The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[world_of_dragons]

But, before anymore could be done, the blonde girl, apparently 'Hatsumi' runs between them and the dragon.

-Please don't hurt my sister!- she signs.

"...."

"...."

".... Bullshit!" The Slightly Larger Talking Bush yelled and charged the two.. Only to be kicked aside by (Samurai)Huey, who then took to the air and landed a strike that whacked its head off.

"Finished." Sighed (Samurai)Huey as he sheathed his weapon.

The blonde schoolgirl wept for the slain girl until

"Oi, Hatsumi? What's with all the noise?" The very girl (Samurai)Huey just killed poked her head through the door

Spoiler

*Ahem* For those who were more interested in a violent result, the point wasn't to kill the girls, since there's a plot point I wanted to try

 

[Shapsters]

[Hey! Thats The Talking Mighty Evergreen Tree to you buddy!]

 

[Ramthundar]

"Hm, what a delicious berry." Commented Ram. He then saw what little afro-samurai did to the dragon. "Woo! Dragon slaying! My favorite sport, next to Bear Wrestling and Piranha Diving!"

Ram looked at the new group. "Soooo...maybe we should introduce ourselves, hmm? My name..." Ram started, but quickly jumped on a nearby rock "Is Ram, Warrior of the Tundar Tribe!" he cried heroically, striking a pose.
Suddenly, many small children came to surround his rocks.

After a few minutes of silence, he turned to look at them. "This is the part where you cheer and celebrate and HOLY SHIT!" he finished, for he saw that the school children were the same as the creepy cat kid in that one movie where a white-girl go's into a haunted japanese house, and why always white girls, what, a black girl can't handle herself in a fight? let me tell you, they have quiet the punch when they get riled, like this one time...

ANYWAYS! The creepy school kids start to grab Ram. "Gahh! Someone help!"

Spoiler: occ

Now I made a pop-culture reference! YAY! Oh, and World of Dragon, don't worry about the plot points. If you keep at them, you can usually keep a story on track. It's just sometimes we like to get a little wild (watch out especially for Maddawg and Daye, both hilarious and random.)

 

[goofiegirl2002]

"Ram!" Yelled Samii, running toward the creepy school to help out Ram. Trying to get the creepy school children off of Ram, Samii used her gigantic ass to crush the creepy kids, and rescue Ram.

 

[Shapsters]

With one swipe of his brach, the children were gone.

"THERE YOU GO RAM!! THEY ARE GONE!!" he bellowed. He felt an odd feeling on his back.

"Oh no The Talking Mighty Evergreen Tree! They are gnawing away at your back!" warned Ram.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! GET THE LITTLE BASTARDS OFF ME!!"

 

[goofiegirl2002]

"Oh no, Mr. Evergreen! Don't worry, I'll save you!" Samii the Cow cried. She then rushed behind the Evergreen. "Hey, you little creepy children!" The creeps turned to stare at Samii with their huge, bug eyes. "Smell it!" she cried, then turned and stuck her butt out. Straining her colon as much as she dared, she suddenly let a massive fart rip. It blasted away the children in one mighty gust!
"Ahh, that felt good." she sighed.

 

[ajb924]

"So anyone care to explain what the factor just happened here? Or is everyone as confused as i am?" Asked Sho "Ok so what do we do now anyway, Im not farmilier with this region of japan and im betting the trees gonna turn back into the useless bush pretty soon here..."

 

[Shapsters]

HEY!! I AM A MIGHTY EVERGREEN AND I WILL destroy you do you understand me? I will... dammit!" The Talking Mighty Evergreen Tree was The Slightly Larger Talking Bush again. He looked at Sho, "I hate you so much right now."

 

[ajb924]

"So zetta pathetic, you really are useless aren't you!" Laughed Sho. "Wheres that Huey kid? i havnt seen him since samii 'defeated' the sisters... Well i really don't care, im hungry though got any more berries I can eat?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

(Ohhh Japan land of communism...or is that China.Never did anything with Japan but let's see what I can cook up.)



Ram had walked outside and saw that they were in a small village."Hey guys come check this out." Ram shouted. "I don't think were in kansas anymore." The slightly taller bush looked at Ram "Wait we were Isarel not Kansas." "You know what I mean." He went back inside to see if he could find a map or a calander. "Let's see here I can't read the map but the date is August 6th 1945. There's something famaliar about that date." HOLY SHIT!! THE BLAST SENT US BACK IN TIME!" Shouted the Bush. "Now hold on Bush it could just be a really old calander." Said Samii. "Will you two be quiet for 5 seconds listen." Shouted Sho. A loud whistiling sound was clearly heard. As seconds passed the sound became louder. "I remeber now it's the date of the U.S bombing of Hiroshima and.. if there...is a bomb...falling...then were in Hiroshima." Ram went completly pale and shouted "RUN FOR YOURE LIFE!!! SCREW WOMEN AND CHILDREN SAVE THE FARM ANIMAL! PARTICULARLY THE ONE WITH HORNS!!!!."

Spoiler: All set

You wanted random well you got it and to Shapsters. Yes I did make a Uranus joke

 

[world_of_dragons]

(OCC: Well, I was planning something with those two sisters... But, I'll see if I can swing back to it)

(Samurai)Huey stepped outside and looked up noticing a bunch of kids running by with whistles.

"Oh, come on, now." He said and turned toward the Ram.

But (Samurai)Huey didn't get much else out as the house suddenly exploded, sending them back to yet another time period....

 

[Shapsters]

(OCC: Well, I was planning something with those two sisters... But, I'll see if I can swing back to it)

(Samurai)Huey stepped outside and looked up noticing a bunch of kids running by with whistles.

"Oh, come on, now." He said and turned toward the Ram.

But (Samurai)Huey didn't get much else out as the house suddenly exploded, sending them back to yet another time period....

[Little advice with this thread, if you want a story, do it in as few posts as possible. The fun of the thread is to go crazy with the plots!]

 

[ajb924]

When they looked around they were all in the middle of the revolutionary war!!! "What was that bright light" They heard george washington say from the distance. "Where the hell are we sho said dusting off his cap. Then all of a sudden Ram screamed "Look out Nazi fighter jets from above!!" (Did i go to far with the nazi's?) "This is bad, zetta, zetta bad... By killing the twins we caused a rip in the space time continuam which is why were being attacked by nazi's in the middle of the revolutionary war!!" Exclaimed sho

 

[world_of_dragons]

"Which is why I was trying not to kill them!"(Samurai)Huey pointed out.

"Come on, we're gonna need to find a way outta here before we end up getting blown up"

 

[RagnorakTres]

Suddenly, a man in Paladin's armor that had the pattern of the American flag appeared. "Come with me if you want to live." he said and he led the heroes off of the battlefield and to a house. "I am the American Paladin. I was born at the beginning of this great country, and I need to get back to killing those bastards with the flying contraptions. Excuse me, you should be safe here, at least for the moment." and with that, he went back to making incredible jumps and cutting the Nazi fighters in half with his broadsword.

 

[ajb924]

Suddenly a lazer beam fired from the sky as alien spaceships began to destroy everything! "SOHCAHTOA looks like im gonna have to help out this time..." Sho said transforming into his noise form (looks like this if anyone cares =P http://theworldendswithyou.neoseeker.com/wiki/File:Noise_92.PNG ) Sho then telaported up on top of one of the alien ships and began to claw at it.

 

[Shapsters]

The Now Regular Sized Talking Bush groaned,

"This is getting out of hand! We need to just calm down! Everyone calm down!" The Now Regular Sized Talking Bush began running around the room, "Be CALM!!!"

He accidentally at a berry and began growing, he blew the roof off of the bomb shelter and was The Mighty Talking Evergreen Tree yet again.

DAMMIT!!

 

[ajb924]

After saying this the alien ship sho had been attacking fell right next to where the mighty evergreen was standing and Sho landed right afterwards. "Damnit this is tking to long were all gonna be killed if we dont figure out a way to stop the aliens now!Gesturing toward the templar "It looks like hes got the nazis under control but we gotta take care of the aliens, and even my immense power isnt enough to do it fast enough! Ugh i cant believe im saying this... Idiot bush, you have any ideas?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The Now Regular Sized Talking Bush groaned,

"This is getting out of hand! We need to just calm down! Everyone calm down!" The Now Regular Sized Talking Bush began running around the room, "Be CALM!!!"

He accidentally at a berry and began growing, he blew the roof off of the bomb shelter and was The Mighty Talking Evergreen Tree yet again.

DAMMIT!!

(How do you accidentally eat a fruit)

The Evergreen moved left and right dodging bombs from the Nazi's. Of coruse while doing so he nearly crushed Ram,Heuy (Why do you put samuri in front of your name anyway?) and Sami. "Great I can't tell what is worse. We either die becuase of a talking tree stomping on us or we die becuase of the bombs.Can it get any worse!" Said Ram. While thrasing about a alien ship crashed into the mighty evergreen. The crash caused a mighty exploison and although he survived Evergreen tree was on fire. "OH SHIT PUT IT OUT!" shouted Evergreen tree. "Great so now if we live long enough for the fire spread we'll be burnt alive." Said Ram

We interupt this plot twist with a message from Sir Nigel Brakenwell. The smartest english gentlemen of the 16th centurey.

"The one major flaw in most bomb shelters of the revolutionary War was that they were highly Flammable. A tad ironic by main standerds."

We now return to your feature plottwist.

"HOW THE FUCK DID WE END UP IN CARE BEAR VILLAGE" shouted the Evergreen tree. "Why are you complaining you were on fire and you were getting shot at." Said Huey.

 

[Shapsters]

The Now Regular Sized Talking Bush groaned,

"This is getting out of hand! We need to just calm down! Everyone calm down!" The Now Regular Sized Talking Bush began running around the room, "Be CALM!!!"

He accidentally at a berry and began growing, he blew the roof off of the bomb shelter and was The Mighty Talking Evergreen Tree yet again.

DAMMIT!!

(How do you accidentally eat a fruit)

The Evergreen moved left and right dodging bombs from the Nazi's. Of coruse while doing so he nearly crushed Ram,Heuy (Why do you put samuri in front of your name anyway?) and Sami. "Great I can't tell what is worse. We either die becuase of a talking tree stomping on us or we die becuase of the bombs.Can it get any worse!" Said Ram. While thrasing about a alien ship crashed into the mighty evergreen. The crash caused a mighty exploison and although he survived Evergreen tree was on fire. "OH SHIT PUT IT OUT!" shouted Evergreen tree. "Great so now if we live long enough for the fire spread we'll be burnt alive." Said Ram

We interupt this plot twist with a message from Sir Nigel Brakenwell. The smartest english gentlemen of the 16th centurey.

"The one major flaw in most bomb shelters of the revolutionary War was that they were highly Flammable. A tad ironic by main standerds."

We now return to your feature plottwist.

"HOW THE FUCK DID WE END UP IN CARE BEAR VILLAGE" shouted the Evergreen tree. "Why are you complaining you were on fire and you were getting shot at." Said Huey.

How does he talk? Some of the branches make a mouth ok?!

Also, do you even have a character? Or do you just make completely random nonsense plot twists?(Not saying that in a bad way)