"And thus, you die!" Sam yelled, striking Maddawg in the face with a shovel. He backed towards the edge of a cliff, and Sam sprung forward, landed with both feet on Maddawg's chest, and shot him many many times with an Uzi. The force of the bullets sent them both tumbling over the cliff, where they landed on top of the Colossus. And then they started fighting awesomely on it's head, with much explosions and attack-calling.