The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Zepren]

Glenrath twirled the fire scythe above his head. He slammed it into the ground and then let out a terrifying roar. He charged at secondus.

"My poster doesn't know who on earth you are, but prepare to DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, he brought the scythe crashing down. Secondus dodged, the scythe hit the ground in a fiery explosion that rocked the heroes and villians.

Glenrath ripped the scythe out of the ground and swung it around madly.

 

[SpaceSpork]

"Ha ha!" Shouted Secondus. "Fools! I am . . . er, was Sam . . . er, I was the shell of Sam, and . . . er . . . Hmm . . ."
"Get to the point!" Shouted the heroes and the villans simeltaniously.
"Well," Said Seconds, "When Sam put his body in Anti-Sam, me, the original Sam's soul, went to Sam's happy place. Sidoh found me, and then began training me as his Sith apprentice."
Glenrath, really not caring, lunged at Secondus Like A Virgin who wants to kill Secondus. Wait . . . That didn't make any sense. Never mind. He just lunged at Secondus.
Secondus easily dodged, and curbstomped Glenrath. Like A Virgin. Okay, I'll stop.

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath burst into feathers under Secondus' boot. He grinned in wicked glee but the smile was soon wiped off his face.

"Ha! Decoy!" Said Glenrath from above. Secondus looked up as Glen landed on his shoulders, the blade of the scythe curled round Secondus' neck.
"Last words?" Cluck Glenrath.

 

[Sam G]

"Wait, hang on, so... If Secondus is my soul, and Anti-Sam is my body, that'd make me... My mind?" Sam pondered this. "Well actually, that makes more sense than anything else that's happened. I mean, that's what my existence has been this whole time; the mind of my poster melded into the internet... Okay, got that sorted, prepare to be ended!" Sam twirled his lightsaber-tonfa and pointed it at the immobile Secondus's throat. He lunged forward, but stopped short at the last second. "Haha, got you! Nah, Glenrath, let 'im go. I mean, if you were to kill him, who knows what the hell could happen to me, Ant, and consequently the rest of the universe? We'd best not kill him." Sam reached into his bag and pulled out a large hamster ball. "Alrighty then, other other me, into the ball!"
"Cease and desist!" Sidoh appeared out of nowhere using his Teleport Note and drew a lightsaber. "Sam, I'm afraid I can't allow you to take my apprentice."
"Well, that's gonna be a problem..." Sam twirled his tonfa, slightly less cockily. "Sid. My friend. Since we met, I knew we'd cross blades some day. Unfortunate that it had to happen so soon..." Sam stepped towards Sidoh and dropped into a fighting crouch. "Glenrath; keep Secondus occupied. I have to deal with this myself." Thus, Sam G, the genre-savvy weapon-master and his old friend Sidoh, the shinigami with a lightsaber, locked blades for the first time.

Spoiler: Spacer and the gang

Have you read Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light_and_Dark_The_Adventures_of_Dark_Yagami]? I direct this predominantly at you, Spacey-boy, as it contains a lot of elements (Royal Death Note, Teleport Note, Everything Note) that kind of remind me of some of the stuff you use. I added "and the gang" because to anyone who hasn't read it, it's pretty damn funny and worth a glance.
P.S. Yeah, it's supposed to be that bad.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Wait, Wait, hold on a second!" Phil said, running into the room, transforming in infinity staff into a shovel. He quickly swung the shovel at Secondus' face, flatting it comically.

"Okay, I just wanted to get one hit off. Continue." he said in a gleeful tone before turning to Spanky. He grabbed him with one hand and brung him up to eye level.

"And if you put me in a bikini one more FUKING time, i'll personally make sure to serve you with a side of scrambled eggs! DO YOU HEAR ME, PORKY?!" He yelled at the character before tossing him into a wall and leaving the room to change out of aforementioned bikini.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Never minding Spanky, Sidoh and Sam kept fighting in space. Sidoh grabbed his Lightsaber's handle tightly, his palms sweating. Sidoh activated his Lightsaber, and lashed out at Sam. Their blades struck, the ringing sound of metal and energy clashing in a hellish cacophony of crashes. Sam, in a lucky slash with the hilt of his sword, knocked Sidoh off his feet.. Sam and Sidoh kept locking blades, but it was obvious Sidoh was being driven back.
It was then that Secondus struck Sam from behind.

 

[ajb924]

"I'm bored!" Travis said.
"Same here..." Maddawg mumbled.
"It seems like we're only major characters to the RP when Xandus decides to post..." Grimm said
"Yea... I miss Maddawg's posting..." Travis mumbled.
"You weren't even around!" Grimm said.
"To make things easier on my poster, I have Sho's memories." Travis explained.
"I don't care anymore..." Grimm mumbled.
"I HAVE A PLAN!" Travis exclaimed.
"I've been around longer than him, why does he get more respect?" Grimm whined, and was punched out of the spaceship
Travis told the other villains his idea and they smiled in agreement. Except for Grimm. Who's head exploded in the vacuum of space.

Spoiler: GOD DAMMIT SAM!

EVERY TIME YOU POST! You make yourself MORE awesome. First it was knowing about the Precious Sine video, then your TWEWY post, now the Dark Adventures? You earn 100 internet points. For each of those three things. Congratulations.

 

[ajb924]

"I'm bored!" Travis said.
"Same here..." Maddawg mumbled.
"It seems like we're only major characters to the RP when Xandus decides to post..." Grimm said
"Yea... I miss Maddawg's posting..." Travis mumbled.
"You weren't even around!" Grimm said.
"To make things easier on my poster, I have Sho's memories." Travis explained.
"I don't care anymore..." Grimm mumbled.
"I HAVE A PLAN!" Travis exclaimed.
"I've been around longer than him, why does he get more respect?" Grimm whined, and was punched out of the spaceship
Travis told the other villains his idea and they smiled in agreement. Except for Grimm. Who's head exploded in the vacuum of space.

Spoiler: GOD DAMMIT SAM!

EVERY TIME YOU POST! You make yourself MORE awesome. First it was knowing about the Precious Sine video, then your TWEWY post, now the Dark Adventures? You earn 100 internet points. For each of those three things. Congratulations.

Spoiler: What?

I dont get it/

Spoiler: It's simple

I get all his references. Instead of saying "lol" like a normal person, I did that.

 

[Zepren]

Spoiler: OOC

Don't worry, no-one gets half of mine

 

[SpaceSpork]

"STOP IT WITH THE OOC POSTS!" Shouted Sidoh, lashing out violently at Emmauel and whoever the fuck Travis and Glenrath's posters are.

 

[Zepren]

Glenrath kicks Sidoh in the face.

"FEAR THE OOC!" He yells.

 

[Zepren]

"Wow, This Spanky guy is a freak. I think i'm gonna go be neutral. Well when I say Neutral i mean kick both sides arses. MUWHAHAHAHAHA" Glenrath clucked as he vanished and reappeared high above both ships. He pulled out his Blunderbuss and then pulled out a second one.

"Want some?" He asked aiming a gun at each ship, the barrels of both guns glowed piercingly bright.

"GET SOME!" He boomed as he blasted two massive plasma rays at the ships, it burst right through one side and out the other of each ship.

The two ships lost all power and began to flop and fall.

"MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Glenrath. "Ah, its fun to let out my wicked side sometimes."

 

[Zepren]

Spoiler: OOC

For real? thats your character? lol

 

[Sam G]

"So, after all this time, you're suddenly leaving us for no reason whatsoever...? Dude, what the hell!? I mean, personally, I wouldn't have any problems with you changing sides if you'd done it for some emotional, epic reason, but you're just going to defect from the heroes after all these months of fighting together for no reason other than that you're bored!?!?" Sam's hair stood up on his head and his pupils turned white. He sprung at Glenrath, pulling a scythe out of his bag, and yelled. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
"Dude, stop ignoring me!" Secondus threw a lightsaber-kunai at Sam, narrowly missing his left ear. Sam spun around in the air and flung his scythe like a boomerang, piercing Secondus through the stomach. A gash suddenly appeared in Sam's stomach, identical to the one caused by his scythe on Secondus.
"Crap..." Sam lost momentum and started falling through the air. Well that was an idiot move. Of course I'd get injured by that; we're both immaterial halves of the same whole. That reminds me: I wonder if the Anti-Sam felt that?

Meanwhile, in a school in Yorkshire, a boy named Anthony Samson passed out on the ground, bleeding out his stomach.
"Hey, Sam, are you alright?" His friend Lloyd asked, somewhat redundantly as there was now a gaping hole in Anthony's tummy. "Crap..." Lloyd looked around to make sure no-one was watching, and charged a negative energy in his hands. He abruptly stuck his left hand inside the hole, then drew it out again. Within seconds the wound was gone.
"Uhh... How did I get here...?" Sam glanced up at his american friend's face. "Um... Lloyd... Mind explaining to me why your eyes are red?"
"What? Oh- Sorry, crap. As a matter of fact, it might be easier for you not to know." Lloyd stood up, and happened to notice the katana that had appeared in his schoolmate's hand. "Hey, where did that come from?"
"What, this? I dunno. Just sort of... appears, when I'm under any sort of stress. Came in handy scaring away some mormons once."
"Appears, eh? Kind of like a SHaDOW..." Lloyd muttered under his breath.
"What? You say something?" Sam pulled himself to his feet and looked at his friend inquisitively.
"No, it's nothing... Hey, we'd best get going; we're gonna be late for spanish..." Lloyd set off briskly, and Sam followed him.