What the hell did you expect the rest of us to do when you just flew off and left us? Seriously... At least give us an entrance again...
The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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The skittering and random yelps of the Banelings soon gave way to terrified screams and explosions. Miss Glados and the Shrike looked at their wall, hoping it would hold against their onslaught. The wall never moved. The banelings shrieked and died against an unseen force. On the other side of the wall, Half-Jaw and the Arbiter stood side by side, pouring Plasma Rifle fire into the helpless Banelings. "Arbiter, these are like the Flood, but they die easier. What are they?" Half-Jaw asked.
"I don't know, just keep firing!" The Arbiter replied, shooting an advancing Baneling in the mouth. It exploded, starting a chain reaction all the way through the entire flock of Banelings. The Arbiter and Half-Jaw looked at each other, stunned. Then the wall caved in.
The Shrike and Miss Glados stood at the ready, weapons in hand as the dust settled. The Ouster kept watch from his tower, until a single blue bolt soared through the air, landing clean on his face. "What the hell?" Shrike said. The Ouster began to panic. "AHH! IT'S A BLUE SPIDER! GET IT OFF!"
He was cut short by a small BOOM. The Plasma grenade took his head clean off. The Arbiter and Half-Jaw stepped into the ruined fortress, plasma rifles raised. "We are looking for the one called Isaac. He must pay for the blood shed at the battle of VillanCon."
"I don't know, just keep firing!" The Arbiter replied, shooting an advancing Baneling in the mouth. It exploded, starting a chain reaction all the way through the entire flock of Banelings. The Arbiter and Half-Jaw looked at each other, stunned. Then the wall caved in.
The Shrike and Miss Glados stood at the ready, weapons in hand as the dust settled. The Ouster kept watch from his tower, until a single blue bolt soared through the air, landing clean on his face. "What the hell?" Shrike said. The Ouster began to panic. "AHH! IT'S A BLUE SPIDER! GET IT OFF!"
He was cut short by a small BOOM. The Plasma grenade took his head clean off. The Arbiter and Half-Jaw stepped into the ruined fortress, plasma rifles raised. "We are looking for the one called Isaac. He must pay for the blood shed at the battle of VillanCon."
Sorry man You've been here longer than I, so I just assumed you and the Genksho gal's were doing your own thing but if you want a entrcnce when I'm done dealing with Jakeman!...
The Shrike watched the Ouster fall, his black suit turned to sleek quick silver on chrome, he grew to eight feet tall and stared down Half-Jaw and The Arbiter. "I'LL RIP YOU FOR KILLING HIM!" The Shrike's disembodied voice roared down the tunnel towards them.
"Take it down!" The Arbiter and Half-Jaw opened fire on the Shrike, the plasma bolts hitting the Shrike's carapace burning tiny holes into the Shrike but not stopping the razor wire beast. Half-Jaw threw another plasma grenade the seconds before the plasma grenade stuck the Shrike disappeared and was now only a foot away from them, the sticky grenade had missed entirely.
"BREAK YOU!" The Shrike reached out with his four arms, grabbing both Half-Jaw and The Arbiter seizing them both with two serrated hands.
See, that's the problem. I can't do much because I cannot come up with any sort of thing we can do, and touhou didn't have alot of plot for Meiling, so I'm at a loss, and you just leaving uss right after the moon thing gave me, and I'm sure of most of everyeone else, ABSOLUTLY NOTHING TO DO.
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Both Half-Jaw and the Arbiter screamed out in pain as the Shrike's serrated arms bit into them. "YOU WILL PAY! IN BLOOD!" Shrike raged as he began to tear the two Elite's into shreds. The Arbiter managed to drop his plasma rifle and draw his energy sword, only for Shrike to knee him in the hand. Arbiter's sword fell to the floor, along with his hand. The Shrike was truly pissed off, and nothing would stop him. The Arbiter screamed louder, then was abruptly cut short by a single plasma bolt to the face. "Mercy, for the Great- ARRRGGGH! Journey is ours, not yours!" Half-Jaw cried out, finishing by activating his own energy sword through his heart. Half-Jaw slumped forward onto the Shrike's arms holding him up, his eye's empty and cold.
The Shrike tossed the two dead Elites to the sides, his eyes glowing red as he turned to Miss Glados. She was pale white from watching Shrike rage, and could only utter two words.
"Holy. Shit."
Shrike turned again and walked over to the body of the Ouster, to pay final respects to him.
<spoiler=OOC>I got bored of the Elites. I can't see them as bad guys, just misguided guys. So, they died. I'm gonna ask a question now. How you guys answer will determine who I choose next as my new character.
Do you guys want me to be the villan so that we can have a good vs evil thing again or do you guys just want to go along with making shit up as we go?
I'm going to be posting as often as possible to keep my mind off the real world, so I should be able to respond to most posts within an hour or two. Barring sleeping time. Thats my time, bitches. Cheers!
Both Half-Jaw and the Arbiter screamed out in pain as the Shrike's serrated arms bit into them. "YOU WILL PAY! IN BLOOD!" Shrike raged as he began to tear the two Elite's into shreds. The Arbiter managed to drop his plasma rifle and draw his energy sword, only for Shrike to knee him in the hand. Arbiter's sword fell to the floor, along with his hand. The Shrike was truly pissed off, and nothing would stop him. The Arbiter screamed louder, then was abruptly cut short by a single plasma bolt to the face. "Mercy, for the Great- ARRRGGGH! Journey is ours, not yours!" Half-Jaw cried out, finishing by activating his own energy sword through his heart. Half-Jaw slumped forward onto the Shrike's arms holding him up, his eye's empty and cold.
The Shrike tossed the two dead Elites to the sides, his eyes glowing red as he turned to Miss Glados. She was pale white from watching Shrike rage, and could only utter two words.
"Holy. Shit."
Shrike turned again and walked over to the body of the Ouster, to pay final respects to him.
<spoiler=OOC>I got bored of the Elites. I can't see them as bad guys, just misguided guys. So, they died. I'm gonna ask a question now. How you guys answer will determine who I choose next as my new character.
Do you guys want me to be the villan so that we can have a good vs evil thing again or do you guys just want to go along with making shit up as we go?
I'm going to be posting as often as possible to keep my mind off the real world, so I should be able to respond to most posts within an hour or two. Barring sleeping time. Thats my time, bitches. Cheers!
"He was the last one ya know?" Said the Shrike kneeling before the fallen Ouster, "the final remnant from a war, the last war between the Human's and the AI, the last solider... Well excluding me of course" he said draping a black sheet over the body and lowering it into the ground.
The Shrike stood at the foot of the makeshift grave; his eyes were like dying embers now.
"When the war ended you became a artefact, out of place in the world of peace you had fought to create, but you weren't able to enjoy in your creation. No, the ability to indulge in peace was robbed by the years of service, the generations of duty distilled in your blood line. But you weren't bitter, nor angry when the war was over, but you were neither filled with joy or relief, just silence. But now you rest, and the world you worked for unfortunately won't even notice you are gone, but I will, your comrades... will." The Shrike stood solemnly for a moment then stepped away from the grave letting the earth slide covering it. A unmarked grave for a unknown soldier.
The Shrike took on his human form once more. "IF ONLY SOMEONE CHERRY! ZANNY! AND BORDERLINE INSANE CAN COME AND SAVE US FROM THIS SOLEM MOOD!!" Yelled the Shrike his words echoing off the walls.
"Why'd you do that?" Asked Miss Glados walking over.
"Because in every cloud, has its Crazy Rainbow Kung Foo lining"
The Shrike stood at the foot of the makeshift grave; his eyes were like dying embers now.
"When the war ended you became a artefact, out of place in the world of peace you had fought to create, but you weren't able to enjoy in your creation. No, the ability to indulge in peace was robbed by the years of service, the generations of duty distilled in your blood line. But you weren't bitter, nor angry when the war was over, but you were neither filled with joy or relief, just silence. But now you rest, and the world you worked for unfortunately won't even notice you are gone, but I will, your comrades... will." The Shrike stood solemnly for a moment then stepped away from the grave letting the earth slide covering it. A unmarked grave for a unknown soldier.
The Shrike took on his human form once more. "IF ONLY SOMEONE CHERRY! ZANNY! AND BORDERLINE INSANE CAN COME AND SAVE US FROM THIS SOLEM MOOD!!" Yelled the Shrike his words echoing off the walls.
"Why'd you do that?" Asked Miss Glados walking over.
"Because in every cloud, has its Crazy Rainbow Kung Foo lining"
"Bloody feckin' hell..." Came the voice of an unusually cute Englishman, lost from his allies, "Where could they have buggered off to? ...AMERICA! FRANCE! RUSSIA! CHINA! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU WANKERS GO TO!?" He shouted, trying to get the attention of some of his comrades, "I've been searching for you for hours, and no sight of you, nor any friggin' noises! Gah..What's the bloody use? I've been doing the same damn thing for hours, and I haven't found them...I might as well find somewhere to rest, and hope that they find me...This is definitely one of those times that I will dread...If only I had a bunny that smelled and tasted minty and that can fly to cheer me up! 
" He tried calling out to something, "...I said, if only I have a bunny that smelled and tasted minty and that can fly to cheer me up! ..."
He waited for a few more minutes before giving up on that, and sighing, "No flying mint bunny either? Hell, this day will be crappy....it has been anyways..." It was clear that this person was having a really bad day. He quickly set up camp to get a little bit of rest.
[HEADING=1]Meanwhile...[/HEADING]
Deadpool was walking along, kinda just doing his own thing away from everyone else, whistling his theme tune from Marvel Vs Capcom 3. And then I stepped in to tell him some dire news.
"Yeah...You're fired." I said to Deadpool. He didn't really take the news too well.
"FIRED!? How the hell can you fire me?! I'm the star of this show!" He said, in his usual egotistical fashion, "THE PLAY CANNOT GO ON WITHOUT THE STAR! And why the hell would you fire me in the first place!? I'm the awesomest person here!"
"..."
"..."
There was an awkward silence between me and him. Before he finally said something, "...You cheating whore."
"WHAT?!"
"YOU FOUND SOMEONE ELSE, DIDN'T YOU!?" He shouted angrily at me.
"WELL...Maybe..Sort of...Kind of....Yes." I stuttered before finally owing up to it.
"I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IT'S NAME." Deadpool demanded, "IT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE PUSSY ANIME N MANGA CRAP. HOW COULD YOU?"
"It's name is Axis Powers - Hetalia. ANd because...I honestly think it is the one thing cooler than you." I admitted to him. Once again, he did not take this very well.
"COOLER THAN ME?!" He gasped. Then the rest of the world gasped. Then a few galaxies, "You son of a- i oughta- Grrrr!"
"I'm sorry, Pool! I'm really sorry!"
"Just...Just get me out of here. I can't stand to look at you," He demanded. I opened up a portal back to his comic book land, which he stepped in, and left. Then, I returned back to the safe lands of behind my PC...How was I typing this if I was talking to Deadpool? Ah, fuck it. No one will care. Soooooo....
[HEADING=1] BACK TO THE FUCK-ING LI-MEY.[/HEADING]
The Englishman set his Lee-Enfield against the tent outside, and walked in to lay down a rest. He let out a sigh, "Here's to hoping someone'll find me tomorrow..or at least I find America tomorrow...fucking wanker." He swore, before closing his eyes in an attempt to fall asleep.
" He tried calling out to something, "...I said, if only I have a bunny that smelled and tasted minty and that can fly to cheer me up! ..."He waited for a few more minutes before giving up on that, and sighing, "No flying mint bunny either? Hell, this day will be crappy....it has been anyways..." It was clear that this person was having a really bad day. He quickly set up camp to get a little bit of rest.
[HEADING=1]Meanwhile...[/HEADING]
Deadpool was walking along, kinda just doing his own thing away from everyone else, whistling his theme tune from Marvel Vs Capcom 3. And then I stepped in to tell him some dire news.
"Yeah...You're fired." I said to Deadpool. He didn't really take the news too well.
"FIRED!? How the hell can you fire me?! I'm the star of this show!" He said, in his usual egotistical fashion, "THE PLAY CANNOT GO ON WITHOUT THE STAR! And why the hell would you fire me in the first place!? I'm the awesomest person here!"
"..."
"..."
There was an awkward silence between me and him. Before he finally said something, "...You cheating whore."
"WHAT?!"
"YOU FOUND SOMEONE ELSE, DIDN'T YOU!?" He shouted angrily at me.
"WELL...Maybe..Sort of...Kind of....Yes." I stuttered before finally owing up to it.
"I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IT'S NAME." Deadpool demanded, "IT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE PUSSY ANIME N MANGA CRAP. HOW COULD YOU?"
"It's name is Axis Powers - Hetalia. ANd because...I honestly think it is the one thing cooler than you." I admitted to him. Once again, he did not take this very well.
"COOLER THAN ME?!" He gasped. Then the rest of the world gasped. Then a few galaxies, "You son of a- i oughta- Grrrr!"
"I'm sorry, Pool! I'm really sorry!"
"Just...Just get me out of here. I can't stand to look at you," He demanded. I opened up a portal back to his comic book land, which he stepped in, and left. Then, I returned back to the safe lands of behind my PC...How was I typing this if I was talking to Deadpool? Ah, fuck it. No one will care. Soooooo....
[HEADING=1] BACK TO THE FUCK-ING LI-MEY.[/HEADING]
The Englishman set his Lee-Enfield against the tent outside, and walked in to lay down a rest. He let out a sigh, "Here's to hoping someone'll find me tomorrow..or at least I find America tomorrow...fucking wanker." He swore, before closing his eyes in an attempt to fall asleep.
All of a sudden, something blasted out of the rocks that now covered the unknown soldier, actually pulling the Shrike's dead comrade out with it. It was red, it had weird hair, and a white crescent on it's chest. And it had big ass gloves. "JOO TAKE MAH EMMERAWLDS?!" It shouted, insanely, with the Shrike's dead comrade falling to it's feet.
The Englishman's head went up and then smacked against the ground from the vibrations. Little puffs of steam started to come from the pores of the top of his head, "Whoever woke me up so rudely will taste some of my black magic!" He said. He jumped up, and grabbed his Lee Enfield. He ran outside, and pointed his gun at the weird haired red creature. Seeing it, made his eye's pop open from surprise.
"What...the....HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU FIT ANYWHERE IN CHARLES DARWIN'S EVOLUTIONARY THEORY!?" He said in response to seeing this creature.
"JOO TAKE MAH EMMERAWLDS!?!" It shouted once more at this man.
"NO! I don't have any of your emeralds!" He confessed, "Now, tell who the bloody fucking hell you are, wanka!"
"What...the....HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU FIT ANYWHERE IN CHARLES DARWIN'S EVOLUTIONARY THEORY!?" He said in response to seeing this creature.
"JOO TAKE MAH EMMERAWLDS!?!" It shouted once more at this man.
"NO! I don't have any of your emeralds!" He confessed, "Now, tell who the bloody fucking hell you are, wanka!"
The little red creature's face changed to that of my avatar. It spoke more calmly now. "Oh. My mistake." Quick as a flash, it had it's arm around the Englishman's shoulder, and it's cheek to his cheek. "I'm Nipples, the Enchilada. I can break through stone with my Rock-hard FIST NIPPLES" The fist nipples were right next to his face... and were erect. "Boy, it's kinda chilly here, huh?"
The Englishman started to sweat nervously as the fist nipples got close to his face, "No, I don't believe I do feel the cold..." He said, slowly pushing away the fist nipples, "And that is...quite a nice attack...Although, I still don't know HOW in the HELL you fit anywhere in the evolutionary theory."
After saying that, he straightened himself out, and began to introduce himself, "My name is Arthur Kirkland. However, I would prefer it if you just called me England." He looked around again, "You wouldn't happen to have seen my idiot friend America, and my other idiot friends Russia, France, and China, would you?" He asked, hoping that Nipples would at least have a clue where they are.
After saying that, he straightened himself out, and began to introduce himself, "My name is Arthur Kirkland. However, I would prefer it if you just called me England." He looked around again, "You wouldn't happen to have seen my idiot friend America, and my other idiot friends Russia, France, and China, would you?" He asked, hoping that Nipples would at least have a clue where they are.
The Shrike and Miss Glados had watched as the Red... Thing... Broke through their wall yelling about its emeralds, then a English boy came in only to be hugged by the now docile Red Thing, and the English boy seemed confused.
"NOW" Said the Shrike in a loud voice adjusting his tie "I both want to know what you are doing in my minecraft-house-ruin-thing" The Shrike glared at the pair of strangers "Glados dear text Ryan shits going down and I have a bug problem"
"NOW" Said the Shrike in a loud voice adjusting his tie "I both want to know what you are doing in my minecraft-house-ruin-thing" The Shrike glared at the pair of strangers "Glados dear text Ryan shits going down and I have a bug problem"
HOnestly I don't think we have a band of heroes to head up agianst a antagonist just yet so I say we should just make shit up as we go along if you haven't decided what to do ye
If I had picked America for my Avy, he would have been the hero. Of course.
Also, you can start calling him England now. Cause, y'know, he's the country of England.
Also, you can start calling him England now. Cause, y'know, he's the country of England.
England looked around at the block house. The first thing that popped into his mind was Geez, this is worse than OUR animation! He looked over at Shrike, "I'm sorry that I somehow mistook your house for the outdoors, and set up a tent here.I honest don't know what was running through my head"
He turned his head to Nipples, "And this thing is...Nipples the Enchilada. I suppose. He burst up in front of my face looking for emeralds...I think."
"Not just your face" growled the Shrike "HE BURST DOWN MY WALL!" the Shrike pointed to where nipples had busted the wall down. "Start digging England" said the Shrike throwing England a pick axe.
"And WHY? Do I have to do that?" Said England raising a eyebrow at the Shrike.
"Cuz I have a bug problem."
"Like termites? That's disgusting"
"No like suicidal exploding sacks of goo" Said the Shrike pointing to the banelings whom where slowly coming into the light.
"And WHY? Do I have to do that?" Said England raising a eyebrow at the Shrike.
"Cuz I have a bug problem."
"Like termites? That's disgusting"
"No like suicidal exploding sacks of goo" Said the Shrike pointing to the banelings whom where slowly coming into the light.
I just think our current cast of charcters are more of the screw around to the beat of our own drum than flat out battle of good Vs Evil
Nipples put on a very serious, very squinty face and looked at the Shrike. "Jooo take mah emmerawlds?..."
The Shrike raised his eye brows "Emeralds?" he shook his head and "No I do not I have your Emeralds I have a bug problem!" he gestured to the Banelings. But as before the Shrike took his eyes off the Banelings a spark of blue electricity crackled and the banelings who were hidden in the darkness explodes in a glowing green geyser of green acid. The Banelings whom were in the light curled into a ball and went off to investigate what was killing their brood brothers but detonated as they hit a invisible wall.
"You say you got bugs? Chuckled Ryan stepping from the shadows politely tipping his hat as he walked through the make shift archway. "I got your text" he said holding up his steampunk phone. "What's going on?"
"You say you got bugs? Chuckled Ryan stepping from the shadows politely tipping his hat as he walked through the make shift archway. "I got your text" he said holding up his steampunk phone. "What's going on?"
Nipples turned around, looking rabid. He shouted at Ryan, with a point. "JOO TAKE MAGH EMMERAWLDS?!"
The roar of engines filled the cavern outside Shrike's Fortress. As the roar died away, a single engine could be heard returning back to the Fortress. An explosion, and shrieking Banelings could be heard outside the wall. A single Baneling made it through the archway entrance. It turned to face its unknown attacker from outside, cowering in fear. it's life was cut short by two simple words.
"FALCON! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNCCCCCHHHH!"
The Baneling exploded in a bath of brilliant red fire, shaped like a falcon. Captain Falcon stepped triumphantly into the Fortress. "I'm here, to save the day!" Nipples the Echiddna turned to the latest newcomer and shouted "JOO TAKE MAH EMMERAWLDS!?!" which was quickly becoming his catchphrase.
"What emeralds?" Captain Falcon replied.
"MAH EMMERAWLDS! YOU KNOW WHERE DEY AT?" Nipples shouted once more.
"What the hell are you on?"
"MAH EMMERAWLDS! WHERE IS DEY?"
"Shut up! FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon shouted, and Punched Nipples clean in the face. Nipples went flying into the wall, landing with a crash. England turned to Captain Falcon and said "What the hell, aren't you supposed to be a hero?"
"Too many questions! FALCON PUNCH!"
But England saw the move coming and simply sidestepped it. "Now," He began, "What the hell are you doing?" England asked. Captain Falcon grabbed England and held him close. "I am here for an adventure! And FUN!" He said as he released England and jumped away, into the center of the room. "I AM CAPTAIN FALCON, F-ZERO RACER AND ADVENTURER! Show me your moves!"
"FALCON! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNCCCCCHHHH!"
The Baneling exploded in a bath of brilliant red fire, shaped like a falcon. Captain Falcon stepped triumphantly into the Fortress. "I'm here, to save the day!" Nipples the Echiddna turned to the latest newcomer and shouted "JOO TAKE MAH EMMERAWLDS!?!" which was quickly becoming his catchphrase.
"What emeralds?" Captain Falcon replied.
"MAH EMMERAWLDS! YOU KNOW WHERE DEY AT?" Nipples shouted once more.
"What the hell are you on?"
"MAH EMMERAWLDS! WHERE IS DEY?"
"Shut up! FALCON PUNCH!" Captain Falcon shouted, and Punched Nipples clean in the face. Nipples went flying into the wall, landing with a crash. England turned to Captain Falcon and said "What the hell, aren't you supposed to be a hero?"
"Too many questions! FALCON PUNCH!"
But England saw the move coming and simply sidestepped it. "Now," He began, "What the hell are you doing?" England asked. Captain Falcon grabbed England and held him close. "I am here for an adventure! And FUN!" He said as he released England and jumped away, into the center of the room. "I AM CAPTAIN FALCON, F-ZERO RACER AND ADVENTURER! Show me your moves!"
Nipples stood up again, held his arms up, to his sides, like he was ready for a fight in an old cartoon, pursed his upper lip way too far, and squinted his eyes, angrily. He looked pissed. And wrinkly. "You... Dat hurts Nipples..." His eyes grew bloodshot and he trembled with anger for a moment, before he suddenly became very tame, with a stupid grin on his face. "Ah well~"
The Shrike was confused, but he took his hands clapped them together in a little prayer gesture "They may not be a rainbow kung foo master but they will work for now.. thank you" "Captain Falcon huh?" the Shrike said walking up to the legendary man. "You have a ship right? A ship that can take us out of here and to the next huge plot area?" dusting his hands off. "We could use some transport, I don't have a clue what we are doing but give me a few hours and I'm sure something can get whipped up" he smiled absent mildly.