The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)
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"Very good" said Ryan "With that little Problem gone I got business with your masters.
"Hey what about us?" they all whined
Ryan decided to test his scouter on them to see if the calibration was right
He turned the scouter on Booster
"Hmmm 1357, not bad booster" he then turned to lepre-khan
"1027, you?re getting soft khan." and upon Zero
"27 you barely register Lelouch VI Britania."
"Hey what does mine say?" asked Iji
"Hmmm 13386, over 13000 not bad Iji I see you have been training, heck read me."
She took his scouter to get a reading
18000, weird that yours is so exact."
That's the Mech in me, the organic allows growth. But the important thing," he said taking back his scouter. "Is that we stop Ganon and Maddawg I got Xandus. All I need are supplies."
"What do you need?"Asked Iji
"Guns lots of Guns."
"Hey what about us?" they all whined
Ryan decided to test his scouter on them to see if the calibration was right
He turned the scouter on Booster
"Hmmm 1357, not bad booster" he then turned to lepre-khan
"1027, you?re getting soft khan." and upon Zero
"27 you barely register Lelouch VI Britania."
"Hey what does mine say?" asked Iji
"Hmmm 13386, over 13000 not bad Iji I see you have been training, heck read me."
She took his scouter to get a reading
18000, weird that yours is so exact."
That's the Mech in me, the organic allows growth. But the important thing," he said taking back his scouter. "Is that we stop Ganon and Maddawg I got Xandus. All I need are supplies."
"What do you need?"Asked Iji
"Guns lots of Guns."
"Hey Ryan,Iji!" Booster calls over to the two heroes.
"Hey I wanna say sorry for what Kahn did that wasn't cool, since you helped us get out of the past and every thing. How about I treat you to lunch come on there's a great place just a few miles out."He says
"I don't know you are a villain, and we do need to stop Ganondorf's evil army." says CybeRyan
Booster wraps is arms around the shoulders of the two heroes "Aww come on I gonna buy you lunch no villain hero crap to lunch and good company."
" Ryan I'm hungry so we will take this offer of so help he...lets go." says Iji
Booster calls Ganondorf, to tell him he is taking his lunch break.
"Alright hold on tight guys your no flying Booster air" Booster and the heroes fly off to the restaurant
"Hey I wanna say sorry for what Kahn did that wasn't cool, since you helped us get out of the past and every thing. How about I treat you to lunch come on there's a great place just a few miles out."He says
"I don't know you are a villain, and we do need to stop Ganondorf's evil army." says CybeRyan
Booster wraps is arms around the shoulders of the two heroes "Aww come on I gonna buy you lunch no villain hero crap to lunch and good company."
" Ryan I'm hungry so we will take this offer of so help he...lets go." says Iji
Booster calls Ganondorf, to tell him he is taking his lunch break.
"Alright hold on tight guys your no flying Booster air" Booster and the heroes fly off to the restaurant
When last mentioned, Maddawg had lead the Locust Horde away from the confines of the planet's crust and to the moon, where he had opened one of the Galaxies largest mines to fund his further expanding reaserch to thrust the Locust race into greatness. He has given up on World domination of the planet through military means, having already destroyed 305 of the globe's armies in less then a week, he has decided to hang up his Chainsaw staff since he would rather avoid another....confusing plot twist. Instead, he has taken to domination of the Galaxy through Economical means.
As the fleet of the Sith Empire passes, they are halted by Maddawg's defenses and forced to send their leader, Darth Malak to the ship to land. Accompanying Malak are Calo Nord, the bounty hunter and Malak's young apprentince, Darth Bandon. They are brought into a meetings with the Locust lord himself, to which Malak is less then friendly.
"Tell me Locust, why should I stand here and let you waste my time like this and shouldn't just blow your puny mining buildings to peices?" said the Sith Lord.
"Because Malak, we both know that my mine is the largest and only known source of Element 5032-2. Without it, most of your ships wouldn't be able to function in Light Speed and blowing up my facility would be a bad move. All I have called you to here is to offer....a deal."
"And what kind of deal could an evil tentcle bastard like yourself possibly give?" said Calo Nord.
"I'd watch that tounge of your lap-dog Malak, its probably gonna piss off the wrong person. It would be especially bad if that person had a solider pointing a Grenade launcher at him like my friend here." Said maddawg pointing to the boomer pointing his boomshot at them.
"BANG!"
"......Did it just say Bang?" said Apprentice Bandon to the Boomer's grammatical mistake
"Uhhh....Moving on!" Said Maddawg. "I want you to take my place and conquer Earth, I can't have them advancing into Space and possibly seeing my Mining facility as a threat. They'd be stupid enough to actually invade and I would hate to get blood on my moon. Especially when we're still building my monument outside." He finished, looking outside at a 500 feet tall statue of himself still in the finishing stages.
"And what do I get then?" Said Malak.
"Why I'll give you a discount on the Element for your ships."
"Hmmm. Very well, sounds like a deal." Malak said.
"Excellent, when you return to your ship, 9 men will be waiting for you. They have served me well over the years and hopefully they will do the same for you." Said Maddawg.
Malak and his underlings left the office. Maddawg looked over to his Boomer guard with an evil glare. "Bang? Really? You just embarrased me in front of one of my biggest buisness partners."
"Boo-"
"NO! I DON"T WANT TO HEAR IT! YOU'RE FIRED!"
"Boom Boom!"
"Brothers or not, you are still fired!"
As the fleet of the Sith Empire passes, they are halted by Maddawg's defenses and forced to send their leader, Darth Malak to the ship to land. Accompanying Malak are Calo Nord, the bounty hunter and Malak's young apprentince, Darth Bandon. They are brought into a meetings with the Locust lord himself, to which Malak is less then friendly.
"Tell me Locust, why should I stand here and let you waste my time like this and shouldn't just blow your puny mining buildings to peices?" said the Sith Lord.
"Because Malak, we both know that my mine is the largest and only known source of Element 5032-2. Without it, most of your ships wouldn't be able to function in Light Speed and blowing up my facility would be a bad move. All I have called you to here is to offer....a deal."
"And what kind of deal could an evil tentcle bastard like yourself possibly give?" said Calo Nord.
"I'd watch that tounge of your lap-dog Malak, its probably gonna piss off the wrong person. It would be especially bad if that person had a solider pointing a Grenade launcher at him like my friend here." Said maddawg pointing to the boomer pointing his boomshot at them.
"BANG!"
"......Did it just say Bang?" said Apprentice Bandon to the Boomer's grammatical mistake
"Uhhh....Moving on!" Said Maddawg. "I want you to take my place and conquer Earth, I can't have them advancing into Space and possibly seeing my Mining facility as a threat. They'd be stupid enough to actually invade and I would hate to get blood on my moon. Especially when we're still building my monument outside." He finished, looking outside at a 500 feet tall statue of himself still in the finishing stages.
"And what do I get then?" Said Malak.
"Why I'll give you a discount on the Element for your ships."
"Hmmm. Very well, sounds like a deal." Malak said.
"Excellent, when you return to your ship, 9 men will be waiting for you. They have served me well over the years and hopefully they will do the same for you." Said Maddawg.
Malak and his underlings left the office. Maddawg looked over to his Boomer guard with an evil glare. "Bang? Really? You just embarrased me in front of one of my biggest buisness partners."
"Boo-"
"NO! I DON"T WANT TO HEAR IT! YOU'RE FIRED!"
"Boom Boom!"
"Brothers or not, you are still fired!"
Ryan was now sitting in a chair as Iji and Booster ate, Booster noticed he wasn't eating he had only ordered water, but hadn't touched it.
"What's wrong CybeRyan, aren't you hungry?
"Please call me Ryan, I'm no longer a robot, but to answer your question nothing is really wrong I just don't eat food
"What's wrong CybeRyan, aren't you hungry?
"Please call me Ryan, I'm no longer a robot, but to answer your question nothing is really wrong I just don't eat food
Jokerdorf finally returned Booster's call. "Alright, have a good lunch break... Wait... Who are you with?! I smell plots being made to kill me..."
Malak returned to his ship and was quickly confronted by 9 mercanaries who had been lent to aid Malak in his quest to destroy the planet's space programs. They each looked like rugged killers, some more intimidating then the others. "Well. We better get you all situated now before we land." Said Malak who moitend for his second in command, Saul Karath to come forth.
"Yes Lord Malak?" said Saul.
"I want you to prep these men and put them into our systems."
"As you wish Lord Malak." Said Saul as he motioned for the others to follow him.
In the Interrigation room
"Okay, now that we're here. Could you please sign your name on this here contract." Said the customs offical.
"If I told you my name, I wouldn't be very good at my job no?" Said the man wearing a Red mask and suit as he flung his used cigarrette away.
Next
"So tell me about yourself young man."
"You only need to a few things to understand life brother. Grass Grows, Sun Signs, and brotha I hurt people! I'm a Force-o-nature! If you from where I was from, you'd be fucking dead!"
The customs offical just stared at the boy with the headset in a confused shock as he shifted through his papers. "But, uh...we know where you are from. According to your papers, you're from a Suburb outside of Bost-"
"GIVE ME THAT!" Said the boy, quickly grabbing the papers. "HEY! RUBBER BOY! CATCH!" Said the boy as he flung the papers out the door to which a loud muffled shout of joy erupted as well as a jet of flames.
Next
"So how good are you at your job?"
"How good am I? I have to be good, if I was bad at my job, I wouldn't be here talking to ya about it."
Next
"So tell me about your proffesion. Like where did you get your degree."
"I...unfortunatly nevar recieved a degree. My practices were considered...unsound by my proffessors." Said the obviously well educated doctor.
next
"And hear is what Maddawg will be paying you. Do you accept?"
The large man grabs the contract paper and looks up at the officer. "I must discuss this with my associates." he says as he takes his gun and sandwhich and turns around. Most of his mumbling was incoherant, but the officer could make out a couple of words like Good and Deal. The large man turned around and put the contract on the table. "They are please with deal." he said.
3 more interviews later. The last man enters the room and several hours pass.
Saul paced outside the door glancing over at the clock. "Ugh! What is taking so long. Thats it! I'm coming in!" He said as he opened the door to find the room mostly scorched and the petrified body of the officer in the corner. He looked in the center to find the flaming desk and a man in a red rubber suit holding a flamethrower over it. The Man looked at him and though he mumbeled Saul could tell exactly what he said
"Mhoops"
"Yes Lord Malak?" said Saul.
"I want you to prep these men and put them into our systems."
"As you wish Lord Malak." Said Saul as he motioned for the others to follow him.
In the Interrigation room
"Okay, now that we're here. Could you please sign your name on this here contract." Said the customs offical.
"If I told you my name, I wouldn't be very good at my job no?" Said the man wearing a Red mask and suit as he flung his used cigarrette away.
Next
"So tell me about yourself young man."
"You only need to a few things to understand life brother. Grass Grows, Sun Signs, and brotha I hurt people! I'm a Force-o-nature! If you from where I was from, you'd be fucking dead!"
The customs offical just stared at the boy with the headset in a confused shock as he shifted through his papers. "But, uh...we know where you are from. According to your papers, you're from a Suburb outside of Bost-"
"GIVE ME THAT!" Said the boy, quickly grabbing the papers. "HEY! RUBBER BOY! CATCH!" Said the boy as he flung the papers out the door to which a loud muffled shout of joy erupted as well as a jet of flames.
Next
"So how good are you at your job?"
"How good am I? I have to be good, if I was bad at my job, I wouldn't be here talking to ya about it."
Next
"So tell me about your proffesion. Like where did you get your degree."
"I...unfortunatly nevar recieved a degree. My practices were considered...unsound by my proffessors." Said the obviously well educated doctor.
next
"And hear is what Maddawg will be paying you. Do you accept?"
The large man grabs the contract paper and looks up at the officer. "I must discuss this with my associates." he says as he takes his gun and sandwhich and turns around. Most of his mumbling was incoherant, but the officer could make out a couple of words like Good and Deal. The large man turned around and put the contract on the table. "They are please with deal." he said.
3 more interviews later. The last man enters the room and several hours pass.
Saul paced outside the door glancing over at the clock. "Ugh! What is taking so long. Thats it! I'm coming in!" He said as he opened the door to find the room mostly scorched and the petrified body of the officer in the corner. He looked in the center to find the flaming desk and a man in a red rubber suit holding a flamethrower over it. The Man looked at him and though he mumbeled Saul could tell exactly what he said
"Mhoops"
"Well I guess after I clock back in I'll have to stop you two huh." Booster says to Iji and Frank.
He then takes a sip of his Mountain DEW.
"Hey do want desert this place makes a death by chocolate chip cheesecake." Booster asks of the two heroes that can eat.
"That sounds great....wait did you say you were going to stopping us from defeating Ganon." says Iji doing a spit take.
Booster flags down the waitress and orders the cake.
"Well yeah, nothing personal though I'm more of a Punch Clock villain." says Booster.
He then takes a sip of his Mountain DEW.
"Hey do want desert this place makes a death by chocolate chip cheesecake." Booster asks of the two heroes that can eat.
"That sounds great....wait did you say you were going to stopping us from defeating Ganon." says Iji doing a spit take.
Booster flags down the waitress and orders the cake.
"Well yeah, nothing personal though I'm more of a Punch Clock villain." says Booster.
Ah! Nothing like a hot bowl of Potato soup and Dr.Pepper on the side!" Lelouch said as he sat at the table.
"So now that the Dragon's dead, whats our next move?"
"So now that the Dragon's dead, whats our next move?"
"Well after desert I'm going to the fortress to stop these guys from stopping Ganondorf's dastardly, bastardly plans." says Booster
Booster calls the waitress over and gets the check and a BLT for Ganondorf
"You are a weird guy Booster Gold." says the exiled Brittanian prince.
Booster waits till everyone has finished, and pays the check leaving a large tip as they did serve the Llama.
"Well this was fun guys but me and LuLu need to get back to work now. This means I can't give you a ride back but take this. We'll see you guys later we should do this again some time. PEACE OUT" booster hands the some bus fare tells them what stop to get of at.
He grabs Lelouch and the BLT and flies of toward the Garudo fortress.
Booster calls the waitress over and gets the check and a BLT for Ganondorf
"You are a weird guy Booster Gold." says the exiled Brittanian prince.
Booster waits till everyone has finished, and pays the check leaving a large tip as they did serve the Llama.
"Well this was fun guys but me and LuLu need to get back to work now. This means I can't give you a ride back but take this. We'll see you guys later we should do this again some time. PEACE OUT" booster hands the some bus fare tells them what stop to get of at.
He grabs Lelouch and the BLT and flies of toward the Garudo fortress.
Jokerdorf sits on his throne and taps his fingers. He grabs his Walkey Jokey. "BOOSTEY! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"Oh sorry, boss Lelouch and I are coming back from lunch, I brought you a BLT." says Booster into the Booster Radia
A few minutes later Booster and Lelouch touch down outside the fortress, Ganondorf is waiting for them.
"Booster Gimme that BLT, I starved" says Ganondorf
"Boss I want you to know that Ryan, Iji, and Frank are coming to stop you, whenever that bus gets here."
"How exactly do you know this Booster?" Inquires the Garudo King
"They told me over lunch" answers Booster
"Oh ok...wait, YOU TREATED THEM TO LUNCH." says Ganondorf
"Well yeah it seemed appropriate they did help us out and besides I was off the clock." says Booster
"Fine whatever." grumbles Ganondorf
"Boss one more thing, take off the Joker costume it stopped being funny like a page ago." says Booster breaking the forth wall
A few minutes later Booster and Lelouch touch down outside the fortress, Ganondorf is waiting for them.
"Booster Gimme that BLT, I starved" says Ganondorf
"Boss I want you to know that Ryan, Iji, and Frank are coming to stop you, whenever that bus gets here."
"How exactly do you know this Booster?" Inquires the Garudo King
"They told me over lunch" answers Booster
"Oh ok...wait, YOU TREATED THEM TO LUNCH." says Ganondorf
"Well yeah it seemed appropriate they did help us out and besides I was off the clock." says Booster
"Fine whatever." grumbles Ganondorf
"Boss one more thing, take off the Joker costume it stopped being funny like a page ago." says Booster breaking the forth wall
Ganondorf wiped off the Joker paint and they all huddled together. "Ok... Here's the plan..."
*ONE EXTREMELY LONG DISCUSSION LATER!*
"And that's what we're gonna do." Ganondorf finished.
"Wow boss! That's a great plan!" Booster said.
"Yeah! I couldn't have thouht of a better one myself!" Lelouch said.
They both bowed at GGanodnorf's feet.
"Mhmhmhm... Yes... Well... I am amazing... Now c'mon! We gotta get to work!" Ganondorf said before picking both Lelouch and Booster up by their shirts and walking back into the castle.
*ONE EXTREMELY LONG DISCUSSION LATER!*
"And that's what we're gonna do." Ganondorf finished.
"Wow boss! That's a great plan!" Booster said.
"Yeah! I couldn't have thouht of a better one myself!" Lelouch said.
They both bowed at GGanodnorf's feet.
"Mhmhmhm... Yes... Well... I am amazing... Now c'mon! We gotta get to work!" Ganondorf said before picking both Lelouch and Booster up by their shirts and walking back into the castle.
After Ganondorf as drag the pair in side and walked of to recheck his plan
"You know LuLu, Ganon's a great guy but the contractual grovaling is grating after awhile." whispers Booster.
"Booster please don't call me LuLu" says Lelouch.
"You know what would be cool? If Me, You, and Kahn formed a quirky mini-boss squad?" says Booster
"Oh and let me guess Ganondorf would be the final boss?" says Lelouch in a sarcastic tone.
"You catch on quick there don't you. I'm that freaking awesome!" says Booster, missing the sarcasm completly.
Lelouch face palms
"You know LuLu, Ganon's a great guy but the contractual grovaling is grating after awhile." whispers Booster.
"Booster please don't call me LuLu" says Lelouch.
"You know what would be cool? If Me, You, and Kahn formed a quirky mini-boss squad?" says Booster
"Oh and let me guess Ganondorf would be the final boss?" says Lelouch in a sarcastic tone.
"You catch on quick there don't you. I'm that freaking awesome!" says Booster, missing the sarcasm completly.
Lelouch face palms
"Mwahahahaha Bahahahahahaha!" When the hero's come, i'll have a very nasty surprise for them."
"Ganon, I require a cargo box and a LOT of Roosters....also a pen and paper"
"Ganon, I require a cargo box and a LOT of Roosters....also a pen and paper"
"Booster get Lelouch his supplies." says Ganon.
"You got it Boss." says Booster as he goes to retrieve the stuff for Lelouch.
A while later Booster returns with the supplies.
"here we go enjoy."
Meanwhile Skeets and Kahn are preparing all kinds of deathtraps and laser turrets throughout the fortress.
"Kahn I believe that maybe putting a flaming Buzzsaw in the bathroom may have been a bit much." inquires Skeets
"Hellz to the no it ain't Skeets ol' pal there is no such thing as to many painful murdah tools." says Kahn
"You got it Boss." says Booster as he goes to retrieve the stuff for Lelouch.
A while later Booster returns with the supplies.
"here we go enjoy."
Meanwhile Skeets and Kahn are preparing all kinds of deathtraps and laser turrets throughout the fortress.
"Kahn I believe that maybe putting a flaming Buzzsaw in the bathroom may have been a bit much." inquires Skeets
"Hellz to the no it ain't Skeets ol' pal there is no such thing as to many painful murdah tools." says Kahn
At the entrance of the castle.
"Ok guys grab on it's the battle for New York City has begun."
Iji's green scouter suddenly started beeping
"Weird the scouter says your power level is increasing, it's now twenty two thousand and climbing."
"Yes I?ve been suppressing my power, during the reformatting the oracle told me I would have to tame the beast within, find the balance inside. But enough of that just grab on."
Frank and Iji gripped Ryan's arms.
Ryan ran throughout the fortress moving so fast the traps didn't have time to activate, what's more any scans needed a solid second to identify the target and Ryan didn't stay put for that long. Before Iji knew it she and frank were in the inner sanctum just outside Ganons room.
"Ok guys lets go save the world.?
"Ok guys grab on it's the battle for New York City has begun."
Iji's green scouter suddenly started beeping
"Weird the scouter says your power level is increasing, it's now twenty two thousand and climbing."
"Yes I?ve been suppressing my power, during the reformatting the oracle told me I would have to tame the beast within, find the balance inside. But enough of that just grab on."
Frank and Iji gripped Ryan's arms.
Ryan ran throughout the fortress moving so fast the traps didn't have time to activate, what's more any scans needed a solid second to identify the target and Ryan didn't stay put for that long. Before Iji knew it she and frank were in the inner sanctum just outside Ganons room.
"Ok guys lets go save the world.?