The Escapist Hunger Games (Unofficial)

[White Lightning]

I nominate myself... because I have nothing else to do.

 

[Basement Cat]

I would like nominate myself for a cheerful slaughter to the death given that I'm full of self loathing and vaguely nihilistic, but since I'm at the basic level of learning to how to do stuff like this and this I figure I'd serve only as Minion Pate cannon fodder.

Speaking of learning--My avatar's description is now "Beat Writer" when it used to be "Copy Clerk". What's up with these titles, someone? Anyone?

 

[Lucem712]

I would like nominate myself for a cheerful slaughter to the death given that I'm full of self loathing and vaguely nihilistic, but since I'm at the basic level of learning to how to do stuff like this and this I figure I'd serve only as Minion Pate cannon fodder.

Speaking of learning--My avatar's description is now "Beat Writer" when it used to be "Copy Clerk". What's up with these titles, someone? Anyone?

Those little titles are your user rank, they go by this. Also, you can get custom ones by being on the Staff and being a Publisher Club member.

Anonymous Source: 0-25 posts.
Paperboy: 25-50 posts.
Copy Clerk: 50-100 posts.
Beat Writer: 100-200 posts.
Muckraker: 200-300 posts.
Press Junketeer: 300-500 posts.
Infamous Scribbler: 500-750 posts.
Pulitzer Laureate: 750-1000 posts.
Gone Gonzo: 1000+ posts.
Master Archivest: 5000+ posts.
Wordsmith Extraordinaire: 10,000+ posts
Nobel Laureate: 15,000+ posts.

 

[Basement Cat]

I would like nominate myself for a cheerful slaughter to the death given that I'm full of self loathing and vaguely nihilistic, but since I'm at the basic level of learning to how to do stuff like this and this I figure I'd serve only as Minion Pate cannon fodder.

Speaking of learning--My avatar's description is now "Beat Writer" when it used to be "Copy Clerk". What's up with these titles, someone? Anyone?

Those little titles are your user rank, they go by this. Also, you can get custom ones by being on the Staff and being a Publisher Club member.

Anonymous Source: 0-25 posts.
Paperboy: 25-50 posts.
Copy Clerk: 50-100 posts.
Beat Writer: 100-200 posts.
Muckraker: 200-300 posts.
Press Junketeer: 300-500 posts.
Infamous Scribbler: 500-750 posts.
Pulitzer Laureate: 750-1000 posts.
Gone Gonzo: 1000+ posts.
Master Archivest: 5000+ posts.
Wordsmith Extraordinaire: 10,000+ posts

Thanks bunches! Little things like that prey on my mind.

Next question, same subject--What's with the "Gone gonzo"'s or titles for oddball Escapists like Daystar (whom we all know and love, of course)? Some I've seen are bizarre.

EDIT: Ignore my stupid ALREADY ANSWERED question. *sigh* It's bedtime for me. 'night, folks.

 

[Lucem712]

Wordsmith Extraordinaire: 10,000+ posts

You forgot the last one.

*points to title and points to post count*

Also, 'On the Record' is in there somewhere.

I stole it from a thread and didn't bother double checkin' it. -silly me-

 

[Lionsfan]

I don't know what the hell this is, but sign me up I guess.

The reign of tyranny needs to end

 

[Exius Xavarus]

It appears that I shall be a Centurion, then.

 

[Hazy992]

What the heck is this, why am I involved and what the bloody hell is a tribune?

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Daystar, Hazy and Matt... You have my Sword, Axe, and Bow...

Although I may struggle to use them all at once!

And I have never used them, apart from chopping a tree down once, my graduation (sword... although it wasn't used as a weapon... can you salute someone to death?) and 11 year old me did archery at a cub camp... Hmmm...!

 

[sky14kemea]

Daystar, Hazy and Matt... You have my Sword, Axe, and Bow...

Although I may struggle to use them all at once!

And I have never used them, apart from chopping a tree down once, my graduation (sword... although it wasn't used as a weapon... can you salute someone to death?) and 11 year old me did archery at a cub camp... Hmmm...!

I nominate Watson!

Bwahahahahaha >

hehehurhurhurhehe

 

[StormShaun]

I nominate myself as...as...as the Lightning Archangel!

...Sorry I couldn't resist. I will nominate myself, I will fight against evil and banish them to the taco realm from where Taco came from!

If you can add a title make it Lightning Archangel...

What?

...Don't blame me and my wishes!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I nominate Watson!

Bwahahahahaha >

hehehurhurhurhehe

Haha! Then that's one vote for [user]Helmholtz Watson[/user]

Good choice!

Also, How are you? I haven't seen you on for a while!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I nominate myself as...as...as the Lightning Archangel!

...Sorry I couldn't resist. I will nominate myself, I will fight against evil and banish them to the taco realm from where Taco came from!

If you can add a title make it Lightning Archangel...

What?

...Don't blame me and my wishes!

Obligatory; Join the Pub club and add it as your title!

That is a cool name though... I like it!

 

[StormShaun]

Obligatory; Join the Pub club and add it as your title!

That is a cool name though... I like it!

Damn you Watson!

...Let me get a paypal account first. >

 

[sky14kemea]

I nominate Watson!

Bwahahahahaha >

hehehurhurhurhehe

Haha! Then that's one vote for [user]Helmholtz Watson[/user]

Good choice!

Also, How are you? I haven't seen you on for a while!

Clever... Then I vote for everyone with Watson in their name!

And I'm fine, thanks

 

[Zhadramekel]

Alright I'll play along. Self-nomination, danke shon