The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[mcpop9]

A large bolt of lightning struck down near the two facing off, unleashing a large explosion. Out of the Debris stepped Jesus. "I demand a stop to this fighting! Do you know how long it took to build this place?" he then gestured to the land around him with his hand

"It took allot longer than seven days and nights! Not to mention these mortals misinterpreting that damn book so much! If you do not stop this i shall have to force you to pay for your sins!"

 

[NotYetForsaken]

Spoiler: @mcpop9

Funny, that's exactly what Utsuho[leet's] character is suppose to do.

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: @TheMehKingdom

Spoiler: @mcpop9

Funny, that's exactly what Utsuho[leet's] character is suppose to do.

hey, whatever floats the characters boat, i'm going off what Jesus does in the series: trying to stop Hank and Tricky from fighting and just in general stopping them from raping everything by killing them both.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: TMK:

What do you mean? And how does Alice already know Utusho's name when she hasn't introduced herself yet?

Spoiler: New guy:

Two things: Hank and Tricky are back in Nevada, and Madness Jesus is more the kind to kill first and talk later.

Alice looked around for the man's voice, but turned back to her 'captive' after she started speaking again. "I don't know what happened here!" she protested. "I woke up on top of a rock I didn't even know existed, started looking for someone who knew and then your pet pulled me out of the sky by the throat!" She didn't know that Alice controlled BlackHarte, or that it was a nanoparticle cloud. "Given the circumstances, you're lucky I haven't engraved U.R. into both your skulls!"

Utusho didn't even notice that she'd started charging another shot, out of how mad she was.

 

[NotYetForsaken]

Spoiler: @leet

Sorry, got impatient of calling her ambiguous titles.

"That's a large threat from such an odd looking girl," Alice growled, "Given the circumstances I think you're lucky that you didn't end up like Mr. President over there!"

"And what how would that be!?" Utsuho screamed, fiery energy beginning to seep out of her arm cannon.

Alice pointed toward the miserable being on the ground, "Human."

Spoiler: OOC

Yay! Conflict! Given Alice is pretty much riled up on extra energy it might be fun to do a good fight off given neither of us are engaged in a duel.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

"Enough!" Utusho called out. "I'm already tired of you!" The arm cannon seemed to start glowing with all the energy it had built up. By this point, she'd taken notice of it and pulled it in front of her face, aiming straight for Alice's. She started talking again, much quieter than before. "Utusho Reiuji. And after I carve that into you, and everyone here, you won't forget. Goodbye."

All at once, she blasted everything she had at Alice in the form of a laser.

Spoiler: TMK:

Yeah, I can see that being a problem. Also, another fight sounds fun, but I don't actually know any of Okuu-chan's spell cards. Except they're specifically non-lethal anyway.

 

[mcpop9]

There was a major blast that came from one of them, just missing him. The savior then assembled his rifle, then took two shots, one at each of their heads just barely missing. "Now that i've got your attention, can we stop this damn fighting before i put two nice sized holes in each of your heads!" he shouted at the two

 

[NotYetForsaken]

Alice watched the cannon fire and a lance of the encircling cloud tore through the beam and channeled the flame into black lightning that redistributed itself across BlackHarte's being and finally into the Darkness stone.

Alice watched intently as Utsuho geared up from another attack, when she fired yet again the cloud consumed the blast and shot a black bolt of lightning across the clouds, rebounding it over and over again until it arced toward Utsuho.

Spoiler: Leet

It's alright if you don't know her spellcards, just make them up I guess. Also if it seems like nothing is hitting Alice it's because after 1 shot she's down. She is a human after all. Quite unlike the rest of the freaking cast.

Spoiler: New Guy

Try not too get in the way please. I don't want to have to waste you to get on with my duel with Leet. It's well deserved for both of us.

 

[mcpop9]

Realizing that they weren't going to listen to him, he started to go around the landscape laying out mostly intact corpses in an infantry column style. he then started to build up energy to zombify them while the two were fighting.

Spoiler: ooc

go ahead, have the fight. i've got something for him to do.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Utusho watched her shots fall into the small, black rock inside the cloud, and then a bolt of her own energy blasted out of it and into her chest. It knocked her off her feet, but she used her wings to maneuver back to a stable position on the ground. So, I can't shoot you... she thought. All right, *****. See how you like this! She started charging another shot, but this time placed the ball of energy on the outside. After only a short charge, she charged through a gap in the cloud and delivered a charged punch with her cannon.

 

[mcpop9]

The savior zobified all the corpses, 50 in total, twenty with guns. He looked over at the fight, seeing how bad it was going to be. The savior made a cocoon in the crater he arrived in out of zombies, protecting him till the fight was over.

Spoiler: ooc

g'night, happy fighting!

 

[StormShaun]

The rain had stopped, but darkness still swirls around the sky...

Tomoya still hiding in the darkness of the black clouds still looking out for Jack or any other villains, but suddenly a lightning bolt hit the ground, a lightning bolt that was not at all holy, "I did not create that!" Tomoya shouted to himself, Tomoya looked down to see that everything and everyone is in battle, exept one strange little man with a halo above his head creating something that was not good, they were unholy zombies, enclave zombies, when Tomoya was about to stop this unholy act the man made a cacoon around himself, "Shit, I do not sense a holy presense around him, so why does he have a halo, and most importantly, why didnt I sense him?" Tomoya quizzed.

Due to the fact that Jack is nowhere to be found Tomoya had to destroy this evil, for it was a command from high above, he didnt get many commands from the hevens since he is still human and alive but they have told him to inspect the evil presence, "Ill inspect it right away, Basakiel out" Tomoya spoke back towards the hevens. Tomoya made his enegy surround him and then BAM, Tomoya had smashed into the ground in the form of a bolt, Tomoya rises and forms his sword in one hand and his magnum in the other and speaks "Time to cleanse this place", Tomoya jumps into the horde of zombie enclave and clean slices one in two with his sword while killing another with a blast from the magnum, "This is going to take a while" Tomoya mutters as he begins slicing the undead.

Spoiler: GM and Other guys

I think the new guy is evil, because I am sure that Jesus wont do that, and even if that did happen there would of been...well brighter, Time to clear this unholyness. Plus I am confused with the new character, leet and new guy please post a character sheet so I and many others wont be confused, also welcome new guy.
Also someone please make a summory of the story because im sure people are confused.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: Shaun:

Go watch the Madness Combat movies. At least 1-8. I'll wait. Have fun with all the mindless gore? Okay, now here's a character sheet for Utusho, even though I told myself I'd just find a way to tell everyone everything in-universe, like I did with Youmu for the most part.

Name: Utusho Reiuji
AKA: Okuu-chan
Species: Hell-raven
Series of origin: Touhou Project
Abilities: Control of nuclear energy, flight
Source of abilities: Ate a sun god at the request of another god, except it drove her mad with power temporarily. Also, in case you couldn't tell, she has wings.
Languages known: Japanese (native), English (to a point)
Alignment: Neutral, but once tried to cause an apocalypse. Make of that what you will
Personality: Usually civil, but has a very short fuse

Spoiler: More detailed character shot:

Does that clear everything up for you? Also, I'm sorry, but I can't do a story summary because I don't remember it all perfectly, and I missed a few bits during the 'Dream World' arc.

 

[StormShaun]

Spoiler: Leet

Thanks for the character sheet, least I wont be confused with your character, also I have seen The Madness series (the one with hank the awesome, Tricky (Or whatever) the clown and (Fake) Evil Jesus, I guess my character is right, UNHOLY, must be stopped! Also it clears up your character, but not the story, I guess Im directing the summary of the story to Jakeman (Sorry mate! Its just that people will be confused and ya havent appeared in quiet a while)
and you really love the Touhou project (I dont know what it is but im guessing an anime game
Ill be here all night watching the last episodes of clannad (Just got all the DvDs yipee)

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Spoiler: Shaun:

You're mostly right about Touhou. It's anime-styled, sure, but it isn't a visual novel or anything. It's got a Wikipedia page, if you're interested. And one for each individual game in the series. And a character sheet. About 120 entries long. And all of them are female. And none of them bare anything between the neck and the knee (if you don't count arms.) And it's all done by one guy with a fanbase, the size and average insanity of which rivals Twilight.

*ahem* As for the plot of the AA, I definitely remember most details from Sacred Stones up to the modern day, but it's the small details and most other parts I'm fuzzy about. I definitely remember an arc involving the Mana Bar, but I'm not really proud of my writings back then, so I don't feel like going back and checking...

Hey, here's an idea: Why don't we all just start over? Make a new thread, move everyone there and (mostly) forget about the events of this one. Sound good?

 

[mcpop9]

Spoiler: OOC Character sheet

I'm up for whatever you guys are, new thread or not i couldn't care and i gotz mah character sheet.
Name: Jesus
AKA: The Savior
Species: Holy Being
Series of origin: Madness
Abilities: Able to summon forth his sword, his revolver and his rifle, also to zombify corpses.
Source of abilities: Improbability Drive in his skull.
Languages known: English
Alignment: Sways Kills people that mess with him
Personality: Easily annoyed, but talkable

"Why the hell do i always get dragged into messes like this." The Savior muttered to himself then noticed the man cutting through the zombies. "Do you know how long it took to make those things!?" He shouted at the man, then approached him. his sword materialized on to his back. "I get forced into trying to stop two maniacs that are expert killers, not to mention getting killed five times in the process! Can't a Holy being just create an army to try and destroy those destroying this planet in peace?" The savior was shouting in general.

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Spoiler: acting GM Jakeman to the Rescue!

@Leet-You just proposed that we shut down the longest continually running RP on this website, and the second longest continually running Avatar Adventure style RP ON THE INTERNET. WE SHALL PERSEVERE, AND TRIUMPH! We can have a giant reset, as done about three times in the past, if you so wish, but after the battle royale. We?re getting back into what the AA used to be like!
For your other point of not being proud of your earlier posts, check around the 170 page mark for the crap I wrote when I joined this RP. I was terrible..... At least yours made sense, were well written and fitted!

STORY ARC SUMMARY!
In the Wastelands of Washington DC, Fallout 3 style, a giant battle of epically fucked up shit is happening. BlackHarte and Alice (TehMehKingdom) and Utusho Reiuji (Leet_x1337) are in a fight. Zero (13?s 14) and Glados (Roamin11) are in a fight of good robot vs bad quantum AI human person thingy. Tomoya the Lightning Angel (StormShaun) is about to get into an epic fight with the evil Sin Jack (Sgt_Jakeman214), after he kills the zombies created by Evil Unholy Jesus (mcpop9). Ryan/Rhianna (Orinon) and Justin (Roamin11) are involved in an epic no holds barred near godmodding battle to the death. Ken (Ynneck) is sitting tight at the villains HQ at Apeture Labs.

That is the battlefield, and everybody has a partner. After this Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, we can have the planet explode and perform a reset, and continue on with the madness.

Acting GM Jakeman, out!

As Tomoya cut through the zombies of Evil Unholy Jesus, Jack landed in a ball of flames, frying two and slicing another in half with his scythe. ?I thought you could use a hand with the Unholy Scum, cause then I can beat the crap outta you quicker!? Jack called out to the Angel, roasting another zombie with a burst of fire.
?Game on, SIN!? Tomoya shouted back, cutting the head off another zombie and blasting two more with his revolver. The Sin and Angel began a dance of death, killing the few remaining zombies and ending up face to face. Jack grinned, feeling more alive than he had in centuries.
?You ready for this, cause I ain?t holding back!? Jack said happily, his grin full and wide.
?I was born ready to do The Lord?s bidding, and rid this world of you and your foulness!? Tomoya returned, rage in his voice.

Both combatants ingored Evil Unholy Jesus yelling and complaining. They had a score to settle.

 

[NotYetForsaken]

Spoiler: @Shaun&Leet

The Touhou Project is a series of video games in two genres, bullet hell (where you dodge giant magnificent glowing bullets in a 2-D side scroller, and a fighting game.

Leet, from what I remember of Utsuho's spells, it pretty much involved filling up the screen with stars, that's the only memorable one I know of. Also in the other games she's depicted as extremely slow but heavy hitting.


Also, to both of you, there is at least one guy in Touhou. The Old Master.

"Alice! Don't do it!" Miri pleaded, "You'll never stand a chance."

Alice continued to look at Clarence, the towered two feet over her and held the best sparring record in the War School. Pompous, arrogant, and an idiot.

She stepped into the engagement circle and Clarence did the same. The bell sounded and Clarence charged, baring his fists in a ludicrous sparring pose. Alice stood quietly, listening to Miri pleading in the background, the chatter of the other students, and Clerence's breathing.

He charged forward and brought his right arm back for a punch, Alice stood her ground and smiled. When the fist had come, she was gone, already under Clarence and a few jabs later he fell to the ground paralyzed.




At day's end back in her dorm Miri gave her an incredulous stare, "What was that shit you pulled out there. That's not a Caldari fighting style."

Alice shrugged, "I don't know. I was taught to fight like that."

"By who?"

"I wish I knew, I really do."

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Alice saw Utsuho charging through the cloud and she ducked out of the way at the last second, watching the cannon and star pass over above her. As soon as Utsuho passed she let loose a series of jabs to her back and knocked her down toward the ground again. BlackHarte's cloud then enclosed her.

The cloud drew together into the creature again, leaving Alice once again deep in the heart.

 

[StormShaun]

Spoiler: OOC

The climax really had to happen now, didnt it, if you guys want to know it is 12:47 am here in Australia and I like my sleep (plus it is the only night I can sleep in), so Jakeman I would honestly love it if you did something about the battle while I be z-ing, also good summary + thanks for the character sheet mcpop!, now ill add something here and hopefully we can resolve this massive cluster fuck without killing the Earth...or anything relating to my character's series (Clannad/Clannad:After Story) I just finished watching the last DvD, so no killing off my avatars wife, well, I guess he will protect her and etc, etc.

Tomoya smirks after his last quote and thought to himself "This is such a pain".

One lightning bolt strikes the ground in the middle of the two immortals, and suddenly the two enemys ended up 100 feet in the air still staring off, "How the fuck" the evil Jesus mutters to himself as the fight was about to begin, the clouds are still black and full of lightning from when they fought before. five more bolts have struck around the two and they still stared off...then "Bang" the two dish out two attacks, Tomoya with a lightning strike and Jack with a fireball, and the two hit each other with such force that it blows the two users backwards about 5 meters, then both pulled out their chosen malee weapon, one katana and one scythe, and the two charge at each other for the final time.

Spoiler: OOC

Well mabey not the last time

 

[mcpop9]

"Fuck it, if the worlds blowing up then i'm going to watch it." The savior mumbled to himself as he moved rubble into a chair he could sit on, and summoned forth a bag of popcorn to watch the fight. he saw a pile of about 20 more corpses near by and zombified them for defense.