The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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Yeah, you can, if you want to. Though you don't have to only post when we're fighting you. Just look at Maddawg! Or Daye. We barely fight them head on, but they post as much (and sometimes more) then we do.ajb924 said:
But you choose whatever path you want. Cheers!
Suddenly the stained glass window that was just repaired smashed into a million pieces. A Pelican came crashing through and landed in the middle of the group, squashing a anti-hero. Master Kitty jumped out,
"Shit, who did I squish?!"
"Uh... Vin Diesel from Chronicles of Riddick."
"Ha! You are welcome!" Master Kitty jumped on to the ground, "Why are you guys having a villain conference without me?! Damn you Maddawg! Now what is the plan?"
"Shit, who did I squish?!"
"Uh... Vin Diesel from Chronicles of Riddick."
"Ha! You are welcome!" Master Kitty jumped on to the ground, "Why are you guys having a villain conference without me?! Damn you Maddawg! Now what is the plan?"
"zombies, why'd it have to be zombies?" splazor cat said, while shooting the zombies.
"this is not the time for indiana jones references splazor."ram said.
"fine. but look a bald guy with a shotgu... ohh he's dead. BUT LOOK A TUNNEL! yea baby yea!"
splazor said while running towards the tunnel.
"this is not the time for indiana jones references splazor."ram said.
"fine. but look a bald guy with a shotgu... ohh he's dead. BUT LOOK A TUNNEL! yea baby yea!"
splazor said while running towards the tunnel.
Our heroes escape though the tunnels but find themselves in a labyrinth of sewer tunnels and other crap.
"Ugh, smells like shit down here!" Ram cursed.
"Of course, it's a sewer..."(Samurai)Huey supplied
"Hey is it me or is the water actually rising?" Someone from the group asked.
"Ugh, smells like shit down here!" Ram cursed.
"Of course, it's a sewer..."(Samurai)Huey supplied
"Hey is it me or is the water actually rising?" Someone from the group asked.
<spoiler=Daye>Sir, you are a wonderful person for remembering all of our exploits. You have inspired me to resurrect Ragnorak and kick some more ass.The party heard groans and splashes as the headcrab zombies slogged through the sewer muck. "Well, all those zombies must be what is making the sewer rise; displacement of matter and all that." said (Samurai) Huey. "I think this is where we make our last stand." he continued as the splashing got louder and better defined, revealing itself to be coming from all four directions of the cross they were at. The sewer mist rose a little revealing the leading edge of the zombie horde.
Pish pish pish pish
The horde advanced as the party pulled into a tight defensive formation. "I love you guys!" said Splazor.
Pish pish pish pish
"Yeah, yeah, we know. You told us back at the reminiscing spot. Now get ready." said (Samurai) Huey.
Pish pish pish pish
"Dammit, there's too many of them! I can't get up enough speed!" cursed Ram as the horde advanced.
Pish pish pishaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"What's that sound? It seems to be getting closer...OH MY GOD!!" said Splazor.
A huge Combine ripped up ths street, revealing it's ten-story grandeur to the party. It raised it's foot up to crush them all.
"The Law of Mass dictates that an object's mass dramatically increases the force when said object collides with the ground. With your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat." The voice didn't really seem to be coming from any one direction, but rather from all of them at once.
"...Wut?" said Splazor.
"The bigger they are, the harder they fall!" Suddenly, a brown streak burst from the water directly behind the beast. It struck a pose in the sun, directly where the heroes could see it. It had four limbs, a tail and a ridiculously large scythe which was coming down on the Combine's head. The scythe crashed to the ground in an instant, the Combine split in twain. The ninja monkey picked it up, put it over one shoulder and addressed Ram. "Sorry old friend, I would have been here sooner but the traffic in Albequerque was just stupid bad."
Pish pish pish pish
The horde advanced as the party pulled into a tight defensive formation. "I love you guys!" said Splazor.
Pish pish pish pish
"Yeah, yeah, we know. You told us back at the reminiscing spot. Now get ready." said (Samurai) Huey.
Pish pish pish pish
"Dammit, there's too many of them! I can't get up enough speed!" cursed Ram as the horde advanced.
Pish pish pishaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"What's that sound? It seems to be getting closer...OH MY GOD!!" said Splazor.
A huge Combine ripped up ths street, revealing it's ten-story grandeur to the party. It raised it's foot up to crush them all.
"The Law of Mass dictates that an object's mass dramatically increases the force when said object collides with the ground. With your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat." The voice didn't really seem to be coming from any one direction, but rather from all of them at once.
"...Wut?" said Splazor.
"The bigger they are, the harder they fall!" Suddenly, a brown streak burst from the water directly behind the beast. It struck a pose in the sun, directly where the heroes could see it. It had four limbs, a tail and a ridiculously large scythe which was coming down on the Combine's head. The scythe crashed to the ground in an instant, the Combine split in twain. The ninja monkey picked it up, put it over one shoulder and addressed Ram. "Sorry old friend, I would have been here sooner but the traffic in Albequerque was just stupid bad."
"Ragnorak!"Ram cried, giving the monkey a big goat-hug. "How's my favorite ninja-monkey doing eh? Oh, there is so much you need to catch up on, my friend. Let me introduce to you some of the new guys here!"
Ram's introductions were interrupted by an impatient gurgle. It came from the group of zombies around them, some with their arms crossed and feet tapping.
"Oh, sorry, mind slipped, let me just THOR'S CLAP!"
Ram sent a charge of electricity at the zombies, hitting one and the lightning passing through the water to hit all the others. Soon their was nothing left but some ash and the smell of crispy flesh.
"Alrighty, since that's out of the way, let's have some introductions."
Ram's introductions were interrupted by an impatient gurgle. It came from the group of zombies around them, some with their arms crossed and feet tapping.
"Oh, sorry, mind slipped, let me just THOR'S CLAP!"
Ram sent a charge of electricity at the zombies, hitting one and the lightning passing through the water to hit all the others. Soon their was nothing left but some ash and the smell of crispy flesh.
"Alrighty, since that's out of the way, let's have some introductions."
We'll just use this time as a chance to see who's all still with us. Splazor Cat probably won't post, but we're keeping him cause we always have. As for Samii the Cow, GoofieGirl may still be with us, but if not I'm still keeping her around. She's good for innuendos. And welcome back, Ragnorak!
"No time for that friend" The monkey said to ram "We've got a bigger problem." upon saying this a a big daddy from bioshock rose from the muck.
"This sucks monkey balls..." Splazor said.
MEANWHILE
At nexus or wherever the hell alex merca is...
The whip like fist slung toward Maddawg. Sho stopped the fist in it's tracks with a blast of paralyzing sound.
"Heh, Maddawg is a key variable for my desired solution, i can't have you messing with it!" with this he blasted Alex towards a wall "There, that should take care of him for the moment..." Sho said
"Wait, wait, WAIT!!" Master kitty cried "What in the hell are you doing here!? I just dropped you off with the heroes!!" Sho whent on to explain the situation to him. "Ohhh, well that makes sense..." Master Kitty mumbled.
"Now those heroes don't stand a chance, their end is nigh!" Maddawg remarked
"This sucks monkey balls..." Splazor said.
MEANWHILE
At nexus or wherever the hell alex merca is...
The whip like fist slung toward Maddawg. Sho stopped the fist in it's tracks with a blast of paralyzing sound.
"Heh, Maddawg is a key variable for my desired solution, i can't have you messing with it!" with this he blasted Alex towards a wall "There, that should take care of him for the moment..." Sho said
"Wait, wait, WAIT!!" Master kitty cried "What in the hell are you doing here!? I just dropped you off with the heroes!!" Sho whent on to explain the situation to him. "Ohhh, well that makes sense..." Master Kitty mumbled.
"Now those heroes don't stand a chance, their end is nigh!" Maddawg remarked
Do you honestly think we can make money for this!? You have to understand that more then half the heroes/ villians were taken from comics, games, and movies. There is no way we could sell this to a company, we'd be sued for copyright issues.
Samii the cow stepped forward and bowed her head to the ninja monkey. "Hello Mr. Ragnorak, pleasure to meet a friend of my Rammy-poo! My name is Samii, Samii the cow." Then Samii stood on her hind legs and gave Mr. Ragnorak a BIG cow hug! <('-'<)
*ninja'd sorry this happened before Sho posted***SOWY***
*ninja'd sorry this happened before Sho posted***SOWY***
"Huey Freeman. Heard a little about you while I was in... Nevermind" (Samurai)Huey nodded before slipping behind the Big Daddy and chopping it in half.
"Mr. Bubbles! NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Cried a little sister running up to the two halves of the once proud monstrosity.
"Hey a little sister! Let's harvest her for Adam!" Splazor suggest while approaching the little one with glee... Until being smacked by (Samurai)Huey
"And do what with it?! You don't use any plasmids! Next to that; killing her would be child cruelty!"
"....."
"......"
"So?"
WHAM
"Touch the girl and you die..."(Samurai)Huey threatened
"Mr. Bubbles! NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Cried a little sister running up to the two halves of the once proud monstrosity.
"Hey a little sister! Let's harvest her for Adam!" Splazor suggest while approaching the little one with glee... Until being smacked by (Samurai)Huey
"And do what with it?! You don't use any plasmids! Next to that; killing her would be child cruelty!"
"....."
"......"
"So?"
WHAM
"Touch the girl and you die..."(Samurai)Huey threatened
"ENOUGH!!!" A voice booms from an chair down the hall.
Soon enough Alex was surrounded by troops dressing in pink plexi glass armour
*The man in the chair slowly turns around- Bond villan style and bekons to the pink guards to bring a trapped Alex*
"Who the fuck are you?" Alex snorted
"Me, I am pimppeter2!! Greatest pimp in the world!!" The fat man bosted from his chair
"Why are you here" Alex questioned
"You see dear boy, I am the ring leader of the biggest prostitiute/drug/pony scam in all the land" The fat man sweated out between laughter
"Now, as for you, my boy Alex!"The Fat man stammered on "I could provide you with what you want, assuming you can do me a favor"
*A sweaty Maddawg stands there looking angered while being tended to*
"So why would you be hear, at a confrence of villans" Alex said hoping to buy himself some time
"You see dear boy, without violence and villany, vice cannot exist! In order to succesfully run such an empire, I must first corrupt the land"
"And what do you want from me!" Alex spat
"You see Alex, I could provide you with everything you seek. And all you have to do is eliminate some pesky heros for me! What do you say"
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((((OOC: Hi everyone!! I don't know if I'm playing right seeing as this is my first RP adventure! But hopefully you find my plot twist exciting while not damaging!!!!!))))
Soon enough Alex was surrounded by troops dressing in pink plexi glass armour
*The man in the chair slowly turns around- Bond villan style and bekons to the pink guards to bring a trapped Alex*
"Who the fuck are you?" Alex snorted
"Me, I am pimppeter2!! Greatest pimp in the world!!" The fat man bosted from his chair
"Why are you here" Alex questioned
"You see dear boy, I am the ring leader of the biggest prostitiute/drug/pony scam in all the land" The fat man sweated out between laughter
"Now, as for you, my boy Alex!"The Fat man stammered on "I could provide you with what you want, assuming you can do me a favor"
*A sweaty Maddawg stands there looking angered while being tended to*
"So why would you be hear, at a confrence of villans" Alex said hoping to buy himself some time
"You see dear boy, without violence and villany, vice cannot exist! In order to succesfully run such an empire, I must first corrupt the land"
"And what do you want from me!" Alex spat
"You see Alex, I could provide you with everything you seek. And all you have to do is eliminate some pesky heros for me! What do you say"
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((((OOC: Hi everyone!! I don't know if I'm playing right seeing as this is my first RP adventure! But hopefully you find my plot twist exciting while not damaging!!!!!))))