The Escapist Caption Contest...

[Raven's Nest]

Gary soon realized that coming in first in the smallest penis contest was far from "winning"

I do declare thee the winner and dub thee the new caption master...

Now give us some lulz...

 

[Shapsters]

Gary soon realized that coming in first in the smallest penis contest was far from "winning"

I do declare thee the winner and dub thee the new caption master...

Now give us some lulz...

Woohoo!

... I can't find a good pic, gimmie a little while.

 

[fanklok]

"Yes the final Dragon Ball, now I can wish for immortality and defeat Kakarot Michael Phelps."

Spoiler: Here's why that makes sense

 

[Lambi]

Gary soon realized that coming in first in the smallest penis contest was far from "winning"

I do declare thee the winner and dub thee the new caption master...

Now give us some lulz...

Woohoo!

... I can't find a good pic, gimmie a little while.

Are you going to post a pic, or should I?

 

[Raven's Nest]

Gary soon realized that coming in first in the smallest penis contest was far from "winning"

I do declare thee the winner and dub thee the new caption master...

Now give us some lulz...

Woohoo!

... I can't find a good pic, gimmie a little while.

Are you going to post a pic, or should I?

Sorry Shapsters, you took too long...

Lambi, go ahead... Quote me when you do please...

 

[Lambi]

Sorry Shapsters, you took too long...

Lambi, go ahead... Quote me when you do please...

Alright. Give me a minute or two.

 

[Lambi]

My entry:

John didn't understand why he had to leave the computer.

 

[Lost In The Void]

"Dad Think about the P0rn"

"Son we're going to a nude beach"

 

[Magnatek]

College: From one World to another.

 

[Raven's Nest]

"NOOO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME DAD! I LOVE HER!!!"

 

[Lambi]

"Dad Think about the P0rn"

"Son we're going to a nude beach"

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Good job, man.

 

[Ren3004]

'When John's computer tried to drag him out of the car, humanity knew that Skynet had taken over.'

 

[Zepren]

When ready to leaving for college, John didn't realise until then that there was a "No Pets" rule. His robot dog would have to stay behind.

 

[Ren3004]

Where do you guys find these photos?

 

[Lambi]

Where do you guys find these photos?

It's been in my folder for a long time. I don't remember.

 

[Viridian13]

Wow, Pope Benedict is really stepping up security...

 

[Ren3004]

Where do you guys find these photos?

It's been in my folder for a long time. I don't remember.

If I ever have to post one, I don't know what I'll do. I've probably got something in my hard drive...

 

[Viridian13]

Wow, Pope Benedict is really stepping up security...

Damn, came in too late.
Okay...

"You are being assimilated. Resistance is futile."

 

[Zepren]

Wow, Pope Benedict is really stepping up security...

The pic's changed, get with the program yo!

 

[Lambi]

Time's up!

The winner is:

"Dad Think about the P0rn"

"Son we're going to a nude beach"

He is the next caption master.