The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Nice one!" Infinity Man said to Glenrath, giving him a high-five. "And don't worry, that one didn't contain AIDS."
"Hey, Glen, what did Sidoh do to warrant getting stuck in a box?" Sam asked angrily, and cracked a bottle over Glenrath's head.
"Thanks man!" Sidoh said, standing to his feet and cracking a bottle over Sam's head.
"Hey, what kind of thanks is that?" Rag accused, cracking a bottle over Sidoh's head.
"You seem to get more lines than me!" Grimm grumbled at Rag, then cracked a bottle over his head.
"Grimm said something! That's my cue!" Xandus declared, dual-wielding claymore/light-bottles and cracking them both over Grimm's head. And with that, everyone was suddenly indiscriminately punching one another while music from the black-and-white film era played in the background.
"Thanks man!" Sidoh said, standing to his feet and cracking a bottle over Sam's head.
"Hey, what kind of thanks is that?" Rag accused, cracking a bottle over Sidoh's head.
"You seem to get more lines than me!" Grimm grumbled at Rag, then cracked a bottle over his head.
"Grimm said something! That's my cue!" Xandus declared, dual-wielding claymore/light-bottles and cracking them both over Grimm's head. And with that, everyone was suddenly indiscriminately punching one another while music from the black-and-white film era played in the background.
Infinity Man punched Orgazmo in the throat, sending a burst of energy at Sam and Grimm. "Yee-hah!"
I.M. paused Sam in time and drew a moustache on him. He then resumed time, and kicked him so hard in the balls that he would talk in an Italian accent for the next... say, three posts.
"IT'S" Glen punched Xandus. "IT'S" He then punched Sidoh. "BALLROOM BILTZ" Clucked as he landed multiple punches into the stomach of Cyberyan. He went flying backwards and landed in a bin.
"We really do beat on him huh?" Said Ram next to Glen.
"Ach, he'll survive.... FOR NOW!" Replied Glen menacing.
"We really do beat on him huh?" Said Ram next to Glen.
"Ach, he'll survive.... FOR NOW!" Replied Glen menacing.
"Oh, look," Said Sidoh, "Sam's saved. Guess I came here for nothing." Sidoh thought about what to do. "Oh, I know! I'll take memory-less Sam out, and train him as my apprentice! That'll make for an interesting plot point!" Sidoh then backflipped into Sam's brain, not knowing quite what would come next.
Chicago Ted flew into Sam's head the same time Sidoh did. "Oh fucking great," Said Sidoh, "Now I have to put up with you in Sam's head." "why am i so bad?" Asked Ted. Sidoh sighed, and walked down the twisted staircase that led to the dark bowels of Sam's mind. "seriously, wats wrong?" Asked Ted. "Seriously," Said Sidoh, "You're just kind of annoying. Your posts are usually one sentence long, you have major grammatical errors . . . I don't know. You seem like a nice guy, just a little annoy-" Sidoh stopped short. "wat?" Asked Ted. Sidoh pointed, and Ted looked in the according direction, where an army of krogans stood guarding the entrance to Sam's happy place. "Fuck," Said Sidoh, "I feel like I'm in that one episode of Teen Titans."
"dont worry!" Said Chicago Ted. "ill kill som krogans!" As such, Chicago Ted began killing krogans. Sidoh sighed. "Well, at least he's not shy." Sidoh then pressed a button on his Death Note v2, and it transformed into the rifle from Mass Effect. Sidoh then began head-shooting the krogans.
Zepren said:
OK I have a few problems First of all this whole attack and rape my character is getting on my nerves. It's OK if it's actually funny but so far I haven't been able to be amused. Another thing is that the odd confusion about who your talking about, There is CybeRyan and CybeRhianna ones a guy the others a chick, be sure you know who your talking about. Also Zepren, Phil do you have to attack me any chance you get. Look all I'm asking is to reserve attacking for comical purposes.
As for Orgazmo I recommend you go after the girl since the guy (Ryan) is usually in robot from so he has no hole. The girl almost always has her synthetic skin on has all the proper feminine attributes (You know what I mean)
As for Orgazmo I recommend you go after the girl since the guy (Ryan) is usually in robot from so he has no hole. The girl almost always has her synthetic skin on has all the proper feminine attributes (You know what I mean)
A motorbike drove through the landscape and ran over a few Krogans. The bike began to skid out of control and the driver jumped off. He took out what looked like two lightsabers and began slicing the fuck out of the lizards.
After killing around ten he stopped for a moment. And looked at the others.
"Who are you?" Ram asked
"Travis Touchdown, and I'm the number 1 ranked assasin."
"What are you doing here anyways?" Sam asked him "Didn't you JUST finish a new game? Or was the ending really that unsatisfying.
"I'm looking for the exit called Paradise. And yes, yes it was." Travis responded simply and began to cut up more lizards.
"Ram and Maddawg scuttled off to the side of the war and looked at eachother. "Who gets him?" Ram asked
"I don't know! He said assassin right? Does that make him evil?" Maddawg replied.
"I don't think that proves he is or isn't... Look at Assassin's Creed." Ram said.
"Good point... BUT! You guys have like 8 people! The villains have like one serious poster now that Sho's gone!"
"SO!? That's your own fault!" Ram said.
"HOW!?" Maddawg responded
"CUZ I SAID SO! And you already got a lightsaber dude!" Ram pouted.
"You have a few gods!"
"ORGAZMO DOESN'T COUNT!"
"He seems to like killing stuff..." Maddawg mumbled.
"Yea... That can't be normal..." Ram said looking at Travis as he laughed tore things apart.
Anthony suddenly jumped through one of the many rips in the fourth wall.
"AHEM." Anthony coughed at the two. "He's a good guy."
"Why do you get to make that decision!?" Maddawg whined.
"Because I played the FUCKING GAME!" Anthony said irritated. "That, and he's MY CHARACTER!"
"Why did you go through the trouble of this convorsation? Why not have him say this?" Ram asked.
"Well, it would look weird if he said he was a good guy, but it would be weirder having him as a bad guy. So I wasted your time if you read this far! EAT IT BITCHES!" Anthony said before leaving through a rip.
"Someone ought to tape those up..." Maddawg mumbled before jumping toward Ram with his chainsaw.
After killing around ten he stopped for a moment. And looked at the others.
"Who are you?" Ram asked
"Travis Touchdown, and I'm the number 1 ranked assasin."
"What are you doing here anyways?" Sam asked him "Didn't you JUST finish a new game? Or was the ending really that unsatisfying.
"I'm looking for the exit called Paradise. And yes, yes it was." Travis responded simply and began to cut up more lizards.
"Ram and Maddawg scuttled off to the side of the war and looked at eachother. "Who gets him?" Ram asked
"I don't know! He said assassin right? Does that make him evil?" Maddawg replied.
"I don't think that proves he is or isn't... Look at Assassin's Creed." Ram said.
"Good point... BUT! You guys have like 8 people! The villains have like one serious poster now that Sho's gone!"
"SO!? That's your own fault!" Ram said.
"HOW!?" Maddawg responded
"CUZ I SAID SO! And you already got a lightsaber dude!" Ram pouted.
"You have a few gods!"
"ORGAZMO DOESN'T COUNT!"
"He seems to like killing stuff..." Maddawg mumbled.
"Yea... That can't be normal..." Ram said looking at Travis as he laughed tore things apart.
Anthony suddenly jumped through one of the many rips in the fourth wall.
"AHEM." Anthony coughed at the two. "He's a good guy."
"Why do you get to make that decision!?" Maddawg whined.
"Because I played the FUCKING GAME!" Anthony said irritated. "That, and he's MY CHARACTER!"
"Why did you go through the trouble of this convorsation? Why not have him say this?" Ram asked.
"Well, it would look weird if he said he was a good guy, but it would be weirder having him as a bad guy. So I wasted your time if you read this far! EAT IT BITCHES!" Anthony said before leaving through a rip.
"Someone ought to tape those up..." Maddawg mumbled before jumping toward Ram with his chainsaw.
They're jealous they don't have the golden physical comedy prop... GRIMM! They just need someone to hit when bored. You must've been the unlucky winner.
Am I horrible with introductions or what!
