The escapist needs a PVP system.

[Evil Smurf]

I really think we need a PVP system, so I can fight all of you irl. Especially Taco, Taco needs to go down.
<spoiler=Bro>http://s.quickmeme.com/img/53/5357009833b2dd3335bcd2ad6b07ba41403b8b3c68f43bc5118636661eb8c12b.jpg

 

[tippy2k2]

...wait, what do you mean we need a PVP system? We already have one...

I've been punching my monitor when someone dares questions me and they're NOT feeling it! No...no, that's just what you WANT me to think, isn't it?!? I'm onto you...

I mean...yeah, you must be right Smurf. I guess I'll just have to turn away and...

*SCREEN PUNCH!!!!

[small]Fuck fuck fuck...I think I broke my knuckle. All well...I bet Evil Smurf broke his nose on that shot at the very least![/small]

 

[VanQ]

Two factions! SJWs and GG! People might get too into it though...

 

[Zontar]

Two factions! SJWs and GG! People might get too into it though...

The only way this is going down is in a bloody fight to the death that rivals one an annoying Marvel or DC crisis crossover everyone is sick and tired of.

 

[Evil Smurf]

[small]Fuck fuck fuck...I think I broke my knuckle. All well...I bet Evil Smurf broke his nose on that shot at the very least![/small]

You missed

Two factions! SJWs and GG! People might get too into it though...

I'm a social justice hard, with the plastic guitar of doom, it grants +5 tumblr.

Marvel or DC

I prefer Zenescope.

 

[Thorn14]

Two factions! SJWs and GG! People might get too into it though...

Alright...

[small]Fuck fuck fuck...I think I broke my knuckle. All well...I bet Evil Smurf broke his nose on that shot at the very least![/small]

You missed

Two factions! SJWs and GG! People might get too into it though...

I'm a social justice hard, with the plastic guitar of doom, it grants +5 tumblr.

Marvel or DC

I prefer Zenescope.

1 v 1 me

 

[FalloutJack]

People are fighting enough around here as is. Aaand the tech staff have enough problems with the site as is without having to try and code something like that in here.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Ha. As if any of you could kill me. You'd all have to chug moon grass, estus, or blood vials. Fookin' scrubs.

 

[Strazdas]

We already have a PVP system. Its called a forum. The weapons are called "lets invent insults you wont get banned for". So far the most popular seems to be "Sexist"

 

[Darks63]

Cant we already do that with forum games and some of the in built site games.

 

[Strazdas]

We already have a PVP system. Its called a forum. The weapons are called "lets invent insults you wont get banned for". So far the most popular seems to be "Sexist"

I dunno, ever since 'SJW' got patched in it's been gaining a lot of popularity in both AoE and 1v1 situations. Granted a lot of fights haven't had the nuance of 'Extreme Passive Aggressive' when SJW's getting thrown around, but hey, what do you expect from power-creep?

It's a shame it's stats table is so elusive to find though...

SJW was a counter-weapon invented to counter that very weapon i mentioned.
Personally i think both weapons are OP and should be nerfed. They put the good old "racist" to shame.

 

[Guffe]

But but...
I suck at fighting -.-
Especially one v one!
I am so screwed :,(

 

[Padwolf]

BRING IT ON!!! Fite me IRL. I'll take you down. I'll take you all down! And I'm with you, that Taco has had it too good, for too long!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I really think we need a PVP system, so I can fight all of you irl. Especially Taco, Taco needs to go down.

BRING IT ON!!! Fite me IRL. I'll take you down. I'll take you all down! And I'm with you, that Taco has had it too good, for too long!

I'm sensing some hostility among the plebeians...

Spoiler: *fips tedora*

OT: So can we fight gladiator style for the amusement of the masses? I always love performing for a crowd c:

*flourishes trenchcoat*
*puts on fingerless gloves*
*places fedora firmly on head*
*adjusts glasses so they turn white*
*unsheathes katana*
*runes begin to glow*
*eyes turn red like Sasuke Uchiha*
*licks blade*

 

[Padwolf]

I really think we need a PVP system, so I can fight all of you irl. Especially Taco, Taco needs to go down.

BRING IT ON!!! Fite me IRL. I'll take you down. I'll take you all down! And I'm with you, that Taco has had it too good, for too long!

I'm sensing some hostility among the plebeians...

Spoiler: *fips tedora*

http://i.imgur.com/I2KmUhq.gif

But Taco, that's not a fedora, it's a trilby!! This is why we need a PVP system. In defense of Trilby's everywhere! FOR GONDOR!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

But Taco, that's not a fedora, it's a trilby!! This is why we need a PVP system. In defense of Trilby's everywhere! FOR GONDOR!

As the Escapist's resident fedora tipper, I cannot allow for this to happen

*tips fedora*

Spoiler: M'ladies, pls control theyselves