The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[BoosterGold]

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" shouts Chell diving behind cover.
"what a fun game, Mr. 2 talk"
She once again uses portals to drop varies things and people on Sollux's head.
As Grimm's ass smacks Sollux in the head, Grimm Shouts "watch where you point that thing!"
Sollux shouts "Get your ass out my face

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Now this....this is awesome!" Said Maddawg, as he and the others watched the fight from the sidelines.

"ARGH! That it be, pass the popcorn!"

"HELP ME!!!" yelled Grim.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU 2TUPID ASS!"

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell smells popcorn, she goes to where Maddawg and Captain Sky are sharing some. "Whatcha watchin'?"ask Chell as she grabs some popcorn, feeding some to her Cheshire Hat.
"We're watching the new girl fight that troll thing." says Maddawg
"Oooooo, whose winning?" asks Chell.
Maddawg turn to see who is actually talking to him only to see that it is the girl whop is supposed to be fighting.
"Get back out there Chell" says Maddawg
"You got it coach" she says a she charges back into the fray
"Mr. Kitty hat, will you help me?" she asks Cheshire
"Why of course my dear?" Says the cat as he flies of her head tea pot in hand, pouring hot tea on both Sollux and Grim.

"IIt Burn2" screams Soullux
"WHY ME!" screams Grim.

 

[ajb924]

"This is fun. I'm glad she's on our team." Sho said bluntly.
"Argh, I agree with white hair on this one." Sky said
"'White hair'" Sho asked "Really?"
"Ha! No one know2 your name!" Soullux laughed at Sho.
Sho blasted him with sound, causing him to fall.
"Ooooo! I have an idea!" Chell said and shot a portal on the ceiling and one on the ground below him.
"Oh god no." Soullux said as he began to fall.
After a few minutes he escaped and began throwing up. "That was horriible. I wanted to hit the ground... I feel 2ick. YOU WILL PAY!" He declared and began throwing more stars at them.

 

[BoosterGold]

"EWWWWW, Mr. 2 talk made sick on the floor." said Chell, like a disgusted 5 year old girl.
Chell noticed the shurikens flying toward her, guess Mr. 2 talk didn't like the loop she thought as she once again flung for cover.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" *Smack*
Chell hits the wall
"ouchies" says chell

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike stepped forward from the gloom of a broken building towards Frank and Ryan

"He was hacked; he was commanded to do this. Who would have done this to all these innocent people?" The Shrike?s eyes glowed as he looked over both Ryan and the human who had come to his aid.

"I am Shrike 186008 I am from a different world; I am here to escape what I was created to do. Who are you two?"

 

[Sam G]

Unfortunately, the perpetual fall had made Sollux rather dizzy, and his shots flew off in any direction other than where he was aiming at, one of which happened to hit the self-destruct button of the place where we are (Is it a plane? Is it a gladiatorial arena? Is is Canada? Wherever it is, it's blowing up).
"Well, thii2 2eem2 liike a2 good a tiime a2 any to take my leave..." Sollux said, hovering upwards and shooting off in the direction he thought the sky must be; unfortunately, he was still rather discombobulated, and went straight head-first into the wall of the vehicle/the wall of the arena/a moose (tick as appropriate).

 

[the infected (teamkiers)]

"I'm Frank, Frank errm, Frank something. I'm a hero." Frank said, he had no last name.
"This here is Cybe, well his real name's Ryan but I just call him cybe 'cos he's a cyborg." Frank explained, patting Ryan on the back.
"For some reason, Cybe's invading Canada."

 

[BoosterGold]

"The arena will explode...eventually" said the computer in a familiar voice, if someone were to look at the operating system it would say GLaDOS. Why, because it is the most evil computer ever of course the villains use it. Non-of that actually matters at the moment though.

oh noes the place is going to go kabloomy, I must excapify says Chell inner Chibi(CiC)

"I have an idea says Chell"says Chell as she fires an orange portal directly above Sollux who crashed into a random moose, inside Maddawg's insanely large office overlooking the Vegas arena, then a blue portal directly under Sollux and the moose.

Sollux and the moose eventually smack each other out of the loop, Sollux throw up again.

"you crazy biitch 2top doiing that?" Sollux shouts a Chell.

"Chell as funny as that is how did that help us escape?" says Maddawg

"I...DON't...Know...?" she says

"..." says Maddawg

"WHEEE HOOOHOOOHOOO...WHEEE HOOOHOOOHOOO" she says as she knocks her head from side to side with her fists.

 

[Roamin11]

"A... Hero?" The Shrike's voice echoed about, the ruins. "What do you mean?"

 

[Orinon]

There are two different factions The heroes and Villains Now me and Frank are heroic characters except when I slip, but that's unimportant, what is important is how we act I used to be a villain before I defected to heroes. It was a great change now I can be myself, don't have be unpleasant and I don't get blasted all the time."
"Wait you were a villain?" asked Frank
"Doesn't matter I'm a hero now."
suddenly a group of survivors appeared
"Hey that's the guy who wrecked our city
GET HIM"
"Awww shit gotta run"

Spoiler: A strange saxophone began to play

Ryan then began running through the many streets and avenues to try to escape the angry survivors, he ran left he ran right once he ran right past Frank and the Shrike
"Should we help him?" asked The Shrike
"Nah," said frank "He can handle it"
a suddenly huge Ryan was stomping after the survivors only to shrink to a smaller size
"Awwww Shucks" he said in a helium voice. he then continued to run away
he disappeared for a few minutes when he was visible again he was running backwards and wearing a disguise a pair of glasses with a moustache attached.
the disguise did nothing he eventually came to a cliff he pinched his nose and jumped. off.

appeared back moments later."Well, that was most certainly annoying, so what do you guys want to do?"

 

[ajb924]

"I know how we can get out!" Sho exclaimed.
"It's already exploding." Maddawg replied.
"Oh. Well, there goes my original plan..."
"Your plan to escape the explosion was to blow it up!?" Grimm shrieked.
"More or less, yea." Sho said shrugging. Sho's face suddenly lit up. "What if we made such a huge explosion we blasted-" He began, but was inturupted by Maddawg.
"No. That didn't work last time." Maddawg said.
"WAIT! I have a good idea!" Sho said.
"I doubt that..." Grimm mumbled.
"We're in Vegas, right?"
"2lose enough" Soullux said during his pause in vomitting.
"ROLLER COASTERS." Sho said.
"FUCK YEA!" Maddawg replied.
"Fast loops! WHEEE!" Chell agreed.
MOMENTS LATER
"Why did you build this thing anyway?" Sho asked maddawg as he got in the coaster.
"I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE IN VEGAS WITHOUT ONE. Now, Grimm, hit the switch and trie to jump in."
"Try!?" Grimm said confused. He hit the start switch and the coaster started to move at an unimaginable speed. "FUCKERS." Grimm yelled as he managed to grab hold of the last car and pull himself in.

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike walked into a ruin of a burnt out hospital "I don't know what to do...." as he grabbed a handful of ash and rubble and let it sift though his hand he saw something yellow in the rubble

"What is this?" He held up a strange bobble head, holding a large syringe. It had yellow hair and was wearing a blue and yellow jump suit.

 

[Sviests]

"Anyone care for a cup of tea?" Suddenly Cheshire appeared and asked.

 

[BoosterGold]

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Screamed Chell as the roller coaster rocketed out of Maddawg's exploding base. The track broke off and sent the coater train hurling straight toward the ground a break neck speeds.

Chell, spotted a C-17 Globemaster III about to take off she shot a portal in to its cargo hold, and one in front of the coaster train.

The cargo doors of the plane closed as it left the ground and the same instant a roller coaster, shot out of a portal, into the plane's cargo hold.

"Lets go again, Lets go again" chants Chell.

"..." says everyone as they stare at her.

"who are you people and how did you get on our plane, says two nondescript pilot there nametages read Biggs and Wedge.

"Arr we be the new owners didn't you be gettting the memo" says Cap'n Sky

Maddawg, Sho, Cap'n Sky and Grim eject the pilots from the plane through the portal, and Chell disengage the portals.

With everyone not careening toward death, they all share a cup of tea, that Cheshire had afford.

"So whose gonna fly this thing?" asks Grimm

Spoiler: Boeing C-17 Globemaster III

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

As the villians sat down to their tea, a shimmering portal of Time-Space opened up, and two armoured space marines stepped through, one from a relatively new video game, the other from a very old but monumental video game. The Halo ODST turned to the Doomguy marine and nodded. "Thanks for the lift, bro. I owe you a beer for saving me from those demons. Laters!" The ODST said to the immortal Doomguy, as he stepped back into hell to once more prevent the apocalpyse. The ODST turned to the villians and took of his shiney new helmet, revealing him to be the one and only, Sargeant Jakeman!

"Erm, weren't you with the hero's just before?" Grimm asked.
"Well, I was, but Time and Space are having a REALLY bad argument with me over the Time-Space Continuum being fragmented, and they keep draggin me back to hell, to rot. I just have friends that can kick the shit out of hell and back again. So that makes 4 trips there and back again..... Man! The amount of times I've visited, you'd expect that I would have some awesome frequent flyer miles, but no! Hell isn't a REAL place they say! Bastards." Jakeman replied.
"So, that means what to me? I say you should GET OFF MY PLANE!" Maddawg roared at the intruder.
"Don't ya need a pilot? I don't see anyone in the cockpit and I can fly! You learn a lot of things in hell...... Just tell me where you wanna go, and I'll get us there! The Boeing C-17 is big, but pretty stable. I can getcha where ya gotta go, no strings attached. I'm just glad to be out of hell. Again."
"Arr, erm, well...." Maddawg sighed as Jakeman jumped up the stairs and into the cockpit, taking the controls.
"So, where to boss?"

<spoiler= OOC> Ok, so I've fixed my internet, so Time and Space shouldn't be needed anymore. If anyone has noticed, I've used the Time-Space continuum as my own personal in and out device to accommodate for my old and crappy internet. So, what is the plan for the plot?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Take us to Hong Kong. I'm sure we could find something to do/destroy there." Said Maddawg.

"Ya! Maybe we could have Godzilla destroy the city!." Said Grim.

Sho quickly slapped him across the back of the head. "That's Tokyo you moron. Hey Chell! How bout getting us a bar in here!"

"Okay Gray haired man!" Said Chell, firing two portals, one outside the plane and another at the ceiling. A large bar fell down.

"ALRIGHT! HAPPY HOUR!" Yelled Sho, sprinting to the bar before being grabbed by Sky.

"ARGH! Oh no ye don't! You still haven't payed me back for the rum ye stole!"

"Sho...just go help Jakeman navigate." Said Maddawg.

"But you know I fly better when drunk!"

"Last time you flew drunk, you crashed into the Moutains of Nepal and stumbled out of the cockpit yelling "Niiiipppaalllllll!"

"I'm sorry if I took you were you wanted to go!"

MEANWHILE IN VEGAS!

"I can't believe those Pax tickets were fake!" Said Horrible as he and Gordon stumbled off the bus. "I've been looking forward to this forev-" He quickly stopped when Grim got his attention and pointed forward.

"YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! WE WERE GONE FOR HALF A PAGE!"

 

[Sviests]

"So, we are going to Hong Kong?" Cheshire asked. "I have some close acquaintances there, which own a company that rents gigantic dinosaurs. I just have a little thing I would like to ask in return. See I am an aristocratic cat, I don't like the fact that I have to work for someone as a secretary. I would like to be, more important. Let me join your league as a trickster and that Rent-a-zilla (which is very expensive) could be yours for free." Cheshire stated and grinned maniacally.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell as already grabbed the bottle of cake schnapps, and began drinking. she has started making out with her companion cube.
"Oh Cube your the only one for me."

"Okay that is just gross." says Grim
"That be all kinds of freaky wrong." says Cap'n Sky.
"Whose for never letting her drink ever again ever" says Maddawg
"Oh lass it seems true love always blossoms." says Cheshire.
"MOOSE" says the random moose.

Chell and the cube climb into a tank andCENSORED due to shear squick

Grim vomits

Chell walks out from inside a tank that was in the cargo, still putting on her orange jumpsuit, hair ruffled companion cube in hand, "that was fantastic", she says as she kisses the cube.
"Did she just...?" asked Sho peaking out from the the co-pilots seat.
"That never happened!" said Grim

Spoiler: Cake Schnapps?

it exists I have a bottle in my fridge weird i know right

Spoiler: Chell/Cube

I'm sorry I thought it was funny if not a little creepy

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Okay....moving on." Said Maddawg, turning back to the Cheshire cat. "So you think that you're evil enough for us, well you'll have to go through our three judges on

AMERICAN OVERLORD!

"Welcome to American Overlord folks, I'm.......Ryan Seagrim and today we see if the Chesire cat is as good as he claims he is not." Said Grim. "But first, let us meet our judges."

"First, we have Randy 'The Pirate' Jackson!"

"Argh dawg!" Said Sky.

"Paula Chell!"

"Hey! I'm on TV! HI GLADOS!"

"And Simon Scowl! Who looks a lot like Maddawg, but he has a Mustache! There is a difference!"

"This fake mustache itches."