The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[BoosterGold]

Booster boards the rocket with the other characters and since he feels that this will be awesome so he puts on the Kamina shades which give a +500 to manliness. As CybeRyan is preparing for the launch, a Leprechaun and what looks like a hoard of locusts carrying boxes of delicious ramen noodles run on to the ship.
"Strap in Lepre-Kahn, its going to be a long ride, theres an empty seat next to Green Lantern" CybeRyan says.
" JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, I AM NOT GREEN LANTERN, I'M ME, BOOSTER GOLD!!" Booster shouts.
"Yeah whatever I'm busy Buster so please... JUST SHUT UP!" Says CybeRyan clearly aggitated by Booster's shouts and backround music.

Booster then Introduces himself to Lepre-Kahn "Sup I'm Booster Gold the greatest hero, currently working as Ganon's henchman, you've never heard of. Pleasure to meet you, and you are?"

 

[Lepre-Khan]

I AM LEPRE-KHAN!THE GREATEST CRIMINAL MASTER MIND THE EARTH HAS EVER SEEN AND COMMANDER OF SCIENCE! FOR THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MADDAWG! I also like long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and getting stuck in the rain. THE MANYLY AWESOME RAIN!
Madddawg? Who is he?
Some Psuedo alien guy trying to take over the world.By the way;is Ganon an enemy of Maddawg?

 

[BoosterGold]

"I have no clue buddy, Hey skeets check the internet." says Booster
"sir according to the Avatar-Adventure article on tvtropes.org Ganondorf is the Brute to Maddawg's Big Bad.that is when in the context of the trope of the five man Band, I will look at the website in more depth." says Skeets.
"well it seems that skeets is not going to be useful for at least four hours."
"so Lepre-Kahn is it always this awesomely insane around here or did i pop in to the dimension on an off week.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

I dont know!I've only been here for a little over a month!I only know that I am always awesomely insane and on off weeks I sit on my couch and dine on top ramen for hours while watching reruns of old 70's-80's television!That is when I'm not on my couch dining on top ramen and watching 70's-80's television on a good week, which reminds me...
Lepre-Khan ordered the locusts to warm up the top ramen and bring him a portable tv with a dvd player filled with a DVD titled:"The Very Best of the Paul Hogan Show."
I love Crocodile Dundee.

 

[BoosterGold]

"You are now my bestest my awesome friend"
Lepre-Kahn and Booster watch the Paul Hogan show, and eating Top Ramen. Meanwhile skeets is reading through tvtropes.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

HAHAHAHA!HE STUFFED AN ICE-CREAM CONE INTO THAT BUFF(ER) GUYS SPEEDO! Khan and Booster said together.
Before they could continue watching the rest of the sketch the rocket took off sending the tv crashing into Skeets as the rocket began to shake uncontrollably.
AHHHH!IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH BRITTANY SPEARS CLONE #120!Yelled Booster.

 

[hopeneverdies]

As the entry for Five Man Band was passed over, Iji peered over Skeet's shoulder. She looked as if she were about to explode.
"The Chick? The Chick?"
She kept on repeating herself, in complete disbelief at how far she fell since the incident.

"Are you gonna be okay, Ij?" asked CybeR.
"You might wanna let her calm down." said Booster.

 

[BoosterGold]

Booster take is hand of the CybeRyans head, "I've had to deal will a lot of upset dangerous warrior women, before trust me. I fact ask me sometime about when Fire and Wonder Woman caught me and Blue Beetle staring at them in the showers i still got the scars" booster shudders at that memory and heads back to his seat with Skeets in tow.

"Skeets buddy why are you projecting that anyway" asked Booster of Skeets, the flying roomba with tail fins.
"I thought that it was a good idea at the time, sir" says skeets

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Several Minutes Later...

Alright!We've gotten back to our own times!Said Cyber Ryan exiting the rocket.
Cool!That means I can do this!Yelled Lepre-Khan before pulling out a remote control and pressing the button causing all of the heroes to drop unconscious.
WHOA!HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT KHAN!?Asked Booster.
My scans indicate that the device Lepre-Khan has activated is some sort of neural scrambler designed to emitt telepathic waves capable of rendering the human brain unconscious.
Exactly!While everyone was distracted by the ride I was able to use the device to scan the minds of the heroes so I could properly incapcitate them once we were safely in our own dimension.
Time. Said Skeets.
WHATEVER!TO GANONDORF'S FORTRESS!

One 1960's Batman Television Show like transition later...

 

[BoosterGold]

Booster, Kahn, Ganondorf, and any other villains on the rocket are now at the Garudo Kings Desert Fortress.

during the transition sequence Booster ended up wearing the Adam West batman costume over his super suit, while Kahn is now wearing the Burt Ward robin outfit. "Holy scene transition, costume change Booster."says Kahn the boy wonder
"That was rather odd wasn't it old chum" says Batman Gold
Skeets floats by wearing a bowler and mustache. "indeed quite strange Master Booster"
"Alright old chum what did you due with the heroes anyway?" Asks Gotham's Gold Knight

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Holy obvious Booster!Were about to torture those heroes right here in Ganondorfs fortress and make them tell us where the bomb is!
What bomb old chum?
I believe he thinks he in an episode of 24 Master Booster.
BEEP.BOOP.BEEP!Said Khan, emitating the countdown clock in every episode of 24.
Sir if I may:I suggest you give him a good bump on the cranium to stop the episode of delirum he is currently undergoing.
Awww but I wanted to torture old chum!
Their will be time for that later Master Booster.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ganondorf walks in wearing a Joker costume. "Ehehehe! Hello Boosty! Welcome to my Desert fortress! Now... First order of business boys, we have to do something about Nessy (Yeah that's right, you all forgot about her) She did a fine job in New York but now we need her back. BOB!" A moblin that looked much like Frank walks in. "Yes sir?" "Bring me my thinking hat. I need to really study this." "Yessir." Minutes later, Bob walks in with a Jester's hat. "Excellent." Jokerdorf puts the hat on his head nad sits down. "Hmmm..."

 

[BoosterGold]

Booster smacks Kahn up side his head. a WHAP sound effect text appears in front of them. "Knock that off Kahn your not a countdown clock and were parodying 60s Batman not 24 save it for then would you. We've got heroes to show Batman and Robin to.
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Spoiler: I edited a picture of Batman Gold and Kahn the boy wonder

Spoiler: I edited a picture JOKERDORF Clown prince of the Garudo

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Lelouch Walks into the Fortress and Bypasses the Guards with his Geass.

He Walks into the Room Where Jokerdorf is thinking.

"My, my, How the mighty have fallen. I thought you were supposed to be 'The Great King of Evil'? Looks more like the 'King of Comic Relief' to me." Lelouch Mocked as he took the hat off Ganon's head.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

HEY!AT LEAST I MAKE SURE MY LINKS WORK!Yelled Khan before he spotted Lelouch and his geass.
Say what is that?Asked Khan.
It's a geass.Said Lelouch.
A goose?Lamest.Weapon.Ever.Khan laughed at Lelouch face before pulling out a can of Bat-Shark repellent spray and emptying the can in his mouth.

 

[BoosterGold]

Kahn don't look in his eye use the Bat-Geass reflecting sunglasses. Kahn is it just me or are these belts full of deus ex machina

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"HEY! GIVE ME BCK MY HAT YOU LITTLE TWIRP!" Ganondorf says before he punches Lelouch in the face. He puts the hat back on. "Now where were we?... Ah yes... any ideas?"

 

[Lepre-Khan]

What the hell is a ge-ass anyways? Who thought that'd be a good name? Why cant I believe its not butter!?Yelled Kahn, before turning his attention to Jokerdorf.
Ideas for what?Torture?I've got just the thing.Ever hear about the nutt-cracker suite?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"Nonono! For how we're ggoing to get Nessy back! She's still in New York!"

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Who the hell is she?Your pet Loch Ness monster!BAHHH!I've already caught it and served it with a side of chips and marmite months ago!