The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Yoshi Stared at the new evil guy and waited. Half an hour passed and the guy did nothing. "Yoshi?" Yoshi said to the evil guy. He got no response, as if the guy was frozen or something. Then, out of the center of the complex came a blinding white light, seeping through the cracks under doors, from airconditioning ducts, from the very walls themselves. When it finished, Yoshi turned and entered a door that would lead him direclty to the core room where GLaDoS was. Yoshi opened the door into GLaDoS's room, and nearly died in fright. Standing before him was a huge spiky thing that Yoshi had never seen before, and a small grey haired girl with an orange eye and a purple eye. Yoshi thought it best to introduce himself.

"Hello there, my name is Yoshi! Yeah, I know, I'm not supposed to speak, but its kinda easier this way. HEY! Is that an Aperture Science turret from Portal? OH MY GOSH! You have GLaDoS cores as your hairpins! HOW COOL! Anyways, Miss Glados, I suggest you ride on me, and we get the hell out of here Mr Shrike. I have a bad feeling that the true villians of this RP are about to come and lay the smack down on that new evil villian dude, The Not So Friendly Ruler of the Universe. And yes, I know your names. Deal with it." With that little speech over, Yoshi walked over to Miss Glados, who got on him in her dazed and confused state. She was still getting used to having a body, and actually having a nice piece of cake to eat, all for herself. Yoshi then walked over to a hidden door in the complex, and led the Shrike out of the complex through a secret passage. "Now that we are somewhat safe, what do we do know?" Yoshi asked his two new companions.

<spoiler=ooc>@Roamin11 - You sir, are freaking awesome. That wasn't the idea I had for GLaDoS, but I love what has happened. You don't mind if I keep Miss Glados as my second character? I'm not really sure how Yoshi is gonna fit in, but he doesn't seem like hero or semi-villian material.

 

[Roamin11]

"Well, unfortunately GLaDoS is in no condition right now to fight or even have a conversation longer than 8 seconds" to prove the Shrikes point GLaDoS broke out into a giggle fit about her new found toes.

"So I need you go to an abandoned Aperture science center underneath Chernobyl, I don't know if it will be guarded or not, but you will want to go to the R&D department, there is something there that will help turn our giggling little ball of joy into a competent AI being. A blank core."

"Ooooo... What will it look like???" asked Yoshi.

"Well like the cores she had only they will have no colour or any info on them.... So basically a white storage core."

"Okay" said Yoshi "Lets get going then Chernobyl is a long way away"

"I'm not coming with you, I want as much info on this new universe I've found myself in, and the only way to do it will be to go to the center of your human Megapshere and drain it of all its info.... So basically I'm going to break into Bill Gates basement."

"A MULTI GOAL MISSION!?!?!" Yoshi said astonished. "Okay"

"But be careful with GLaDoS, she is now very very vulnerable to.... Everything..."

"Don't worry I got this covered, I've handled young infants before" Yoshi shuddered while remembering.

"Okay then you got your goal I got mine, contact me on this" The Shrike handed Yoshi a small silver disk with a red button in the middle "Use this to contact me once you have the blank core. I will be your extraction."

Spoiler: OOC

I'll make you a deal, can we share the new GLaDoS please!!! I think it would be more fun that way... Either way we'll figure this out

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Yoshi turned to the Shrike as he prepared to leave. "Mister Shrike? Be careful breaking into Bill Gates' basement. It will be impervious to any and all godmodding and mary sue traits. You may need some help to break in. And, I've heard rumors of the legendary Corporate Man who guards that basement..... Good luck." And with those words, Yoshi turned west and began to walk, Miss Glados sitting in his saddle, still playing with her toes.

The Shrike heard a single thing from the pair as he turned to leave.

"This was a triumph... Heheheeeheheheeheehehe!!!"

 

[ajb924]

"HA! Plot hole! That's actually really funny!" Sho said, still not looking away from his game of tetris.
"I know!" Chell replied, overjoyed by the compliments.
"Alright, so how do we teach these fucks who we are?" Maddawg asked the group.
"Let's just go kick their asses!" Sam said.
"That won't work. If we just beat them we become the heroes. We need to out-evil them." Sho said. "SQUIGLY PIECE!? FUCK YOU TETRIS. THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT." Sho screamed tossing his laptop.
"Isn't that expensive?" Grimm asked.
"I have more. I think." Sho said shrugging. "Anyway, on to the matter at hand. How can we beat a group of villains WITHOUT helping anyone?"
"Perhaps I can be of some assistance on that matter." A voice said from behind the group.
"But your..." Sam began.
"Bill Gates, yes. You see, I've been monitering you all for quite some time, and I'm peeved at what's going on at the moment. I'll help you." Gates said.
"That's great, but that doesn't stop the problem!" Maddawg yelled.
"Doesn't it? You see, with them out of the picture, you could 'take me out' and help yourselves to any information in the databases." Gates said grinning.
"But why choose us and not them?" Grimm asked. "What's your motive?"
"Motive? Why must man need a motive? But, if you must know, I like to fuck with people. You really think that the RROD were a malfunction?"
"Your... Your a monster." Sho mumbled.
"Am I? Perhaps. But, isn't it more fun when there's a chance of everything going wrong? I bring humanity that chance with my computers. They have untold capabilities, but they can be destroyed with a wrong click. Life's a gamble my new friends." Gates said and shrugged. "So, what do you say?"

Spoiler: LIKE A BOLT FROM THE BLUE...

I'm back! Got in some trouble and had most of the internet blocked off. This site included. But, my grades are up and I'm back!

 

[BoosterGold]

Ring capacity=0.1%
"Oh snap" squeaks Chell
With that Chell's green aura disappears as does her green lantern uniform. She pulls out the portal gun.
"Ringy is taking a nap till I can find the shiny light." says Chell
"...The RROD you truly are evil of evil's." says Sho.
"Alright fine, we can't let those damned heroes out Villain us!" trumpets Maddawg
The Elevator reaches the top of the pyramid,
*ding*
"Floor 2814. Treasure rooms, evil lairs, and Woman's lingerie." says the Elevator.
"Wait...what was that last one" says Grim
"Woman's lingerie...Why do you need to go shopping Grimm, something to cover that big gaping Vagina of yours!" says The Elevator.
"What the hell did you just say, I'll kill you!" Grimm looks positively pissed off.
He removes Pantera from its sheath, its coated in dust from all the time Grimm has been a punching bag.
Grimm attacks the elevator with unbridled fury, unfortunately this is Avatar Adventures, so Grimm can do shit. His sword snaps in two, and the doors open
Everyone steps out.
Grimm is crying, Chell comes over to him and gives him a big hug.
"Its okay Grimm, I still think your a great guy." she gives him a kiss on the cheek, then walks off.
"..."Grimm's stunned speechless, not only did Chell kiss him, she sound...well not batshit insane.
"Hey Chell can we talk?" says Grimm
She stares at him...then leaps at in and bits down on his head. "Nom CandyHair." she says as she eat his hair. "Bye, Mr. CottonCandyhead!" she says

 

[Sam G]

"So, if Gates is a villain... does that mean Macs are the embodiment of good?" Sam asked. "'Cause Apple paintbrush is a piece of crap, and the iPad reminds me of one of those gummi bears you can get that are about a foot big..."

"No, you whore!" Gates yelled, wrapping a computer mouse around Sam's neck and beating him with an X-Box controller. "Enough of your whore-speak! WINDOWS IS CIVILIZATION!"

"Alright, God," Sam managed to mumble, despite the mouse cable blocking off his windpipe. "Seriously, though, what is this? Penny Arcade? And here was me thinking we were supposed to be genuinely funny, and not just popular because "we got there first"..."

"Oh, so now you're an Apple sympathizer and a Penny Arcade hater? Guys, help me out here!" Gates called to the other villains, and most of them piled in and started beating Sam too.

"Ow! What!? You all suck!" Sam complained, curling into a ball and putting his hands over his head.

"Well, since Grimm's getting character development, someone needs to be the team's *****, and bearing in mind you're actually a hero, you were the obvious choice..." Xandus helpfully explained, before drawing his Soul Edge and smacking Sam about with the flat side of it.

 

[Roamin11]

After the Shrike watched as the giggling girl and Yoshi rode off into the sunset. His red glowing eyes motionless and giving no hints to the thoughts within the Shrikes head. *Corporate man?* computed Shrike *Doesn't sound that devious.*

The Shrike spread all four of his arms and began to open a Farcaster portal. Although he cast into the basement, for he didn't know the exact coordinates but he could cast outside his massive mansion. The light between his arms and the ground grew faint then slowly glowed brighter till the Farcaster was complete stepped through and disappeared.

The Shrike stepped out in front of a gold fence and to his surprise a note.

"Dear person at my lovely gold and gold plated estate, I do apologize that I am out doing... Stuffff.... >.> ....... And have taken most of my army and resources with me.... So yeah... But I did leave the AK-47 gun wielding monkeys, you know why I have AK-47 wielding monkeys? CUZ I'M RICH BRO!! SUCK MY GOLD PLATED PENIS!! I CAN'T USE IT ANYMORE BUT AT LEAST ITS COVERD IN GOLD!! PEACE OUT Y'ALL!!! (CAP LOCKS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL MADE BY BILL GATES)"

The Shrike was one part appalled one part relieved that Bill Gates wasn't home. He broke through Gates and Headed down through the mansion, cutting down monkeys wielding AK-47's as he went.

I do hope Yoshi is having just as much ease as the Shrike was having with his task.

 

[ajb924]

"Evil lairs..." Maddawg mumbled. "I have an idea! We're going to stock up and get ready for the coming battle."
"WOO! New items!" Sho said running through the treasure rooms and lairs looking for weapons.
The rest quickly followed behind him. Except for Grimm, who was crying in the elevator over his lost love.
"Wait, Sho, did you say 'items'!?" Sam asked.
"YES. Because if I say guns I can only pull guns out of my ass in the next few posts. When I say items, I can pull ANYTHING out of there. ANYTHING." Sho explained.
"That was needlessly graphic..." Xandus mumbled looking through a pile of fucking huge swords to dual wield with his fucking huge sword.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Come on Candyhead lets get you a new sword" says Chell grabbing a Green Lantern Power Battery
"Hell Yeah" says Grimm grabbing a new sword, merging it with his old sword.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac walked up behind Chell and tapped his shoulder. "What's going on?"

 

[Sam G]

Sam pulled himself to his feet and staggered over to Isaac. "What ho, Zack. Basically, Shrike and a Yoshi are trying to kill Corporate Man and become the ultimate villains, the Villains (plus Bill Gates) are trying to kill them, and I'm tagging along 'cause I have nothing better to do. Oh, and Chell's a girl." His explanation suitably concluded, Sam limped over to Sho to make fun of him. "Hah! You have to "stock up on items"! I'm a walking trenchcoat! I am items!" Sam unzipped his bag and turned it upside-down, and nothing came out. Confused, Sam turned the bag the right way up, stuck his hand inside...

And felt the bottom.

"What... the hell...?" Sam mumbled. He glanced around and recalled where he was. "Oh, yeah... Gates has that anti-god-moding field thing up, which expands to trenchcoating, which is... my only power..." As realization struck Sam, his hair and clothes seemed to darken, whilst his skin paled. Black patches appeared around his eyes, and his smile just... vanished.

The newly-refurbished Emo Sam slumped to the ground in a heap. "My life is an endless pit of despair..." He reached into his bag for a razor-blade, but of course found nothing, and instead settled for banging his head against a wall over and over again.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Anti-god modding? Bill Gates?! THE?! COUNT ME IN!" Isaac tried to use his psynergy, nothing happens. "Huh? HNNNNNGGGHH!!! My psynergy!" Suddenly sounds like Darrth Vader. "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell holds up her Lantern Battery, and says

"In brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"
Her Green Lantern outfit reappears on her.
Green Lantern Chell, from Portal, turns to Issac, "back in a jiffy, Big Brother"

Chell walk over to Emo Sam, and slaps him. "Don't be Emo."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Alright, hurry back." Isaac says. He takes out his sword and cuts a rock in half. "Awesome, I can still do that."

 

[BoosterGold]

After slapping Emo Sam, Chell bounces back to Isaac, "Are you the guy on the TV show with the island? I love that show." shouts Chell.

 

[Sam G]

Sam rubbed his cheek and sulked. "I deserve to be slapped. I'm such a useless failure... my dad never loved me..." Sam picked up the lead pipe lying on the ground that he'd use as a weapon for the rest of this arc and started bonking himself with it, over and over.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Tv show? Island? Oh, the island! Yeah."

Spoiler: Booster

I didn't know that the Survivor RP has been followed? Except by one dude.

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Fury

Its a good read, I have been with it since the end of July.

"YAY!" she says hugging Issac.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Booster

XD So you know of all our filler? Who's your favorite character?
Isaac: *Espers* *Has already used four Venus Djinni. Has Judgment ready to go*

"..." Isaac sat there. "Nice to meet a fan." He hugs her back.

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Fury

Booster: Issac definitely Issac.
Kyle Rayner: I swore you said that you liked Breen the most.
Booster: Shut it Rayner
Chell: Hiya Kyle, I always like Vanessa's Kitty the most
Kyle:Chell that was a prop not a character.
Chell: oh then Definitely Dante, or Morrigan
Booster: Well I like Issac and Vanessa...Kyle how did you get here from Green Lantern's Light anyway?
Kyle: I don't really know?
Kyle, Chell, Booster: Hi Fury