The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[RagnorakTres]

ker-shnip!

<spoiler=OOC>Fix'd it. Thanks for the note, but continuity or even comprehensibility has never really been the focus of this little endeavor. Actually, ignore this part since I just wrote "comprehensibility" and meant it. I'm going to bed before I bite someone's head off...

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: What?

I am confused, I tried to read the posts but it only makes me more confused. Who is corperate man and what in the hell is going on with bill gates? Also, who is Cattana? I hate posting without contributing to the story but i don't really know whats going... O and multi, i like your plot, it's confusing and fun!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Spoiler: What?

I am confused, I tried to read the posts but it only makes me more confused. Who is corperate man and what in the hell is going on with bill gates? Also, who is Cattana? I hate posting without contributing to the story but i don't really know whats going... O and multi, i like your plot, it's confusing and fun!

Spoiler: Explanation.

Corprate man is a character that we created way back during the orignal Adventure. Apperently him and Bill are fighting or something and Cattana is a Shapsters version of Cortana.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: What?

I am confused, I tried to read the posts but it only makes me more confused. Who is corperate man and what in the hell is going on with bill gates? Also, who is Cattana? I hate posting without contributing to the story but i don't really know whats going... O and multi, i like your plot, it's confusing and fun!

Spoiler: Explanation.

Corprate man is a character that we created way back during the orignal Adventure. Apperently him and Bill are fighting or something and Cattana is a Shapsters version of Cortana.

Spoiler: Maddawg

Don't forget that apparantly he and Cattana were some weird expirements by Microsoft and stole a few pieces of Microsoft's equipment.

Spoiler: Woah, woah, woah

Don't go making up backstories for Master Kitty and Catana please. I know you don't care about other people, but have a little bit of restraint.

Master Kitty tried to fight off Mulitkill, thw two of them wrestled for a few moments, the pelican spinning out of control. He punched Multi in the face and gained a bit of ground,

"Ugh, Catana! How long until impact?"

"About 45 seconds sir."

Master Kitty needed to take action, he sacrificed winning the fight and jumped off the Pelican and deployed his parachute, landing safely on the ground. The Pelican crashed and blew up in a huge explosion, was Multi still on the ship? Master Kitty did not know, nor did he care.

"Damn, now I have to walk!"

 

[RagnorakTres]

You seem to have forgotten: the author of the post is DM for that post. S/he can do whatever the hell s/he wants to whatever character s/he feels like doing it to. That's the advantage of this open RP system: there is literally no way to know what will happen next, it inspires creativity. Just run with it! It's what I do (although NO ONE IS PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO THE HEROES FOR SOME REASON!!!) and it seems to work.

Sorry, just thought I'd point it out. No one seems willing to seriously screw with anyone any more. I miss Logician!! In fact...Ragnorak grabbed Corporate Man by the sharp lapel of his checkered coat and muttered "Kage Hitomi no Jutsu," disappearing from the view of all of those present and reappearing in the Deathscythe Hell. It was very cramped. "What the hell? Corporate Man, why didn't you let go of Bill Gates? Baka!"

"I'm sorry! You surprised me! I wasn't expecting you for another couple hundred posts..."

"Whatever, we'll run with it. Shadow Clones, get us out of here!"

<color=turquoise>Sir, is that wise? Kidnapping two members of the Bureaucrats, two of their high end members to boot? They have a lot of influence and power...

"You worry too much, Helena."

<color=turquoise>It's my job sir.

 

[ajb924]

While chasing down the heroes, Sho ran into a farmiliar face, MK. MK Saw him and said
"What the hell? If your here who in the hell is with Maddawg invading China!?"
"SOHCAHTOA, not my problem, I'm out to destroy the heroes and refine the world! When I'm done i will control everything! The world is garbage and needs to be added to the heap!" Sho cried.

MEANWHILE with the heroes
"Wait!" Bill Gates said, "I don't need a gundam, i can fly and use my money lazers." And with that he jumped out of the Deathscythe Hell and began flying around."
"This sucks... Everyone has lazers, Kidd has the death cannon and now even bill gates... Everyone stole my power!" Splazor said
"I don't have a lazor" Huey said trying to cheer him up
"If we could stop the cat's pity party for a moment, we have a problem Kidd said
"What do you mean spoiled brat?" Liz asked him
"Look below us" Kidd pointed to them and down to the ground 8 reavers (Gears of War) began to rise from the ground.

Spoiler: OOC

Thanks for clearin that up everybody! I am assuming the gundams were already in the air when i began my post, hence the below comment

EDIT: Added something, then saw MK's post and changed it back

 

[Shapsters]

"Bwahahahahah! You?! Come on kid, don't make me laugh so hard I cough up a hairball!" Master Kitty called in a mongoose and jumped on, "You want a ride kid? Hope a don't mind ridin *****!"

"Sure!" Sho exclaimed, climbing onto the back of the mongoose, then the two anti-heroes rode into he sunset.

 

[Bluedemon322]

And then, suddenly 2000 well trained Enclave Soldiers rushed into the fray, firing plasma bolts and activating the army of Enclave Robots, all attacking both sides, and being swiftly killed by both the infected and the Halo ODST's

 

[RagnorakTres]

"Hey Corporate Man, ever died before?"

"No, though I nearly did during the Great Depression. Bad memories..."

"Well, I'd like to not die right now, so KINDLY GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE ORGAN BENCH SO I CAN FIGHT THE GODDAMN REAVERS!!!"

"Oh, sorry."

"If you were really sorry, you'd give me back Katatsu and Hitatsu, but noooo, you'd rather torment me. Bastard."

"Look, do you really want them back? I can't find a single buyer for them and the containment field is costing me a whole bunch. If I give them back to you, I'll actually make some money."

"Gee, yeah, I'd love to have them back. I don't suppose you'd also give me Raitatsu back too?"

"Hell no! I still have six months before that reaches the point those other two are at. Anyway, here are your stupid katana. Now I'm going to summon my mecha. This is extremely cramped."

<color=turquoise>That was surprisingly nice of him. I don't quite trust this.

"Neither do I, Helena, but I've got my katana back. I can kill just about anything now." Then he and the Clones began playing Ghost Love Score bu Nightwish, killing one of the reavers outright with a slash from the thermal energy scythe.

 

[ajb924]

When he landed Kidd shot him in the foot with Patty
"What the hell was that for!?" CM asked
"For making a planet of the apes reference!" Kidd cried angerly. After which he hopped back in his mecha and began firing at the reavers
"It's no use theirs too many of them!" (Samurai) Huey said
"Wait! I have an idea" Splazor said, and after saying this he took out a few rolls of mentos and passed one to everyone in the group. They all popped one in thier mouth and gained an unmeasurable amount of streangth. They hopped out of the gundams and destroyed the majority of the reavers with the power of minty fresh mento's!
"Only a few more! We can do this" Kidd said with his faith returning. But as soon as he had said that a giant landshark jumped up and ate the remaining reavers and looked hungerly at the mecha's.

MEANWHILE with Sho and MK
As the mongoose sped towars the heroes location a hoverbike pulled up to them, the driver was none other then Maddawg.
"What the hell did you think you were doing back there!?" Maddawg cried jumping on the mongoose and punching Sho in the face
"But your supposed to be-" Sho began to say when maddawg cut him off
"Dead? Yes, unfortuanatly for you, i could tell there was poison in the food at the villian banquet and you were the only one who didn't attend! So what, you were just trying to off me so you could do what exactly!?" Maddawg questioned
"I was planning on refining the world, but i knew you would try to stop me so i took you and your army out!" Sho cried
"Well that didn't go according to plan now did it?" Maddawg asked smuggly
"So zetta slow! I didn't only want to kill you, i was hoping for one of two outcomes! The first: The poison kills you. The second: You are smart enough to notice the poison and get here" Sho said smiling "I won't work with any weakling, i wanted to make sure you had what it took to be on my side! so from now on I am truly your ally"

 

[world_of_dragons]

"Aw crap..." Kidd muttered.

"Hey, what's that?" Patty queried.

On the ground some paces away from our heroes sat an N2 mine straight from Evangelion. Thinking quickly, (Samurai)Huey snatched the mine and chucked it into the Land Shark's mouth who at it in one gulp. But such gluttony would prove the creature's undoing as it exploded into billions of pieces

 

[leaman474]

Then Luke Skywalker comes out of the explosion and says "S'up ma fools", he then glows up <3

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Fine where allies now but what do you think were going to do. There are over ten thousands troops down there including Luke Skywalker. LUKE FREAKING SKYWALKER.You can't just barge in there." Says maddawg. "So zetta slow. We are some of the most powerful beings on the planet. There no match for us." Snapped Sho. "Fine but if were going to go to our deaths then we will do it in style. I already contacted Gordon he will-" "Wait Gordons alive to?" Questioned Mk. "Yeah were just lucky he was cleaning his crowbars at the moment. Anyway he will send us a much more sutiable ride." Suddenly a huge Brumak broke through the nearby treeline and stopped just short of them. " My own little ride. It is armed with two miniguns on its wrists,A Rocket launcher on its stomach and a huge death ray on it's head. And it gets 30 miles to the gallon." "Woah." Said Sho and Mk as they the climbed on the Brumak.


Meanwhile...

In the praire a small house remains undisturbed. Then there is a large crash and a figure jumps out of the window. "Wait do you guys think you can kick me out of the story? I'm Sly freaking Cooper. I'm the worlds greatest raccoon thief. You can't have a random story without-" And then the Brumak came and squashed Sly. "THATS FOR ALL THE WINDOWS!" Shouted Maddawg.

 

[Shapsters]

"I tell ya Maddawg, you know how to ride in style! I always love riding on a Brumak, not as though this is the first time." Master Kitty saw a policeman and sniped him from atop the Brumak, "Boom headshot!!"