The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[ajb924]

"FOIL, First Outer Inner Last!!! That orm wasn't just minding it's buisness and eating when it swallowed us..." Sho said
"Whats that mean?" Splazor asked
"So Zetta Slow! It means someone s out to get us and they're going to try and kill us with giant worms!" Sho yelled

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hmmm....giant worms trying to kill us, possible sent by some unkown enemy?" Ram murmered.
"Unkown Enemy my hair ass! I know just who did it!" MasterKitty cried, and began leading the group to a nearby Nexus.

"Yo, Maddawg, what gives? Sending a worms to do a man's (or other talking creature/being's) job?" Master Kitty demanded, jumping on Maddawgs desk and getting an inch from his face.

"What the-How the hell did you get in here?" Maddawg demanded.
"All-Access, baby." MasterKitty purred, showing off his Nexus-employee card. "Good for access all around the Nexus and 10% discount in the Locust General Mart."

 

[Daye.04]

"You remember what happened last time you guys came bursting into my office, right?" Master KItty backed away for a second "Yeah ... And you almsot di- allright, you got out rather easily. But not this time - for I have been expecting you." with a push of a button, the glass between the heroes and Maddawg fell down once again. But since Master Kitty weren't with his friends, he weren't trapped on that side "Becky - find out who's throwing big worms around. Pay this person a small fee as an appreciation. Possibly hire him .. Or her"

 

[The_Chief]

"uhh what the hell? do you guys have a play house or something? im bored." splazor cat said.

 

[world_of_dragons]

(Samurai)Huey took a seat on the floor and went about polishing his sword. But despite the busy concentration his task required, the young swordsman spared the man at the desk a glance or two.

"Why are you bothering us? I don't remember antagonizing you" Hey stated in casual tones.

"Well of course you don't, kid!" Ram interjected. "You've only been around what, a few days?"

"Touche..." (Samurai)Huey quipped as he inspected the polished blade.

 

[Shapsters]

[I am going to assume I am trapped with Maddawg]

"Hello old friend, alone again are we? Would you like to perhaps team up again. This hero busy is a little too goody two shoes for my liking." Master Kitty stuck out his paw, "So, whaddya say?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg took a sercret exit and locked the door behind him. "Assholes barge into MY city. Some guards are about to be fired." He marched into the seince ward of Nexus and was looking for Gordon. "GORDON COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" "Gordon is not here." Said a unknown female voice. "Who are you?" "I am Greta Slavewoman." Maddawg stared at Greta and looked on her desk to find a potion and a copy of Dr.Jekkel and Mr.Hyde. "*Sigh* Gordon what have I told you about trying to copy Science Fiction. It dosen't work. Now I want you to open the cage to "The Weapon" and send it after Master Kitty and don't come see me until you revert back."

 

[Daye.04]

All of a sudden Master Kitty bursted out dancing on the desk "Dude. What the factor are you doing?" Sho asked.
"I'm dancing, can't you see?" Master Kitty replied while continueing his dance "We can see that, Kitty - but why?" Ram asked "You've heard about 'Dance Dance Kitty Revolution', right? Yeah, well I'm upping it to 'Dance Master Kitty Revolution'!" Master Kitty said with a huge grind"
"Uuh .. You know you'll need someone other than us to see you, right?" That made Master Kitty stop dancing. "god damnit. I'll just wear this awsome 'new 'yorker' hat instead, then" Master Kitty said while putting on his new hat

"Bwah!" Splazor Cat rushed forward, making his house-of-random-items fall. "Cat! Hat! Awsome! Yes! That that, *****!" Splazor said celebrating "Ah, you're getting it back, Splazor .. Well done" Ram said reassuring

*smack*! Master Kitty was wacked over the head.
"Daye!" Ram turned to the Dayes "[color=3F0548]Not us! We're on this side![/color]"
"Why did you do that?" Master Kitty said, turning towards where the smack came from "I am supposed to eliminate you" the smacker said. "Where are you? And more importanly - who?" Master Kitty asked looking around "I am the one/thing called 'the weapon'" Master Kitty still looking around said "Why can't we see you? Why are you invisible?"
"Well ... It's a short story" Ram looked at his friends "Then why don't you tell us?" "Oh! Uh .. Sure .. You see, my GM doesn't know what this 'the weapon' is. And therefor does not take the chance make stupid assumptions. And besides - he is also awsome enough to make a placehold before posting thus making sure he does not get ninja'd"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Well, this could of gone better." Ram whined, stomping around the little office. "What exactly are we going to do now, I ask you?"
Suddenly, the whole room shook violently. "Jeez, Samii. I told you not to get that burritto."
"Uhh, sweety, that wasn't me."
Ram gave the cow a dubious look.
"Okay, not all of it was me." she said with a condensending look.
"Well, then what was some of that rumbling?" Ram demanded.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

All of a sudden Master Kitty bursted out dancing on the desk "Dude. What the factor are you doing?" Sho asked.
"I'm dancing, can't you see?" Master Kitty replied while continueing his dance "We can see that, Kitty - but why?" Ram asked "You've heard about 'Dance Dance Kitty Revolution', right? Yeah, well I'm upping it to 'Dance Master Kitty Revolution'!" Master Kitty said with a huge grind"
"Uuh .. You know you'll need someone other than us to see you, right?" That made Master Kitty stop dancing. "god damnit. I'll just wear this awsome 'new 'yorker' hat instead, then" Master Kitty said while putting on his new hat

"Bwah!" Splazor Cat rushed forward, making his house-of-random-items fall. "Cat! Hat! Awsome! Yes! That that, *****!" Splazor said celebrating "Ah, you're getting it back, Splazor .. Well done" Ram said reassuring

*smack*! Master Kitty was wacked over the head.
"Daye!" Ram turned to the Dayes "[color=3F0548]Not us! We're on this side![/color]"
"Why did you do that?" Master Kitty said, turning towards where the smack came from "I am supposed to eliminate you" the smacker said. "Where are you? And more importanly - who?" Master Kitty asked looking around "I am the one/thing called 'the weapon'" Master Kitty still looking around said "Why can't we see you? Why are you invisible?"
"Well ... It's a short story" Ram looked at his friends "Then why don't you tell us?" "Oh! Uh .. Sure .. You see, my GM doesn't know what this 'the weapon' is. And therefor does not take the chance make stupid assumptions. And besides - he is also awsome enough to make a placehold before posting thus making sure he does not get ninja'd"

(*facepalm.* Shit! I thought that Master Kitty was free and was currentlt running around Nexus. Well now I will need to figure out how on earth I'm suppose to fix this.man my Mind has been in a diffrent world since my birthday.)

The loud rumbling soon stopped and the glass prison was destroyed. "But I don't want to tell you in here.Why don't you come outside where it is a lot more...pleasent." The heroes with no other options,followed the Weapons instructions. They found themselves in a courtyard with a large foutain in the center. "Alright were here now what do you want." Shouted the Ram "Oh it is not you I want it is your friend Master Kitty." "Why do you want me!" replied the Cat that was recently wearing a hat. "Simple. You were chosen as a member of Locust inc. Once your a member your a member till your death. Becuase of your actions against us you are no longer wanted here." with that the weapon swooped in and reaveled itself as a giant hydra like Dragon. "Consider this as a permeant suspension!"

Kinda like this [http://www.freewebs.com/kennara/05chdr.jpg]

 

[Ramthundar]

"Jumping Juniper of Jumbaly!" cried Ram, dodging a fireball. "This is a real fine mess we've gotten into."
"We? More like Master Kitty's mess!" Splazor Cat said, dodging a talon from the hydra-Dragon.
"Me? I didn't think he'd have a freaken Dragon-hydra!" Master Kitty shouted, shooting his Kitty Gun at the Hydra-Dragon.
"So Zetta slow. He's the main villain, what you'd think he'd have? A dancing Rat with Hat?" Sho snidely said, blocking another fire-ball with his noise-powers.
"Heh...Rat.Hat."
"Yes, Splazor Cat, it's very witty. Now get to charging your lazors!" Ram shouted, charging at the Dragon-Hydra and doing a jump-headbutt on it's lower legs.
The battle raged on, neither opponent gaining ground.

 

[The_Chief]

"to many lazors are giving me a cold sore! cant we just run or something?" spalzor cat said while trying to blast the hydra with lazors."actually, im gunna try to ride this mofo! FWAH!!!!!!" and with that he shot a lazor towards the ground, sending him straight up into the air.

 

[Shapsters]

Master Kitty saw Splazor Cat fly into the air, he crashed into the ceiling and fell back down.

"Pah! You are so pathetic!"

Master Kitty pulled out his energy sword as he ran toward the hydra. He jumped onto the beasts tail and pulled himself up. The mighty hydra flew his tail through the air in an attempt to throw Master Kitty off.

"You shall not defeat me foul beast!!" he yelled climbing up the beasts scales, "I shall be the victor!!"

The beast jumped up and down, flinging his back around. Master Kitty almost flew off but managed to hold on. He climbed up the rest of the beast and on to the head, he flicked the energy sword and engaged the beast.

"Die fiend, you shall not defeat me!!" he roared as he swung the sword around his head, round and round the sword went. He let out a final roar and thrust the sword into the Hydra's head.

Roaring in pain, the beast flung its head. Master Kitty soared off and landed neatly on the ground. The Hydra continued to roar in pain, it stumbled around the huge room and bumped into the wall. It gave a final roar and collapsed on the ground, the dust settled and Master Kitty had his hands on his hips.

"Thats how you kill a hydra bitches!"

 

[The_Chief]

"fwah!" splazor cat said while shooting master kitty. "dont make fun of me."

 

[world_of_dragons]

During the whole fiasco (Samurai)Huey had been smacked on the head and knocked out.

"What happened?" He queried dizzily.

"In short: Plazor cat tried to ride the Hydra Dragon but failed, then Master Kitty stabbed the hell out of it."

"Good..." Without much else of a word, (Samurai)Huey went to the hydra's corpse and proceed to remove one of its large fangs

"What's that for?" Asks Master Kitty

"You'll see"

 

[ajb924]

"Hey... We should cook abd eat this bastard! I'm hungry as hell, and eating a dragon should give you strength right?" Sho asked
The group looks at him questioningly.
"I'm hungry and I'm gonna eat it, you all can do whatever... Noise No. 98: Flare" and with that sho put his palm to the hydra for a few minutes and it was cooked. He sat down and began to eat.

Spoiler: Info for world...

Bush is gone, shapsters is master kitty now

 

[Shapsters]

"Damn! I like you!" said Master Kitty, patting Sho on the back, "I am hungry as shit!"

Master Kitty opened his visor and began shovving his face,

"MMmm, thats some good shit!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Maddawg sat on a nearby balcony and began to clap before the heroes. "An excellent attempt but I wouldn't be so happy and hungry." Sho picked up his fork and attemtped to grab a piece of the cooked hydra dragon but when she did it crawled away. "What the?" Soon all the pieces of the Hydra crawled back to the body even the ones that were recently swallowed which crawled out of the very mouths that ate them.The pieces began to fix itself. Soon the Hydra was back together again. It shook around a bit to shake of the new coat of skin it had gained from being deepfried. It roared loudly and stared coldly at MasterKitty. "You have heard of weapon X AKA Wolverine. Meet Weapon L AKA Hydra! He makes Wolverine look like a small puppy." "This isn't fair how are we suppose to beat a guy who regenrate himself?" Said Master Kitty. "Why don't we try cutting it's head off?" said Splazor Cat. "Eh what have we got to lose." and Sho sent a large sound wave that cut throught the air and the Hydra. It's head fell off without any trouble and the body fell once again. "Well that we easy." The Body of the Hydra began to shake uncontrollbly and then 3 more heads appeared where the last one stood. "You have got to be kidding me."

Spoiler: Boom!

Greek Mytholgy mixed with a little comic book flair. Add self regenration and we have a Awsome bad guy.

 

[Shapsters]

"Well screw this! I'm getting the piss hell out of here!" Master Kitty yelled as he took out his RPG, "I'm not fighting this thing!"

He blew a hole in the wall and ran out.

"Good luck suckers!"

Spoiler: Master Kitty is going to plot

I am going to start and actual story.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Well screw this! I'm getting the piss hell out of here!" Master Kitty yelled as he took out his RPG, "I'm not fighting this thing!"

He blew a hole in the wall and ran out.

"Good luck suckers!"

Spoiler: Master Kitty is going to plot

I am going to start and actual story.

Spoiler: I knew it.

There is no real way to beat this thing so I was going to make a hilarous post about him turning on me and trying to kill Maddawg but since you left I will just shrink him and keep him as a small pet.