The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[StormShaun]

Spoiler: Leet

Yeah I know that, I forgot to mention the part where she actually wants to battle and not instantly win like what Tomoya did, also do you want a part where all the zombie villagers combine to form a giant zombie 0f pure awesomeness, because after that I think we should meet up with the rest of the heroes.

Anyway, just roll with it, ill make sure to include that detail in our next battle.

 

[ChillzMaster]

Severin decided it was time for fun. He decided that he was going to bring down the industry. He looked to his left, SAN FRANCISCO! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

Spoiler: Chillz

High

Severin ran throughout the streets of the City of... Sunshine is it? Whatever. He roared out cries of "DOWN WITH THE MAN!" and "GOV'MENT CAME AND STOLE 'MA BABY!" and "OBAMA-RAMA-LLAMA". Yea, Obama-rama-llama that one stuck.

Instantly, a massive mob of people was following Severin and his mighty sword and shield of free love and all that jazz.

Spoiler: Chillz

God this is painful

They tore through the outer gate, protesting outside Big Mountain Corp. Severin held up a megaphone, leading chants.

"What do we want?!?" he cried out
"EQUALITY!" they replied.
"When do we want it?!?"
"NOW!"

"What do we want? Equality?!?!?!? I thought this was an angry mob, not a god-damn country-club ice-cream-social!!" The angry mob was flabbergasted.

"WE WANT MADDAWG!" Severin roared. He then looked back at his teleprompter.

"Oh, no, WE WANT TO CRUSH THE INDUSTRY!" The mob-covered mountain screamed in cries of valor, justice, and bacon. Wait, they're vegetarians... eh, fish-bacon.

"Oh, and WE WANT ASHTON! Where you at man? GET BACK TO THE SCENE!" Severin added.

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Ken and "Millardo" were making their way through BM Corp's

Spoiler: Chillz

...heh...

hallways when a mass of employees ran past them. One important-looking employee ran up to them, grabbed Ken's shirt, and yelled, "I LOOK DECEIVING! I'M NOT IMPORTANT AT ALL!" then he exploded. Heh.

The actual CEO of BMC ran up to 2/3 of the Trio of Awesome, "Listen you two, the Mega Super Deth File of Ultimate Destiny and Bioengineering END OF DAYS is upstairs," he panted, gesturing to the stairs.
"Secure it, and make sure those liberal-maniacs don't get a hold of it!" He put his hand on Ken's shoulder, "I'm counting on you Travis"
He put his other hand on "Millardo"'s shoulder, "I'm counting on you Leslie" then ran off.

"What's going on outside? A riot?" Millardo questioned.
"Who'd riot outside a company with this kind of tech?" Ken also wondered, making his way to the BM File Room.

They entered the File room, searching. Ken glanced outside, and motioned Millardo over. They witnessed Severin marching around, "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister blaring, and twelve Shitloads of San Franciscans losing their minds in a massive angry mob directly outside the facility.

"Public discontent is the most powerful force in a capitalistic society" Millardo commented. Ken nodded.

"Whatever, let's just get out of here quickly before someone takes advantage of their temporary omnipotence," Ken added, accessing the files.

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Severin looked up at the sky, BMC launched their Jet Fighters to strafe the Angry mob with Tear Gas. Severin laughed heartily, this mission was getting more and more fun by the second.

 

[Moros]

Ignore this

 

[Moros]

"I think Severin is hallucinating or something, all I'm getting from him is these weird mumbling from him," Ken said as they got out of the parked car. "I guess we can't count on him then," Millardo replied. "Anyway, lets just focus on the mission and we'll be done in no time," Ken said as they walked into lobby.

Spoiler: @Chillz

Please do not control my character like that again

 

[ChillzMaster]

Spoiler: Chillz is having an off day today

CHRIST! Alright, I just assumed that since mc killed Frank off w/o me fighting back, then I could hold a few more puppet strings than usual. Sorry. Last time I checked the OP though, the point of AA is to "adapt" >8^/ But fine. I'll take your reality. And one last thing - I just kinda made you guys walk through the building, you said x and y, and mc said A and B. Most of that 2nd part was the surroundings... but whatever, I understand. Just establish where I grabbed too man reigns. I apologize again, sorry for the disruption, I'm here for comedy and comedy and maybe an awesome adventure while I'm at it.

 

[Moros]

Spoiler: @Chillz

I was fine with the post until you made character say that last line. It's just something I wouldn't make him say given how fucked up that scene was.

 

[NotYetForsaken]

Alice brought the yellow eggsack to her lips and gently sucked it in, gently pushing it with her tongue until it melted into a smooth musty mixture. She brought her chopsticks down and plucked another from the urchin shell, and did the same.

Tabby leaned back on a streetpost and watched, "You certainly are enjoying yourself."

"These are better than long limb hanger roe. Nothing like it in Caldari space. Absolutely love it."

"Whatever," Tabitha brought herself back into upward stance and began to walk down the street, "where are we going next?"

"Depends, how's the crew."

"They've finished up resting and recuperating, all of them are ready to leave in a moment's notice."

Alice eyed Tabitha, "Really, that fast."

"They are soldiers Alice, as am I. Our fortitude is great, and resolve strong."

Alice stopped walking and glared at Tabitha, "Doesn't mean they can't relax once in a while."

"They were raised in the Megacorps, they work, or they die. Unlike you, born second daughter of two wealthy parents, even by capsuleer standards, the State dare not touch a hair on your head. The crew is another matter."

"We're as far away from the State as possible, why cling to those ways."

"Because that's all they know," Tabitha continued walking.

Alice slowly caught up, "Fine, we'll go. Call the crew, tell them we're heading to Detroit."

Spoiler: OOC

I'm setting up a Deus Ex adventure for myself. Any heroes wanting to join in head to Detroit.

 

[ChillzMaster]

Severin had a tingle in the back of his head that yelled "MUST GO TO DETROIT". It sounded like his friend Frank West. Frank was dead. Severin learned a long time ago not to listen to dead people. He continued rioting.

 

[StormShaun]

A Few Minutes Later From The Previous Post
Location: Island South Of Mumbai shoreline

Tomoya and Youmu came out of the 5th house they had searched "(Thank god that these people have other things to eat except people)" Tomoya said with a smile and Youmu followed "(Can we go back to the ship now, I hate to say it but I don't want anyone to find us)" "(Don't worry I think we go all of them)" the two walked back towards the bush where they hide the bike but once they came by the bonfire again they noticed that something was wrong, "(Ugh, where are all the bodies?)" Youmu asks in a afraid tone, "(This does not look good)" Tomoya responds, they walk closer to the previous battleground and found no evidence of their previous battle, no bodies, no weapons, no jar shattered, all of a sudden black tendrils come out of everywhere, the buildings, the jars, the water, they all come towards the bonfire and they all go into the still burning inferno, "(Did they just suicide?)" Youmu asked "(That doesn't look like it)" Tomoya says as the bonfire suddenly starts to rise and start to take on human form, "(Aw crap!)" They both said together.

Spoiler: OOC & TMK

We might, well I dont know about Leet , but I wanna come, but we might get the other heroes and then come.

Also getting Deus Ex today.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Spoiler

Still waiting for Jakeman to start dem quest >.>

 

[mcpop9]

"Lets do this now, if our cover gets blown i'm getting epyon. Also, may i see my rifle?" Millardo said

"Sure."

Millardo reach into the bag and pulled out the rifle. it was about as long as he is tall. snapping it in half, it folded and he put it on his back, then cloaked itself. "Pretty useful isn't it?"

 

[ChillzMaster]

Severin yelled to the crowd, "GAS MASKS, ON!" To which the equipped rioters put on their WW1-esque-but-totally-modern Gas masks. The planes dropped their canisters and continued to circle the rioters. Severin smirked, he was new, no one at BMC would know that Glados and Justin had a hold on The Master Elementalist.

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"Eh, HQ? We've got a Charlie Surfs on the Backs of Welsh Unicorns," one of the pilots comm'd into HQ. Ground Control Major Jack grabbed the mic.

"Are you serious?"

"That is a man rising from a ground of hippie-rioters on what seems to be mineral diamonds. Permission to engage?"

"It's your life," the Major flipped a few switches, turned a few knobs, kerplunked a few ban-jangles, and a visual of the man came on the massive monitor in BMC Ground Control. He was laughing maniacally, diamond tendrils circling the air space around him.

"Dear God, what does The Master Elementalist want with us?" CEO Geoff Desmoulin asked aloud. The Major glared at the screen, whatever he wanted, it was obviously of dire importance.

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A massive Ruby Hand erupted from the mountain of Diamond, grabbed a jet fighter, and pulled the cockpit eye-level with Severin.

"GIVE ME THE BOXTOP! I NEED FOUR MORE FOR THE SPECIAL PRIZE AND I KNOW YOU HAVE IT!" Severin yelled, the Ruby hand shaking the jet. The pilot, unable to speak, his body broken, bloody, and battered, just convulsed before his mouth secreted a yellow pus and liquefied.

"Ugh... just like all my highschool first dates," Severin sighed, the RH throwing away the crumpled hunk of metal 600 yards. His BlueTooth buzzed.

"Yeah?"

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING?" Millardo yelled at him through the headset.

"Are you in the File room?"

"Well, we're making our way there..."

"Is there anybody in the facility for you to worry about?"

"No, bu-"

"This is Severin Sanguine, We're Done Here," he hung up. He looked around, BMC had sent out their experimental mechs, 100 feet tall, flying, six arms, bristling with guns. Severin dispersed the Diamonds, leaving him floating on a round, thin platform of them. He stomped on the ground, Black Fire spurting from the Diamond. He worked his hands around it, and shot it into the sky, shimmering in the thundering sky. He looked out at the twelve giant robots.

"I'd call for Megas, but this is more fun," Severin flew up another 200 feet, the sky was thick with jet fighters, helicopters, the mechs, even a few flying metal eagles provided bomber support. Severin looked up at the sky, rose his hand as if to command "Heigh Hitlah!" But no Nazi worship would happen today.

"A few adjustments to the sparse atmosphere up here, combined with the super-heating of the Black Fire, and we get," he quickly dropped his hand, "LASER CANNON DETH" clouds erupted in a rainbow of color, gigantic lasers cut through flesh, blood, machine, and raptor-machine alike. Severin laughed maniacally again, the mechs exploded, their crumpled husks plummeting down to earth, only to burn up in the Black Fire wall Severin created, to keep the evidence missing.

He leaped onto a mech, smirking. Head met metal, and the sheets of combined metal alloys crumpled under the Diamond skin of the Master Elementalist. He shot lava from his mouth, burning the last of the jets in his breath. Only one Mech remained, its pilot had been able to maneuver around the lasers and survive the harsh beating of Severin's lava spewing. Severin laughed, and brought his hands up again.

"DIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!" Severin screamed, his voice dark and raspy. The combined force of the laser cannons redirected it to the one mech, obliterating it in a massive explosion. Severin laughed as the Black Fire circled around him, keeping him afloat in the burnt upper-atmosphere. Now that he'd destroyed the entire defense force of BMC, MAYBE MILLARDO AND KEN COULD HURRY UP ABOUT GETTING THOSE FILES.

Heh, just kidding. They took their time.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Meanwhile, in India...
Gandalf waited for Black Star, Tsubaki and Zero as they filed out of the Caldari shuttle Alice had lent them. ?Come on, I don?t have all damned day!? Gandalf yelled at the other heroes as he walked away on his journey. Black Star ran and caught up with Gandalf. ?Eh, Wizard... Zero is still asleep. On the shuttle.?
?Then run back and get him up and with us!? Gandalf replied. Black Star nodded and ran back to the shuttle, and tried his hardest to wake Zero up. But it was to no avail, the robot was out for the count. By this time, Gandalf had wandered back to the shuttle, his trademark pipe in his mouth, lit and smoking. ?So, he?s still out eh? Well, no other way for it then.? Gandalf said, and then he took his pipe out of his mouth and whistled. A snow white horse came racing out of the distance and stopped next to Gandalf, licking the white wizard as it stopped. ?Ah, good boy Shadowfax. Here, I have need of you once more old friend. Would you be so kind as to carry a friend of mine with us on our journey?? Gandalf asked the horse. Shadowfax neighed, and lowered his head. Gandalf smiled and picked up the small robot-boy and placed him on Shadowfax?s back, linking his arms around the horse?s neck. Shadowfax raised his head and followed Gandalf, Black Star and Tsubaki as they set off towards the Temple Of Whatever It Was to deliver the Palantir to some monk.

?Gandalf, do you even know where the temple is?? Tsubaki asked in a sweet and soft voice.

?Nope!? Gandalf cheerily replied, puffing away on his pipe.
?WHAT?!?!?? Black Star shouted. ?WHY NOT? ISN?T THIS YOUR QUEST??
?It is. It doesn?t mean I have to know all the details though! Besides, it?s in this general direction. All we have to do is head towards this big mountain over there, that seems to have a metric fuck-ton of rioters and crowds and mobs around it... Yeah, that sounds like Bob?s temple.?
?Bob. The monk is named Bob?? Black Star asked incredulously.
?Yep! Bob! He is a monk holding the spiritual rank of CEO of the temple of BMC or something or rather. Anyways, just walk towards that mountain!? Gandalf said as happy as could be.

Turns out, Gandalf?s pipe was always filled with marijuana, not tobacco. Who said a wizard can?t smoke what he wants to?

Spoiler: OOC

This message brought to you by me. I do not do drugs of any kind, as they are illegal and In My Honest Opinion, VERY bad for you. However, I enjoy a good beer and/or scotch and I am over the legal age to drink alcohol in Australia (18) and I am somewhat tipsy, ahh fuck it, I?m drunk writing and posting this. Thank spellcheck! Don?t do drugs kids, and drink in moderation and in the company of family or close friends, in a safe location, when you are over the legal age wherever you be.

Peace through superior firepower!

 

[StormShaun]

Spoiler: Jakeman and heroes

we will catch up with you guys in a second, I just want a dramatic ending (Bwhaha!), also didnt someone on the villains side say that the "Temple" is in Detroit or somewhere like that?

If so, well fuck im confused at this point. X_X

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: OOC

THE HIGH ADVENTURES OF SEV AND GANDALF! ok i had to get that out of my system. Don't worry shaun i'm as confused as you are. seems there are about 5 of us that take this thing seriously.

 

[StormShaun]

Spoiler: mcpop

I think that most of us are, but a little comedy here and there doesnt hurt, I tent to go for anime cliche's and lame punds.

Also you should of not said that "THE HIGH ADVENTURES OF SEV AND GANDALF!", you might just give "you know who" ideas, we dont need that unless you guys want more holes in that dome. XD

After the "Mutent" bodies had formed together on the bonfire and took form as a giant demi/mutent/fire/ugly human as big as two stories high it swang at our two heroes who looked horrified, but as they were about ***** slapped by the towering giant Youmu grabbed Tomoya's hand and swang both of them around to avoid the mutent, after they both got up Tomoya casted a lightning bolt at the creature and it just bounced off the thing and Youmu kick jumped of a building and tried to cleave throught the monster's arm but "No Dice", "(Why didnt it cut it?)" Youmu asks to herself, "(Mabey it was that chanting they were doing, forbidden magic mabey?)" Tomoya said as he backaway from the monster,"(I know, we just need, ALOT of power, distract it for me please)" Tomoya said with another smirk "(wait, why!?)" "(You'll see) Tomoya responded as he started to tap his computer watch.

"(Oh fine, whatever)" Youmu said as she kept on lunging at the monster, easily distracting it from the bust Tomoya, Youmu turned around to see Tomoya on the computer "(Geez, why are you..)" Youmu said as she got interrupted from a giant swing that went into her body and made her fly a couple of meters in the air but she still landed on her feet.

("Got it!") Tomoya yelled "(Now get back") Tomoya yelled once more, then the computer watch spoke "Command accepted, launching The Iron Rod", then a dark sky started to form above the battle and a dakr hole in the middle started to rumble with lightning, little did the monster know that the thing creating the storm was actually the BlackHawke's ultimate ground weapon, The Iron rod, the hole then started to glow blue, Youmu had blocked a downward attack from the monster and is holding it there and she was starting to lose energy and fast, "Come on, come on" Tomoya spoek to himself "Charging complete, firing now" the computer watch spoke, "(Now get out of there!) Tomoya yelled at Youmu and she rolled out of the block and a line of lightning blue came from out of the hole and it hit the monster which made it hold in place from the power, then the line of blue started to twist like a cyclone, "(We have to get out of here now)" "(Why?)" "(Off the island, or we will be dust for the rest of our lives)" Tomoya responded to Youmu's question as they ran towards the bikes as the cyclone was getting bigger, they reached the bike as the cyclone had consumed the village.

"(Get on now)" Tomoya said as Youmu got on and put a helmet on as well, then the two sped of towards the StormCraft, within a minute of the attack, the two arrived at the uncloaked ship and Tomoya shoved the bike and helmets into the storage area of the ship, and he jumped into the ship and into the pilot seat and Youmu jumped in the other seat, "(Hold on, this is gonna be a bumpy ride)" Tomoya said as he grabbed the steering wheel and pulled it straight up and the ship raised from the ground and into the air from seconds as the cyclone eats the whole island, "Preparation complete, firing main cannon, have a nice day" The watch spoke once more "(Aww crap)" Tomoya said, the island which was now covered in a giant cyclone of blue, the hole in the clouds began to brighter and brighter until "KABOOOM" a white light constumed the whole island and the ocean around it, and the ship was seconds away from being destroyed with the island, the ship came to a complete hover above the ocean as Youmu and Tomoya were watching as ocean covered the hole in the Earth and the sky returned to normal, "Firing complete, Iron Rod now being recharged.

"Commander are you still alive!" A voice came out of the watch again "Yeah, me and Youmu are fine" Tomoya responded to Gaz, "Good, but we have recieved infomation that the other heroes have landed in city about 12km north of your current position" "Good we'll see if they need any help" Tomoya responded once more as he grabbed the wheel and made the ship do a complete 360 spin and burst towards the city, "(We never get any relaxation, do we)" Youmu said with a sad tone "(Nope, but mabey one day we can all go to a normal place for once for a vacation)" Tomoya said as he put back on his sunglasses and put the radio back on as they zipped off to Mumbai.

Tomoya landed the ship 10km out of Mumbai to avoid people and contact, so he landed it in an abandoned crop field, and they both got out and Tomoya cloaked it again, "(So very hungry)" Youmu mumbled "(Dont worry, ill make sure we get something to eat as we get into the city)" Tomoya said as he got out his StormCutter cycle, the two heroes then got on the bike and put the helmets on and they both drove off to the city.

Spoiler: OOC

You see what I did there, I put my catch phrase in there, hehe, also who ever posts next (whos a hero), they can fill in where and when we meet them.

 

[Moros]

Time: During the riots

"That's some crazy shit out there. Anyway, I got the data. Now lets get the hell outta here," Ken said to Millardo. Quickly making their way through the facility, they finally got to the car with little trouble. when they drove up to the entrance, they found that the blast door had been sealed shut. "What are we going to do now?" Millardo asked Ken. "Wait here," he replied as he got out of the car. When he was in front of the car, Ken created a mini-star in his hands and halved it. Canceling out one half, he enlarged the other until it was as big as the entrance. He then sent the half star through the door, creating an exit for them. He then canceled it out and got back in the car. "Drive," was all he said to Millardo when he was seated.

Spoiler: OOC

This was my attempt to correct some of the confusion that was happening with the villains. Also fuck writer's block.

 

[mcpop9]

they drove down to where they landed "This shall be fun." Millardo said getting out of the car and into epyon. "Do as you please Ken" and Millardo took off towards the base.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Spoiler: Jakeman

I was awake, you know. You woke me up in the previous post you did. BUt I digress...

Zero awoke, again, but this time on a strange fuzzy surface. He looked down and saw that he'd been loaded on a horse. He looked up, the horse looked back and snorted.

"Gyah! The f...why am I on a...?" Suddenly he felt compelled to do something. He sat up straight and adopted a smirk. "Ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back at me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he joined the Maverick Hunters and grew out his hair enough he could at least--"

"What are you doing?" Black Star interrupted him. Zero gulped and went back to the horse.

"Uh...nothing. Where are we going?"

"Bob's Temple." Gandalf replied. Zero raised an eyebrow at the weird name. "Speaking of which, we're here."

Zero got off the horse and went to stand with the other two. "So...Bob's Temple huh? Alright then..." he said as they walked towards the temple.

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: ooc shaun

its too late now, he has sev in two threads and each one has had a hole blown in the top of a dome and cross referencing the threads.