The Escapist Show: Episode 38: Crytek

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Lima

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headshotcatcher said:
Panda made up for it though :D (Poor kitties, they stood no chance :()

I think one kitten got away. I smell sweet kitty revenge!
 

randommaster

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Lima said:
headshotcatcher said:
Panda made up for it though :D (Poor kitties, they stood no chance :()
I think one kitten got away. I smell sweet kitty revenge!
We can only hope.

Congrats on the promotion, Russ, and nice upgrading work. Now, if you excuse me, I need to go replace my ALU with a rubix cube.
 

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randommaster said:
Lima said:
headshotcatcher said:
Panda made up for it though :D (Poor kitties, they stood no chance :()
I think one kitten got away. I smell sweet kitty revenge!
We can only hope.
Satanic Panda was borne of the fires of hell, and has a thirst for kitty blood that can never be quenched. It is the ultimate villain. The balance of good and evil has been skewed deeply; what we need now is a hero...

randommaster said:
Are we going for a JRPG type hero, who starts off as nobody important and ascends the ranks to claim the mantle of savior, or a CRPG hero, who was appointed by the powers that be to bring down this ultimate evil? Personally, I want to see, at the very least, ninjas riding robot zombie dinosaurs and weilding rocket chainsaws.

Is that too much to ask?
Watch and see.
 

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CaptainCrunch said:
randommaster said:
Lima said:
headshotcatcher said:
Panda made up for it though :D (Poor kitties, they stood no chance :()
I think one kitten got away. I smell sweet kitty revenge!
We can only hope.
Satanic Panda was borne of the fires of hell, and has a thirst for kitty blood that can never be quenched. It is the ultimate villain. The balance of good and evil has been skewed deeply; what we need now is a hero...
Are we going for a JRPG type hero, who starts off as nobody important and ascends the ranks to claim the mantle of savior, or a CRPG hero, who was appointed by the powers that be to bring down this ultimate evil? Personally, I want to see, at the very least, ninjas riding robot zombie dinosaurs and weilding rocket chainsaws.

Is that too much to ask?
 

JAPH42

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I hope that Crysis 2 is a better game than the first. CryEngine 2 looks stunning compared to anything you will find today, despite being two years old. Why can't they just use the already great engine to make a game that takes more than ten hours to play through? Unfortunately, Crytek seems to be putting all of their effort into making an engine, rather than the game. I don't care if the game runs on the GoldSrc engine, as long as it's fun. Anything beyond fun (graphics in this case) is a plus. I still have more fun playing the original Half Life than I have playing Crysis.
 

Xvito

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Kittens... Bah. Ponies... Meh.

I'm glad that some people understand the power of the...


[HEADING=1]ZOMBIE NINJA PANDA BEARS[/HEADING]

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.
 

Roamin11

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Pana eating kitties, I thought this site had disturbed me in ways I never thought, but now... now they out done themselves.... AWSOME
 

Chaos Marine

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I thought the Apple definition of upgrading meant taking the old Macs behind a shed, shooting them and then going off to the Apple store to waste obscene amounts of money?
 

DrunkWithPower

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I couldn't help noticing the Xbox360 and PS3 badges on the screen shots, does this mean that it's coming to those systems? If so, I need to borrow that torch besause I fear my PS3 will explode.
 

Mullahgrrl

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Scary horse.

So it has been the dream of this guy to make games that no one can play?

That is so unique!
 

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Roamin11 said:
Pana eating kitties, I thought this site had disturbed me in ways I never thought, but now... now they out done themselves.... AWSOME
But... Skull Panda loves kitties! [http://www.samandfuzzy.com/archive.php?comicID=322]