The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[JoeTheLabGuy]

"Hmm? What's that blu- GAH" Joe is pinned to the ground after she falls out of the air onto him. Looks at her oddly after she licks him for no apparent reason at all. "Hi...I'm Joe...." Stares at her strangly as she goes on about her favorite things the passes out on him. "Well....let's hope eveyone else isn't as strange as her and that goat were..." Joe then pulls himself free from her and takes Zack out from his pocket. "Luckily, I brought along an Insta-Bed with me." He then instantly materialized the bed by adding water. Jow lies down in the bed, only for it to seal him and Zack in a metal case it grew from itself. ".....Sometimes I wonder how I became a decent scientist.....I'll have to get my waffles tommorow too..."

 

[Sviests]

"Hi there lad! What are you doing here?" Cheshire appeared and asked.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell is dreaming of eating cake with her friend companion cube. as she is about to give it cake it says "Hi there lad!"
Chell is startled by this, then the voice of GLADoS sys, "APPATURE Science would like to remind you that if your companion cube speak you are dreaming...You will wake up in 5...4...3...2....Uno."
Chell wakes up to see her friend Cheshire. "Hi Kitty" she glomps the Kitty.

 

[Sviests]

"Oh my! How nice to see you!" Cheshire grins. "Do you know, why is a raven like a writing desk?"

 

[Orinon]

Meanwhile In Canada
Ryan was invading Canada though he passed the border and since he met no opposition he had no idea what to do.
"Hm mm maybe If I concentrated I could learn who gave me this Command.
after a moment of mediation he had created some sort of Psychic phone call to Dr. Horrible
"Excuse me you gave me the order to invade Canada., I've successfully infiltrated their defences so now what?"
Dr. Horrible was confused then he suddenly realized
"Oh right it must be one of the robots I had reprogrammed, looks like this one lost it's sense of intuition oh well at least that means it's stupid." he then asked Maddawg If he wanted to Ryan to do anything while he was In Canada
"You could have him blow something up?"he suggested

 

[BoosterGold]

"nope...do you" she said looking at the kitty with big doe eyes

 

[Sviests]

"Haven`t the slightest idea!" Cheshire laughed and burted into a song "'Twas brilig, and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe."

 

[BoosterGold]

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" sang Chell as this was the start of a Jammin'

Spoiler: Jammin' Chell I love thi pic

 

[Sviests]

"Oh my, what a wonderful, witty song." Cheshire grinned and appeared on Chell`s head. "You are a fine, mad lass indeed. He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought? So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought."

 

[BoosterGold]

"this is so much fun." said Chell grinning a wide mouthed crazy smile. "And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!" Jammed Chell

 

[Sviests]

"One, two! One, two! and through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back." Cheshire sang and gently rubbed against Chell`s shoulder.

 

[BoosterGold]

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?Come to my arms, my beamish boy!" sang Chell as she fired orange and blue portals one on the wall and one on the ceiling. she stuck head through the orange one on the wall." O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy." she sang with her upper half hanging from the ceiling.

 

[Sviests]

"?Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe." Cheshire took his head off and started to balance on it. "Oh lass, you are mad enough to meet the Hatter. By the way. Can you stand on your head?" Cheshire laughed.

 

[BoosterGold]

"I'm sure let me try." she says removing herself from her current portal. She fires a portal then another.

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after many failed attempts Chell started crying. "I-I-I can't do it (T-T)."

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Frank sat in the park, messing with a tool box an enginer had handed him.
"Hmm, maybe if I- OMGWTFBBQ!?!" Frank yelled as the toolbox unfolded into a teleporter.
"Uhuh, that makes perfect sense.." Frank scratched his head.
He stepped on the now spinning, glowing teleporter and zapped into Freeman's lab.
"Erm, Hi?" Frank said as Gordon advanced on him and Heavy who was standing next to Frank.

Frank grabbed a needle and threw it at Gordon, knocking him out. "YOU ARE CREDIT TO TEAM!" Heavy said to Frank.

 

[Sam G]

"Thank2 for that," Sollux said to the sleeping Ram, before reaching into his pockets and pulling out two handfuls of shuriken. He threw them away from him, but instead of hitting the ground, they floated in place, surrounded by a strange ghostly aura. "Well, 2iince the heroe2 are clearly iin a miinoriity, ii've deciided two joiin them, meaniing..." Sollux spun round to face Sho, Grimm and Sky. "Come get 2ome, you wanker2." He swung his hands forward, and the shurikens flew at the villains at an incredible speed.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Suddenly the Heavy produced a Knife and stuck it into the back of Frank, who's corpse flew several feet forward. "I was never on your side." Said the Blue Spy as he grabbed another Cigarette. Horrible came out, and handed the Spy 25 bucks. "Alright, 25 dollars for taking care of him and another 5 dollars if you sap the teleporter." He said to the Spy.

"Deal" said the Spy as he went to work on the Teleporter and somewhere, an engineer was crying while screaming "SPY SAPPIN MY TELEPORTER!"

"Sorry for putting you on hold Maddawg, so what do you want them to do?" Horrible said into his phone.

"Well where are they?" Asked Maddawg.

"Umm...hang on let me check."

FEW SECONDS LATER

They said they see a bunch of Waterfalls.

"They haven't breached their defenses, they just got past border patrol. Tell them to advance on Montreal or Toronto or something." Maddawg said, hanging up the phone.

 

[Sviests]

"What a whimsical young lad, isn`t he?" Cheshire asked Maddawg.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Frank tapped the BLU spy on the back, who turned around. Frank was holding the dead ringer, and threw it at Spy's face before shafting him with a Kukri.
"Alright Horrible, prepare to get the lightest shoving of your fucking life!" Frank said, the doc looked confused, as he was shoved lightly backwards.
"Get ready to lick my balls ever so slightly!" Frank said again, but this time pushed Horrible hard into an industrial freezer and locked it.
"Now to set Cybe back to normal." Frank got to a PC to work.

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

Frank tapped the BLU spy on the back, who turned around. Frank was holding the dead ringer, and threw it at Spy's face before shafting him with a Kukri.
"Alright Horrible, prepare to get the lightest shoving of your fucking life!" Frank said, the doc looked confused, as he was shoved lightly backwards.
"Get ready to lick my balls ever so slightly!" Frank said again, but this time pushed Horrible hard into an industrial freezer and locked it.
"Now to set Cybe back to normal." Frank got to a PC to work.