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MellowFellow

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GrimTuesday said:
MellowFellow said:
GrimTuesday said:
MellowFellow said:
I go to Oregon State University.
HAHAHAHAHA how's that season going? /shameless gloating about football
Yeah...the season has not been good, ever since we lost one of our best players with a season ending injury we have sucked. The civil war is going to be a blow out most likely, but there would be nothing sweeter than to beat the ducks and stop them from going to the national championship. I think it would be one of the greatest days of my life. I will be going to the game, so hopefully our team shows up unlike last Saturday against Stanford.
Hey, anythings possible but I doubt it will happen, mostly because the Ducks are crazy good this year and the Beavers are pretty bad. Also, The main reason I dislike OSU is because two of the three years I when to the football camp they have there my dorm was really fucking far away from the chow hall and the practice field.
Don't worry I am expecting us to get destroyed. I think if our o-line wasn't so crappy our season would not have been so embarrassing, well actually our defense hasn't been that tremendous either.
 

GenericAmerican

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Dec 27, 2009
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Me-

I have several thousand Coca-cola bottle caps stored up for the fallout style apocalypse. (Hope the accept plastic caps)
This is the only forum I frequent.
I have less than a week to finish a research paper I haven't started.
I collect weapons, recently bought a tomahawk.
I'm in my Avatar picture
I'm 6ft3in and everyone wants me on the football team but I say 'meh'
I dabble in archery
In one day I got to kill twenty chickens
I once flipped my gokart with me in it...not wearing a seatbelt
I dislike pets, or dislike owning them; to much of a hassle
I gave up on a well liked story I was posting on the Internet when my computer ate it
I won gold in a martial arts tournament
I hate interacting with people in real life...they just get on mah nerves

And I don't talk much in real life; but this is the internet and I can ramble on forever and ever.

Oh, and when all my friends were playing MW2 and now Black Ops. I own them, but I still play the first Call of Duty
 

Milo Windby

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Feb 12, 2010
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Me-
I am a Halo fan (But not the annoying fanboy type)
I like any type of cheese.
I am a rather decent cook (Not the best, but not bad either)
 

Jarcin

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Jarcin:
Hate every race and class besides Forsaken Mage
Does math when bored
Dreams of becoming a Blizzard employee (Have to fit that stereotypical WoW player)
 

DuctTapeJedi

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-I can make anything out of duct tape. (wallets, flowers, Darth Vader masks, etc.)
-I'm a tree-hugging liberal. (love welfare, public health care and gay marriage)
-I'm skilled in carpentry and masonry.
-I'm a strong Christian and intend to make a career out of mission work. (building schools, hospitals, rebuilding homes after natural disasters, etc.)
 

Skorpyo

Average Person Extraordinaire!
May 2, 2010
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Skorpyo-

Active member of Escapecraft, the Escapist Minecraft server.
Even more active here.
Makes many attempts to be an uplifting, funny person in the forums.
Is capable or repairing anything.
Is your on-call tech junkie (E.G., the "Computer Question Thread" regular)
Is Asexual.
Avoids politics entirely.
 

Karthesios

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Jul 11, 2010
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Me
Loves nachos topped with chopped habanero peppers
Regularly plugs Claymore when a relevant opportunity arises
Took a graphic design course (4.0 GPA) and now looking for work in that field
 

radarbsm

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Aug 30, 2009
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radarbsm

- Lurks a lot
- Loves severe weather
- Has over 60000 messages in my in-box.
 

Sightless Wisdom

Resident Cynic
Jul 24, 2009
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Sightless Wisdom:

I listen to a lot of music, mainly metal, but I enjoy soft things like Jazz as well.

I am a huge tech geek; I enjoy web coding(html,CSS,PHP, etc.); I am a PC gamer and I love to upgrade my PC.

I am unfortunately both unemployed and single(yes I see that as unfortunate)
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Aug 5, 2009
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Neonbob said:
~Spends far too much time on this website
Kick me off now before I never resume work!

OT:

Redlin5

-Pokemon Master (on the casual spectrum however)

-Freelancer Fanboy

-Trumpet player

-Known as the crazy eccentric sane man

-Spends more time on this site than he is willing to admit

-Hates Ke$ha music with a passion

-Filmmaker

-University Student

-Really should be transcribing dialogue right now...

*sigh*

...

I can add onto this later, right?

*resumes work*
 

Mr.PlanetEater

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May 17, 2009
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Me;
I love Saxophone, the Bass Guitar.
I play Lacrosse as a Right Wing Defender :)3)
I love to draw, and play video games, as well as film.
My favorite bands include and is not limited to;
The Who, The Clash, The Ramones, The White Stripes, Pink Floyd, Queen, Kaiser Chiefs, Flogging Molly, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Dropkick Murphys, Men at Work, The Strokes, The Hives, Jimmi Hendrix, The Beatles, Deep Purple, Bush, Rush, Sonic Youth, Smashing Pumpkins, Steelers Wheel, They Might Be Giants, Rage Against the Machine, Rise Against, Pixies, System of a down, The Byrds, ACDC, Led Zeppelin, Twisted Sister, REM, and last but certainly not least U2
 

2012 Wont Happen

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summerof2010 said:
2012 Wont Happen said:
I am straight edge
What's a straight edge? On a related note, should I know what a straight edge is?
I do not drink, smoke, use drugs, or have sexual relations with anyone I do not care deeply about.

As for whether you should know about it, it isn't exactly obscure, but it certainly isn't prevalent. So, not knowing about it is fine.
 

eatenbyagrue

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Me
Prone to long, frequent and violent bouts of depression
Is painfully shy, despite being a teacher who has to get up in front of several different groups of students and lecture about grammar and vocabulary and literature for an hour and a half
Has once succeeded in gaming for 30 hours straight without even realizing it, and survived
 

OptimisticPessimist

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Nov 15, 2010
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I'm big.
I'm lazy.
I'm a proud member of the Couldn't-Give-A-Fuck party.
I heart Fable and Jade Empire.
I'm terrified of spiders. Seriously, I'd take a bullet without flinching, but get an arachnid anywhere near me and I'll shriek like a banshee.

where was I?

Oh, yeah. I spend way more time on the internet than is really good for me.
Sometimes I'll type up a perfectly reaonable post, then freak out about grammar or something and alter in such a way as to make it illegible.
I tend to put my foot in my mouth, so ya have to take most of what I say with a pinch of salt.
People tend to underestimate my intelligence, and I enjoy that immensely.
I play guitar (badly) and I'm trying to learn bass.
Um...I...nope, that's about it.
 

Atmos Duality

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Mar 3, 2010
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Atmos Duality (because plain ol' Atmos isn't enough, and I love hidden double meanings.)

-I dig in-depth game-design discussion. (and have created my own tabletop game logic simply to see if I could)
-Am studying to become a meteorologist. This is important enough to mention because I love Weather of all types, seasons, and climates; even the shitty/dangerous weather.

*I. LOVE. DRAGONS. (No really. Smart, strong, cute, engines of destruction. Not very original I know...) Though this might be the last part of my childhood manifesting itself in a desperate attempt to keep me from turning into a jaded prick.

-I'm so thoroughly boring, long winded and repetitive in my posts that I might very well be invisible.
 

Trivun

Stabat mater dolorosa
Dec 13, 2008
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Me...

- I have a severe problem with my sleep cycle...
- I study Mathematics at the University of Leeds...
- My favourite genres of video game are jointly Real ime Strategy and Point-and-click Adventures...
 

Unesh52

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May 27, 2010
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2012 Wont Happen said:
I do not drink, smoke, use drugs, or have sexual relations with anyone I do not care deeply about.

As for whether you should know about it, it isn't exactly obscure, but it certainly isn't prevalent. So, not knowing about it is fine.
Oh. Well, I guess I'm a straight edge. Sounds kind of lame though. You catch much flak for this kind of living policy?
 

InnerRebellion

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Mar 6, 2010
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Me
-Recently diagnosed with a partially split personality
-Has the tendency to not actually do anything on here, just leave the tab open
-I like pumpkin pie :3
 

2012 Wont Happen

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Aug 12, 2009
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summerof2010 said:
2012 Wont Happen said:
I do not drink, smoke, use drugs, or have sexual relations with anyone I do not care deeply about.

As for whether you should know about it, it isn't exactly obscure, but it certainly isn't prevalent. So, not knowing about it is fine.
Oh. Well, I guess I'm a straight edge. Sounds kind of lame though. You catch much flak for this kind of living policy?
Mostly from my brother. He's a marine and a bit of an alcoholic, and he makes fun of me a lot for being straight edge.