The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[BloodyThoughts]

"Wait a second," Deadpool said, thinking. He didn't notice being grabbed by the Mask, "Masks the try to kill you...a Moon that eats you, looks creepy, and will crash into the earth...TEMPLES?!?! I think I've played something like this before..."

"Deadpool, can you-" Shrike started to say, but had to dodge a tentacle before he could resume talking, "Save the thoughts and theories for later, cause a tentacle has got you!"

"Huh? Really" Deadpool said, oblivious to this, "Oh god it does! This is bringing back bad, but soon happy memories of what Cable did to me that one time when I pissed him off. It felt bad, but then felt kinda good...kinda pleasurable..."

 

[Roamin11]

"Now is not the time for gay fan fic!" Said the Shrike, as he lashed out with his serrated arms, slicing through the tentacles of Majora.

Miss Glados (whom had just recently materialized) pulled her turret off her back and transformed it into Apertrue science assault rifle. She fired a three round burst directly at the mask. It reeled back and grabbed her, having her drop the assault rifle.

"OH YEAH NOW THIS SHOULD BE FUN!! (get that out of me!)" Said Deadpool straining to watch as Miss Glados was attacked by Majora.

"NO! I REFUSE TO LET THIS TENTACLE BEAST RAPE ANYONE ANY FURTHER!!" The Shrike activated fast time. The curling mist froze in place, the twitching tentacles became still, all but Sakuya stopped. "Oh... This is the first time I've actually stopped time and wasn't alone in the stillness....." he walked over to where Deadpool was suspended and cut him free as well as Miss Glados.

"Will you do the honours and stab this demon in the face"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya grinned and nodded."With pleasure." She said, also not used to having someone else moving about when the world was so still, she quickly walked over to the mask, as she drew her sword, pulled it back swiftly and as she gave a quick exhale and attempted to stab the mask with her short sword.

Huh...Today has been different... Not bad, but... Heh, I might not punish China so severely for a while if following her around leads to things like this.... Will this really end the mask though? I get the feeling there's more to this thing.

Spoiler: Probably Relevant.

Hero of Time.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Curly and the freed prisoners were currently in shock.

"We're on the moon?" said The Operative.

"Yes we are" said Roger Waters "Specifically the dark side."

"Why is Pink Floyd here again?" asked Gene.

"We are here to act as a plot devise so we can stop Isaac's posts from becoming disconnected from current developments." said David Gilmour.

"So," said Ivan "there is a mouth on the other side of the moon?"

"And we have to go inside it" said Paul.

"And there is a massive fight going on inside" said Quote.

"That's correct" said Roger.

The massed group of villains and anti-heroes mused on this for a moment.

Curly turned and faced the freed prisoners. Curly cleared her throat. 4,000 faces looked back at her.

"Fiends, rogues, chaotic forces; lend me your ears!" she shouted. "It has come to our attention that we are on the moon! However, we are not alone! As I speak a small group of heroes is fighting against a powerful force that wishes to destroy our collective worlds. They are good, but they are not good enough. It is up to us to finish what they have begun!" Curly noted the lack of interest from most of the prisoners. "I'll put it this way; DO YOU WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING?"

"YEAH" roared the mass of prisoners.

"DO YOU WANT TO DO IT NOW?"

"HELL YEAH" came the roar.

"THEN LETS GOOOOO!" said Curly.

Curly and Quote led the charge out of the cell block an across the lunar plains. Soon they came to a mouth. They jumped down it.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meiling, before Sakuya and the Shrike stopped time, was standing in the back, laughing triumphantly. She pointed to Majora's Mask and her Draconic eyes shined brilliantly with a burning, green fire. Not Sea foam green, normal green. "I've finally found you Taisui Xingjun! Haha! You thought your little minions could stop ME?!... I MEAN US?! HAHA!" She pounded her other fist onto her chest, above her breast, and clenched it tightly. You could hear the flesh tightening, kind of like a glove. She ignored any of the tentacles that wrapped themselves around her. they would not be able to take her down right now. "All the people down there on the Earth have lives, you know. Hopes and dreams! They struggle through the constant challenges of the everyday so that they may have the chance to conquer the world and achieve those dreams! And We're no different! Right now.... Right now My dream is to kill you and take the glory and the fame that comes with killing the most Powerful Youkai in existence! SO WE FIGHT! We fight for Honour! We fight for Justice! We fight for Freedom! We fight for the Fame and the Glory! We fight so that the moon may hang in the sky, a deep scarlet, and Ojou-sama and Imoto-sama may take it's power! But most of all... WE FIGHT FOR-"

"CHIMICHANGAS!" Deadpool interrupted, deciding to get in on it and steal the thunder.

Meiling stopped all movement for about 7 seconds, in that time, an aura of such anger floated off her, that the tentacles "Shrieked" and came off of her. Her neck creaked as she looked at Deadpool. Her right eye twitched as the fire went from green, to greenish black-red. "..."

"...I'm going to get kicked now, Aren't I?" Deadpool said.

Meiling responded by Running to him, almost unnaturally quickly, and preparing to execute the most powerful roundhouse kick she could muster. Just as her foot was about to slam into Deadpool's head and explode with her multicolored anger, the Shrike stopped time.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Deadpool's head regenerated, "Meiling, if you explode my head, will I not just regenerate?" He asked.

"I'll take what little satisfaction I can get..." She said.

"Hey!" Deadpool...said, "That's just what Rorschach said! Anyway, you do know, to, that the mask isn't the last enemy we have to fight? There's 1 or two more, if I recall correctly."

"What!?" Meiling shouted, "No way! Are you saying this WASN'T the Taisui Xingjun?!?"

"Yep. Because that's not it's name, either. It is actually-" He was cut off by Meiling.

"BLASPHEMY!" She shouted, before trying to round house kick Deadpool and make his head explode. He dodged, and teleported behind her.

"I'm not lying! I swear! I've played a game that plays out exactly like this! It's name, is actually Majora. And we killed part of it. We killed, well, it's mask."

 

[Orinon]

the mask however wasn't done, two legs, two arms and a horned head shot out of it's body. the creature was fairly thin
it let out a high pitched squeak. Majora then began wandering around the room, muttering and laughing to itself.
"Told you we weren't done." stated the Shrike.
Majora continued to giggle.
"um is it going to hurt us, or is it just going to wander around?" asked Sakuya
"Oh right Majora's incarnation doesn't really hurt the player it just dances around, but we still have to kill it.

Spoiler: OOC

To Fury
Considering you've spent the most time with him, I give control over Mammon/Viper to you, You've probably seen enough to get a sense of his character. But with Ryan I can't really play both a heroic character and a villainous one makes it be unbalanced.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Fearne recounted the recent events to Alice and Chell.

"And that's what happened," she finished.

"So you're telling me that Sam was here and then Death threw him in the afterlife and asked to take care of you but you denied him in favor of Maddawg?" asked Alice.

"Alice, that is literally almost the exact same thing she just told you," said Maddawg with a groan.

"I know, I know, I just needed to get it fresh in my mind. Hey who's that?"

Isaac strolled up to Fearne's stand to snag a few T-shirts.

"You don't look much like a villain, are you lost?" she asked.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Hope

YUNG ALUS IS YER AVATAR.

Spoiler: Orinon

YAWS.

Meiling refused to believe that this was not the Taisui Xingjun. She had it basically burned into her mind that this was it. She pounded her fists together as the mask made the disturbing transformation into it's most disturbing form. She watched it as it started doing the Moonwalk as it ran like some kind of Cheetah thing. "Emmm... Should we just shoot it, Sakuya-san?" Meiling asked.

Sakuya was as confused as her. "Yeah, sure. Let's shoot it." And so, Majora's incarnation was assaulted with a hellfire of Knives and Rainbow bullets, dodging them as it ran and did the moonwalk, just to mock them.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Alright. I shall prove this to you AFTER we win!" Deadpool swore, "Now, MOVE ASIDE YOU TWO. I Have a SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME ATTACK that will ASSURE us victory!"

Spoiler: GRRR

Short posts are SHORT.

 

[Lambi]

Flandre looked around and saw no one around her. "Is...is no one here with me? Where is everyone?" She flew away from the moon, then turned towards it and flew at a high speed towards it, crashing through it and landing on Majora's Incarnation. "Ooo, a new toy~" She hugged Majora's Incarnation as tightly as she could. This resulted in it getting crushed to death. "Aww, the toy broke..."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Dammit!

*Sniff* I was gonna do something awesome...
*Sniff*

Also, when did the MOON become something weaker than a brick wall?

Deadpool twitched, "She- I was gonna- I- God-" He started madly twitching, "Calm yourself down Deadpool...Calm down, at least she's not killing Taco's or Chimichanga's...Then I'd have to go into a blind rage and murder everyone here, blow up this moon, and live my life in space only to soon crash land on Jupiter and then live there..."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

When Flandre decided to crash through it.

Meiling chuckled. "Nice hug, Imoto-sama!~" She looked at Deadpool with a smug look on her face. "Not so fun to have the thunder stolen from you, huh?"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Fury

I'm being serious here...

"Hey, Meiling, guess what?" Deadpool said.

"What?"

"SUPER SEXY ANIME POWER UP."

"...Wait... Wha-" Meiling said, before there was a huge blinding flash, and then Deadpool did a sexy pose, and then he was caught on fire, and the flames were pink, but you could still see him.

And then there was another blinding flash. And then he was standing on his health bar. Then he ripped it off and started beating the ever loving crap out of Meiling with it in a comedic fashion. Explosions were made. Big bold comic book letters came from the explosions. Deadpool was pissed.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

So am I.

"The ability to destroy anything and Everything" That should explain it.

Meiling picked herself up, once the attack was over, slowly. She had a few broken ribs and alot of bruises, but they weren't something she hadn't had before. At least it wasn't an arm or a leg. She could still fight. Thank god a Youkai's body is stronger than a human's... She thought. She wiped her mouth of blood and looked, angrily, at Deadpool. "If you make me unable to fight for this, I'll do to you what Zeus did to Prometheus..."

"Who did what to who now?" Deadpool said.

"...Bound you to a rock with magical chains and let a vulture eat your liver out everyday."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Fury

Yeah, but she didn't use her powers. She just crashed right through it.

Also, Bullets(Real bullets) and swords should hurt the same though :3

Deadpool quickly drew one of his katana, and thrust it towards Meiling's Neck. He stopped just short of scraping it, "Not that, okay? Okay." He drew back his katana and sheathed it, "Seriously, this is what you get for taking me for granted. Make me mad, and I will get fucking scary. That was NOTHING compared to what I could of and should've done, so, lets just say, I spared ya."

 

[Lambi]

Flandre stood up off of the corpse of Majora's Incarnation, then ripped the mask off. "This will make a nice souvenir." She placed it in a pocket somewhere and somehow, then turned to Meiling and Deadpool. "Don't hurt Meiling, you big meanie! Or...or I'll do the same to you as I did to that other toy!" She made sad puppy dog eyes and ran over to Meiling, standing in front of her.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: BT

I think it was implied that she used her powers? Ask Lambi.

Still, Youkai body. I'm pretty sure, being a 4000 year old Youkai martial Artist, you're pretty impervious to pain.

Meiling rolled her eyes. "Yeah, sure. Whatever. We're supposed to let you mock us and get off for free?"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sakuya appeared in front of Meiling and in a position where she could easily protect Flandre despite the chances of that being needed being very small."You mess with Hong, you mess with me too." Sakuya said sword in hand. "We all dealt with the fiend in a way, me, Shrike, China, you and the Mistress. That's all that matters. People are saved... I think. Unless that thing gets up again. But that's just a bit cliche, three form bad guys."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Fury

She's not to knives, so why would bullets or swords be any different? :3

"Okay, I did that once. To Frank, and he got over me making fun of him losing his legs pretty quickly." Deadpool said, "And do you expect me to let you blow up my head dozens of times, most of the time for no reason at all?" Deadpool almost ignored Flandre, "Kid, she's done a lot of horrible things to me, for no reason at all. Karma just went, and bit her in the ass. Not very hard, like it should have, but I'll take what I can get."