The Escapist Presents: Nerf Wars 2: Gears of Nerf

[Deadman Walkin]

As a bunch of other people have said, I am jealous of your jobs!

 

[deadlinejon]

i would love to apply for a job but im in canada.

and canada NEVER gets the cool office jobs.

 

[alexoblivion]

"KNIIIIIIIFE EYYYYYYYE ATAAAAAAAAACK"
For several months of my life, that was the greatest thing ever. I'm glad to see I'm not the only person who thinks so.

 

[DND Judgement]

your work seams like so much more fun than mine..... the best we ever do is get bored a throw roast potatoes at each other...

 

[WarHamster40K]

Imagine was almost everyone else said, except with an admirable level of poise and sophistication. That is what my higher-functioning section of the brain wants me to say. Instead, I'll end up saying "I want in!". I wonder if there's a Nerf equivalent of a Predator drone or AC130... Having no peripheral vision nixes my combat viability. *sadness*

 

[Enigmers]

Why do so many people love Nerf, could someone please explain this to me?

Because it's all the shooting with none of the mess. (almost)

 

[Sneaklemming]

I dont think I understand

 

[MadeinHell]

Just another day at the office.

 

[lwm3398]

Can I please get a job at Themis Media?

Come on, I said please!

 

[RobCoxxy]

Can I work for you guys? Seriously?

 

[Knusper]

OK, never mind going into 6th form after the Summer holidays, I'm going to move across the Atlantic and work for you guys!