The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Moros]

As Ken was approaching the bridge, he was stopped by another female. "Who are you supposed to be a clone of?" he asked the female. "You apparently," she replied. "You know this whole gender-bending thing is incredibly fucked up," Ken said to her. "I agree. I think the doctor who made us had some weird fetish or something. Anyway, the name's Kendra, and I'm here to kill you plain and simple," she replied back to him.

"Well that would be a problem, if I hadn't just gotten an upgrade. You see recently, I came to be in possession of some demonic power. Now this power makes me twice as fast and twice as strong while also giving me the ability to transform into a powerful demon. And all I have to do to keep my power is kill people," he informed her. "Well I guess I'm screwed then. I still want to fight, just to see how long I last in a fight," she said to him. "Very well, prepare yourself," Ken informed her.

"Lets make it interesting. Since we're both immune to our powers, why don't we do hand-to-hand combat," Ken said as he was getting into a fighting position. "Fine, let's just get this over with," she replied getting into a fighting stance as well.

Spoiler: Battle Music

When they were both ready, Ken ran at the clone with a powerful punch ready. When he got to the clone, he swung his fist with all his might but Kendra started to block. When the punch connected with her arms, bones could be heard breaking as she flew backward into a wall. "Well there go my arms. Guess the only thing I can do now is kick," she said as she got up and started running at Ken. When she was close, she brought her leg around for a high roundhouse kick. Ken easily blocked it and countered with a Gastrizein kick with all his power behind it. When that connected with Kendra's gut, it created a big hole where the kick had landed. "Guess I... lose then," she gasped out before falling to the ground dead. "Don't worry, you lasted longer then the other two," he said calmly before heading off to the bridge again.

Spoiler: OOC

So much procrastination went to making that fight scene that I thought I wouldn't finish it.

 

[ChillzMaster]

Frank struggled to get out of bed.

"Two days of sleep Frank? Wow. I applaud you" Frank said to himself in the shower. As he got out, he noticed a small screen was bleeping and flashing on the room's kitchen counter. He walked over and noticed footage of an epic air battle between three ships. Pictures of Zechs and Ken were on the side of the monitor, labeled "Units in Confrontation"

"Ken? Zechs? My best friend?" Frank shut off the monitor and pulled on his jacket.

A zombie shuffled next to him, "Brains?" it requested. Frank punched its head off, "No time for that! My best friend needs my help!" Frank tore out of the room, camera in hand.

"Gottafindamap. Gottafindamap. Gottafindamap. A MAP!" Frank examined the map on the wall.

"You are here," Frank pointed on a small arrow, "Frank West does not belong here," pointing to a blue arrow gesturing to the nuclear weapons cache in Aperture, "Aaaand, AH! The hangar!" Frank kicked a zombie down and slid down the stairs on his flesh-skateboard.

In the hangar, Frank walked past the various air-ships Glados and Justin had crafted over the years using *dum-dee-dum* SCIENCE!!!!

"AC130? Too Cold-War," Frank sprinted past aircraft after aircraft, each the more awesome than the previous.

"Blackhawk? Bleh. S.H.I.E.L.D. Flagship? Bleh. Normandy SR1? Too much RPG. Normandy SR2? Too much Xenophobia. Megatron? I could never pronounce 'Decepticon'" Frank then came to a small car parked at the end of the lineup.

"Wait, is this," Frank got in the car and noticed the 8-ball stick-shift, "IT IS!" Frank turned the ignition and a gigantic blue mech erupted out of the ground and burst through the metal-dome hangar to the coordinates of the conflict.

Spoiler: It looks like-a 'dis

"Welcome to the Megas," the mech said to Frank.

"Why hello Mr. Car-man," Frank took pictures of the inside of the mech, emitted a purple aura and cried a battle cry, his best friend was gonna be saved, and Frank was going to destroy any Arby's that got in his way.

 

[mcpop9]

over the comms Zechs heard a loud "I'm coming to save you buddy!" and as he looked at the screen a giant mech, clumsy and looked like a prototype of a gundam but found by some redneck, painted with some minor modifications. "Frank go away, this is the big boy game, you had your fun at the reception, we're all fine here, no gunfire is going off and we're at peace. Ken is in the battle cruiser doing god knows what and completely absorbing all its energy. i also think miss glados wouldn't like the fact you put a hole in her hangar now do you?" Zechs said, shifting Epyon to face Frank and his mech.

 

[StormShaun]

Tomoya was still listening to the radio chat but he cut his mic and video off but he still hears what the others are talking about and it seems like Alice has cut of communication as well, he suddenly looked outside and heard "I'm coming to save you buddy!" from an american looking Mech coming right at the main immovable enemy object. Tomoya has felt a dark presence for some time now and he is wondering who or what it is, it seems to be coming from the broken vessel, "So what if I destroyed part of her hanger Im sure she can easily replace it" Frank responds back to Zechs as they hover near each other "So who are the other guys?" Frank wondered "One ship belongs to a girl named Alice and other belongs to a very mysterious being called Tomoya" Zechs answered "Oh thats the girl you've been talking about" Frank answers with a hidden smile, "Also why are we guarding this ship?" Frank asked once more "We are protecting Ken while he absorbs energy and kills these evil clones, also he has been quite strange lately" Zechs says back to Frank, Tomoya then speaks "Okay people, it seems we have a demon on our hands and I sense its a damn strong one at that, I will go into the ship my self and destroy this damned demon and erase him from life, also Gaz your in charge while im away" "Yes commander" Gaz responds to Tomoya as he walks towards the armory and takes one of the sleek black helmets from the armory and heads towards the airlock.

Tomoya then creates a small thin layer of electricity around himself so no one may sense him on any radar and floats towards the broken enemy vessel, "Good thing my suit is all black" Tomoya smiles behind his helmet as he enters on of the holes in the ship, it seems to be a cabin, Tomoya touches down and activates his gravity boots and attaches himself to the floor and summons his sword and open the door very slowly while looking at his computer watch "Im now inside the enemy aircraft, fire on commander", Tomoya then slowly sneaks towards the bridge in the pitch black corridors, "It seems I learned something after that incident" Tomoya laughs a bit as he crouches inside another cabin to look at the map of the ship and pulls his sword outwards facing the door incase someone comes in.

Spoiler: OOC

Basicly Im in the ship now going towards the bridge looking for this demon and mabey a battle will come on while im there, hehe

 

[ChillzMaster]

Frank stopped Megas mid-air, he noticed a small black floating object make its way towards the Battle Cruiser.

"A mysterious floating object eh? UFO, enemy dreadnought, or very unfortunate crow, YOUR DOOM IS NEAR! And then, I'll help Ken! Megas! Back to the hangar!" Frank jumped out of the car, purple aura surrounding him, and shot into the battle cruiser, ripping apart the hull and landing, face-first, in a hallway two inches in front of Ken. Frank wheezed and coughed.

"Frank? What are you doing here?" Ken was a bit taken aback and raised an eyebrow. Frank coughed and wheezed, he used too much energy busting through the unobtanium hull. He struggled to stand.

"Zechs told me you were in here and you were absorbing the ship's energy, I came here to help, oh yea, and I also saw something float into the ship, but, it's probably just some bird"

"How did you find out we were here?"

"TV," Frank collapsed, "Hey, uh, grab my camera," Ken went to pick up Frank's camera when it exploded in electricity and Frank bounced back up to full strength.

"Ah, I feel like I have the power of an entire Battle Cruiser!" Frank shouted, laughing heartily. Ken felt quite used.

"Well, since you're here, let's keep moving, I'm trying to find something before this tin can goes down," Ken walked along the hallway.

"I did wonder what those red lights and blaring EEEIIORR EIIIOOR was," Frank followed Ken.

"Oh yea, I ran into some female versions of you and Zechs back there," Ken gestured behind him. Frank turned around and sprinted to the corpses, took 50 pictures, and sprinted back.

"Odd, I remember something like that back in... ah never mind, let's just walk like we're made of awesome-sauce"

Ken sighed and continued on with his awesome-sauce companion.

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: ooc

got one more in me tonight.

"Oh well, i guess its time to start this." Zechs said over the comms. He drew Epyon's plasma sword and it grew to the length of the empire state building. with one slash, the battle-cruiser was cut in half vertically. "I've seemed to have had my fun, i'll be off" and Zechs returned to the hanger

 

[StormShaun]

Tomoya was walking in another corridor but only to suddenly be cut in half by Zechs "Fucking Mechs!" Tomoya screames as he hit the side of the corridor, meanwhile Ken and Frank felt a rumble "Hmm what was that?" Asked Ken "It was proberley Zechs starting to cut this thing up" Frank said back "We better get going then" Ken muttered.

Meanwhile Tomoya was in a air duct, it seems he jumped the gap and crawled inside a air duct and he was right above Ken and Frank and he was crawling like solid snake attempting to do the worm for maximum sneaky sneaky, "God this is hard...sorry" Tomoya muttered inside his hot,sweaty helmet and then looked up to apologize to the holy lord. "Im going to follow them and when Ken find what he wants I will jump them" Tomoya then laughed quietly inside his helmet, "Commander we can hear you" Gaz spoke, "shut up, im only talking to make it less lonely" Tomoya said in anger as he kept following the two.

Spoiler: OOC

Why is everyone asleep when I comment, and hurry up with finding that thing Ynneck

 

[ChillzMaster]

Frank grabbed Ken and sprinted to the middle of the ship. Frank pulled up his watch to his mouth, "MEGAS! I need some assistance!" Immediately the giant mech grabbed the reporter and his sidekick, shoved them in its car cranium, and retreated to the other ship.

Ken was knocked unconscious from a... uh... mysterious base-ball bat induced state of suspended animation, and Frank was grinning from his successful retreat.

Megas hovered in mid-air while Frank contemplated what to do next.

"Well unconscious friend, I have three options, I can either go back to the hangar and get chewed out by Glados for the hole in her hangar dome, I can do a small victory dance and declare how I'm a Honey Badger and I Don't Give A Shit, or I can press this big shiny button." Ken drooled a little.

"Sage advice," Frank smiled and screamed as he slammed his head repeatedly onto the big, red, shiny button that also tasted like cherries.

Megas' chest immediately opened up to reveal a missile arsenal that would shame 1970's Soviet Union, and opened fire.

Megas, Frank, and Unconscious friend flew off from the blast. Frank turned around, took four pictures, and roared as the entire mech was enveloped in a powerful purple aura.

Frank then proceeded to do a victory lap around Aperture Sciece's airspace.

"Glados, are you sure about that Frank guy?" Justin asked, looking out the window.

"I thought you hired him?" Glados jumped up.

 

[StormShaun]

Tomoya jumped down out of the vent and wondered where the hell the two villains where, he then just heard a load of PewPewpew sounds from outside, out of curiosity Tomoya looked outside and saw Frank's giant mech fire a fuck load of missiles and as Tomoya deactiavted his gravity boots and pulled out his sword and cut a DIY door and as the missiles hit the ship Tomoya shouted "FUUUUUUUUCK!!! as he was blasted outside and flied towards The BlackHawke and hit directly into the sides and muttered "Fuck, that hurt, DAMN you FRANK WEST!" Tomoya yelled the name he heard in the airvent while waving his fist in the air.

Tomoya then crawled back inside the BlackHawke and his absorbed his helmet as he takes it off and he limped towards his commanding chair and fell in it and all the crew watched in shock as hey watched him "Commander did you cause that explosion?" "No I didnt, a giant mech did and I jumped out and it assploded me right into the side of the ship" Tomoya quickly responded to the crew members question, "Im going to the med bay" Tomoya said as he summoned his sword for support as he limped to the med bay.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile, "Whoops" Frank said while coming down from the giant mech dragging the now uncontious Ken, "It seems like I put another hole in the roo...oh shit!" Frank said in a whisper as he saw he elevator that carried Miss Glados and Justin.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile Tomoya came out the med bay and went back towards the his master bedroom and Gaz quizzed "Commander are you okay?" "Im fine Gaz but talk to me when we have action" "Yes commander" Gaz finished talking to Tomoya, Tomoya then walked into the Commander's cabin and it looked like a president suite of a 5 star hotel exept more futuristic, "Ahhh" Tomoya said when he lied down on the couch and started to watch Tv with a red bull in hand.

Spoiler: OOC

Well you guys jumped out of that quickly, and also, damn Frank you be crazy, I would like to be friends with that guy!

 

[Moros]

Soon Ken started to regain consciousness and felt an overwhelming rage take him over. Suddenly he was lifted 25 feet in the air and a 50 foot tall demon began to form around him. When it was fully materialized, it let out a terrible roar that could be heard for miles, it's rage felt even further. When it was done, the demon turned to nearest mountain and opened its mouth. What came out was a beam of such destructive power, that it completely obliterated the mountain as well as a few nearby towns. When the destruction ended, the demon disappeared and Ken sunk back down to the earth, still in his armor. Then he walked over to Frank, grabbed him by the throat and said with rage in his black eyes, "If you ever do that again, I will inflict so much pain on you, that you would wish you were dead." Then he took the elevator down into Aperture so he could vent some more steam, leaving the other villains on the surface.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: OOC

Received PM, figured out how to handle it even though the ship is in space.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

A taunting voice called out of the forest. "Come on, Youmu! Are you even trying?" The other girl laughed and kept moving away. Despite what she'd said, Youmu actually wasn't trying to hurt her 'opponent'. If it came to that, though, she wouldn't hesitate to rip the human's head off.

Eventually, they burst into a clearing, and Marisa came to a dead halt in midair. "What's the matter?" she taunted again. "Scared you'll miss?" As a matter of fact, Youmu was scared she wouldn't, and destroy Hakurou in the process. Watching Youmu's obvious frustration, she smirked audibly and threw her prize off to the side, flying off in the opposite direction. As soon as the sword left Marisa's hand, though, a doll jumped out of her pocket and reached out to grab it again, clearly not intending to give it back.

Youmu could only take one of them before the other disappeared. She squatted slightly, pulled Roukan back into a 'charge' position, closed her eyes and used the sword to propel herself off the ground at breakneck speed--

--and came bursting out in a different place to where she'd started, painfully bumping her head against the low ceiling. Out of being overly vigorous with her attack, she'd manage to rend the Border for long enough to fall out through it and into Tomoya's room on the BlackHawke, not knowing what or where it was.

Spoiler: Sorry, Shaun:

she doesn't know who Tomoya is. Or anyone. Or anything else.

 

[StormShaun]

Tomoya saw the girl plunge into his bedroom floor, Tomoya looked up, then Tomoya looked down at the girl, then Tomoya pinched himself to check if he was still insane...he then drank a bit of his red bull and *ahem* "(HOLY SHIT!!)" Tomoya yelled in japanese since he was speaking to himself before in japanese "(Looks like I wasnt speaking to myself after all)", the girl groans in pain and she looks up to Tomoya and says "(Where am I?)" in a quiet voice, Tomoya then instantly recognizes the girl, Holy crap is thay Youmu, Tomoya thought to himself and then Tomoya speaks to the girl "(You miss are on my ship, im Tomoya Okazaki and this is BlackHawke, my vessel, and you are?)" Tomoya speaks while holding his hand out.

Spoiler: Leet

No problem, it looks like im the only one who remembers everything from the heroes side, All I have to say is,

 

[Roamin11]

Spoiler: W..TF?

Half of the clones have been killed off, the Battle Cruiser is in space, and Zechs and Frank and Ken are where?

Sit rep People I need one!

 

[ChillzMaster]

Spoiler: Allow me to explain

The Battle Cruiser is falling back to Earth after being cut in two by Zechs, all the Villains are back at Aperture plotting their next scheme against baby seals, Tomoya is in his vessel drinking Red Bull and speaking with Youmu, and the Heroes are cloaked and heading off somewhere. I'm assuming Glados and Justin haven't left Aperture either. Btw, BLACKSTAR I'M CALLING YOU OUT!

 

[Moros]

Spoiler: OOC

Sense... This plot has none. Also why does everyone feel like they have to ruin my fun?

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: ooc

ask frank, i shit went to hell so i cut the battle-cruiser in half. seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Roamin11]

Spoiler: Ynneck

You killed like all the clones no one got a peice of that! Not even me! Your the last to talk about ruining fun! Thankfully Justine and Gorden are still alive right?... Right??

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: ooc

they are, the only problem is their drifting though space in half a battle cruiser... and zechs is in his room in the hangar.

Zech was working behind epyon when he found a button on the wall, upon pushing it two panel's slid back and revealed a room done in Victorian royalty style. "I could get used to this." he said, A section of the wall moved back and slid to the side revealing a giant monitor. "I'm happy now.

 

[Roamin11]

The bridge of the Battle Cruiser as it drifted from its other half Gordon and Justine both cursed.

"That did not go as expected."

"It did not" Justine agreed, bawling her hands into a fist, which then mutated into a hammer fist as she smashed the controls. Blast doors sealed and the main viewing window was covered by a thick shielding of metal.

The bridge section re entered the atmosphere of earth. Justine and Mr. Gordon sitting as the hull vibrated and squealed around them.

Hours Later

The Hull crashed and Justine and Gordon excited the broken mass of molten metal and slag.

"So what do we do now?" Justine said, eager to get her revenge on the people who had ruined their budding plans.

Gordon looked around at the field they had landed in, corn for miles, this felt familiar to him. "We can rebuild them" Gordon said "I have the power... OF SCIENCE!"

Justine smiled cruelly as Gordon laughed manically. Heading off to re create their clone friends this time being equally powerful, if not more not just to die like any old mook.

Meanwhile

Justin and Glados sat in the situation room, watching the new villains and Ken smash their way through the Battle Cruiser.

"Ever feel unnecessary?" Justin said watching as explosions blossomed around the hull that had been severed in half by Zechs now totally come apart at the seams.

"We aren't unnecessary" Glados said taking her lovers hand. "Now we just have a new duty. Much like Sam did when he took control of me and my ilk."

"And what's that darling?"

"Making sure they don't destroy the world and its echos."

Justin nodded squeezing Glados's hand lightly then pulling her close. "Very good point" Justin leaned over to the 3C (Communication, Command, Control) terminal and sent out a villain wide message. "Return to base for de-briefing and and afternoon snacks, hurry back kids" Turning to his wife the decided to head the to breifing room earlier, it was cinnamon raisin and double chocolate cookie day.

Spoiler: OOC

Now i'm so happy you all hopefully blew off some steam, we'll have a brief de brief and rebreifing moment before I send you out on a real quest, but I'm also disapointed you all killed the clones off like they were mooks, not boss battles which I inteded them to be. But that's mostly my fault for no interverntion. SO I apologize. But Justine, Gordon and the evil clone army will return, I garentee it!