The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Suddenly, out of nowhere, big fat juicy oranges began flying at the combatants. One of them hit Ryan in the head. "OWW!" Everyone turned to see Yoshi and Miss Glados standing there, a huge pile of oranges behind them. Miss Glados had 'fixed' her turret, which was now a small catapault, loaded with another orange, and Yoshi was using his uber-pro throwing skillz.
"Everyone stop fighting. This is madness! We're all on the same side, or at least I think so..... We need to find the villians, and defeat them! Not go on a crazy rampage against each other!" Yoshi said.

"*****, where did you get all them oranges?" Boink asked.
"Don't even think about it man. You'll never know." Yoshi replied as Miss Glados simply giggled at them. She then fired her catapault, hitting Ryan in the stomach and knocking him over. He began shouting at her as he got up. "DAMMIT GIRL!!!! Why did you do that? Do that again and I'll.... I'll-"
"You're no fun to play with, you know?" Miss Glados giggled to him.

 

[Roamin11]

"ooo Oranges! Jucies anyone?" Said the Shrike lifting a orange and smashing it in his palm, juice ran down his serrated arm dripping off his elbow into a small jug with icecubes in it.

"OH" said the Shrike also looking to his bickering allies "No more fighting or I will impale you all on my chest, ass end first" his green glowing eyes faded back to red.

 

[Sam G]

"Well, isn't this lovely?" Sam asked, walking down the tunnel behind the Shrike. "Friends one and all, united once more. This is what teamwork's about." He poured himself a glass of orange juice, then necked it. "Aha, that is indeed the juice of oranges. You there!" Sam threw his glass at BT. It shattered by his feet and sent shards of glass flying everywhere. "It's a pleasure to meet you once more. Say, didn't you murder me once?"

"Different continuity, bro," Bloody whispered.

"Ah, right, of course. Well then, we've never met before; I'm Sam G, acting leader of the Heroes. It's a pleasure to meet you for the first time again." Sam extended a hand, and BT shook it. He then turned to the racist stick-figure. "What up, dog?"

Adressing the group as a whole, Sam declared, "Alright, I think it's about damn time we left this hospital. Or tunnel. Wait, where are we? You know what, wherever we are, we should leave." Sam pulled his oft-forgotten Portable Door out of his bag and held it open for the others to step through. "You know, there's something telling me we could seriously irritate a whole lot of people if we were to go to Mount Olympus. I think we should go there."

Meanwhile, in Sam's boring and egotistical side-plot, the iSam and his companions had met with another two allies. One was rather easy to retrieve; good ol' Sidoh had done most of the work for them, travelling inside the real Sam's head and retrieving the being living there; so it was a simple matter of overpowering him and claiming the being for their own. For three Sams of varying Samness, this was a task of little difficulty.

The second was a little more tricky; he had been relocated by a fully-powered Sam to an alternate dimension. Luckily, hopping between dimensions was a sinch for our posse, as the female of the iSam's troop had had the foresight to download the "iHop" app (hah!) before they left. With five Sams in hand, and only two more to go, the enlarged posse continued their trek through time and space.

 

[Orinon]

Ryan was near a computer he had used the USB at the tip of his tail (It changes with need he's part cyborg.) he was now working with the computer's interface.
Copy and triple encrypt this file

world's greatest OJ
take some oranges
Impale them on spike
put it in a jug of ice cubes
mix the F*** out of them
1 orange serves 3 friends.

File completed.
he then took the awesome OJ put it in a fancy bowl, which was for Abby, he also gave a glass to Alice. which was a reason to get close to her she had Red Fear in her pocket. with a few swift movements he had taken back Red Fear in pocket knife form and she was still sipping OJ.
"Thanks Lil Ryan."

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike stepped out onto olympus, looking around at the summit.


"Breath it in Sam! Can you feel it?! In the air, something epic and amzing is about to happen!"

 

[Zirat]

The Stig and # 13 were sent ahead of the other villains onto the mountain, # 13 had been complaining all the way and The Stig was silently taking suffering through the brunt of it.
"I mean, they could have come with us you know? But nooooo 'you two have to go ahead make a path for us. You're the newbies and the most expendable so something goes wrong- bluh bluh bluh' pah" it said as it kicked a stone down the cliff face.
The Stig had to agree with it on that point, most of the others werent even really doing anything on their own. They even had to leave most of their supplies back at the base camp which # 13 loved complaining about as well.

"They wouldnt even give me enough time to pick out a good costume. And they made you leave most of your weapons back there to. A few minutes is all it would have took but-" The Stig cut it off, they were almost to the peak and if it kept going on like that he would punt the thing down the mountain and back into Jersey

 

[Roamin11]

The Shrike felt something and not just that, he heard something "BUT NOOOO" came echoing up to the summit that the Shrike and the Heroes had assembled on.

"Did you hear that?" The Shrike asked them the majority shook their head no, Ryan was pulling orange pulp from his ears as he shook his head furiously. "Either way" Said the Shrike "I'm going to hop into fast time and take a look around" and with that the Shrike let time practically stop and he began to jog down the mountain path from the Summit.

At one bend he felt something in the void which bind change and he was kicked from fast time forcefully, he was not only confused (for his persona was rooted there so his body's senses were now out of whack) but also now unable to activate fast time. Regardless he decided to finish his patrol. As he came around the next he saw what had been making most of the noise.

The Shrike stumbled into the path of The Stig and #13 looking like a hulking mass of razor wire and blades shinning in the sun, his red glowing eyes focusing on the unusual couple.

"Who are you?" The Shrike said, he got a bad feeling from the man in the aviator gear.

"You say who you are first!" Said #13 being stubborn because the sun and the lack of equipment.

"No you!" Said the Shrike the internet affliction taking advantage of the circumstance.

And so that is how the yelling match got started, 'No you!' 'No you first!' all up until the Stig just about had enough pulling out a magnum revolver from his side holster and took a shot, it ricocheted inside the Shrikes red eye socket.

The Shrike snapped out of his stupidity "OI what was that for?" Said the Shrike in a annoyed tone, he took his battle stance but then felt a sudden surge of energy return to. His connection with the Void Which Binds returned to its normal state. The Shrike decided best to retreat into fast time and back to the heroes at the summit.

He would leave the epic encouter till his team had rallied.

 

[Zirat]

"See what I mean? That would have gone SOOOOoooo much better if you had the rest of your explosives with you, one blast from your rocket launcher and that thing would have been a piles of slag... BOOM!" It said with a little chuckle.
The Stig couldnt help but agree with him on this as well, but a rocket launcher that close would have blown them both off the mounain. He re-holstered the revolver, mentaly cursing himself for not packing the explosive rounds, and turned to look at the progress that was made so far.

They had to be a mile or so in the air already, they were actualy over the clouds now and Jersey couldnt even be seen. He took some solace in the fact that at lesat his oxygen mask prepared him for the thin air, and the cold temperature didnt really bother him. Suddenly the thought of the rest of his team lugging up the mountain, freezing and gasping for air hit him and it cheered him up immensley. He looked out and could just start to see the stars in the black sky overhead.

"Are we there yet?" # 13 asked in the annoying way kids do on a long trip. This triggered a groan out of him as he looked up at the path they still have to climb. They seemed to be half-way there now. The Stig just nodded and # 13 groaned as it begrudingly started to trudge up with him to the peak.

 

[Zirat]

The Stig hung down his head and groaned. So much for having them bust their collective ass to get up to where he was. # 13 was just happy to see someone he knew could talk back.

"Mr. Hazama! You got up here fast" It said, marveling at his methods. "We saw a hero, a big metal one that yelled at me but The Stig ran him off. If that was only one then who knows what the others could be like, we're doomed!" It despaired, tears in it's eyes as it clung onto The Stig's leg's, who then tried to brush him off with little success.

 

[Roamin11]

"Guys guys!! I think I saw a villain... Either that or a jet pilot who got shot down and is in a really bad mood" thought the Shrike "And a good shot too" the Shrike added in a low grumble tipping his head forward and having the bullet spill out of his eye socket and into his hand where he then ground the bullet into powder.

"AND LET ME TELL YA!! HE MADE ME MAD!!" Said the Shrike, his spikes extending and becoming even more wicked. A lot of the Heroes took a cautious step back from him, an almost aura of hate poured from the Shrikes eye sockets and clung to his metal carapace as it slid down to the ground and dissipated.

 

[BoosterGold]

Chell flew information with the Stig, and by in formation I mean trailing behind him, he left the Old spice guy as that joke was really that funny in hindsight ah well.
"Wowie that fourth wal sure is broken today!" says Chell
"Shut you crazy hole woman, shouts Grimm as he i draged along by a green energy rope
"NEVER!!!!1"she shouts speeding up and grabbing hold of The Stig's Plane

 

[hopeneverdies]

Spoiler: Ignore this, it's working now

I may be out for awhile, my house's Internet has been down and I'm just piggy backing on the schools through my iPod. I'll catch up when I can. Someone can take over as Alice until I get back. Miss being able to post, I'll see you all ASAP

"Are they really a threat to us?" asked Alice.
"Well, they're villains, clearly they must be up to something," replied the Shrike.
"The mountain path is only about two feet wide and we're exhausted as is. Can you imagine how they must feel being so much higher than we are, especially with the thin air?"
"All the more reason to take them down now."
"And suppose someone, not me of course, were to fall off. Please explain how fighting them would be a good idea."
"Grr, maybe you're right, but if they get in the way, they are screwed."

 

[Roamin11]

"Hmmm" thought the Shrike looking at the thin pathway "I may not be in charge here, but Samn I do belive that I should be the front lines, on the Pathway, I may not be able to hold them all but I could definatly make trying to get past me living hell!!" he said, his last word causing liquid rage to come pouring out of his eyes.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: FFFFFF-

What'd I miss?!

 

[Zirat]

The Stig looked over and saw Chell clinging to the tail of someone else plane. The crazy broad was even towing Grimm behind her, what did she think she was doing? But enough about that, they were all getting closer to the peak and he was still going strong, # 13 was a twitchy mess due to seeing his first hero, Hazama was still Hazama, and Sho was nowhere to be found at the moment.
"S-s-s-o if that big metal monster thing comes in, you can drive him off like last time, right boss?" It asked, he just nodded yes so they could keep going.
"You know he wont, right?" Hazama chimed in from behind
"Shut up, because of your great suggestion to Chell we're out half of our equipment! You even said you that when you came up our stuff would be with you!" # 13 called back
"Yeah, well too bad. It's not my problem that you listened to me"
"Ohhh, shut up!"
"Yeah? And who'll make me?"
They carried on like this in a fashion for a while, The Stig actually missing how when it was just him and the 'bot its whining was all he had to deal with. But still, Hazama could make great bait for when they actualy do run into more heros, maybe he could actualy fight one. A small one, probably very small.

Spoiler: Fury

Both the heros and villains are on Olympus now, Roamin already ran into me and came back to give you all an earling warning about what's going down. Nothing really important though

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Zirat

Awesome

"Sooo...Olympus, huh?..." Isaac remembers mount Aleph. "Mount Aleph was cooler"
Vanessa smiled. "It's pretty up here~"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jessie and James continued walking. They had been traveling for days underground and hadn't seen or heard anybody.

"Meowth is no where to be found..." said James

"I'm getting sick of the underground!" cried Jessie

"What was that loud sound?" asked James, spinning around.

"What?" said Jessie, irritated by the rhyming.

"Didn't you hear it?"

"No"

"I swore I heard something."

"You're just going crazy."

Suddenly the ceiling gave way behind them, collapsing into a huge mound of dirt and rubble. Above they could see sky.

"We could look around up there..."

"But Meowth is down here somewhere." said James.

"We haven't eaten anything for a few days James, we ran out of waffles."

"I'm not sorry about that. We've been living on that package of ten thousand waffles for months!"

"Lets go up and get some food. We can come back later."

James looked back at the seemingly infinite length of the tunnel. "I guess it couldn't hurt."

Spoiler: OOC

Need any neutrals around on Olympus? I'm at a loss as to where I should go from here

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Jessie and James emerged next to Isaac and Vanessa. ISaac smiled at them, darkly. "Vanessa~ Look who's back~"

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Yohsi gazed over at Isaac's comment, double taking when he saw who he was referring to. "Ahh... Erm.... Hello newcomers!" He said. "I fear that things up here are about to get kinda bloody. The Villians are just down the hill and we are preparing for an epic mountaintop duel with them. You have two choices, 1 you go back where you came from, or 2 you can stay here and choose a side. Unfortunately, neutrals don't last long here in the AA. Sooner or later, you're going to have to pick a side to achieve your goals...."

Meanwhile, Miss Glados finished working on her turret and looked up at the Shrike. She had modified her turret into a large bazooka, and was grinning madly. "Hey Shrike, when the bad guys come, can I help fight? I've made some 'improvements' to my little turret! Heeeeeheeee, he's not so little anymore!"