The Escapist's Worst Song Of 2009 Battle (Voting open!)

[jackanderson]

For the last month, The Escapist's collective community have been shortlisting ideas for the worst song of 2009. From those songs we've wittled it down to 32 to battle it out for the title for the Escapist's Official Worst Song Of 2009.

For the next 32 days, we will be pitting two songs against each other for The Escapist to decide which is the worst. The "winner" (one with the most votes) moves on to the quarter finals and so on. Some are whole bands/artists and all have a video link for you to experience.

You must offer up an explanation as to why you chose that song over the other.

So without further ado, here are the next two contestants.

Day 3

Cobra Starship - Good Girls Go Bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JK7IKSfyLE

Vs.

Tinchy Stryder - Number One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc7W8Q-g9Lg

Vote closes tomorrow at 9PM when a new match up will be announced. Get voting!

 

[Sassafrass]

Dizzee Rascal...
will not lose this.

I vote Jo Bros, even though I don't really like any of them.
Oh and my reason? They annoy me more. But only just a bit more.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Dizzle ma shnizzle bizzle fizzle turkey twizzler rasclart.

For consistantly recording the sound of shit sliding out of his arse and earning money from it...

At least the Jonas brothers have the decency to try and imitate music...

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Here's my list;
Anything by Hannah Montana.
Anything by the Jonas Brothers.
That fucking song "bonkers".

 

[Distorted Stu]

Bonkers is an epic tune when your in a nightclub. Jonas brothers suck.

 

[necromanzer52]

Oh god Dizzee rascal by far.

 

[nolongerhere]

Gonna have to go with the Jonas Brothers here.
I quite like Bonkers.

 

[Julianking93]

Ugh...I don't know. They're both terrible. Dizzee Rascal just sounds like annoying sounds with some dipshit singing over it, but the Jo Bros are just really, really gay sounding. I mean, there's nothing wrong with gay people (Smiths are one of my favorite bands) but that's just really awful and its worse because they try to hide they're gayness.

I vote neither. My vote goes to this. I want to shoot myself after listening. Click at your own risk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHPlRQQgPO4

 

[Hybrid Sight]

My vote for worst out of the two is Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers.
I couldn't understand a word he was saying, at least I could understand what the Jonas Brothers said.

 

[No_Remainders]

Jonas Brothers.
They just irritate me so much.

 

[Cowabungaa]

At least the Jonas Brothers play instrumental music, so I'll vote for that Bonkers song. I can't stand that thumpy stuff.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

DIZZIE FUCKING RASCAL!

 

[The Last Nomad]

I actually liked that Dizee Rascal song, but i imagine if i heard it for more than 2 30 second samples i would change my mind...

Although worst song of the year, yeah the jonas bros could win that....

 

[delet]

Jonas Brothers gets my vote. I simply can't stand to listen to that type of music.

At least 'Bonkers' has a slightly redeeming tune to it, despite being completely chorus. I can't sit through that JB song though. blah.

 

[Galad]

That bonkers excuse of a song. I managed to listen to it for half the time without my ears starting to bleed, 15 seconds less.

 

[DazZ.]

Jonas is much worse, could bounce about to bonkers in a club fine, I'd prefer something else but it would do inbetween good songs.

 

[AcrylicHero]

Bonkers is an epic tune when your in a nightclub. Jonas brothers suck.

This.

Jonas brothers gets my vote.

 

[Fbuh]

I could at least listen to that Bonkers song. I can't even listen to the Jonas Brothers.

 

[dark_taint92]

Jonas is much worse, could bounce about to bonkers in a club fine, I'd prefer something else but it would do inbetween good songs.

im with dazz on this one jonas brother suck so much, were as bonkers you can at least actually dance/rave what ever the hell you want to do.
so jonas brothers get my vote (never thought id say that)