The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[world_of_dragons]

The Black Dragon looked at the man through a raised eyebrow that couldn't be seen. "What the hell are you talking about? Last I remember I was helping one of my students look for something then got transported here." He explained

"Oh..." The executioner said awkwardly. "Go back to the bathroom anyway!"

"How about no and I go about searching for a way out of here." The Black Dragon said.

"Only way outta here's by beating their champion, y'know, Kratos?" Ram Johnson said

"Fine, where's this Kratos?" The Black Dragon asked.

Spoiler: OOC

Damn, i forgot about Kratos. Well, hopefully this can fix my new character's placement here

 

[Sviests]

"Hmm. I think we find ourselves in a rather complicated situation." Cheshire appeared behind Maddawg`s head. "I think you have misunderstood me. I am not here to be your secretary. see someone with such vanishing skills simply cannot be put on such a low level!" Cheshire grinned and suddenly dissapeared.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Look buddy, only two people offer me Tea, my Mom and my secretary. And since I killed my Mom to gain power among the Locust, I doubt you're the former...unless...." Maddawg quickly grabbed the Boltok Pistol on his hilt, "OKAY MOM! WHO REANIMATED YOUR CORPSE AND TURNED YOU INTO A CAT!?"

IN THE FIGHT CL- "HEY! HE'S BREAKING THE FIRST RULE!" OH SHIT! OH SHIT

Oh boy! My first time narrating, I can totally do this, alright alright. Calm down Brian. Read the Script, where were we?

The masked Executioner laughed at the little amine boy. "You? Fight Kratos? Righhhttt?" he said, holding back giggles as War moved his hand behind the Black Dragon's head and flicked him, the stregnth in his index finger launching him clear to the other side of the room.

"Only manly men here boy!" War finished before Fist Bumping the Executioner...and for some reason a random explosion occured and the word AMERICA! Formed in the background.....Who writes this crap?

Meanwhile, in the Black Dragon's classroom.

"I don't think he's coming back dude...."

"Ya I guess not....wanna go get some pot?"

"Sure. Why do you think he wears that Japanese robe thing all the time?"

"I'm not sure....I don't even know what it has to do with European History, but whatever."

"This school needs a dress code for teachers."

 

[Sam G]

In a bright flash of light, Sam G, now male again for some reason, appeared in the corner of the arena, sitting cross-legged with a laptop resting on his knees. "Okay, so... Ram's a human, the new kids have joined a rock band, most of the villains are playing a fun little card game, with the exception of Madam, who's now running a gladiatorial arena in which Ram the Man's fighting a bunch of tough guys, including Dragons's new character.. Oh, hi Isaac!" Sam waved at the blonde gentleman.
"Hello, Sam!" Fury's sexy voice boomed from the heavens. "Uh... What's that?"
"What?" Sam asked.
"That," Fury repeated. An enormous hand descended from the heavens and indicated to the left of this post. Sure enough, Sam's avatar had changed. No longer was he the mostly-blank template of a character, Persona 3 Protagonist; now he was a decidedly more personalized young man, with grey skin and beams of fire shooting from his eyes.
"Hmm... Should I, shouldn't I...? Ah, what the hell," Sam muttered to himself, and he disappeared in a pillar of red and blue fire. When the flames cleared, standing in his place was the troll of the gemini and Mage of Doom, Sollux Captor.
"Well now, ii2n't thii2 a fiine kettle of fii2h ii've gotten my2elf intwo...?" Sollux mumbled to himself. He glanced around the arena until his eyes finally came to rest on Ram. "Excu2e me, good 2iir, but would you be able to tell me approxiimately how many heroe2 and viillaiin2 there are? II'm fiine wiith beiing eiither, 2o iif you'd ju2t be kiind enough to let me know whiich 2iide iit'd be more conveniient for me two joiin, that'd be great..."

 

[Sviests]

"Oh my! What is that?" Cheshire asked with a shock on his face.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Its a gun Mom! I already had to do Dad in three times, don't make me do the same to you! It was really hard to clean out the grinder after Dad went through, not because emotional ties, but because his spleen got caught in one of the gears." Maddawg yelled back.

 

[Sviests]

"Oh, but I am not your mother. Maybe you need some more tea?" Cheshire chuckled. "Looks like trouble!" Cheshire said whilst looking at the two men and disappeared again.

 

[BoosterGold]

I'm tired of Jamming, I want to try out that Vegas place that the companion cube was alway going on about Chell thought as she left the bunker/bar, she was now sad she missed her cube, then she remember that Vegas had cake.

To get to vegas she went to the top of the tallest building and put some wood on the edge. she climbed down and fired an orange portal on the plank then a blue portal under her sending Chell into an infinity loop. She used this to build speed, when she was speedy enough to make the trip she shot the orange portal onto the side of the building, this propelled her to Vegas.

-later-
Chell had made it to Vegas, and land on a man with a really cool hat and suit also in the room was a big monster looking person, and a grey kid with horns.

 

[Orinon]

Suddenly Rhianna during her guitar solo collapsed in pain
"It's him he's here."
"Who?" asked Jakemen
"The evilest vilest warrior in the universe, second only to Maddawg Xandus ," she then began stuffing things into the hyper space cube, her pistol her rifle the mini gun. She then found a hidden tunnel it led to some strange machines.
"Ok guys you?re coming with me, with Xandus and Maddawg together Ram is going to need our help and since Chell has left that leaves you guys."
"What is that thing they look like drop pods?" said jakemen
"Not quite," said Rhianna leading the others in" They're Grind lifts."
They then went down to the locust tunnels. They then went to a strange lake of green goo that smelled like the worst things on earth mixed together doubled in stench and rammed up their noses.
"What is that stuff?"
"Emulsion I learned a trick but I'll need catalyst."
She then dunked her left arm in the stuff. She then made a cross posture (Raised her arms)
And said
"I Am Reborn."
She was surrounded by light when it faded She had morphed back into Ryan complete with his strange clothes.
"Ah good to be back in my old body." said Ryan
"You said it said the other Ryan"
"Wait a second," said jakemen who looked and saw there were now two Ryans
"I must be drunk I'm seeing double."
"No," said Ryan "That's just part of the trick no for my next trick I'll need the moon, it seems unavailable so I'll just create the energy reflected by the moon."
He then created a ball of blue light when Ryan2 looked at it he began to change; Ryan 1 placed a telporter device (Courtesy of the sithling armoury) on the back of Ryan 2's neck
"Now to find the coliseum."
they used the grind lifts to tunnel up into the coliseum where Ram was forced to Fight War The Grind lifts forced themselves up, creating a tight square around War
"Where is Xandus, He needs to be stopped."
War then tried to slice Ryan in half with his massive sword.
Luckily Ryan dodged it he then used a series of blows and uppercuts to send War flying.
"Foolish warrior I have the knowledge of 1000 warriors, what hope do you have?"
" I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF VIOLENCE WHAT HOPE DOES A PUNY WARRIOR LIKE YOU HAVE? "
Ryan then activated the teleportation device sending the now fully changed Ryan 2 he had changed into the Bio-Dragon the Dragon growled at War who was a little surprised
Wow that's a big Dragon, what do you feed him?
Ryan smiled
"I Am Transformed"
He then changed into the (foot tall Dragonoid cyborg there was one change, instead of the strange Visor he had to robotic dragon eyes.
He loaded his mini guns they made a "Chic-Chick" sound.
"So let?s get ready to [h4] RUMBLE [/h4]

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Frank appeared in the arena, seeing Ram Johnson.
"Alright Ram, let's get out of here." Frank said.
"How do we do that?" Asked Ram.
"Well, the guys here are stupid enough to give us weapons." Frank said, pulling out a hyperbeam cannon. "I suggest we use them." He said, pulling a lever, which made the cannon make a high pitched buzzing noise and started charging up. "I'm chargin' my laser." Frank started, aiming it at the wall.

"Oh God here it comes.." Ram facepalmed.
The cannon beeped, indicating it was ready. "I'MA FIRIN MA LAZOR!" Frank shouted, then let rip, sending a huge blue hyperbeam laser shooting a huge hole through the coliseum. a searing red hot hole was left in the side of the coliseum.
"Right let's go!" Frank said, dropping the cannon and pulling out an AK47 and a Mac 10. Frank handed Ram the Mac 10 and they climbed out of the hole.

 

[Roamin11]

Shrike 186008 stood over the hole where the grindlifts had bored through the surface and deep into the hard bedrock.

Interesting... Interesting indeed he thought. Then without a moment of hesitation jumped down the hole, reaching out with four arms and digging his hands into rock, sparks flying as he dropped fast, he altered his mass so he was heavier.

Soon he dropped right into a strange opened area... And on top a red hooded man... Or now a red hooded mess of flesh and blood.

Looking at the super human he flattened he altered his mass back to regular.
He looked about at all the different life forms; he was intrigued by this and slowly walked towards the fray.

 

[ajb924]

"Alright, that's it." Sho said. "Sky, Grimm, we're gonna go to the arena too."
"Why? So I can get my ass kicked?" Grimm asked.
"ARGH! Sounds like a perfect reason to go!"
"Well, there's that, and we have done NOTHING since we showed up. So, I say we have a part in this RP."
"Fine..." Grimm mumbled.
"Alright! Let's go!"

AT THE ARENA....
"Where do you think your going!?" Sho asked Ram
"So your conscious?" Ram asked
"BARELY!" Sho groaned rubbing his head out of his hangover. "BUT! I haven't been here for around 150-ish pages to be in the background! So, instead of letting you escape, we're going to stop you here."
"Just try it." Frank said firing his poison gases.
"ARGH! I got this!" Sky said putting her bionic hand in front of her. A burst of air coming from the high powered fan blew the gas away.
"Bullshit." Frank said outright.
"Well, this means your knock out gas won't work, this'll be a fair fight." Sho said grinning. "Side's, been a while since I've killed something that fought back."

 

[Orinon]

Ryan then fired his Miniguns on sky, he jumped over to her. The Giant Bio-Dragon breathed fire at Maddawg and his new friend Hazama.
Ryan then drew Red Fear
"Fight me ye scurvy Dog!"
they then began an epic Duel meanwhile the shrike was trying to make sense of what was going on.

 

[sky14kemea]

Spoiler: ooc

The shrike isn't the only one, wtf just happened?
*backs away slowly*

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: What

Just Happened yo

When Chell, saw fire, she reacted by firing an orange portal some whereant firing a blue blue portal underneath her and Hazama, who she was still siting on.

 

[ajb924]

Spoiler: ooc

The shrike isn't the only one, wtf just happened?
*backs away slowly*

Spoiler: What

Just Happened yo

When Chell, saw fire she reacted by firing an orange portal some whereant firing a blue blue portal underneath her and Hazama, who she was still siting on.

Spoiler: Wait.

Did I miss something? I can edit the post if I missed something.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Kratos and Adam lowered down in the elevator preparing for battle. Kratos grabbed his blades and carefully examined them to make sure they were clean of blood from last time. Adam examined his arms and his explosives, knowing full well what to expect down there.

"Alright, how many do I get to kill?" Said Kratos.

"No killing, just subduing and removing. Maddawg doesn't want them in the building tis all. Besides, they're only here because they think they get to fight Xandus. And he left 5 hours ago." Replied Adam.

"How do you know that exactly?"

"I've been spying on their bunker for the last 30 hours. Remember, subdue not kill."

"Fine fine."

The elevator doors opened up to Rihanna fighting War, who had equal strength due to...well being the Horseman of War. Suddenly, a large robot landed on top of War and Dante and crushed them. Adam quickly tossed an EMP grenade at the both of them. The blast went off and the both of them screamed in shock (hur-hur) and quickly fell down. Adam knelt near Rihanna "It's 'I'm a Transformer.' not 'I am Transformed.'"

Kratos walked over to the Black Dragon who began pulling himself out of the rubble. "Ahh, you must be Kratos. Good, I will defeat you the-"

"Ya ya, Just look in the eyes." Kratos responded, holding up Medusa's head. The Black Dragon was turned to stone. "He should break out of that in about ten hours." Said Adam, as he opened up the two robot's skulls and examined their mainframe. "Go get those other two over their while I replace these guys memories."

Kratos began walking toward the hole in the wall when Ram Johnson and Frank flew through the same wall, but through different holes. "I AM TIRED OF BEING MADE FUN ALL THE TIME! I HAVE HAD IT! DO YOU HEAR ME! I'VE HAD IT!"

"Holy shit Grim."

"Argh, I think I lost my skittles, I cannot believe what me be seeing. "

"NO! NO! YOU TWO ARE THE ONES ThAT DROVE ME TO THIS POINT AND I HAVE HAD IT WITH BEING TREATED THIS WA-*Thud*"

There was silence for a few moment before Sho's voice was heard."Thanks Gordon."

Kratos quickly grabbed the two new guys and turned them to stone, like he did with the Black Dragon. Dr. Horrible came by and began firing some kind ray beam at their heads "What is he doing?" Kratos asked to Adam.

"Wiping their memories to prepare them for their new mission." He replied as he wiped the memory boards of both robots clean and replaced it all with one line. The Line that would be their mission.

"And what mission would that be?" Kratos asked.

"Invade canada." He replied as they dropped off the last of the heroes in Central Park.

"What?....was that what they plan to do? Any reason why you waited 2 hours and until we got here to tell me."

"Shut-up. They'll be waking up soon. Let's get back to Vegas." Said Adam.

The Pilot pulled on the throttle on the Raven helicopter and lifted off, leaving the heroes behind.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Ryan then fired his Miniguns on sky, he jumped over to her. The Giant Bio-Dragon breathed fire at Maddawg and his new friend Hazama.
Ryan then drew Red Fear
"Fight me ye scurvy Dog!"
they then began an epic Duel meanwhile the shrike was trying to make sense of what was going on.

Spoiler: OOC

I'M NOT EVEN IN THE ARENA DUDE! Read the posts a little more carefully.

 

[Ramthundar]

Spoiler: Occ

GAH, sorry, took to long to post (again.) Anyways, I'm keeping everything but what's in here, but I'll keep it here cause meh, took the time to write it, eh? Anyways, I'll just keep Ram napping till some of the plot has thined and he finds a good place to come back in. Or maybe I'll be too busy with getting ready for college to post. So yeah, which-ever comes first. Till then, enjoy! Oh, and a warm welcome to Chell, the Cheshire, and Shirke that armor guy. Good luck trying to keep up, and enjoy!

Ram Johnson took a look around the now packed arena. He saw Dante arguing with the new fully-armored guy, very upset at loosing his new love. He then glanced at Frank now charging his lazor again, while both Sho and some pirate chick were preparing their weapons. He saw Black Dragon pick himself out of the giant hole he created from the impact caused by War. He glanced at the odd sounding guy, the one that kept putting numbers in his words. Maybe a defunct-cyborg or something. And he was pretty sure he heard several crashes from above, probably from some more action.

He looked down at the gun Frank had given him, thinking hard...about his life to this moment, about what it could be, about how he could change all this...

"Ehh...fuck it." he said, shrugging. He then threw the gun away and walked up to the fire-computer-troll-gemini guy. "Hey bud, not sure exactly what you were gabbing about, but I think I got the villain/hero part. I think there's about 4 villains, 3 neutrals, and 2 heroes. Not any counting me, so you make with it what you will. I'm napping."

And with that he took of his coat, laid it out, laid down on it, covered his face with his hat, and settled from some good sleep.

"What?! But but...I came to rescue you!" Frank cried, lazor sputtering out.

"Didn't need it, didn't ask for it." Ram Johnson said back, snuggling to the ground more.

"But...you can't just nap! There's going to be some epic battles! You need to beat the champion!" Sho declared.

"Don't need to do nothing 'cept catch some beauty sleep. I'll wake up again once all this mess," he indicated the room and crashing above, "has been settled. Anyone try to make me do anything else will find themselves with much regret."

And with that final word Ram Johnson turned and settled down into the realm of dreams.