The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Orinon]

Rhianna took the hits that put some ugly scars in her skin she morphed her hand into a rocket launcher and blew Xandus into a wall she then whipped out a shotgun and pointed it to his face
"Are you going to play nice now?"
"shut up" he said and slashed her with his sword exposing her stomach (as in the skin she's not cut)

 

[RagnorakTres]

Rag had hardly looked up from his scotch the entire time since he had finished talking to Ram. When the door burst open, however, he turned his head ever so slightly. "Oh look, it's the ineffectual villains. What are you going to do now? Sneeze on us?"

"HEY! Just 'cause I'm allergic to you doesn't mean you can make fun of me, monkey-boy!" said the Locust commander, clearly aggravated by the reference to his inability to catch his breath.

"What happened to your punching bag, 'Dawg? He get fed up with your ineffectiveness and leave?"

"Damn it Rag, you are well on your way to a fight..."

"Pffft. If I fought you at 100%, this quarter of the world would be rendered lifeless for the next thirteen billion years at least."

"SIRRAH THOU HAST CHALLENGED MY HONOR! WEAPONS AT DAWN, RUFFIAN!!!" Maddawg had pulled a monocle, top hat and cane from nowhere immediately obvious.

"Sure, why the hell not." The ninja monkey went back to ignoring his immediate surroundings.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"God damnit Xandus... You've been in my way for too long!" Link's eye's began to glow yellow.
He walked toward Xandus.
"What are you gonna do elf-boy? Try to slash me with your wittle sword?" Said Xandus who had gotten up after dealing with CybeRihanna.
"Yes, precisely." Link kneeled down and plaed a hand over one eye.
His eye shot out a beam and instantly Xandus was cought between two giant triforces.
"WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS?!"
"A Triforce Trap... Now, hold still." Link dashed at Xandus and unleashed a hail of sword slashes, then pulled back his sword and swung as hard as he could straight at Xandus!

 

[J-H]

Musa shoved Link off of her angerly. This was definitely one of her worst days to date.

"Time for a Boogie blaster!" She announced, flying into the middle of the room and creating a disco ball around her, shooting energy beams out in all directions, not caring who or what it hit.

 

[Orinon]

A beam hit Rhianna
"Ok that's it your dead *****"
Rhianna (Whose T-Shirt is practically a tube top) jumped on Musa and they started cat fighting much to link joy or it would if he wasn't fighting Xandus.
Ragnorock just ignored them sipping his scotch.
samantha also somehow got involved in the cat fight and someones top came off, no one could tell whose it was.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Link was getting shot from behind the counter.
"OW! FUCKING DAMNIT! SON OF A *****!" Link pulled out his bow and produced his Light Arrows and waited for Xandus to reload. When that time came, Link sprang into the air and fired the magic missile at Xandus.

 

[Orinon]

Rhianna stopped fighting Samantha and Musa."Should we help him let?s face it he did feel us up we could help him out or make sure he gets hurt more

 

[J-H]

Musa at this point, was breathing fairly hard from the cat fight and was looking at Rhianna. So Musa decided to finally catch her breath before speaking.

"I don't think so." She said "And besides, if Riven gets wind of this, Link's gonna be a dead man."

 

[Orinon]

Rhianna stretched out her hand
"Sorry about the fight my defence system is over active. Want to be friends??

Spoiler: OOC

Yeah She's trying to form an alleiance after getting in a fight with her

 

[Hugh Mann]

Suddenly, Hugh Mann split the sky open with his atomic elbow and through the rift brought forth a sword. He cast it to the earth, between Link and Xandus. "Suckin Fuck Monkey" was all he said as he departed on a golden chariot. The Sword (which was actually a chainsaw) was engraved with ancient runes and thunder struck words into the ground "Suffer not the Weak"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Link got hit dead on by the bolt of lightning.
"GAAAAAHHAAAAAUUGGGH!!!!!" He fell to the ground, barely able to stand.
"Ugh... It's alright... I can still... fight."
When suddenly, a voice came otu fo nowhere.
"You have exhausted your usefulness at the moment and shall be taken care of, but don't worry, we found a good... replacement for you." Said the voice.
"WHAT?! Who are you?!" Said Link.
"I'm you, or rather, the one who controls you. I am Fury." Said Fury.
Suddenly, a blinding ray of Heavenly Light came down on Link and a bright vortex appeared in the sky and link was being sucked in.
He clawed at the ground.
"NO NO NO!!!" He shouted, but was eventually plucked from the ground.
Midna felt the tug too.
"Meh, let's just go Link. We'll be back soon. Ahahahaha!" He flew after Link.
Then, the vortex stopped sucking for a moment, then exploded a dark black and purple and the room lost all feeling of safety.
"WHAT NOW?!" Said Xandus.
"Muwahahahahahaha..." Said Another voice.
"Oh god... IT'S A VILLAIN!" Said Sam.
"SWEET! NEW PARTNER TIME!" Said Maddawg.
A black fireball rammed into the ground and a figure, clad in dark armour, rose from the ground.
He had red hair, an evil face, and a triforce crest on his chestplate.
"Oh god... Another Zelda Character..." Said Sam.
"YES! That's right Sam! Say hello, to GANONDORF!" Fury Laughed.
"Alright slimes, which of these groups is the "Heroes." Ganondorf made the word sound disgusting.
Samantha walked forward.
"Um, that would be u-" Before she was finished, Ganondorf ran forward and punched her across the face, then kicked Ram in the chin, drop kicked Phil, punched Musa in the gut, and kicked smith in the balls.
"OOOOO! I like this guy!" Xandus said.
Ganondorf walked to the Villains.
"You two! I'm joining you... Got a problem with that?"

 

[hopeneverdies]

Iji saw the the villains dash into the bar. Not long after, she jumped on top of the roof and pulled open the hatch and dropped down behind Xandus. With little time to lose, she cracked and sabotaged his spare weapon and did the same for Maddawg.

"Heh, if they try firing, they'll get a nasty shock when the gun blows up on them," she whispered as she went off to the side and out the window.

Iji busted open the front door, Nanogun at the ready, yelling, "Alright boys, if you keep this up, there will be hell to pay. Don't even try to attack me, what you fire might end up in your face. Now if you just leave, I won't have to get angry on you."

 

[ajb924]

As the three villains walked into the bar they saw Sho sitting there. "Wonder where the barkeeper is..." He mumbled to himself as he noticed Xandus and Co. "Hey guys!"
"Why didn't you come out there and help!?" Maddawg asked accusingly.
"I just got here!" Sho explained. "I missed the fight! Well, most of it anyways... Besides I think we should go find something to do." Sho said shrugging.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf's patience grew thin.
He picked Xandus and Maddawg up by the necks.
"AHEM! I said, I'm joining you... Do you have a problem with that?"

 

[hopeneverdies]

"Great, there's four of them and only one of me," Iji mumbled, "Why couldn't Fury replace Link with a hero?"

"Now, I'm serious, if you try anything funny, I could level this whole building in a heart beat. But I don't want to do that, because, really who doesn't like this bar?"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf turned his attention to Iji, who stood just outside the bar.
"Hmm? Another worm? Heh? Don't you heroes have enough people?" He dropped Xandus and MAddawg who both grabbed at their necks and choked.
Ganondorf walked towards Iji.
She lifted up her Nanogun, shaking in fear.
"Don't come any closer!" She shouted.
Ganondorf grew a smirk.
"Heh... i don't intend to..."
He picked up on hand and a ball of lightning grew. He threw it straight at Iji.