The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Tiny116]

Spoiler: OOC

Well i'm with rams group?

Tiny turned around at the sound of all the grunting and Garrus started flashing all sorts of coloured circles over his screen. Settling on Link and a little fairy thing hiding behind him.
'Where is the next town Garrus?' Tiny Whispered

"two miles east past the trolls bridge Garrus replied

Tiny repeated this to Link. 'Should be a good tavern there to...lots of chickens as well if i remember rightly!'

"Stop making things up Tiny" Garrus scolded.

Tiny grumbled a little to himself, glad he didn't add a Loudspeaker to Garrus's upgrades.

 

[Zepren]

"Gah" Said Glenrath looking at link and midna then around the whole of ram's team.
"I know, buncha fools" Said Mr.T.
"Yeah there really are alot of fannies." Sighed Glenrath. "and we gotta work with them."
"Wobbuffet!" Said Wobbuffet bursting out of one of the pokeballs on Glenrath's hip.
"Wobbuffet, return!" Said Glenrath, returning the creature to it's ball.
"We really keeping true to this Team Rocket parody huh?" Asked Mr.T to Glenrath, spinning a pokeball on his finger.
"Why not? It's fun. And has a perfect explanation..."
"That explanation still pending?" Asked Mr.T
"Well we were gone for a few pages and a story arc or two. Perfectly reasonable." Smiled the Mage-chicken.
"Your just gonna say magic though aren't yo?"
"Well... actually.... yeah you got me. I'm a fucking mage-chicken man. I can do this shit." Proclaimed Glenrath

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Link Bowed his head.
"Thank you. I owe you one!"
Link walked off, away from the group, waving good-bye behind him.
Midna pops up from Link's shadow.
"Well! Look who got his voice back! And it doesn't sounds half bad either. Ehehehehe! Well let's get going to that Garrus place."
"Agreed. I need to roast one of those chickens, I'm starving. Freaking bee larvae isn't enough to keep me full."
Link walked away from the group giving a final farewell.
"Goodbye travelers! Call me if you need any help!"
"Don't encourage them... We can't afford to get sidetracked. We have to find that 3rd mirror piece and we have no leads."
"Well we can ask the people at the Garrus place if they've seen anything."
Link continued forwward until he was out of sight from Ram's group.

"That guy was kinda weird..." Said Tiny.

 

[Tiny116]

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"Chicken is of high intelligence" Garrus alerted Tiny
'You're kidding me!' Tiny explained looking at the chicken (Glenrath).
Garrus was feeding him information about the chicken and his companion half of which he didn't understand.

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"No he is also much more intelligent than you"
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'Hi there!' Tiny introduced himself. 'Are you with the Goat?'

 

[ajb924]

"I totally forgot we had heroes...." Grimm mumbled.
"I guess it has been a while since we did anything remotely related to them huh..." Maddawg said back.
"We can't just go in and attack in our usual manner... We need something big to remind them who we are!" Sho exclaimed.
"Argh, what do ye have in mind?" Cap'n Sky asked.
"Hmmmmm..." Sho murmered grinning.

MOMENTS LATER.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" Ram said as he looked to the sky as flaming hail rained down on the heroes.
"LAUNCH MORE FIRE ICE PTERODACTYL!" Sho said laughing.
"Seriosly... What the hell man..." Sam muttered avoiding the flaming ice.

Spoiler: ALRIGHT VILLAINS!

It's time for RANDOM ATTACKS!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

MEANWHILE!
"Hmmm..."
"What is it Link?"
"Those guys looked like they needed something..."
*BOOOOM!*
"And now i'm getting the nagging feeling that their in trouble."
Midna sees the flaming ice falling from the sky
Really... But no, we can't go back to help them!
"But they could be in trouble! And they might have a piece of heart."
"You and those damn pieces of heart... You already have like 19 heart containers... Ehehehe! Fine, one more sidequest. How long could it be?"
Cue Ominous sound.
"Then it's settled! We go back and help em with whatever they need!"
Link turns around and runs back towards Ram's group.
"What's that stuff falling from the sky..."
"Dunno, but it doesn't look good."
Midna hides herself in Link's shadow as he begins a sprint.

 

[sky14kemea]

"Yaaar! CANNONS AWAY!" Cap'n Sky yelled, back in her airship. She loaded the cannons, but instead of lighting them she pushed them to the edge and chucked them off instead.

The cannons fell in super slow motion, with explosions behind them as the fuses self-combusted.

"LOOK OUT BELOW! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!" Sky roared, putting on Nightmare's sunglasses.

"Well, at least we have plenty of time to dodge the cannons." Ram said.

Spoiler: OOC

sorry for stealing that joke.. again xD I just wanted to do it.

 

[Sam G]

"Oh, hello again!" Sam called, waving at the villains. "Can't help but to notice that you're killing us; we can't really be havin' with that now, can we?" Sam took a spring out of his bag, bounced on it and flew to a good seventy feet above the villains. He pulled out handfuls of knives and threw them at the Villains as he fell, all the while singing "It's raining knives, hallelujah".

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: ...

What the fuck? Jesus Christ, this is turing into a clusterfuck. Anyone care to give me a rundown?

 

[sky14kemea]

Cap'n Sky dodged around the falling knives, losing her balance and falling over on her airship. One of the knives landed on an already dead parrot, that had been shifting from side to side as the ship rocked.

"ARRR! POLLY! WHYYYY!" Sky cried. She grabbed the dead parrot and threw it down at the heroes.

"Give 'em hell Polly!" She roared.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Phil sidestepped the falling parrot, and it landed on the ground with a deafening splat. Ultra confused now, Phil looks up to see a female pirate shaking her fist down towards the group of heroes.

"What the- how the- why is her- how is her- You know what? fuck it. I rather not hurt myself over thinking about this stuff." He said, flying up to the floating ship to investigate.

 

[J-H]

As the random battle seemingly continues, Musa is overhearing the battle in New Jerusalem with her sonic ears, wondering what happened to cause such a thing to pop up.

"Sounds like a big battle..." She muttered, stating the obvious. "Maybe I should go investigate..."

And with that, Musa flew off in the direction of the clusterfuck of a battle that is happening.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Link arrives just in time to see Phil sidestep the falling parrot.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! I left for 5 minutes and you already need my help!"
Tiny: "Huh? Oh, it's you."
"Yeah..."
"Make this quick Link..."
Link whispers to his shadow.
"I'll try."
Tiny: "Ummm... ok shadow boy."
Link scratches the back of his head in embarrassment.
"Eheheh ehheeeh...."
*Rubs temples* "Ugh..."
"Well, I'll see what I can do."
Link pulls out a clawshot and fires up to the mast of Cap'n Sky's ship and unsheethes his Master Sword.
"En Garde!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Grim enjoyed the use of the telescope that was attached to the floating ship. Sitting atop the crows nest and scanning the area while the others fought below him.

"Sir! A small flying thing is approaching from the Port side!" Yelled Grim to the others.

"Are you sure it's not another crow?" yelled Maddawg back as he took cover from falling knives.

"Yes sir! I think I scared off the last of them when they pecked out my eye." He said looking down at Maddawg with an eyepatch.

"Well? Can you at leas-" Stopped Maddawg notcing Phil hovering by the ship.

"Hi..." Said Phil to Maddawg "Long time no see huh?"

"Ya man....how's it going?..." Said Maddawg rubbing his neck at the akward reunion between him and one of the heroes.

"So...do we..you know...fight?" Said Phil pulling out his Infinity Staff.

"Ya.....HAVE AT YEE!" Said Maddawg pulling out his Boltok pistol and firing it at Phil.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Hmmm...That's a very interesting sword you have there."
Nightmare: "I'nt it? I could whoop your ass to next week with it!"
Link gets back on his feet.
"We'll see about that!"
Link raises his sword as Nightmare jumps from the mast onto the deck then swings a heavy blow which Link barely blocks with the Master sword, It send him staggering.
"Oh come on Link. This guys nothin! You've beaten four darknuts at once, he's a pushover compared to them."
Nightmare rushes towards Link.
Nightmare: "A pushover eh little girl?"
Nightmare swings again and Link manages to backflip out of the way and counter with a good slash to Nightmare's arm.

 

[Sam G]

Sam landed on the deck of the ship and pulled an automatic handgun out of his bag. "Now, who to kill..."
"Heyo!" Sho cried, flying at Sam from behind and narrowly missing him with his extended foot. "Remember that time you shot me?"
"Hm? Oh yeah... Good times, man..." Sam twirled his gun and balanced it over his right elbow, pointing at Sho. "Now, allow me to return the favour."
"Wait, shouldn't it be me who says- ah, crap!" Sho behind a barrel of rum to avoid a hail of bullets.