The Escapist Presents: Deathwing's Disaster Report

[John Funk]

Deathwing's Disaster Report

With the impending patch, the World of Warcraft is going to be changed by the emergence of Deathwing.

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[Nautical Honors Society]

It may be dark and oppressive, but Ogrimmar looks hella cool.

 

[Kiithid]

Of all places, why the park?
The world evolves and advances, hope I won't miss it... in before nostalgia hits back.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Mmm, i remember the first time i played WoW. Tauren Hunter, stopped playing it when it took me two hours to do a corpse run in Mulgore.

 

[Dana22]

Ah...memories. Garrosh is awesome, I hope for some serious Alliance butt kicking in Cataclysm.

 

[Nimzar]

Have you hugged Cairne yet?

 

[ripoff996]

To quote the invincible Leeroy Jenkins
at least i have chicken.

 

[Jandau]

Deathwing's Disaster Report

With the impending patch, the World of Warcraft is going to be changed by the emergence of Deathwing.

Watch Video

John Funk, I hate you from the bottom of my soul.

I was THIS close to not buying Cataclysm. THIS CLOSE! Having successfuly avoided Wrath of the Lich King, I was almost FREE. But no, you just HAD to make this video and put it where everyone can see it. And now I've got a fierce case of nostalgia, my desire to level a Warlock is flaring up again and it's all your fault.

Well, at least I know where my first salary after I find a job is going...

 

[lordlillen]

DAMN YOU! why didnt you say anything about my beloved mulgore i loved that place.
still my nostalgia is no match for my empty pockets i wont buy this... yust gotta hold out for STOR

 

[Turbo_ski]

I checking out the giant charred penis art deathwing left in the Badlands first!

 

[Synek]

So global warming just hit Azeroth?

 

[PunkRex]

All good things must come to an end... sort of. The only thing I regret is that I never experienced alot of it, I never even made an Alliance character. This gives the game alot more depth and even makes it (in a weird way) more realistic.

Now excuse me why I prepare myself for Haters who will hate.

 

[movienut]

Logged on today. My only complaint is that the darn portals in Dalaran aren't working! I had to take the bloody boat back! Mages are making a fortune right now.

 

[Jeronus]

I keep trying to get out and they keep pulling me back in. Damn you to hell, Blizzard. It's like I just got over my crack addiction and you invent super crack.

 

[Endocrom]

I now know the joy of seeing an ad framed around a 34 second video ad that is being slowed down by a flash ad playing behind it. All for a video describing the thing that the ads are for. Delicious.

 

[ace_of_something]

I hope this doesn't mean they removed ALL the desert-y areas. Desloace, Tanaris, Thousand Needles. Those were my favorites.

 

[Leemaster777]

Wow... it didn't REALLY hit me unti just now that this whole world is changing. Memories.

But man, this is a ballsy, ballsy move by Blizzard... and I'll be damned if it isn't completely brilliant. Destroying the old world not only facilitates making the lower-level experience better, but also draws back in alot of old players to re-experience a new world.

 

[Zamn]

Logged on today. My only complaint is that the darn portals in Dalaran aren't working! I had to take the bloody boat back! Mages are making a fortune right now.

They're not broken, they're gone. They don't want people hanging out in Northrend anymore.

 

[therandombear]

Park is gone, bad memories of Scholomance

That was actually Deathwings mission, destroy the park, the other places were just bonuses.

And my favourite old instances are Scholomance and Stratholm, they were awesome dungeons.

 

[Soisait]

I keep trying to get out and they keep pulling me back in. Damn you to hell, Blizzard. It's like I just got over my crack addiction and you invent super crack.

this... so f**kin true...