a while, hoove on goatee-chin in a thinking manner.
"Well...it's anime, right? And what's the one thing we know about anime?"
"That it's full trans-gender people that all have the same wild-rainbow hair colors?" Splazor Cat said.
"Noo...but true."
"That theirs only three levels of attraction with each character: Hot with big boobs/muscles, Hot with with no boobs/muscles, or walking-talking pig people?" the Slightly Larger Talking Bush said.
"Nooo....but also true."
"That it's the greatest thing since sliced bread and we should all worship as though it were our god?" Sho said hopefully.
"...."
"Or not, whatever." Sho mumbled, hands in his pockets and kicking a stray rock.
"No, it's that usually a portal to a completely random and odd world is disguised as some random, normal object." Ram finished, and began poking at random stuff.

 

[world_of_dragons]

Meanwhile

"What the deuce! Some band of misfits is looking to piss on the eight shrines of the Orochi gods!" Exclaimed some random god of the Shinto religion (the one we're after)

"So?" Queries a blonde girl with long hair, blue eyes dressed in a form-fitting librarian outfit complete with a large witch hat with a giant eye.

"Everyone knows that pissing on the shrines to the eight Orochi will appall them to the point of giving the perp the secret to killing gods... Like-, now, wait. Nevermind the portal's been smashed. We're good"

"Not until those idiots are no longer on their lil' quest we're not!" Lilith (the blonde) snaps.

"What's the big deal?"

"Big deal?! If those idiots figure out how to get in there, they'll get to the shrines and all that other stuff! And if you want more paizuri (look it up), then you're gonna make sure that doesn't happen!" Lilith yelled. "Now get to it!"

"Yes m'aam"

 

[ajb924]

"Hahah, no." Ram said, answering Splazor Cat. He thought for a while, hoove on goatee-chin in a thinking manner.
"Well...it's anime, right? And what's the one thing we know about anime?"
"That it's full trans-gender people that all have the same wild-rainbow hair colors?" Splazor Cat said.
"Noo...but true."
"That theirs only three levels of attraction with each character: Hot with big boobs/muscles, Hot with with no boobs/muscles, or walking-talking pig people?" the Slightly Larger Talking Bush said.
"Nooo....but also true."
"That it's the greatest thing since sliced bread and we should all worship as though it were our god?" Sho said hopefully.
"...."
"Or not, whatever." Sho mumbled, hands in his pockets and kicking a stray rock.
"No, it's that usually a portal to a completely random and odd world is disguised as some random, normal object." Ram finished, and began poking at random stuff.

(Omg, i cant stop laughing at this post!!!!)

Little did they know that the pebble Sho kicked was said portal, however they weren't sent to the world of anime but the world of video games, in all its pixelated glory!!! "Ughh these pixels make my eyes hurt..." Said Ram, for half to this world didnt have modernised graphics

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The Group found themselves in a large red Hallway. "Where are we? Asked Sho. "I don't know but this place kinda looks familar. Like I've seen this place somewhere before."Said the Ram.

The group began exploring the hall and found strange yellow dots on the floor."What are these things? They look like coins."said Sami.The Splazor cat walked over and ate one of the strange dots. "MMMMM these things are good. Oh look another." "Wait. Video games,Strange red hallway,pellets on the floor. Don't you see where in-" Before Huey could finish he turned Blue from head to toe.A bright Yellow demon appeared and swallowed Huey whole. when it opened it's mouth Huey's eyes escaped and made a break for it. "Run for it!" The group pulled a 180 and ran as fast as they could. The demon was hot on there trail making an annoying Wakka wakka sound.

 

[Shapsters]

[Just so you guys know, The Talking Bush has a new york accent.]

"Jesus! Let get the piss-hell outa here!!"

[HEADING=3]WAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKA!![/HEADING]

"Gah! Run for your lives!!" yelled Ram, screaming in terror.

Suddenly, laser cat(being laser cat) turned around and yelled,

"IMACHARGINMAHLAZOR!!!!"

The demon then passed out from fear, landing with a thud.

"Hey! Nice job ya freaky laser cat thing! Thats what I like to see!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Alright let's get Huey's body back." Said the Ram. "Wait."said the cat "we should make sure it's dead." With that Splazor cat charged his lazor and fired at the demon. The good news it worked. The bad news it destroyed the demon."Opps" the eyes of Huey began angrily stareing at Splazorcat, Unfortunatly he could say,kill,or headbutt the cat. "Relax Huey.We'll gouge someones eyes out and you can take there body. Maybe a Ninja" said Sho. The group began traversing the maze with Splazor cat eating all the pellets. Once all the pellets were gone a portal opened. The group stepped through it and found themselves in a colorful place. "Are we back in the world of Anime?" asked the Bush." Let's take a look around and see-" before Ram could finish that sentence a bright light appeared and three ninjas,and a giant stone man appeared before him. "Fuck. I hate random encounters."

 

[Daye.04]

Spoiler: OOC

I've ben trying to payt attention, and catch up on the recent events, but I think I lost both my arms in that attempt. I guess I'll just leave this. At least for a month or so

 

[ajb924]

ENEMY ENCOUNTER!
Ninja's use tri-ninja beam. Bush dodges and counters with earth magic! Ninja 1 takes 382 damage, ninja 1 is dead!
Lazor cat used weak lazor! Rock monster takes 197 damage!
Rock monster uses SUMMON IFRIT! Group takes 800 damage (Each)
Ram used curaga! Group regains all health!
Sho uses Darkga! Rock monster takes 400 damage! Rock monster is dead!
Ninja2 uses Throw! Bush takes 20 damage
Lazor Cat Fires ULTAMA LAZOR!!! All enimies defeated! (Fanfare)

"Ok lets get the hell out of here before another random encounter" Ram yelled and the group jumped into a nearby portal.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Occ

Spoiler: OOC

I've ben trying to payt attention, and catch up on the recent events, but I think I lost both my arms in that attempt. I guess I'll just leave this. At least for a month or so

Ok, I think I'll just try to provide a Summary to try to help the lost souls of this RP.
Ahem:
The current group consists of:
(new guys)
Sho, a anime guy with the power of Sound, but he's only most powerful sometimes and his average attacks only work on good guys.
(Samurai)Huey, a small samurai that is leading the group into a anime-lesbian related quest. Has amazing sword-fighting skills.
Samii The Cow, a cow that woke up next to Ram after a wild night out. Uses her butt and bowels to battle.
(Regulars)
Ram, Splazor Cat, and Maddawg (as a narrator and random enemies)

After meeting our new characters in a living house, our group was blown up, thrown back in time, fought Nazi jets, and giant CareBears.
Currently, we are full-filling a quest set by two anime chicks who wish to have..uh..."Special" relations. To do this, we must kill the Shoimi god. To do that, we must go to the land of Anime and...um..."release our bladder" on some pillers to the get the power to kill gods.
Right now, we accidentally got to the Land of Video games, in a Random Encounter.

So...yeah. This thread has always been odd, which I've enjoyed. But this whole anime-lesbian, peeing thing...eh...
Well, I'm just worried a Mod or reader won't enjoy it as much as we do. So let's just keep this clean and nice, alright? Peeing is as far as we'll go with this.

Also, I'm planning on having a Current Characters page for the First Post. If you would like to have a description, simply post an Spoiler with all the info you would like in you next post. I'll try to have it us ASAP.

But otherwise, good RPing to all of you!

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: OOC

I've ben trying to payt attention, and catch up on the recent events, but I think I lost both my arms in that attempt. I guess I'll just leave this. At least for a month or so

[Come on Daye! Don't leave, you think I know what the hell is going one here?! I think we should try and stick to one adventure right now, something that doesn't involve lesbian hentai.]

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: OOC

I've ben trying to payt attention, and catch up on the recent events, but I think I lost both my arms in that attempt. I guess I'll just leave this. At least for a month or so

[Come on Daye! Don't leave, you think I know what the hell is going one here?! I think we should try and stick to one adventure right now, something that doesn't involve lesbian hentai.]

[Yea, i agree, ive been trying to change the adventure but i seem to suck at it, maybe somone could throw in a random ass plot twist to get rid of the hentai theme altogether, i like the video game thing though]

 

[Daye.04]

*snip*

Spoiler: OOC

And so I've noticed. No offence and all. But I think you kids' way of running the show is a bit too complecated for an old chap like me. I'm a bit more old-school. Like in the earliest days of this seasons' AA =P

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: occ

Alright, enough complaining. I'm taking charge of this RP again!

The world they ended up in was their original Earth. Ram quickly shook himself off and turned to Huey. "First, I'll heal you up." he said, then shook his horns. Green magic emanated from him, and Huey's body was regrown from the eyes onward.
"Ewwww," came the collective reply.
"Now, go tell those freaky-ass sisters that they can have someone else do their pissing-on-sacred-columns!" he said. "And if you still wish to be part of a group, I won't stop you."
Huey bowed in Samurai-like grace, and quickly departed.
"And now, we'll wait." Ram said, making himself comfortable in a clump of grass.
"But..but aren't we supposed to be doing some kick-ass quest or something?" the Slightly Larger Talking Bush asked.
"Yeah, eventually. I'm sure the Dayes or Maddawg have something up their respective sleeves." Ram said. He then yawned, and took a nice nap.
"Who the factor are the Dayes?" Sho asked.
"Before your time, kid." Splazor Cat said, and curled up to nap next to Ram.

Spoiler: FYI to who's still with us.

Ram, Splazor Cat, Sho, Samii the Cow, and (possibly) Samurai Huey. If Ragnorak would like to join again, now would be the time.
Oh, and NEW RULE: We can only have One quest, and it should stay fairly consistent if possible. Thank you.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg was sitting in his Nexus hold playing one of his faviorte games with one of his faviorite pets Sir Henry the chicken. "Hmmmm. Bishop to k4." Maddawg moves his piece to which Henry countered by moving his queen to g5."Bawk." "Checkmate my ass!" soon a Butcher Boomer came in asking for what he would want for dinner. Maddawg points at henry. The butcher picked up the Chicken and went to the kitchen. Maddawg went over to his desk and pushed the intercom button "Becky send in the Mercs who will be harrasing the heroes into a quest line. I'm tired of this changing of plotline." "Right away sir. Oh and Gordon is wondering when he can take his vacation." "Tell him he can take his vacation after he finishes his third installment. I mean I can only go so far with those four new guys he gave me. 2 of them have died trying to feed the monster (Ya old plot line I was thinking of. Created the monster but never got around to using it.). "Right away sir and Gordon says to look in your closet." Maddawg takes his hand off the intercom and opens his closet door. "Ellis. Nick. I thought you were dead."

 

[Shapsters]

"Hhmm... sleep, that sounds rather intriguing." said The Talking Bush planting himself in the ground, "Perhaps we will get some down time, for now."

 

[ajb924]

"Sleep doesn't sound half bad" Sho yawned and simply colapsed on the ground snoring

 

[world_of_dragons]

Spoiler: Hey

Sorry I wasn't on the other, I was busy with a bunch of things, but I'm back on now

(Samurai)Huey strode down the road to the home of the two sister, but stopped when his ears picked up the sound of footsteps. He turned just in time to avoid a ground wave that blew up half the traffic on the other side.

"This ain't gonna be like last time..." (Samurai)Huey addressed the darkness.

The attacker stepped into the light and removed his hat.

"What's good n(bleep)a? What's really good?!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"So I undertsand you three can help me. Tell me what do each of you offer Locust inc."
The first Merc stepped up. "I can offer you a way to elimate those pesky annoyances with a knife in the back." The second Merc steps up."Have you ever found your self outside a building without a door. Well if you hire me I can make you a door 5 times faster then a carpenter. All I need is a gernade launcher. My explosive skills aren't just limited to doors however I also blow up trucks. I once blew up 16 cars simply becuase I could." The final merc stepped up. "I offer you a man on the inside. I can disguise myself and infiltrate the enemy lines without them even knowing. I can sabotage them,take what you need and slip out before they even know i'm there."

"Okay well I have reviewed your resumes. Unfortunatly the one I don't pick will be killed by the man next to him. So I pick MR.Spy,and drumroll please." As the drumroll went he took out and envolped and opened it. "And the winner of the job is. Mr Bomb om. I'm sorry Mr.....Enzio. Good thing I am a-" Before Maddawg could finish the Spy pulled out his revolver and shot Enzio in the back of the head. "What the hell! I was joking he was hired to. Great now I got to hire *Sigh* Sly." In absolute no time at all a figure burst through the window of the office and landed calmly on the floor. "WHAT THE HELL! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT WINDOW COST ME! THAT WAS A STAIND GLASS WINDOW. THOSE THINGS AREN'T CHEAP." "Ah Maddawg. You haven't changed a bit."