The Escapist Presents: MovieBob Reviews Star Trek

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Slycne said:
If this was any other generic action space movie I think I would agree with you, but Star Trek carries quite a depth to it. So I think it's a fair assessment to expect more of it.
But that's my point! As soon as it has a brand, then it better be epic or it'll be decried. It's higher rated then any previous Star Trek film, according to Meta Critic, but it gets a '6' for what? X-Men Origins slaughtered at the box office, and so did Transformers...but they are bad because...? They aren't like the show? The cartoon? The comic book?
Where has the simple enjoyment gone?
 

PedroSteckecilo

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Wouldukindly said:
PedroSteckecilo said:
Though I guess I've lowered my standards for scripting in films, I NEVER expect good writing anymore, I'm just pleased when I get it.
'Tis a sad day when movie-goers have to expect this as reality. Actually to be honest, the majority of film since its beginning has been somewhat weak...

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...don't know where I was going with that. *Fucks off to watch Citizen Kane again*
It is depressing but when shitty writing is ALL YOU GET anymore... you stop caring about it being a necessity and then go and watch (in my case) Casablanca or The Thin Man while weeping.

Sadly I guess my love of great action sequences and sharp direction outweighs my love of good screen writing.
 

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Baby Tea said:
Where has the simple enjoyment gone?
Simple enjoyment is fine, but like a lot of people familiar with the Star Trek brand I don't find action movies as entertaining as I was when I was a young teen. They target these films to people who are younger than me, tell their audience that it is for them and isn't for me and then suddenly I'm cynical for not being interested in it?
 

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More Fun To Compute said:
Victor Lewis-Smith and Charlie Brooker are ripping off Yahtzee as well. He should sue or something.
If you could sue over being cantakerous and swearing alot George Carlin would have sued the shit out of Yahtzee (when he was still alive, RIP George)

And hell, what about The Spoony One? He's pretty much Yahtzees inspiration isn't he?
 

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Wouldukindly said:
Also, I'm sick of people saying that '*insert internet thing here* ripped off Yahtzee' Perhaps he was inspired by Yahtzee, did you even consider that option? Not to mention the fact that just because something has Yahtzee-esque qualities doesn't make it bad. In fact, it can be even better then Zero Punctation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlOXAtPvMDk&feature=channel_page
Thanks Wouldukindly! That's a great little series.
 

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More Fun To Compute said:
Baby Tea said:
Where has the simple enjoyment gone?
Simple enjoyment is fine, but like a lot of people familiar with the Star Trek brand I don't find action movies as entertaining as I was when I was a young teen. They target these films to people who are younger than me, tell their audience that it is for them and isn't for me and then suddenly I'm cynical for not being interested in it?
But it's a popcorn movie! The trailer and all the promo material were pretty straightforward about it being a popcorn movie. Sure, it had its superficial moments, but it never sunk to the depths of Transformers (God, that was aweful). While I was in the theater, I felt something I hadn't felt in a long while: I was having a GOOD TIME at the movies. It was fun, there were a few laughs, and it looked fantastic. Take it for what it is and you might actually enjoy yourself.
 

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What I hated about Transformers was the following...

I wanted a Big Dumb Movie with lots of Big Robots hitting eachother...

what I got was 1/2 an hour of Robots and 2 Hours of Megan Fox (who I do not really find hot), Army Dude, Annoying Australian Hacker Chick and Anthony Fucking Anderson. Basically 2 Hours of an over inflated cast of annoying characters who weren't giant robots blowint each other up.
 

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PedroSteckecilo said:
More Fun To Compute said:
Victor Lewis-Smith and Charlie Brooker are ripping off Yahtzee as well. He should sue or something.
If you could sue over being cantakerous and swearing alot George Carlin would have sued the shit out of Yahtzee (when he was still alive, RIP George)

And hell, what about The Spoony One? He's pretty much Yahtzees inspiration isn't he?
The guy who does the Final Fantasy movies? He might be, but since I remember Lewis-Smith his style more similar to me. Looks similar from one of his old clips on youtube [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j39oSM9ppo] at least.

m_jim said:
It was fun, there were a few laughs, and it looked fantastic. Take it for what it is and you might actually enjoy yourself.
The government scientists surgically removed my ability to have fun and enjoy myself at the allotted age. I'm told that it's a necessary operation required to maintain the social cohesion that comes from teenagers liking different things from older generations and provides material for official humour outlets such as The Onion.
 

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Baby Tea said:
Slycne said:
If this was any other generic action space movie I think I would agree with you, but Star Trek carries quite a depth to it. So I think it's a fair assessment to expect more of it.
But that's my point! As soon as it has a brand, then it better be epic or it'll be decried. It's higher rated then any previous Star Trek film, according to Meta Critic, but it gets a '6' for what? X-Men Origins slaughtered at the box office, and so did Transformers...but they are bad because...? They aren't like the show? The cartoon? The comic book?
Where has the simple enjoyment gone?
Agreed here... I kinda had the feeling of listening to Comic Book Guy from the simpsons talk condescendingly about something he didn't enjoy... mixed with yahtzee and swears here. I enjoyed listening to your review, and I busted out laughing once or twice, but yeah... Transformers was as effective as it was ever going to be, its never had any semblance of reason for anything, and its about freaking cars from space, it was only ever going to be one orgasmic CG/explosionfest, and its wrong to hate it just because it was only ever that. and as for origins, It was enjoyable and fun to watch, followed 3 huuuuuuge movies that came before it, and managed to not let those who went to see the films preceding it down, so yeah, it did good... no reason to hate.

Ive seen so few films deserve that much hate at all, lol. Like Jumper. It was horrendous. If you read the book, (even AFTER seeing it) it made it even worse...

just um... my opinion. ^_^ peace.
 

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Baby Tea said:
... Apparently you can't just have a fun action movie anymore, it has to be super well acted with no artistic license from the source material whatsoever. Anyone remember the first Die Hard? Poorly acted, campy action, and silly one-liners. But you know what? It's awesome. It's awesome because it's a fun action movie. ...
And Star Trek the Original Series was campy, poorly acted, and full of thinly-veiled social commentary, which is why it's awesome. It's also the reason why so many people get worried about a new movie - taking something that's awesome partially because it's so poorly made, and making it into an action-packed explosionfest wrought with drama and suspense is kinda the same thing as making Die Hard into Law and Order with a Vengance: the Animated Series.

Some people might like watching a cartoon Bruce Willis / Sam Jackson. Hell, a lot of people might like it. It doesn't make it good, just because people like it though. Film has the luxury of being considered an art form, and as such, there will be those who treat all film as art - subject to harsh criticism and praise alike. Sorta how the Mona Lisa isn't such a great painting - it's popular, but mainly because it was stolen.

What art, music, food, and film critics do is cast a discerning eye on their medium of choice. That's why critics will shower one work with praise, and stomp on the heart of another - it's their job to create such a big rift between good work and bad work, rather than to engineer a Jell-O salad of opinion.
 

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Well check that shit out, budget for the movie goes up, it looks prettier, and the acting and script quality goes down.

Is there some explanation as to why this happens? We can't have super big budget and good acting and writing?

Also, I don't see MovieBob as a "reviewer" - I see him as a far-too-in-depth critic. He rips it apart and gives a great big analysis into everything about it. Whatever "it" may be. I like this though, he stirs up the pot and doesn't have a giant parade of followers behind him saying "I agree with you!" - he makes us think. Or cry.
 

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There is nothing wrong with a good action movie the problem is when they try and slap a series on it that doesn't really fit. I liked transformers not quite what I wanted but a decent action movie in itself. The real problem I have with this movie is that the cast just doesn't seem to click like the casts of the original star trek or Star Trek:TNG. Also that it is not as technical as the other ones seemed to be.
It feels like taking a franchise and just slapping it on top of a movie. A good movie but the franchise just does not seem to fit correctly. I think it may have even worked better if they did not try and tell an early story of the originals. If they would have made up new characters for a time before kirk or something on those lines it may have even worked better. But as it is the cast now just does not mesh like the cast back then.
 

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Agree with you entrierly on Transformers, only bested by fantastic Four the Silver Surfer as the worst movie of 2007 and if you try and push that Transfromers was worse than that abomination you are talking out of your arse. Ateast transformers had some action >_>. Have not seen the Star Trek movie but from what I have noticed MovieBob is highly biased on the things he likes IE ninteno and that always carries across in his stuff so cant really trust him on this opinion.
 

Baby Tea

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CaptainCrunch said:
It doesn't make it good, just because people like it though. Film has the luxury of being considered an art form, and as such, there will be those who treat all film as art - subject to harsh criticism and praise alike. Sorta how the Mona Lisa isn't such a great painting - it's popular, but mainly because it was stolen.
Wait wait, isn't what is 'good' totally subjective? And if the masses enjoy something (As seen in Box-office sales), then isn't it safe to say it's mostly viewed as good? Not everyone would agree on a film, but popularity isn't something to be dismissed. Take the new Wolverine flick as an example, which has a 40 or 50 something on Meta Critic: It did exceedingly well at the box office, most people I know say they enjoyed it as a fun action movie (I know I did), but critics aren't taking to it too well. So, is it good or bad?

CaptainCrunch said:
What art, music, food, and film critics do is cast a discerning eye on their medium of choice. That's why critics will shower one work with praise, and stomp on the heart of another - it's their job to create such a big rift between good work and bad work, rather than to engineer a Jell-O salad of opinion.
No, no I find reviewers and critics usually cast their opinion (Educated or not) into a medium that is ruled by subjectivism and fads. Even a movie panned by critics will do awesome in sales, and so who is right then? The pretentious 'know-it-all' critics who said it sucked? Or the Movie Studio execs, Actors, director, and producers walking off into the sunset with the press a buzz and millions in their pockets? Or the people who went out to see a simple film and were entertained for two hours?
 

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God almighty, got half way through but found myself compelled to turn the video off, this is one of the most low-rent video reviews to grace the escapist. Movie bob's voice is one of the most annoying and adenoidal voices i've ever heard, with his near continuous attempts to be 'funny' through the use of visual aids and quasi 'in-jokes' grating against my very soul. His opening rant is so damn boring with it obvious that he it just trying to be 'edgey' and 'contentious'but succeeding only in making himself sound like a nerdy twat.
I honestly don't understand why a site like the escapist would publish such terrible content, with it lowering the very tone of the entire site.
 

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DalekJaas said:
That review sucked. Your taste in movies is terrible. Transformers wasnt that bad, at least it was entertaining, which is what a movie is meant to be. What the hell do you expect? Also you have an annoying, grating voice I'm sorry to say. Stop trying to be Yahtzee.

Baby Tea said:
This is my first time watching MovieBob, and I'm usually entertained by the videos hosted by the Escapist...but not this one.

First I certainly hope it's not supposed to be funny. I got a whiff of 'humor vibe' every now and again, but found my brow furrowed through most of the review. Never smirked or smiled, so I hope those attempts at humor aren't meant to be hook for this series.

Second, I was really very disappointed with the production values of this video. Maybe that's me, but everything else here, even ZP, looks better. This looks like it was done in Microsoft Movie Maker. Maybe it was? It works for ZP because ZP is fast, random, and humor centered, not 'review' centered. This might work if it was funny, but even if it was funny it just seemed thrown together in 15 minutes after hastily writing the review in a previous 10 minutes (Don't forget a bunch of expletives, because that obviously makes a point more valid) and doing the voice-over in one take on a crappy analog $6 mic from Staples. Maybe it's the compression, maybe it's the quality reduction in order to make the whole thing 'streamable', but it sounds like it was done by sitting at a kitchen table and talking into the mic built into your netbook. I suppose this second point is more aesthetic then anything else, but it really bugs me. Maybe that's me.

Thirdly, and finally, it seems I have the same problem with this movie reviewer as I do with nearly every reviewer around: Everything has to be an epic masterpiece, or it's balls. Granted that Star Trek was given a 'in the middle' sort of 'grade', but with the hate on the new X-men Origins flick and Transformers, it just strikes me as nerd rage rather then serious review. Apparently you can't just have a fun action movie anymore, it has to be super well acted with no artistic license from the source material whatsoever. Anyone remember the first Die Hard? Poorly acted, campy action, and silly one-liners. But you know what? It's awesome. It's awesome because it's a fun action movie. But as soon as it's a brand, it's shit if it's hits that same style. Yes it's important to have at least decent acting and story and the like, but it seems like lately it has to be Oscar worthy and exactly like the source material in order for people to just shuttup and enjoy a movie these days.
But maybe that's just me.

Anyways, pardon the long post. I'll try watching some of the older ones to see if it's just this one that bugs me.
Thank you both, I completely agree. Also MovieBob cut down on the swearing. I had to stop half way through because all of your swearing made it way too hard to listen to.