The Escapist SF IV Throwdown: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER, WIN A BADGE!

[bad rider]

How disheartening to see that not even 20% of the Escapist population has any clue at all. You're backing a chump, a poser, and a crybaby, when you should be backing a champion.

I'll let you all figure out which is which.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what is called projecting.

Greatest comeback ever?

 

[Varchld]

I really want to vote for Tendo, but Nil's character of Vega and using a standard controller just push him ahead an inch in my book...though that could just mean that he doesn't know what he's doing as well as the others ><

Go Nil! (and tendo second)

 

[Horvic]

Come on Logan. Show them the true power of the UK

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Logan's the only person using a pad. I'm seriously liking the way this is looking

 

[Logan Westbrook]

Some stuff about stuff

Some stuff about stuff that was about some stuff that was about some other stuff.

Then you shouldn't perpetuate those stereotypes. Maybe you did it consciously because there's a reason, eh? I agree on Vega though, he's a real man, and he's awesome.

I didn't say it had anything to do with the bearing, now did I? If he has DID or something, it's simply his mind that is disjointed, and that will not serve well for concentration, which is pivotal in competitive gaming. Well, he does have a set origin as you said he was from the entire UK. That means the UK can restrain his awesomeness.

Anyway, I don't hear you denying the schizophrenia. That aside, maybe his body indeed is divided then? Like, cut up and scattered across the land? I have to say it's pretty impressive to be able to game then... but it's no match for the Funk.

The answer is quite simple actually. My physical body resides near Manchester, but my raw fighting power is so great that I distribute it evenly around the country. When I need to, I call it all back.

I'll probably only need a small village's worth for this though.

 

[God's Clown]

With a name like John "Can't fight the" Funk, he has to win.

 

[Hman121]

What are you taliking about? It's all about Keane. With Sagat, he's the clear winner.

 

[xitel]

With a name like John "Can't fight the" Funk, he has to win.

You can't fight him because as soon as he sees Nilcypher start to come towards him he surrenders instantly.

 

[ender214]

I choosing Keane.

Red Bull = DOMINATION

 

[SnowCold]

Just a random guess, ON WITH THE FUNK!

 

[Ace of Spades]

John (CantFakethe) Funk all the way.

 

[Lord_Jaroh]

Going for Keane Ng, as he can Tiger Uppercut his opponents into the stratosphere.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Go Logan!

 

[InvisibleMilk]

John Funk was my vote. Gah. Why'd I vote for the guy wearing a skirt?

 

[Sweep117]

nilcypher will take the win, if for his quote alone. "My banhammer will crush you!" Nice.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

I gotta go with Keane, props to the man who uses the series big bad villains.

Some stuff about stuff

Real men feel no need to be restrained by stereotypes, by the false idioms of what it means to be a man. Real men bring on the hurt in the best way they feel necessary, and with Vega, that is in style.

And schizophrenia has no bearing on where one is from. Like I said, he has no set origin, as nowhere can restrain his awesomeness.

Real men interrupt any music with his theme song!

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If you get the reference... -YOU WIN-. End of Internet.

 

[linchowlewy]

Nilcypher is going to win this thing hands down. Everyone remembers him from the mod fight, just such a shame hoverboard isn't fighting.

 

[justnotcricket]

Tendo FTW! =)

 

[Eagle Est1986]

Tom Endo ftw! Come on Tom, everyone loves an underdog story.