Well, since I'm too late to be an actual contestant, I'll just make a lame cameo appearance, like they get so many celebrities to do on those awful American Idol finales. Ahem...
Wow. Yorg. I can't believe you made it 30 rounds of this little game. That is something to be proud of. How many people's avatars have you ruined with various pictures of Edward and the Jonas brothers? Oh right 30. I should learn to count.
*hold for laughter*
Anyway, I just wanted to say congratulations. I know I was only in it for one round, but it was a pretty fun round. Look forward to what you do next, man. Know it's going to be good.
*gives thumbs up to camera*
OK, is that it? Oh thank god. Man, get Lonny on the phone, tell him he's hanging by a thread. I mean guest appearance in an internet game finale? A game I was involved in for a week? That's ridiculous. That three episode arc on Hot in Cleveland better come through or he is so fired.