The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Hmmm... The moon? Interesting... And large monsters... Sounds like you've been up to a lot, ugh, I shudder to think what will happen back at the manor now that I'm gone too, lord knows Ojou-Sama will probably have Koakuma guard the gate next, or Patchouli." Sakuya shook her head at the thought of a minor familiar or an anemic cripple guarding the gate."And without me she'll have to rely on those fairies... And they're... Oh Merde... And that thief will have near unlimited access to the mansion..." She checked the Luna-Dial again and sighed.
"S-Sakuya-san, I think they'll be alright... We can't just let the moon crash into the world and kill so many innocents... Plus, then Gensokyo won't have a moon. And I like the moon..." Meiling said, worried about what Sakuya would say in response.
Ryan pulled out a steam-punk Cellphone
"hello it's me, so are the factories running? are my unique weapons ready? excellent. I'll need the unique ones ready to be delvwered to me, and I want some commercial sent to me ASAP, I'm thinking the rifle series, Sun First aid kits, Also hows the Thunder Tank, excellent. get ready to drop them all at Villain-Con."
Ryan then rejoined his team of Villains
"Good news, an arms dealer has agreed to supply us with plenty of Weapons and Ammo.
"When will we get the shipment?"
"In half an hour, but we'll need to do some work the weapons require special handling."
"hello it's me, so are the factories running? are my unique weapons ready? excellent. I'll need the unique ones ready to be delvwered to me, and I want some commercial sent to me ASAP, I'm thinking the rifle series, Sun First aid kits, Also hows the Thunder Tank, excellent. get ready to drop them all at Villain-Con."
Ryan then rejoined his team of Villains
"Good news, an arms dealer has agreed to supply us with plenty of Weapons and Ammo.
"When will we get the shipment?"
"In half an hour, but we'll need to do some work the weapons require special handling."
"Killing innocents? Bah... What do I care of the innocents... Let them die." Sakuya said coldly but not too certain of those words as she was simply bluffing."And the moon can be substituted, remember the unending night incident?" She said fondly remembering the time she fought against the Eientei faction."Our Mistress and the Mansion are all that concern me... But... Ugh... This won't do... Fine, I shall, as your superior, Support you in this instance." She said reluctantly smiling as she sighed and rested one hand on her hip and the other on the hilt of her blade.
"I remember the incident, yes. But that moon was just temporary. Our mistress still needs the moon to increase her powers in the night. And, plus, without the moon, everything gets fucked over with the tides..." Meiling said. She smiled,, very very weakly. "Then I guess we're going to stop the moon together with these guys?"
"Hmm... Fair points... I suppose you are correct. Ojou-sama would have probably wanted me to aid you in this endeavor anyway..." Sakuya nodded trying to convince herself that she should go along with it. "They are none of my concern. You are the only reason I am even considering this... Quest. And if anyone stands in my way, or obstructs the will of Our Mistress I will deal with them accordingly." She said twirling the knife in her hand.
Oh Meiling, just what have you gotten me involved with....?
Oh Meiling, just what have you gotten me involved with....?
Meiling managed to straighten her back and nod. "Right. Now, we should probably look in on everyone else in that... Villain... Con.... Place... Or whatever it is..." She looked over at the Villain con, the unconscious bodies of guards. Then something made it's way into her head. Something weird. "Okay, we should go in there..." She said. She was hungry. She was a Youkai. and there were unconscious humans on the ground.
Dinner time.
Dinner time.
"Right... Good plan." Sakuya said as she begin to walk forward as she turned to Meiling."Ia something the matter?" She asked slightly concerned as she noticed Meiling eying the bodies as she continued moving forward.
Meiling looked to Sakuya and shook her head. "Mmm mmm. Nothing's wrong." She said. As they continued forward, Meiling cut off from Sakuya once they passed the bodies and quietly turned around. she went to one of the guards, which Deadpool had killed, and grabbed his left ankle with both hands. She put her leg on his back and yanked hard, slowly tearing his entire leg off. "Yeeeeessssszzzzzz..." She said, quietly. She held the leg to her body and looked both ways. Then she tore the clothing off the leg and began eating it, raw, like a chicken leg.
Sakuya noticed Meiling was no longer next to her, as she turned and heard the sound of tearing flesh and Saw Meiling eating a guard's leg."Oh, were you hungry, eh, well finish up your meal and meet me inside, alright?" Sakuya said without a hint of nervousness or disgust, the only thing noticeable difference was her tone of voice and the fact that she was speaking slightly faster and not tormenting Meiling, as she continued forward.
HOLY HELL....She's eating HIM. I mean I should have expected that, and it's only slightly worse than Ojou-Sama's eating habbits...BUT HELL. THAT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN NEVER GET USED TO I MEAN SHE'S EATING HIM. WAT. THE. FACK. Oh well, it can't be helped.
HOLY HELL....She's eating HIM. I mean I should have expected that, and it's only slightly worse than Ojou-Sama's eating habbits...BUT HELL. THAT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN NEVER GET USED TO I MEAN SHE'S EATING HIM. WAT. THE. FACK. Oh well, it can't be helped.
Meiling looked at her and waited a few seconds, before she nodded. "...Mhm!" Then she swallowed the leg that was in her mouth and continued eating.
Out in the car park, Maddawg, Sho, Grimm, Alice, Chell, Captain Sky, Doctor Horrible and Gordon Freeman looked at their wrecked car. "GODDAMNIT GRIMM!" Maddawg screamed as he started punching the everloving crap out of Grimm. "I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THE CAR AND MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T GET STOLEN! SO, YOU LET IT GET CRUSHED INSTEAD!"
Sho looked at the car in sadness. "Now how are we going to get back? I'm not walking, thats so zetta slow...."
"I WILL SUMMON MY REAVERS! DAMMIT GRIMM!" Maddawg shouted as he continued to beat up Grimm. He stopped for only a second to whistle, and 4 reavers appeared out of the sky, landing in front of them. "Everybody on! Grimm, you're with me." Maddawg said, menace clear in his eyes. "I'm sick of all this crap. We are going on a vacation! A vacation until our posters get back! And yes, I am breaking the fourth wall here, but DAMMIT!"
And so, Maddawg and his Villains flew off into the sunset for a well earned vacation.
Meanwhile, on the Plains of the American Mid-West...
A gold Elite commander walked up to Half-Jaw. "Shipmaster, our forces are deployed fully. e have dectected a large army heading towards us from the east, it is roughly Corps size. It is an unorganised mess of troops, with no armour or air support. They have some light transports, but they will be no match for our army."
Half-Jaw responded to his subordinate. "Then we shall defeat them and take this planet for our own. Are you sure that is all the resistance this planet can offer? They have many military installations...."
"No shipmaster, this world's military seem to be undeployed, but also uninterested. I have heard of a 'United Nations' that is stopping all deployment of military forces. I do not know why."
"Worry not then, for we shall win the battle here and then move on to the next challenge. Inform me when the battle is ready to begin." Half-Jaw ordered, then he turned back to his personal quarters in the Mobile HQ.
Sho looked at the car in sadness. "Now how are we going to get back? I'm not walking, thats so zetta slow...."
"I WILL SUMMON MY REAVERS! DAMMIT GRIMM!" Maddawg shouted as he continued to beat up Grimm. He stopped for only a second to whistle, and 4 reavers appeared out of the sky, landing in front of them. "Everybody on! Grimm, you're with me." Maddawg said, menace clear in his eyes. "I'm sick of all this crap. We are going on a vacation! A vacation until our posters get back! And yes, I am breaking the fourth wall here, but DAMMIT!"
And so, Maddawg and his Villains flew off into the sunset for a well earned vacation.
Meanwhile, on the Plains of the American Mid-West...
A gold Elite commander walked up to Half-Jaw. "Shipmaster, our forces are deployed fully. e have dectected a large army heading towards us from the east, it is roughly Corps size. It is an unorganised mess of troops, with no armour or air support. They have some light transports, but they will be no match for our army."
Half-Jaw responded to his subordinate. "Then we shall defeat them and take this planet for our own. Are you sure that is all the resistance this planet can offer? They have many military installations...."
"No shipmaster, this world's military seem to be undeployed, but also uninterested. I have heard of a 'United Nations' that is stopping all deployment of military forces. I do not know why."
"Worry not then, for we shall win the battle here and then move on to the next challenge. Inform me when the battle is ready to begin." Half-Jaw ordered, then he turned back to his personal quarters in the Mobile HQ.
Ryan just stared as the villains went without him well the aliens wanted a fight and he loved giving people a fight.
Ryan had his own transport a steam punk airship,
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but with many modern abilities like advanced communications, a working kitchen and even had an entertainment center.
Ryan entered the ship, turned on the auto pilot( a steam bot which served as pilot) and tried to give Maddawg a call.
"Maddawg the weapons are in my airship, I'm going to try and pick you guys up, I got plenty of guns to hoot the aliens with besides I'm pretty sure they won't last against our combined efforts." The airship was now in flight it was speeding towards the battle field of course he knew The villains didn't want to get involved but earth's resources were for him to steal, a contact had placed a large supply of weapons on the ship.
"Hey heroes If you don't want earth to get it's energies exhausted by exotic extraterrestrials, I suggest you arrive at the coordinates I'm sending you. Though I do plan on taking any technology I find and keep it to myself. consider it my fee."
Ryan had his own transport a steam punk airship,
[spoiler/][img/] http://fantasyartdesign.com/free-wallpapers/imgs/new/44AirShipView2a.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
but with many modern abilities like advanced communications, a working kitchen and even had an entertainment center.
Ryan entered the ship, turned on the auto pilot( a steam bot which served as pilot) and tried to give Maddawg a call.
"Maddawg the weapons are in my airship, I'm going to try and pick you guys up, I got plenty of guns to hoot the aliens with besides I'm pretty sure they won't last against our combined efforts." The airship was now in flight it was speeding towards the battle field of course he knew The villains didn't want to get involved but earth's resources were for him to steal, a contact had placed a large supply of weapons on the ship.
"Hey heroes If you don't want earth to get it's energies exhausted by exotic extraterrestrials, I suggest you arrive at the coordinates I'm sending you. Though I do plan on taking any technology I find and keep it to myself. consider it my fee."
"SHRIKEY!! COME PLAY WITH ME" Said Moxxi leaning over and onto the Shrike as he watched in horror as Meiling ate a human corpse.
"Sh-Shrikey?? Since when was I shrikey?" Said the Shrike snapping out of watching Meiling rip off the next leg.
"Ya know you're a real buzz kill, I'm leaving you and going back to my Underdrome at least there I have people fawn over me!"
"Oh, uh, okay" Said the Shrike going back to watch Meiling finish off the second leg. "Meiling, umm Sakuya? Was it? I got a plan on how to get to the moon!" he paused for affect "We go to the Stratosphere tower is right under the moon and it has a elevator, we ride the elevator to the top then....????... Profit!"
"Sh-Shrikey?? Since when was I shrikey?" Said the Shrike snapping out of watching Meiling rip off the next leg.
"Ya know you're a real buzz kill, I'm leaving you and going back to my Underdrome at least there I have people fawn over me!"
"Oh, uh, okay" Said the Shrike going back to watch Meiling finish off the second leg. "Meiling, umm Sakuya? Was it? I got a plan on how to get to the moon!" he paused for affect "We go to the Stratosphere tower is right under the moon and it has a elevator, we ride the elevator to the top then....????... Profit!"
Sakuya turned to face the Shrike."Yes, my name is Sakuya, and you are?" She asked before acknowledging the plan."Well... I'm all for it, and I have nothing else to do anyway." She hesitantly looked at Meiling who was still eating."...You almost done? What do you think?" Sakuya asked trying not to look directly at her.
...Well, at least she isn't crunching on the bones... I honestly don't think I could take that. Goddamn, Youkai are disturbing sometimes.
...Well, at least she isn't crunching on the bones... I honestly don't think I could take that. Goddamn, Youkai are disturbing sometimes.
"Oh my apologies madam" He cleared his throat and stood up straight, dusting dirt off of his suit. "My name is The Shrike, pleased to meet you" he reached out his hand for a hand shake. Before Sakuya could reach out to shake his hand she watched the Shrike transform from his 6 foot tall human in a blue suit into an 8 foot tall monstrosity of metal and razor wire. But the Shrike was back into his human form in a second.
Deadpool walked out, his hands on the back of his head, wearing a sombrero, holding a maraca in one hand, and a half eaten chimichanga in the other, "Mmmm, do I love me some chimichangas....So, what are we gonna be doing about the freaky ass moon?" Deadpool asked. The Shrike informed Deadpool of the plan he had. Deadpool just had one question, "Can I run into the tower screaming at the top of my lungs, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-" Deadpool went on,
"Deadpool you-" Shrike started, cut off by "IIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
"Deadpool, you ca-" He was, once again, cut off by "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
"..." The Shrike waited a bit, "So, are you done?"
"Yep."
"No more?"
"Nope."
"Alright. You can." Shrike said.
"YIPPEE!!!!" Deadpool shouted gleefully.
"Deadpool you-" Shrike started, cut off by "IIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
"Deadpool, you ca-" He was, once again, cut off by "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
"..." The Shrike waited a bit, "So, are you done?"
"Yep."
"No more?"
"Nope."
"Alright. You can." Shrike said.
"YIPPEE!!!!" Deadpool shouted gleefully.
Sakuya was a bit confused at what she had witnessed but she was used to seeing things above the ordinary."It's a pleasure to meet you." She said shaking his hand once he was back in human form."If it's not a bother... Could you explain what just happened?" She asked blinking as she did her best to not notice Deadpool, but her best just wasn't good enough.